Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724907695
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Still here.
カラミチーマス
the internet love machine is online and ready to fill your day with joy!
Still here
Good evening
>>724927532
Rem! Hi
Kinda here :o
>>724927222
I don't have a name preference, on Europe they didn't mess the title numbers but they still translated Tina to Terra.
While I usually go for the original names, I just feel like Terra sounds much smoother. I just pick one version of the name and try to stick to it during that conversation.
When it comes to the hair I'd go with both stylized > green >>> blonde.
Nice pictures, once again.
>>724927635
Same
>>724927532
who is she?
>>724927635
hello miss! how are you?
>>724927826
rem is rem! rem-ember her name because she's great <3
>>724927741
:o
how goes it?
>>724927936
Miss?
Good good, kinda nervous at the moment.
>>724927708
Or maybe i should pink is my favorite :^)
Claiming Kanna
Because fuck that other dude
>>724928033
oh no! what are you nervous about? I'm sure it's all okay <3
>>724928152
what a cutie!
>>724927957
I'm tired and hungry lol
>>724928036
Green + pink, now we're talking. One of the best pics you posted so far as well.
>>724928152
Thicc loli.
Claimed <3
>>724927365
Two toned eyes are great.
>>724927613
Hey there. Glad to see ya.
>>724928152
Quick move on a solid loli. Literally. Well built
>>724928246
Taiga such a cute :o
>>724928550
Hi. glad to see you too! How are things?
>>724928465
Hi comrade Hamakaze
>>724928688
>>724928229
Thank you
>>724928443
>>724928550
Thicc loli best loli
>>724928465
hi lewdhama!
>>724928465
butt
Today is either going to be quiet or busy. Im hoping for quiet.
>>724927613
Hey Mukuro. How are you today?
>>724927826
Refer to him >>724927936
walking for 2 hours with ripped shoes and socks is painful
but being alone is even more painful
>>724929098
hello miss Rory! I hope you have a quiet day, if that means it's a good one!
I claim Luka
>>724929252
you're not alone when you're here, friend <3
I hope your feet feel better soon
>>724928845
Haha yes.
>>724929252
post feet
>>724927457
Ich lieb dich, mich reizt deine schöne Gestalt;
und kommst du nicht willig, dann brauch ich Gewalt.
>>724929410
Those thighs.
>>724927708
>Blond that low
:^(
>>724928680
Doing well. Easy days, well rested. Hope all is well.
>>724928845
I will say I enjoy a short stack or one like her. But not all. DFC is king.
>>724929410
that's a very nice picture!
>>724929574
hello again, miss glitch <3
>>724929127
I'm great, how about you?
>>724929708
Yup, sounds great, Any plans for today?
>>724929098
Busy days are only really fun if you're busy doing something you like
>>724929252
Why did you have to do that?
>>724929410
T h i c c
>>724929708
Short stacks are the best
>>724928915
Butt~
>>724928870
>>724928680
Hello!
How are you guys?
>>724929594
Hallo. sprichen Deutsche?
>>724929842
Nein, ich sprichen keine Deutsche
>>724929842
I'm full of love and joy, and I'm here to spread it! how are you?
>>724929334
I love you!
I will put them in ice
>>724929438
no one wants to see that
>>724929821
to go to the grocery store
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
>>724927352
hang me yuuki
>>724927365
nice hair
feeling better?
>>724927457
still kike
>>724927581
*sip*
>>724927635
:o
>>724929842
I'm great, I see you're the lewd Hamakaze. How are you yourself? Done anything fun?
>>724929842
Lewd.
>>724930020
holy moly! I love you too!
>>724930035
good morning! I hope your day has been amazing so far and only gets better!
>>724930331
Your positivity is so great!
mugi is a nigger xd
>>724929817
I'm feeling a little excited for the spring break. Time to do nothing for a week.
What are you gonna be up to?
>>724929842
Ripped clothing makes situations like that even better
>>724930020
You don't have a bike or a car or something? Or at least normal socks? Either way, that kinda sucks. At least it's over, right?
>>724930331
i hate you alex -_-
>>724931020
wish you
>>724929594
Mein Claimer, mein Claimer, jetzt fasst er mich an!
Anon hat mir ein Leids getan...
>>724930113
No Rea doesn't borrow money
>>724930714
positivity makes everything better!
>>724931020
hello miss!
>>724931049
I'm still not named Alex <3
I think that's the wrong Tomoko.
