non-porn webms Also, I have a job interview tomorrow. Give me

ez.. just say u want to become an "extpert" on ur field + other field that are included at ur work or become a heße

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>>724927196

>heße

Fun fact: The job interview is actually close to where the police raided a hospital looking for him.

>>724926947
God damn foot fetish creeps

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Post feets from your girlfriend

>>724926688
fuck, i just realized thats in gainesville. by the goodwill on 34th

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>>724928492

Friends of yours?

>>724926947

BUSTED

>>724927154
Love this one.

>>724927925
>>724928065
Dumb nignogs

>>724928869
Oh no Mr. Garrison's balls

>>724926688
Practise so you have some answers and avoid dead air.
>Why do you think you'd be a good fit for this position, anon?

>>724928742
So what happens next? Brain damage or blood out the ears, whoever is writing this show is a master of suspense.

>>724926688
Research the role, learn what the things you don't know mean and then this >>724927196
To be confident just act confident, being confident comes after that.
If it goes wrong don't go killing your neighbors kid

>>724929177
I'm guessing what happens next is one of those barrio boys steals her pain meds.

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Hiring manager here!

Most of the time, I completely forget the answers they ask after the interview. It's really about HOW they answer questions, rather than WHAT they answer with... although that helps too, a little. If you maintain eye contact, speak confidently and I THINK you know what you're talking about, then that adds up to me calling you with a job offer.

Feel free to deflect questions, if I ask you something specifically, you really don't HAVE to answer specifically, you could answer something that's sort of related to the question.. again, as long as you answer confidently and sternly.

Also, business casual (dress shirt + dress pants) or professional (same, plus blazer)

>>724928869
are his bones made of rubber?

>>724928218
FAKE
Always the same bike

>>724926688

say that you don't know. they know whether or not they'll give you the job within the first few minutes anyhow.

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>>724929178

>Research the role, learn what the things you don't know mean and then this
>To be confident just act confident, being confident comes after that

Yeah, yeah, already did that. They question is how you avoid admitting that you have no clue when they ask you expert question about the field you're supposed to work in.

>>724929691
Might that be b/c people don't steal a bike that shocks their ass?

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Kommt mal was neues von den Behinderten Heße? Hat er nu doch die Hose voll oder wie?

>>724927342
what

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>>724929723

>they know whether or not they'll give you the job within the first few minutes anyhow.

That maybe true, if they don't want you but if they do want you, you can still ruin it by coming across like a dumbass.

>>724927342
I dont understand. Why is he acting like he just found an alien device of unknownness ???!?!???,,

>>724928274
What issss?????

>>724928742
OH FUCK YEAH KILL HER KILL KILL KILL YEEEESSS SMASH THE SKULL SLURP THE BRAINS BATHE IN THE BLOOD AND BECOME THEIR NEW GOD

>>724926877
Why didn't this dumbass move? It literally wasn't even going that fast and he was looking right at it.

>>724927661
This is weird behavior even for footfags. Normally you're supposed to sniff somebody else's shoes not your own.

Alao check your double dubs.

>>724930022
>>724930171
It's a manual car. He's probably a stupid American who has never seen one before. Bloody yanks.

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I think he maybe couldn't see it change directions behind that bump.

>>724926947
Indians are so fucking weird

>>724931205

Cause he was zoned out thinking about titties instead of paying attention to the lame little moves the skaters were trying to pull?

>>724927046
Sauce? Who is she?

>>724929766
This >>724929599 probably the best advice in this thread

>>724931366
Lol why do u Brits always call all Americans yanks? We're not all white descended on Brits you know. Have fun with your shitty teeth nigger

>>724931168
so closeeee

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I believe that when that wave swept into the boat he thought it was sinking and tried to bail.

>>724931615

No one cares. You shouldn't care. Calm your tits.

>>724927925
>in movies niggers are alpha
>white boys are beta-cucks
This little nigger watched to much tv, he thought he was invincible.

>>724931653
It's a rat... It can swim dude

>>724931615

Noone gives a shit where you're descended from. You're all seppo cunts

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>>724929599

>Also, business casual (dress shirt + dress pants) or professional (same, plus blazer)

Dress shirt, tie, blazer and leather shoes but new black jeans because whether sucks to much for dress pants.

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>>724931168

>>724930294
It's a fucking jew picking up a penny or other small coin off the ground. His little jew hat falls off.

>>724930788
>4chan anons IRL.

>>724930294
>>724932045

Coin glued to ground + camera = prank

> caught a jew being a jew = golden prank

>>724929691
wtf why wouldn't it be the same bike? How many people do you think are doing this shit?

>>724931960
Quit being edgy anon.

>>724931366
Automatic transmission easily outweighs manual in terms of performance now, unless you're a fucking formula 1 driver or Ken block, so get with the times old man.

>>724928742
I was jumped by 20 niggers. I fell on the ground and did that exact thing.
>MFW the niggers ran all freaked out that they brain damaged me. I was unscathed
Now when I sew this I have to wonder

>>724928913
You sick fuck! MODS!!!

>>724932535
>20 nigger
This story is obviously false, niggers could never coordinate a group of that scale successfully.

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>>724932423

>Automatic transmission easily outweighs manual in terms of performance now

But it makes the car 10% to 20% more expensive and is often only available with bigger engines and higher equipment variants making the care at least 40% more expensive.

>>724932570
Should I be impressed or disgusted...

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>>724932570

I know that was filmed in that Orlando night club. Did the guy survive?

>>724928549
Fuck... I don't know why... but my favorite thing ever is seeing fat chicks fail at doing shit they used to do when they were 100lbs lighter and 10 years younger. Like seriously girl? I have huge arms and even I couldn't keep your fat ass on that rope. Have you looked in a mirror in 10 years?

>>724927224
my friend was in that safelite van.

>>724932801

Automatics are cheaper than manuals in countries where they're more common.

Manual parts in the US are far expensive since there are less of them, like how automatic parts are more expensive in Europe.

>>724932213
Looks like that nigger is banging two bitches

>>724932836
I'm impressed to be honest. Just look at that huge weiner.

>>724928894
This is why you always know where the ram is.... fuckin city bois.

>>724932657
Bitch needs more fiber in her diet

>>724926688
Just say "that's a good question" and make eye contact. Leave it at that.

>>724931615
They're still mad the lost the colonies.
Britain used to rule some 65% of all landmasses on earth, excluding antarctica and iceland.
Now they're a tiny island nation of domesticated cucks letting muslims use their wives as fleshlights.

>>724932756
>niggers don't attack in large scale mobs
I think you need to take a trip to Colin Flaherty's YouTube Channel

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>>724933208

These things really are more dangers than they look. A friend of mine keeps some for fun. And I've been doing some fun sparing with the ram. It would always hit me against my fist with it's forehead. They have that bone protuberance running down the forehead under the skin and when it hits you all the fore is concentrated on the small line. If it hit you againt the thigh if you weren't expecting it, I thing it could easily break it. And when you're on the ground you're done.

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>>724932756

They don't coordinate. The pack just runs wild.

>>724933889
Does your friend ever beat the shit out of them for being buttholes?

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>>724934325

Nah, he treats them like pets. Actually more like children. It's really creepy sometime. Though I am sure he doesn't have a sexual relationship with them. It's all females except for one ram.

>>724927925
died?

>>724926688
"That is a good question, Let me get back at you on that one". Of course this should only be used once or twice research the position you are looking for.

>>724928065
Fuck

>>724932657
Too much Indian food?

>>724932836
Impressed with the act. Disgusted with our civilization's pandering to these subhumans.

>A gay muslim walks into a nightclub
>Orders shots for everybody