Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724892419
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>724898002
The most famous dead Australian.
>>724898108
I'm not sure what you mean~
Still here
>>724898264
Sure you do. :^)
[spoiler]>>724898173
Nuh uh!
>>724898180
I do not! I want you when we're not lewd as well!
>>724898296
You do? But then why won't you admit that you wanted to be my Onee-chan?
>>724898228
Not excatl\ly narrowing it down.
>>724898296
Nope, no idea what you could be referring to.
>>724898315
Im lurking xD
>>724898381
Heh
>>724898296
Just give in to your feelings. Become the new Noire.
>>724898353
IMOUTO PLS!
>>724898395
Riiiiiiiiight.
>>724898418
Fuuuuuuuuuck to the no.
>>724898381
>>724898357
Search those words and hes the first thing that comes up
>>724898449
Oh, so now you say it?
Claimed.
>>724898449
Yup! I do know my car has more horsepower than yours though
>>724898570
Hi.
>>724898570
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.
Still here
>>724898458
Ned Kelly?
>>724898620
>>724898687
Hey there.
>>724898677
In a good way, though!
>>724898758
How are things?
>>724898758
You're alright.
>>724898478
MAYBE!
>>724898589
Ya, and mine also weighs about 300-500 pounds less, is RWD, and has a much smaller engine. And it could STILL whoop your car any day of the week. :^)
>>724898589
>not understanding power to weight
Claiming best girl
>>724898835
Maybe?
>>724898835
>>724898837
shhh hosepower is the important stuff
>>724898926
So, uh, this is going to be funny...
>>724898985
Hmm?
>>724898891
Alright i need to go to sleep. Goodnight everyone.
>>724899011
You'll see.
>>724898891
Maybe~
>>724898926
Actually, just looked it up. NA 13B makes 160 HP, a standard automatic Camry makes 154. So in addition to your car being heavier, it also has LESS Horsepower.
GIT! DOUBLE! FUCKED! CAR! CUCK!
>>724898798
Could be better. You?
>>724898813
You post qts, so you're pretty alright yourself.
>>724899017
Sleep well!
>>724899017
good night, Hanako
>>724899034
..Well alright
>>724899044
shh
it's okay
>>724899044
Ehehe, so what are you to me?
>>724899076
>it's okay
Denial setting in?
>>724899062
Lonely. Can't sleep.
>>724899076
It is okay that your car is inferior at everything but hauling passengers. :^)
>>724899118
The dominant one. :^)
>>724899170
Do I need to prove you wrong again? You remember what happened last time, right?
>>724899118
not at all!
>>724899170
comfort, for one thing
locking doors
ignition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjnAE5go9dI
>>724899235
Shhhhhh, You don't need to do a thing.
>>724899252
Comfort is for the weak.
>Leaving anything important in your car anyways
>Not superior screwdriver ignition module
>>724899252
I mean, here you were trying to bully Mako about something only to be proven completely wrong.
>>724899377
Oh? So I don't need to order that thing you wanted?
>>724899167
Sorry to hear. I know what that's like, though.
Have you tried turning off your computer/phone?
>>724899377
Nonsense, comfort is pleasant.
>implying being able to lock your doors isnt needed
>anyone with a screwdriver can steal your car
>>724899536
but that's not important
>>724899613
No point. I know I'll just lay there for a while anyways.
>>724899618
Isn't it? I think someone is moving the goalposts a little...
>>724899536
Order it pls
>>724899618
Comfort is uneeded if you get to where you need to go fast enough... or you have enough fun to not notice.
Well, according to my 5-6 months without any locks, it apparently isn't.
>Stealing my car
>A manual car
>With a wheel lock on it
>And a fucking rotary
You realize, if you're not aware of how to drive a rotary, you will stall out A LOT more than a common car, right?
>>724899741
I disagree!
>>724899764
But if we ever drove up to see Ika, that's pretty far..
doesn't matter!
I'm watching 'My Neighbor Totoro', you guys can join me if you want.
>https://www.rabb.it/qtmocha
Claim
Morning claim
>>724899838
Just gotta get there fast and have fun while doing it. :^)
But it does. Steering is fucked with the club, rotaries are hard to drive as is, and even despite all that, if they did take it, I'd probably get more out of it than I put in due to insurance.
>Although I'd be pretty bummed on that regardless
>>724899764
So you'll admit to it, will you?
>>724899838
You went from claiming your car has more horsepower than Mako's, despite actually having a less powerful car after all, to trying to make a point using other things. Plus, regardless if they apply to Mako's car, an RX7 is still generally better.