>>724931538
Momoka hears everything
>>724930815
I just got back from the theater. Aside from that there's nothing left for me to do today.
Any plans for spring break?
>>724931538
Wait what? I'm the Tomo that is reas yeah.
>>724931623
I tried writing down my feeling today but it disappeared again...
>>724931585
you are -__-
>>724931917
Prove you're Tomo-chan
>>724931935
I suppose it isn't that easy, It was more a thought than anything
>>724931585
Agreed! Being miserable is overrated
>>724931119
Zu hilfe, zu hilfe, sonst bin ich verloren!
Zu hilfe, zu hilfe, sonst bin ich verloren!
Der listigen Schlange zum Opfer erkoren,
Barmherzige Götter!
>>724931623
hello miss Duke! are you having a day as great as your waifu?
>>724931991
<3 <3 <3
>>724932069
that's the spirit!
>>724932034
Uh how?
>>724932038
Can you help me understand them?
>>724932251
Say something cute.
>>724929410
>>724932214
Now what's up with you
>>724932214
Life is too short to be upset and annoyed with stuff. Take things in stride!
Anyway, I'm going to take a nap
>>724932214
>Miss
I'm a dude
>>724932281
I don't think that possible, no. Being as I don't know what you're feeling at any given time, and that I'm too autistic to anyway
>>724931585
Hello there.
>>724932325
I woke up this morning and the bottom of my jeans were rolled up but I don't remember doing it. Does that work?
Claim
>>724932351
I blame that pic for me liking thicc this much now.
>>724932462
Nini~
>>724932504
Are you really autistic? You seem normal to me.
>>724932541
You sleep with your jeans?
>>724932715
It's a really good pic.
>>724932785
No idea. Wouldn't be surprised if I was
Apparently I don't think like a normal person though
>>724932785
I was at my friends. Still am right now you know was drinking and stuff.
>>724932410
nothing's up but my levels of love for you!
>>724932462
sleep well <3
>>724932504
hello mister Duke! I hope your day is good even though I was wrong!
>>724932515
are you doing well? <3
>>724932885
Probably because you're a lot smarter than everyone else.
>>724932908
I thought you were drinking alone~?
>>724933010
Spring break has started, and drinking has begun. So okay I guess
>>724933129
I wouldn't say that. And that's not how I meant anyway
>>724933129
Nope. So how's your day looking?
>>724932197
Da hörten sie beide die traurige Mär:
Daß der Thread verloren gegangen,
Besiegt und zerschlagen das autistische Heer -
Und die Waifu, die Waifu gefangen.
>>724931729
Like I said, I don't plan to do much other than get back to playing TF2. I've gotten rusty.
saber
>>724932833
As expected from our lord Asanagi.
Oh I have to go again! UGH
>>724933232
You need more self confidence, love. You know you're smart and I know you're a nice person.
>>724933284
Really tiring and it's still not over. I wish days were shorter.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmnpWjinTTM
>>724933232
hooray! that sounds like a fun way to spend your time <3 please be careful and don't hurt yourself
>>724933486
that's a cute one, for sure!
>>724933570
be safe <3 <3 <3
>>724933570
I am neither of those things. See you later
>>724933570
I'm sorry. Hope it gets easier bye.
>>724933433
I guess that's at least something
>>724932586
old man -_-
>>724933635
Why is such a good artist using exclusively soundcloud?
>>724933689
That defeats the purpose
>>724933375
Der Waifu-Fänger bin ich ja,
stehts munter, heisa, hopp sa sa!
Ich Waifufänger bin bekannt,
Bei weebs und nerds im ganzen Land
Weiss mit den /b/tards umzugehn,
und mich aufs baiten zu verstehn;
Drum kann ich auch stets lustig sein,
denn alle Waifus sind ja mein!
>>724933721
I have no idea about the 5... sorry...
>>724933980
-_-
>>724933635
this is nice <3 do you listen to any of the artists from lofi.hiphop releases? it's the same kind of stuff!
>>724934430
please be a little safe at least <3 I like you and want you to stick around
>>724934595
don't listen to them you're cool!
>>724933962
What about you? Do you plan to do much?
>>724934695
I'm not
>>724934754
Ok
>>724934545
The 5?
>>724934916
Next week? I'll be having classes again. But tomorrow will be my last day in Russia so I'll be going to the park with a few friends.
>>724934695
I'll probably be around whether I'm safe or not
>>724935028
not ok
>>724930035
No.
