Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>724880013
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum (Hanako,Yuno)
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content (Also Hanako and Yuno)
>most important: Have fun!
>ITT
>>724891888
Trips of Truth
>>724892179
Have a canker sore, used numbing medicine so much I have this swelling thing , technically wasnt suppose to use too much and suppose to seek a doc if my thing hasnt gotten better after a week
>>724892293
I plan to.
>>724892368
Same here, i'd be pretty fucked if i didn;t have this job.
>>724892573
Do you think you could get another one?
>>724892573
You're off to a shitty start then
Claiming best girl
>>724892569
>>724892579
Ahoy best magi
Claimed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6kGg31G0As&t=1305s
Here's some neat music, I suppose.
Why do you have a Waifu?
>>724892847
>best magi
>>724892556
Ah i see.
>>724892660
Probably, but honestly the one i have is pretty fucking good. Even the downsides of it are better than getting another one.
>>724892692
Tell me about it.
>>724892518
So sad
>>724892960
Why do you like your job so much? Anything in particular about it?
>>724892879
I love that album, powerful drums that go really well along with the piano, the glitchiness sounds great as well.
>>724893200
10/10
cut me yuno
>>724892879
Yuuko!
>>724892908
Because I love her
>>724892419
Stop slut shaming
>>724892932
Got a problem with kyouko bud?
>>724892960
What were YOU thinking??
>>724893371
Just her as best Magi girl. Clearly not.
>>724892908
To ease the loneliness a bit.
>>724893200
Right? It's pretty /cozy/.
Have any music recommendations to share?
>>724893333
>Checked
Hello!
(Here's the obligatory 'I'm probably the wrong Yuuko' message.)
>>724893437
Thats where you're wrong kiddo
>>724893118
It comes with perks that normal jobs dont have, I can pretty much take a break anytime i want, a good portion of the time it's not hard, i can take a day off whenever i want without fear of losing my job, i mostly enjoy what i do, i get paid cash every few days, and i work for my stepdad. Sometimes it;s a bit stressful but in the end it's still better than anything else i could get.
>>724893371
Something naughty to be honest.
>>724893656
After all that, still naught eh?
She's my waifu
>>724893606
Instrumental hip hop with ambient and weeb samples.
https://eifie.bandcamp.com/album/vol-1-2
>>724893650
>kiddo
Poorfag is best Madoka girl. You just dont see it. Blinded by the pretty ones. Kyoukos still cool though. Just not Poorfag.
>>724893656
That does sound pretty great, yeah. My job isn't stressful, but it is 8PM to 4AM, and I would like a more normal schedule..
>>724893800
You're lucky Madoka is pink hair
Claimed
>>724893907
Madoka aint got shit on Poorfag.
>>724893907
>>724893606
I'm familiar with you both. Are you dishwasher Yuuko or Photoshop Yuuko
best girl
>>724894079
Nice
>>724894128
Ayayayayaya! Hello!
>>724893706
I'm damn near a twelve pack in, so yeah~. I can't help it~.
>>724893829
It really is. Yeah that's kind of a shitty time. What kind of schedule would you like?
>>724894169
Hello, how are you?
>>724893782
I'll give it a listen, thanks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSpJRiV3CGw
This is pretty nice.
>>724894058
Poor thing.
>>724894081
I don't know where I got the Photoshop nickname, but I guess that's me.
>>724894180
Hmmmm..Probably awake at 8 AM and asleep by..Around midnight?
>>724894259
I'm doing well! How about you?
>>724894180
Good lord
>>724894264
It's how I differentiate. You are the one with the Yuuko burger restaurant shop, right?
>>724894322
just got back from uni, have to go again for 2 hours.
Start my essay soon as well
>>724894402
Sorry to hear...What's your essay on, the history one?
I wouldn't mind voice chatting for a bit if you want..
>>724894322
Ive been there, it's a nice schedule t habe.
>>724894326
Yeah, so how about a bit more lewding~? Before i go to bed.
>>724894600
Only for you~
>>724894401
Of course.
>>724894600
What's your current schedule like?
>Waifu thread
>Without Souseiseki
I'm waiting for your excuses
>>724894700
>>724894721
I really have to focus on my essay and I'm only here for another hour, so maybe another time
>>724894700
Nice.
>>724894993
Sure, I totally gotcha~
>>724894700
>>724894700
Heh thanks, you little cutie~.
>>724894721
It changes constantly, the most recent constant one was awake around 6:30 asleep around 1-2 ish.
>>724894710
That's probably why I used that to differentiate. I don't actually know that much about either of you
>>724894993
What are you, gay?
>>724895009
Grazie
>>724895056
None may resist~
>>724895059
Anything for my little Hanako~
>>724895059
Ah, gosh..one thing I do like about my schedule is that it's constant.