>>724899998
Boobs
>>724900027
we can't go that fast if it's that far away! It'll take too long anyway!
Welll..fine, insurance is good, then
>>724900109
I dont know what an RX7 is
>>724900118
Hmm?
Y-You want some this early?
>>724900174
>doesn't know what an RX7 is
>still claims to have more horsepower than one
How would you have known?
>>724900251
I like them but no it's too early for that.
>>724900109
For you~
>>724900174
>I dont know what an RX7 is
YOU HAVE LITERALLY FUCKING BEEN IN ONE YOU DUNCE!
Also, who says we can't go that fast? Is that a challenge? :^)
Also, insurance is like, $70 a month for full coverage.
>>724900338
Go on then, say it.
>>724899764
>tfw I will never rail this anon up the butt while he's consplaying as miku and telling daddy how much a slut he is
Feels bad man
>>724900295
because of Mako said so
>>724900338
shhh dont be a bully
Even if we do it'll take a long time!
>>724900251
>>724900378
Mako anon is mine fuck off pls
>>724900438
It's fine, I will.
>>724900444
Yeah well Mako says a lot of things.
>>724900501
I somehow don't think so.
>>724900588
True, but I thought Mako was right
>>724900588
No you won't. Mako is mine.
I saw him first
>>724900438
>>724900748
Didn't mean to quote that one
>>724900739
Yeah but even if you DID have more horsepower then it doesn't matter. Your car is practically a landbarge compared to the RX7.
>>724900748
You've known Mako since 2011?
>>724900840
I'm very fond of my car!
Dumb fucking RPers
>>724900378
Please buy it for me~
>>724900444
Top bulli.
Less than an hour if I get my way.
>>724900893
>I'm very fond of my landbarge!
FTFY*
>>724900893
Well you didn't treat it fondly.
>>724900941
u r
But we have to take my car cause we gotta be able to transport Ika too!
Nope, its a car!
>>724900944
Yes I did! I just dunno how to oil or nothin
>>724900896
>>724900941
Oh? And why should I?
>>724901036
So what you're saying is that you weren't fond enough of it to properly maintain it.
>>724901090
I just don't know how!
>>724900840
>known makoto since 2011
No, but I've known him in early 2016.
But that doesn't matter! You guys weren't even in a relationship until a couple of months ago.
Makoto was mine first. I love him too much to let a dreggish person like you to take him away.
Plus how long I've known him doesn't matter!
>>724900941
Makoto!
I love you!
>>724900941
>>724901090
What are they talking about buying? I'm curious.
>>724901203
nobody knows but them
>>724901036
What's your point?
We can both go up in our cars, since he also wants to learn Manual.
>>724901090
Because I'm yours~
>>724901171
Wait, wut?
>>724901203
Something Sylveon related, that's all I'll say.
>>724901158
Not knowing how is no excuse, even a complete normie would at least get a mechanic to do it.
>>724901171
Mako was yours first? Really now?
Even if that were true, you obviously weren't good enough to stop someone like me from taking Mako away from you.
>>724901311
You're mine?
>>724901311
stop!
If you want, but I'd rather carpool.
>>724901378
I do sometimes!
>>724901378
>That picture
Wew
Of course~
>>724901435
Y tho
But we can't brap in your car!
Plus, my car isn't filled with hipster music!
>>724901435
>carpool
Fucking hippie
And yet you never got them to perform basic maintenance...
Hey Mako, how many miles overdue was it?
Claiming Kurome.
>>724901525
You're my what, though?
>>724901526
10,000 at the least.
AND DON'T FORGET THIS FUCKING GASH!
>>724901618
Your Onee-chan~
>>724901311
I legit have a crush on you.
I don't know why, but I do. You're a beautiful person, and I love you.
>Of course
Makoto, why do you have to do this to me?
I've loved you since you started posting here.
Please...
>>724901378
Shut the fuck up.
This is specifically why I hate you. You act so highly about yourself.
Kill yourself.
>>724901311
Kindness!
Brap? wat
Hipster music? I listen to gud music!
>>724901526
I did do some maintenance and stuff!
>>724899998
Mash please stop!
>>724899999
>>724900000
>>724900001
>>724901657
Clean your fingernails, freak.
>>724901668
I'ma be perfectly honest here, I've not seen you around before...
>>724901670
.....I have that?
BRAAAAAAAAP!
>Implying gud
>I did do some maintenance and stuff!