>>724935212
Not ok
>>724935028
I think you're cool friend <3
>>724935196
I'll just have to come back and check up on you, then!
>>724935350
Why?
>>724935394
Ok
>>724932586
get on discord -_-
>>724935350
If you wish
>>724935530
because I think everyone's cool and deserves some love and happiness!
>>724935578
Ok
>>724935667
But i'm not/ don't
>>724935530
not ok
Hello everyone
>>724935622
can do!
>>724935751
yup you are/do!
>>724929817
I'm great. Gonna have to go to a hospital after work and ask them why I'm paying for a x-ray when they told me they take my insurance. So...That will happen. What movie did you see?
>>724929821
It can be a best of both worlds.
>>724935839
Not ok
>>724935892
I'm not and i don't though
MY NEPHEW THREW MY CASIO FX-300ES PLUS CALCULATOR'S CASE IN THE GARBAGE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8uGT0QAhVc
>>724935965
not ok
>>724935850
hello miss firekeeper! I hope your day has been as bright as the flame you tend!
>>724935965
we're going to need to agree to disagree <3
>>724935850
Good evening
>>724935957
Movie? I went to an actual theater. It was a concert/ dance show. Pretty fun and exciting.
>>724935850
I finally finished that yesterday
>>724935892
I'd point out the futility of checking on someone over the internet, but I feel like that's irrelevant to you
>>724936017
Why does your nephew hate you? :o
>>724936028
Not ok
>>724936114
Or you could just agree with me
Claimed
>>724935965
Still going on with the ok thingy?
>>724936017
Is that a problem?
>>724936137
I'll just pop in and ask if anyone saw that one cute duke person and if they're okay! no one would lie to me and say you died or anything <3
>>724936179
agreeing would be nice but I think you still deserve happiness <3
>>724934447
Drei niedriger und es hätte geklappt :o
Du musst besser aufpassen mit solchen verrückten Reden!
>>724935071
You're not the right Tomoko after all -_-
>>724936221
I wish we weren't but it's all he says
I need better friends
>>724936223
Ok
>>724936399
I don't think so
>>724936135
Ahhh thats what I wanted to say. But I figured the language barrier was referring to a movie. Doing a few culturally enriching things are we. Nice.
>>724933010
Fine, a bit bored and a bit sleepy though
>>724936460
i didn't think i was your friend colon o
not ok
>>724936460
you'll always be your worst critic
just know that you're loved <3
>>724936609
oh no! are you in a position where you can rest?
>>724935111
You're in Russia? I thought you were in Europe or something.
>>724936147
Because children are evil and I am good, so it's only natural children hate me and I hate children.
>>724936221
Is it not?
>>724936425
Ich weissssss, so traurig :'(
Hätte dir Shiro für immer gestohlen
>>724936485
Yup, it's good to do every once in a while. How about you? Sitting everyday in a museum?
>>724936771
I live in the Netherlands but I went on a holiday to Russia.
>>724936625
Why not? :(
Not ok
>>724936717
I'm not
>>724936838
Die andern hättest du haben können, aber meine Shiro? Mit einmal quads?
Was glaubst du wie lang ich sie schon claime...
https://youtu.be/i4H7jGzc8QQ
>>724936114
Why hello there. Well, it's been really tiring but overall it hasn't been that bad...
And how was yours?
>>724936129
How was your day?
>>724936137
Um.. Finished what?
>>724936938
idk :(
ok
>>724937004
Darksouls 3
>>724936963
Oh ja, sie wäre mein gewesen ;)
Deine läppischen 2 Jahre kümmern mich nicht :o
>>724936460
What if you just do NOT say anything to him?
We can be friends If you want
>>724936801
I don't know why it should?
>>724937004
it's spectacular! look at all the people in this thread worthy of love and happiness!
>>724936938
we'll agree to disagree <3
>>724937096
ah! you're DS3 anon! I'll keep that in mind!
>>724937234
Huh?
>>724934343
I'm not quite sure why, I can't seem to find any of his other works in Youtube.
I really like most of his stuff.
>https://soundcloud.com/twsr/cold-tea-tasha-lee-re-up
>>724934695
Oh, thank you, anon. Feel free to share anything you'd like.
>do you listen to any of the artists from lofi.hiphop releases?
Indeed I do anon, I particularly enjoy stzzy's stuff.
>>724937189
Ich hätte dich irl über den Haufen gestochen.
>>724936017
Your leave didn't last too much.
