Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724898196
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WVahuS9hk_s
I don't like memes
Still here.
What kinda gay shit is going on in here?
>>724907786
I couldn't think of anybody for the copypasta
I think it's pretty hard to find something cuter than this...
>>724907919
>>724907880
Faggot
>>724907843
unfortunately
>>724907919
found it
>>724907668
>>724907843
You did ask some gay shit "for a friend"
>>724907891
sachi
>>724907843
gay german lolicon
>>724907880
shiro
>>724907919
>>724908046
That could work
>>724907989
Oh boi, salt master edge-death at it again.
Did daddy make you put glass in your boipussy again?
>>724908015
He is a liar, a fraud and can not be trusted.
What lies did he tell this time?
>>724908046
Gay mexican gay -_-
>>724908248
But y'see, I was there when you asked the gay man himself: Holo. You asked him those questions for a reason!
>>724908460
Your memory is a liar, a fraud and can not be trusted.
Seriously though, the only thing I ever asked of Holo was for him to sing 'Don't Stop Believing' by Journey, which he did. Pretty dope guy.
カラミチーマス
>>724908248
so angry no kids outside your window today?
>>724908673
You're the liar, fraud and liar!
Moustaches aren't even in the original art smh
I don't even remember what gay shit you asked, I think it was if liking dicks makes you gay or something
>>724908907
>and liar
Oh wow, smh me can't even copy from German lolicon gay properly
>claiming
>>724908848
They're already inside.
>>724908848
Actually I'd be way more angry if they found a way out.
>>724908907
>not knowing they photoshopped the mustache out for the official release
Also it's only gay if the dick is attached to a dude or masculine looking.
>>724909072
Downstairs, door on the left. The combo is 12 103 83. I know where Shiro keeps them.
>>724909072
kek
>>724909110
tbh I really have nothing against you im just messing with you. I see pedophillea is just another fetish that society doesn't like.
>>724909110
Shiro pls
How could you even get a hold of those?!
Huh, I guess I can agree with this
N-nohomo tho
>>724909213
You even know the combination?
Too bad you can't reach the lock from in there, isn't it?
>>724909407
The last time I let them out they just ended up caught again, within the week.
>>724909227
Fetish is a really mean word, I think.
It's not that I get a raging boner whenever I see some girl walking across the street. I honestly care for them, in a romantic, interpersonal and sexual way. It's more than a fetish.
Would you care for your dominatrix, or do you just like being whipped?
>>724909373
I took Yuu Kamiya's daughter captive, then offered him a deal he couldn't refuse.
That's a glorious mustache you're rocking there, but your picture seriously lack resolution.
>N-nohomo tho
Yes. Of course. No homo.
>>724910315
At least my moustaches aren't edited in lol
I mean... I'll work on it, moustache master
>
>>724910315
I feel that way about a dominatrix type women. its the only thing I could want a girl preferably older then me who I can call mommy. (yes I have real bad mother issues). a girl who is protective of me and strong. so yes my submissiveness is not a fetish but my lifestyle I guess
>>724909373
i'm your favorite princess right
~
>>724910751
Rude! I put a lot of work into these.
>>724911216
I'm glad we came to an understanding. I suppose it's the other way around for me, I want someone I can protect, cuddle and call mine.
If I was a strong woman I'd pork you with a strap-on.
>>724911353
You're currently claiming an angel, not a princess.
But it must be tough not getting all the waifus mixed up, so it's okay. Heathen.
>>724911888
>checked
>>724911925
tbh strap ons have never interested me. but thank you for the offer. yeah I want to be protected coddled and treated as theirs so I guess just different strokes.
>>724911353
u_u
>>724911925
You need 10 more years to get on my level
>>724912023
Hi Ayaya
>>724911925
You're the one getting things mixed up. It's important to distinguish waifus from avatars from personas.
>>724912139
When are you renaming these filenames fellow heretic?
>>724912424
Probably this weekend, before I leave.
That means I have to look trough the folder and delete some repeats and/or pics I don't like
>>724912424
raphiel is only hotter then satinia because she is an actual sadist kek
>>724912122
Have you considered becoming a trap as well, or do you intend to stay male regardless?
>>724912139
Your punny mustache can't even compare.
>>724912424
Well this is a waifu thread, not a mental retardation thread, so keep your headmates at bay. You're not a princess, you're a double heretic.
>>724912796
Every /b/ thread is a mental retardation thread though.
>>724912749
She's not just hotter, she smarter, purer, cuter, reliable, and any other nice adjective you can think of.
>>724912659
I c. We'll talk better about this later, gaems now.
>>724913033
Fair enough, you can be a princess :o
>>724912796
>posting beard
How is that even fair?!
>>724913033
Have fun playing DST I guess
>>724913164
Buckle up, mate.