You mean I did some maint?
>>724901806
Was working on an El Camino earlier that day. Oil doesn't come out from fingernails easily.
>>724901921
Are you Hispanic?
>>724901657
I could never forget that.
Then I'll have to, if my Onee-chan wants it that much.
>>724901668
I act highly about myself? I literally just implied that there's a problem if someone like me could take Mako from you.
And it doesn't matter how much you love Mako, because there's nothing you could do to break us apart.
>>724901670
But you didn't check your fluids or get anyone else to?
>>724901657
Dude replace your tires.
Heading to bed now, I'll see you all tomorrow.
>>724901921
Maybe?
What brap!
And I got it done at a place before then!
>>724901999
No?
>>724901944
White as fuck. But my mom has an '85 El Camino she bought like, 20 years ago. I did the oil change for her earlier that day.
>>724901999
<3
>>724902007
Not mine, those are >>724901670 tires.
Mine get scruffs from cornering at most, like pic related.
>>724902080
Then that's not enough maintenance at all! How can you say you love it if you won't even get its oil changed?
>>724902080
You should suck my dick before you go.
カラミチーマス
Morning fellas
>>724902087
>white AF
Fucking Norms
>>724902080
Since when?
BRAP BRAP!
>13k before I did
>>724902233
?
This is cancer
>>724902464
Choco-hair!
>>724901921
You have, but I'm not posting whoever I did back then.
>>724902433
Hi.
>>724902599
Fiery Doritos!
I legit have a crush on you.
I don't know why, but I do. You're a beautiful person, and I love you.
>Of course
Makoto, why do you have to do this to me?
I've loved you since you started posting here.
Please...
>>724902647
Well who were you then?
>>724902770
What's new m8? Been a while!
>>724902796
They won't care if they don't even know who you are.
Fuuuuuuck I hate Alice2 now. What the FUUUUCK was I thinking getting emotionally involved with a narcissist?......
>>724902734
Hoi, how are you today?
>>724902833
I don't want to save. But we were kinda in a relationship. If you can cakm what we had that.
>>724902903
What's new?
>>724902851
I'm not whoever posted that originally
>>724902921
I'm still awake after last nights drinking. I can't seem to fall asleep. You?
>>724902833
Kinda just working. No plans to do much right now.
How've you been?
>>724902796
Forgot image.
Good morning thread, I hope you're all having a good one!
>Hamakaze claimed
>>724902955
We were? The only person I can even remotely think would even come close to that from here was Mizore. But we were never officially a thing.
>>724903042
Pretty decent aside from work bullshit. Probably gunna be looking for a new job now.
>>724902961
I seriously want to kill myself right now.
>>724903046
Oh good, you're back.
>>724903046
>>724903116
>>724899293
>More Terra?
Not really. I was mostly just grabbing them as i posted.
>>724903225
Fuck, sounds rough. What was the final straw?
>>724903243
>>724903246
Fuck off.
>>724903038
weow, still awake.
You also have trouble sleeping after getting drunk? I sometimes end up completely unable to fall asleep when I drink.
Just got home from doing some random errands, tempted to make coffee although I really shouldn't.
I've had more than enough today.
>>724903116
Good morning Hama, slept well?
>>724903371
But why.
>>724903505
Yeah, I did. Morning was little cold but the night was fine. What about you?
>>724903505
I think so but it's probably just the combination of my friends house. I'm cold. Ehh don't If you don't think you should.
>>724903350
They called us in for a meeting when I'm normally supposed to be asleep, at the last minute, just to give us sugar coated threats and such. So I'm just gunna start looking now so when shit hits the fan, I'm already gone.
>>724903308
>>724899293
...Though i suppose i could keep going. Just realized i don't really have anything better to do right now
Goodnight, you guys.
>>724903680
A better idea than being out on your ass. Good luck, hopefully it all works out.
People sugar coating things always feels like you're being treated as a child, no employer should ever be doing it.
>>724903611
Not too bad, was also freezing when I woke up, fell asleep with window open, again.
I'll catch a cold one of these days if I keep doing that...
>>724903641
Green tea it is then.
Spooky, I already boiled water, I don't remember doing that...
>>724904036
Good night
>>724904222
i dont remember boiling your water either, i swear
>>724904222
>trips
Thats no good! I wouldnt want you to catch a cold... Sleep with the window closed from now on!
>>724904222
Ehh. Things slip people's minds all the time.
>>724904106
Ya. Hoping it doesn't come down too fast, because apparently the whole site may be getting laid off in that fashion.