>>724937004
Uneventful, which is fine.
What about you, anything interesting happen?
>>724936717
I always am. This is my rest.
>>724937053
Be my friend then -_-
Ok
>>724937212
Because i still like him
I'm not good at talking to new people though
>>724937234
Ok
>>724937404
Beruhig dich, Marcel H. :o
>>724937367
https://youtu.be/IYr4Or60uwU
>>724937677
ok :o
not ok
>>724937677
Yeah your one-liners aren't the most intriguing tbh, work on that
>>724937295
you were in Reimu's thread last night and I didn't have namesync on! now I can put details together and remember you better <3
>>724937367
the only thing I can think of to suggest is Blazo's work!
>>724937633
that's good! get your rest and feel better soon <3
>>724937677
ok <3
>>724937212
I am very protective of my belongings and it makes me nervous enough when someone touches them but a child playing with my calculator and throwing it in the garbage while I wasn't around to do anything about it is a whole new level
>>724937437
I realized I still needed a place to vent my frustrations
>>724937688
Woher kennst du meinen Namen :o.
Aber warte, ich trink schnell einen Kaffee, dass sollte ich mich ja beruhigt haben.
>>724937733
:o
Not ok
>>724937797
What?
>>724937975
Ok :o
>>724937677
Doesn't matter, everyone has problems.
How are you?
>>724938020
Its just the case love
>>724937975
Ah, yes. I was
Probably better not to go back and reread or anything .-.
>>724938118
-_-
ok
>>724938066
Wäre es nicht in NRWF, hätt ich ja echt voll auf dich getippt,
Mit dem Motiv dass der deine Shiro-Figur berührt hat oder sowas
>>724938118
We had a short conversation once in which you were unable to reply in sentences longer than 1-3 words
>>724938020
You're as pathetic as ever.
>>724938536
Ach was, wenn ich Kinder in my Haus locke, dass nur Mädchen :o
Außerdem hat er im Internet mit den Bildern geprahlt. Ich hätte das wenn überhaupt genau hier gemacht.
>>724938210
It's the difference between having to clean dust off the screen every time I use it or not.
>>724938774
I didn't know my nephew browsed /waifu/.
>>724938919
Wieso schreibst du statt "dann" immer "dass" :o
Ja ne is klar
Das stimmt allerdings
Und es wäre sicher schon n BILD-Artikel da mit "Der "Otaku"-mörder - die kranke Fantasiewelt des Marcel H"
>>724939161
Sorry, Mai.
But your shitty dog probably killed himself because he couldn't handle your autism and you know that yourself.
Aya isn't even that cute
>>724938020
hello mister king!
>>724938275
don't worry <3 you were completely cordial and sweet as a button!
>>724939161
I don't clean the dust of me screen, not everytime.
>>724939527
fuck you nigga Ima cute a bitch
>>724939629
Not cute enough :o
>>724937096
Oh, I see. And how do you like it so far?
>>724937234
Sorry, not really in the mood for love and happiness, but I'm glad that you all enjoy the day/night
>>724937537
A little peace is always nice every now and then.
And no, nothing really worth mentioning, sorry.
Any plans for the rest of the night?
>>724939532
That's not what I meant. That works though
>>724939800
Gundyr was stupid
>>724939699
IMA GET YOU NIGGA
>>724939867
>>724939800
Champion Gundyr*
>>724936909
That makes sense. What's it like there?
>>724939906
You can't even get dubz nigga :o
>>724939418
Sorry, ich schreib hier nur mit einer Hand.
>Otaku Mörder
Das hätte ja keiner von den Normielesern verstanden. Manga-Mörder vielleicht, für die Alliteration, oder 'Kranker Cartoon-Killer'.
>>724939800
we can tone down love and happiness to peace and contentedness if you like <3
>>724939976
Fun and there is much more to do than in the Netherlands.
>>724939800
The end of the night is just around the corner for me I feel.
I'll probably just sit here and listen to music till I get too sleepy and head to bed.
What about you, you have any plans?
>>724939513
>dog probably killed himself
I don't know if that's possible for a dog to do.
>>724939867
>>724939918
Well, he was an interesting boss, far better than Iudex, that's for sure.
Have you tried PvP?
>>724940064
Oh no no no, please, don't. I would hate to destroy the good atmosphere. Go on and be happy, I may join you another time.
>>724940392
I understand. Well, a comfy bed and some music sound like a great plan, doesn't it?
