Hunger Games thread! First 23 are in.
Will only put in the first one anyway.
Eh fuck it, tributes are filling in slow as so why not.
Check if all's okay. This should be fun with the overdose of Patties.
3 Patties already down, they aren't doing really well.
> ARENA EVENT BOYS ARENA EVENT BOYS ARENA EVENT BOYS
A true bloodfest, many die, bestgirl (Rei) is still alive though.
Hunger Games is the most contrived bullshit setting I've ever seen. The rich elite in city A make poor riff-raff of city B kill each other on live television. And PUBLIC SUPPORT is a big factor because they send gifts? I'd like to try and give some benefit of the doubt, like it's all a metaphor for constantly being judged at school while they do "social battle". Or maybe they're fighting their schoolwork?
It's just so blatantly targeted towards retarded tween girls that it's pathetic. Not that having a target audience is bad, but it treats the audience like they've got a complete lobotomy. If I was a 13 year old girl I'd be insulted this exists, and despondent that it's popular.
At least it's not that shitty "Maze" franchise.
Why does Holly wood keep throwing money at retards?
>THE FEAST THE FEAST THE FEAST
The bastards got Rei.
He/She could be here for all we know.
Stop fucking around you 3 and do something.
Ladies and gents, it is time to make your bets.
Let's make it even worse.
It seems that the very last of the PATTIES emerged victorious!
THE WINRAR IS PATTY
Wait, does that make all the other Patties a winner too? Nah probably not.
>the Patty Games are won by a Patty
was there ever any doubt?
Oh thank you, I live to give. Anyway, if there's sufficient interest I could host another game in a few minutes.