Ya, and not only that, but it's like, just tell us straight up or something. I'm glad I got my big motorcycle debt out of the way, and I almost have my friend paid back. Won't have any debt to worry about, just insurance and gas.
>>724904430
So no reparations for redundancy? They're doing the good old fire people for stupid reasons before they go under?
Anyway, whatever happens, at least there's no debt to pile on stress.
>>724904294
well, thanks, whoever did it.
>>724904303
No promises, it's so comfy curling up under the blanket when it's cold.
I guess the smart thing to do would be having it open for a bit before I go to sleep.
Well shit, just got a snapchat from my brothers friend, one of the guys that invaded my place yesterday.
2 fractured bones in his foot, crutches for a month, fucking idiot.
>>724904861
Not really. And ya, it's the whole "we may lose this site, so you guys need to make us look good before then" and it's bullshit cause we do our jobs just fine.
Ya. Instead, it's just minor costs.
>>724905263
>hey guys can you work your asses off so we dont look so bad
>then we'll fire you
Great. Nice business ethics.
>>724905603
It's what I've come to expect from companies in this day and age, unfortunately.
Look how serious is this stuff.
I dont understand how into this everyone gets, but seeing people pass around '<3' and stuff like that, I get really fucked up and confused.
>We are both male
>From what i can gather Ama is also straight
Like, I don't know what the fuck to think, yeah maybe if Ama was female but my mind is so foggy and stupid.
I like each and everyone of you guys, sure, some more than others but that's a given with everything.
I'm lonely as fuck in real life, I've probably said this before, but it's true, and I am sure many others are like it. Yeah, I have like 2 close friends, but I can't talk about anything serious with them, and they don't know I am a weeb.
But you guys, I can talk about anything, it really feels like I can fit in somewhere and belong.
Anyway, what I am trying to say is, that my mind is mixing up this 'roleplay' stuff, with actual emotions. I don't know how to feel about all these 'I really like you/love you/missed you' stuff.
There, I think thats what i wanted to say.
I don't know anymore.
>>724905861
No wonder there's employee distrust.
How's the triangle mobile? Drifting yet?
>>724906301
Nice edit
>>724906320
Actually yes! Look at my tires and tell me I haven't been pushing it hard!
>>724906352
Oh
>>724906635
Took me hours
>>724906707
Blood sweat and tears went into that edit
>>724906301
He wasn't thinking. He was NEVER EVER THINKING. He's the same autistic moron who wasted dubs just to yell in a random thread "make /b/ great again" without further explanation. Amatsu had aspergers like every other shitposting primitive.
He was a Canadian(mongoloid) piece of shit who was seeking attention. He was too lazy to finish his OC projects and stay the fuck in /int/ where he belonged.
If he truly wanted to make /b/ great again then he would have started with /s/fur, then trap threads, then those dirty scummy YLYL then cringe threads and then finally go for /waifu/ and hope the elites dont maul you and rip you off.
He would have been much better off trying to ally with the spidey poster against loli threads. /b/ didn't give a shit themselves and would have enjoyed kicking lolis ass.
If anything he should have been happy just with claiming. What the hell was he thinking about intercepting /waifu/? /waifu/ was a trap all along. /b/ gets touchy when you steal anime from it.
>>724906655
Hey! They look pretty tired. Putting them through their rounds.
>>724906899
I love you <3
>>724906919
I've even been able to pull off legit drifts! Turns out I haven't been going in fast enough to really do it. Plus, having one of my friends in the car makes it near impossible. So I've been going faster when alone.
>Also redid my roof last night
Shiro claimed.
>>724906301
tl;dr, but I really like you anyway <3
>>724907114
Take your hugbox to the skype group.
>>724907187
German lolicon who's also gay
Hi
>>724907285
But Tiff David isn't there :o
Would you happen to have found a good torrent?
https://youtu.be/L0DUUH9bjcM
>>724907133
That or seriously high revs and godly footwork, but speed is where to start I'd think.
Duct tape is so beautiful.
>lacking in zipties though
Amatsu isn't an editor? Are you kidding me? When was the last time you saw a poster with such an ability to edit copypastas and memes? Amatsu puts the edits on another level, and we will be blessed if we ever see a editor with his skill and passion for editing copypastas again. Mugi creates memes. Konata creates memes. Amatsu edits memes. You can keep your OCs. I prefer the edits.
>>724907482
Konata is a liar, a fraud and can not be trusted.
I'm straight as a roman road.