Not a while ago I finished writing an essay, 1300 words, now my brain hurts. I'll probably just sit here for some more time and also go to sleep.
Do you like ice cream?
>>724940735
Only when I get invaded
>>724940699
Intentional chocolate eating?
What's the most densely populated city in Romania?
SHINING
JUSTICE
>>724938210
I'm good
>>724938531
:o
Ok
>>724938536
Sounds like every conversation i've had
Who are you?
>>724940812
Bucha something
Whatevert the capital is
>>724940949
The nicest guy on this thread
>>724940949
_-_
not ok
>>724940735
peace and contentedness for the fire lady, love and happiness for the others <3 I hope you have a nice and relaxing day
>>724940812
Bucharest!
>>724940870
justice!
>>724940997
hello nicest guy! it's an honor to meet someone as nice as you!
>>724936909
A museum, no. A tomb yes. My new office job is quite far from my original qualifications in this organization.
>>724940812
Hey there, lonely guy, calm down.
Don't play with fire.
>>724940956
I'm about to butcha Bucha
>>724940812
Are you doxxing him or what?
>>724941275
No need to be honoured, I'm also a very humble man
>>724940735
Well, you finished it, sounds good.
Why do you even ask if I like ice cream?!
Who doesn't?
>>724941382
Bruh
You don't even get out of your house if your parents wouldn't force you to come with them
You have 20 and living with parents and have no superior studies
You don't even have a job or go to college.
How sad can your life really get, Mai?
I'm sorry you fall alseep crying because you're fucking alone and nobody cares about you.
>>724940811
Eating grapes could work too, I think.
>>724940997
Do you have a waifu?
>>724941194
o:
Not ok
>>724941780
Never heard of about that. Gonna try with the neighbors doggo :o
>>724941809
-_-
ok
>>724941809
Yeah, let's see if you remember me
>>724941673
no no! you're alright, it's great to meed a cool person <3 I'm glad to meet someone spreading happiness and being nice to others!
>>724941382
I also have your IP and I know you're from Washington, maybe you should just stop being so stressed because of your loneliness and start doing something productive to society instead of being a loser/virgin/NEET/boring and a nuisance to your family.
>>724940791
Quality experience or a few shitlords tryharding to kill you?
>>724941275
That sounds pleasing, thank you
And it's actually 10PM here, but thank you nothingness. Also, a great day/night to you as well. Or, as my friend would say... "Blessing of the Moon upon your journey".
You're really kind, you know that?
>>724941700
Yeah, I'm really glad I'm over it. I had a month and a half for it, but instead I chose to write it the day before we have to deliver it. God I hate myself sometimes.
Well, I sadly know a few people who don't...
What's your favourite flavour?
>>724941918
:o
Ok
>>724942004
I do :o
>>724942012
Both I guess. Didn't happen often
>>724942010
Oh boi, it's the hacker known as 4chan!
>>724942109
So how are ya doing? Anything special going on besides the ok thing
>>724942109
-_-
not ok
>>724942012
spreading kindness is my only goal <3
>>724941448
I'm going to hack Klaus Iohannis's Twitter and use it to send Trump naked photo shops of Melania
>>724941866
Make it look like an accident.
Also today is beating day...
Just a reminder.
>>724942214
I was just playing a game with my friend but he left
Now i'm watching Initial D
>>724942218
:o
Not ok
>>724942237
Or you'll continue being a fucking turd useless to society and a disappointment to his family lmao
>>724942012
Chocolate is always good, pistachio or some form of liquor taste works too.
What's your favorite?
>>724942412
Ah cool, what game was it?
Never watched that, just like it for the drift meme ha
>>724942412
uwu
ok
>>724941332
That's a shame, but you can't win them all. I'm sure sooner or later you'll get what you want.
>>724942334
>Also today is beating day...
>>724942334
I think it'll eat pretty much everything I drop around the house.
>beating day
Pretty sure that was actually yesterday. But you weren't here...
This willful neglect calls for harsh punishment! I'll get the belt.
>>724942138
This game is slowly dying anyway. Half the year after the new dlc it would be pretty much dead, so get all the PvP that you want.
>>724942224
You know, it's actually great to have people like you on the planet. It makes the world a tiny little bit more bearable, than you for that
>>724942539
You can't go wrong with classics. For me it's probably straciatella, milky with chocolate bits.
And what about pie?
>>724942237
Are you crying like a little bitch?
In the end, you really are the king of autism
asdfg