>>724912796
>>724913164
>John Dolmayan pic when
>>724913410
Got you covered, bro.
shiro help me with my math homework plz
>>724912796
ill stay male although trap would be cool id rather be just a qt male sub
>>724913033
but she is dom wich makes her hot
>>724913282
>>724913549
Close enough
>>724913692
>>724912223
hello taiga, how are you doing
>>724913576
What you got?
>>724913692
Wouldn't the trap thing make it even more humiliating, hence more exciting? Especially when you initially don't want to.
>>724913824
Now, now, don't cry. Dry those tears in that full beard of mine.
>>724913838
Post some too.
>>724914214
I'm alright, trying to sort waifu folder, so messy...
How are you today?
>>724914106
reason being??
>>724914241
I would be ok if she wanted to feminize me if she wanted me to dress like a girl im cool with it. I prefer being treated like a child.
Bradley is sleeping :o
>>724913033
Gaming?
Oh, what a bummer.
I'm working on a project
I'm either gonna break my laptop or break my laptop
>>724907880
The same as always. You're up late
>>724915242
Don't do it, you could end up breaking your laptop!
>>724915242
Why are you breaking your laptop?
:O
>>724908673
Such subtle stripes....
>>724911925
I can enjoy them. But I've seen a few pictures that were ruined by them.
>>724915242
break me
>>724914241
number 5 pls
>>724907695
Kanna is mine
>>724915367
Don't you have a dick to obsess over?
>>724914822
In your arms? :o
>>724915437
It's an experiment
>>724915442
How?
>>724914436
I'm okay justed finished my university for the week so just going to take some time off
>>724915510
I wish :o
What are you doing?
>>724915510
break my body
>>724914620
Where's you go to find such a woman? Craigslist?
>>724915440
I'm impressed you spotted them.
I mostly just use the beards to indicate especially aggressive shitposting. Shiro is still cutest just the way she is.
>>724915444
Oh boi, it's an actually tricky looking question.
Do you need it right now, or can I look at it later?
>>724915510
I thought that was your job :o
>>724914241
>shiro is gay
how is this news? he owns MLP merchandise
>>724915480
She
T H I C C
>>724915860
Any time thank you
>>724916032
Lies and slender!
Your gif making skill suck.
>>724915860
I obsess over yours
>>724915723
I'm not lewd
>>724915639
I'll let you know when I inevitably fail
Hey guys...
>>724915860
uhh I hope in irl a girl who is into domination and wearing the pants. and is ok with being called mommy. (I dont see why calling a girl mommy is a problem tbh)
>>724916098
break my mind?
>>724916373
Ooh, Esdese is a cutey!
I kinda wanna dominate her, it'd be super thrilling!
>>724916253
You lewd
>>724916373
>>724916071
Wew lad. Will there be more like this when I'm done?
>>724916098
What a coincidence, that's the same I obsess over :o.
>>724916373
Yea, but how find one?
Are you just going to ask around?
>>724915552
Nice, well deserved time off is good.
>>724916492
maybeeeeeee
Bloody boats...
>>724916662
What did they do to you now?
>>724907695
God taste
>>724915860
I have eyes for shimapan like a fucking eagle. I have a dedicated folder with over 2500 quality images. I just wish koume had more
>>724916047
She is its a nice change in lolis
>>724916834
I could rant for a while, but for the moment...
Scroll up a little. Lewding the place up.
>>724916589
This is so out of character that it raises the lewdness scale fivefold
>>724916662
Damn spiders
>>724916478
uuuuuh no I dont think she would like that no
>>724916492
uh I dont know I just kinda ask girls out like any other guy
>>724917160
Damn LoL characters
>>724917265
I know but it would be pretty fun and dangerous. Also if I could dominate her, I'd be an pretty strong.
I assume you're submissive?
I broke my laptop
>>724917272
Damn h vn characters
>>724917433
if you could dominate esdeath you would be extremely strong like godlike. yes im very submissive thats why esdeath is a perfect pic
>>724918111
For me it's really fun to dominate people.
Yeah, I would be strong as fuck. I'd have to be a lot stronger than Susanoo, who almost beat her.
Mikasa is the best waifu, all othrr suck ass.
>>724918287
I am full time submissive. esdeath my dommy mommy. susanoo was more worthy but he didnt almost beat her she destroyed him rather quickly
the internet love machine is back online! I hope your days have all been as amazing as you are!
>>724918494
Susanoo could've beat her if it wasn't for her Trump Card, though.
She froze time and the only person who ever negated it was Akame iirc
>>724915444
>>724915860
Analysis? What are you studying???
>>724917819
Oh? You actually know who she is?
>>724919015
Of course
>>724918861
in the anime they made it seem that way. in the manga she fought all of night raid and killed him as well as injured all of them. and she was killed by more then just akame
>1 million men
>a dragon
>10 other tiegu users
>and akame
>>724918306
Stolen
Alright then now I have a girl laying in my lap. What the fuck is even going on.