>>724895059
I'm going to need a bigger condom than that...
>>724895414
Hi
>>724895414
Sonokawa
>>724895176
Hehe~.
>>724895178
That;s good, to always know wjat you work.
>>724895414
YOu're gonna have to supply it then.
>>724895414
I hope you like sloppy seconds
>>724895487
Damn wish I was drunk
>>724895457
Goodmorning
>>724895471
Lol that filename
>>724895487
Well we really don't have to use it...
>>724895576
mfw licking yuno's juices out of hanako
>>724895487
Yeah, it's pretty nice. I'd have to, too, because I'm also doing school
>>724895596
I try to give all of my files interesting names
>>724895596
How are things? My drunkmess is dying off.>>724895596
c e a s e
l e w d i n g
>>724895705
I-is there something you wanted to tell me?
>>724895714
Things are good, I finally slept! Uhm how much did you have to drink?
>>724892419
Princess Celestia of Equestria is best waifu 4 laifu. She would also be my cult leader...
>>724895653
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW WEEEEEEE kinky~
>>724895802
Nothing I can think of.
>>724895576
One day soon we'll get drunk togteher.
>>724895596
Hey hey, only certain people get go go inside without one.
>>724895653
Ok then.
>>724895705
Such is life of a student, My ass dropped out of highschool.
>>724895653
Niggugh she dumb
>>724895815
I'll politely resist my urge to bully your tastes.
>>724895897
I await for that day to come!~
>>724895802
Too much. I felt lonely.
>>724895825
No! I'm sorry, I'll stop...
>>724895848
Oh good, I thought I was in trouble.
>>724895897
Can I go inside?
>>724895918
Who?
>>724895938
Niggugh you ain't even know me. I am the fuckin' bully. In HS, I forced my entire gym class to kneel and suck a horse, a donkey dick, a mule cock, a pony willy, a stallion's flare, and an Okapi's kapi, all in one sitting.
>>724896062
That's good, you get do it again soon and not have to waste more money!
>>724895414
Good morning Sono
>>724896098
So soon? How disappointing
>>724895897
Oh geez. Any particular reason why?
>>724896098
..Is there some reason you should be?
>>724896098
IDK NIGGUGH, the dumb bitch.
>>724896133
I guess. I just started missing people.
>>724895848
>>>/lewdlord/
>>724896252
>Calls me lewd
>Posts a pic of your waifu in a bikini
>>724895983
As do i, hopefully i'll be able to drink more than beer so i can get properly drunk.
>>724896098
Nope. Sorry.
>>724896183
Didn;t care for it. So i dropped out 2 weeks into my freshman year. Thers more to the story but i doubt i can tell it now.
>>724896175
..........................*pets bunny ears*
>>724896182
i'm not used to lewding!
>>724896183
N-no...
>hides chara's underwear
>>724896213
Your mother?
>>724896240
They'll only use you for your money. Don't bother.
>>724896323
>Looks at that rather than the smugness
Ya, I'm totally the lewd one. /sarcasm
>>724896352
No babies for you then.
>>724896362
I'd hope not.
>>724896369
I dunno. Thats a pretty lewd look.
>>724896362
If you can accurately tell me the color of them today, then I will be angry with you.
>>724896369
You're right, you totally are. Glad you can see that!
>>724896352
I'll bring the whiskey!
>>724896362
>Not used to lewding
>hides chara's underwear
uhh huh
>>724896362
Nah NAH niggugh, that hoe ain't bad. You're wiafu is a whore though, for real shit.
hhnnn i'm going to kill you all and bathe in your blood warm blood
>>724896510
Get off I call troll.
>>724896362
How are you this morning?
>>724896445
>>724896460
You are both pervs thinking like that!
>>724896385
That;s ok, i don't want babies.
>>724896362
>>724896426
Hmph i wouldn't.
>>724896501
Sounds good! I'll bring some vodka~.
>>724896582
You're the perv
Pervy McPerv
>>724896582
Nope, Tomoko confirms. You're totally lewd.
>>724896587
Let's not forget the magnums, if you catch my drift~
>>724896582
I have to agree with them.
>>724896510
No. >>724896587
Well yeah you no I don't have any.
>>724896426
They used to do that to me all the time, I realized I was their friend but they weren't mine.
>>724896460
Pink, durr~
>>724896501
B-but Chara's underwear is pure!
>>724896503
Why is my waifu a whore? Wtf?
>>724896538
I'm blah, I don't know how to explain my feelings, but physically I'm very fatigued... How about yourself?
>>724896587
You don't want a little Hanako running around?
>>724896637
I am super pure.
>>724896639
How would Tomoko confirm that?!
>>724896670
>>>/fuckoff/
>>724896678
Ugh pic. >>724896682
It's ok. I don't know people that way.
>>724896715
[X] Doubt
Even your girlfriend confirms.
You a perv.
>>724896682
Nope.
>>724896715
Sorry, everyone in the thread knows how lewd you are!
>>724896682
Explain your feelings?
I'm also pretty tired. That's not really anything new to me though since I'm tired all the time
>>724896654
Oh my~.
>>724896678
Nigger please, i;ve got enough.
>>724896682
Not for at least another 10 years.
>>724896763
Rood.
>>724896810
It's okay, we know how lewd you are as well. :^)
>>724896902
Rood lood dude.
>>724896902
So, not at all? Good!
>>724896715
Maybe I need to tell them about how you were so desperate to have me call you Onee-chan...
>>724896869
Whelp it's been fun but I must call it a night, the sleepies are getting to me, night night luv!
>Don't keep me waiting~
>>724896979
Not even m8.
>>724896982
Completely lewd as fuck.
>>724896993
>>>/SHUTUPREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE/
>>724896753
Oh you're lucky, I guess people in California are all nice.
>>724896810
THEN THESE ARE YOUR PANTIES???????
>>724896825
My feels are rapid and die off before I can acknowledge them (That's the best way I can explain it.) You should sleep more, baka-baka~
>>724896869
You won't be able to keep up with her if you're too old~
>>724897001
Don[t worry, i'll join you soon~. Goodnight Luv~!.
>Roleplayers
>>724897034
You don't want people to know, Onee-chan?
>>724897034
Reeeee all you want. It wont un-perv you
>>724896869
People always want more. That's how it is. >>724897064
Nah I just don't get close to them like that. They probably are how you describe.
>>724897034
Pls, I'm totally pure. If I'm 'lewd as fuck', then you're something else, it's like a drop of water compared to the ocean!
>>724897064
No! Mine aren't pink today either!
>>724897097
WHY THIS?!
>>724897105
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>724897121
Ya, you're the Umi. :^)
>>724897095
Who the hell is this?
>>724897226
>Umi
Weeeeeeeeeeb
>>724897064
Maybe write down how you're feeling at the time? Like a journal or something
>baka baka
Agreed, I'm pretty dumb
>bbl
>>724897111
They used to come into my home and eat all my food, then get legit mad at me when they ate it all. I put an end to that.
>also with borrowing my stuff and never returning it and taking my money
Friends don't do that.
>>724897121
Omg hot... !
>>724897271
Nooo you're not dumb, I'm sorry!
>hugs you tight
>>724897269
>Not getting the bullying Anya reference
>>724897226
I thought I was your precious imouto...
Gryphon
>>724897389
>>724897368
They don't. At least Rea won't do that to you right?
>>724897449
Ggggggg
>>724897064
Such is life.
>>724897111
Such is life.
>>724897226
I heard that the REEEEE of the Mako is the most lewd thong that can happen
>>724897449
>>724897484
Was just testing if posting works again
Love u <3
>>724897368
what
>>724897383
..I'm slow, shush
I dont understand it
>>724897519
Who said those words? I bet you dont know.
>>724897535
It's Mako's mating call.
>>724897484
Uh ok. >>724897519
That it is. >>724897541
Uh thanks
>>724897389
[WHYING INTENSIFIES]
>>724897535
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
>>724897566
Slow is right, little miss hour and a half to drive 30 miles. :^)
>>724897639
It's fine, Onee-chan. Even if you don't think of me that way, you'll always be my Onee-chan!
>>724897639
I told you, something came up! I made it back home in 20 minutes!
>>724897368
But I am :thinking:
What do you think about that journal idea. Just write it on your phone or something
Bye
>>724897574
Some Russian. Probably. Dman it Rory, don[t call me out on my shit.
>>724897721
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>724897762
Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure.
>>724897777
Dem 7's, holy shit.
>>724897599
So... Mako wants to lewd me?
>>724897639
It means you The Perv. Beyond Chara level. Beyond Stocking. Beyond... Noire.
>>724897840
Nope. All of my nope. Just... No.
>>724897865
What? It's fine if you don't...
>>724897866
I hope not.
>>724897865
You saw me on Dischord, how could I lie about that?
>>724897866
IS there even poor girl Lewds?
>>724897936
Then who did?
>>724897866
Okay, c'mon, I am not THAT lewd!
>>724897945
Why why why why why why why why why
>>724897979
1337 hax.... then again, I don't see you being very technical with that fancy pink paper weight. :^)
>>724897945
>>724897986
Theres nothing lewd of Poorfag on the boorus.
>>724898108
Yes you are. Even your girlfriend admits it.
>>724898108
It's fine, I know you only want me when I'm doing all those lewd things...
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