>>724919122
Do tell. :)
Just first name works. Or what VN. Anything really
>>724919248
GO REM GO! <3
>>724919248
what?
>>724919015
Google is a thing :^)
>>724917486
RIP
>>724919545
Who is it then?
>>724919518
hello miss glitch! how have you been?
>>724914241
I never saved any
>>724919839
Just fine and dandy if I do say so myself.
>>724919793
Miki Yamanobe from Cross Channel
>>724920283
Fine fine... You got it.
>>724919314
It was nice while it lasted.
>>724919366
What?
>>724916589
>
I'll hurry up with my own work, and I'm not even sure if I can solve that one, but boi will I try!
>>724916868
A skill worth putting in your résumé.
It's true, I went trough my Koume folder and found only 4.5 shimapan pics. Many regular pantsu though that I could probably edit.
>>724917265
What have their reactions to your preferences been so far?
>>724917486
Why tho?
>>724918992
More importantly: Who are you claiming?
>>724919248
Pics or it didnt happen.
>>724920080
Pathetic.
>>724920754
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1TO7MdV5qZo
>>724920754
4.5 lol very well. I'd like to see the .5
>>724920754
Sorry. Already over.
>>724921032
I don't know, it's kinda lewd.
>>724920225
that's great <3 I hope your day is as amazing as you!
>>724920427
nice things are nice! hold on to that wonderful happy feeling in your chest for as long as you can!
>>724921093
Oh my. Mustache up those breasts lol
>>724921078
Let this be a lesson to you. Next time you drug someone, make sure to carry her out quickly and not just sit there like a maniac. Of course it'll end fast that way!
>>724921980
Nah, it's just lewd, not vulgar.
>>724922090
That's definitely a .5 and sir how dare you lewd my waifu! The audacity.
Claming all the way
>>724922610
All the way insane.
>>724922090
why is he covering his 2 beestings?
>>724907695
Your waifus are trash and we have to nuke Japan again.
I am Dejuan "Energy" McDaniel
>>724923044
hello mr. McDaniel! I hope your day has been amazing!
>>724922919
>implying another nuke wouldn't make even greater waifus
>>724923722
Hey that's extremely good.
>>724923722
wowow miss that's a nice picture <3
:o me sachi
>>724922574
I don't know what came over me!
Here's one of the other shimapan btw.
>>724907695
Claiming my waifu Mio she's so cute i love her so much, i love you Mio!
>>724924033
hello mr. sachi! how are you today?
>>724923867
Yeah, it's good. There's a lot of good ones for Terra, but there's way more that just -slightly- get the head/face wrong in the worst way.
I imagine you know what i mean
>>724924218
sachi
>>724922850
This is the ideal female body. You may not like it, but this is what peak sexiness looks like.
>>724924214
w o w she is cute! good choice <3
>>724923504
Hey, verbal abuse is 4.50. You gonna pay upfront?
Here
>>724924260
I'm not sure I understand but I hope that means you're well <3
>>724924588
hello friend!
>>724924766
Morning.
>>724924856
are you feeling alright? no hangover or anything?
>>724924489
Child abuse is 4500
pay up
>>724925019
I'm fine. Just a little out of it.
>>724925022
Now that's rich coming from the one claiming the 6 year old.
>>724925257
You know very well that she's 18
>>724925333
Her licence says 18, but that pussy is 6.
Hello
>>724925168
that's good! I'm glad you're well <3
>>724925482
hello friend! has your day been as great as that smile?
>>724925591
Thanks. You too.
>>724925591
I'm officially out for spring break, so yes!
>>724924274
You are me. loli is peak human form
>>724925714
yay, congratulations!
get some well-deserved rest <3
>>724925909
I plan on napping in here in a bit lol
>>724921096
I don't see how I can.
>>724922090
I didn't drug her.
>>724925834
Her poor back.
>>724925981
w o w another cutie!
>>724926053
that sounds like a great plan <3
>>724926083
it sounds like it was a nice experience, you deserve more nice experiences <3
>>724924248
Yee. I understand that quite well from looking for her pics myself.
Also, Tina or Terra? Blonde or green hair?
>>724925834
3d humans can't even compete!
>>724926083
Then that's your mistake.
>>724926384
I think of her as Terra because i played "ff3" when i was a kid.
That said, i'm fine with Tina and blonde.
I kind of think she looks better with blonde hair, but again, i'm more used to the green hair.
My favorites have to be when it's kind of both in a very stylized way.
>>724925426
Could you not
>>724926323
Naps are the greatest invention ever
>>724926384
How about you?
>>724926905
Not saying the pussy ain't delicious. But it's 6 for sure.
>>724926384