>Age >Occupation >How many people you've had sex

27
i work at a record store
6

18
Slaughter house
3

25
Struggling actor
25

24 clothing designer 31

>>724892090
Worked at Tom Thumb in the 80s

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25
unemployed (but have a M.Sc. degree)
0

28
Animal Caretaker
1, been with her for 13 years

21
Uni
8

28
websites owner/self website developer
31

22
Med student
1, still in a relationship

>>724892441
>Had sex with 25 people
>Struggling actor
I did not know they had open parts for "autistic liar."

20 student none im a pathetic loser virgin who should die

24
Brogrammer
7

>>724893870
>Could not even be bothered to hit enter between sections

Yeah, you really should off yourself right now.

>>724892090
26
manager
5

>>724892090
23
Mech Engy
1
thank you lasagna cat

>29
>Maj USAF
>12

>>724893326
kill yourself

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32
Crazypants retail part-timer
40+ (I've lost count)

21
Dicks sporting goods and a staging company
3

>>724894011
>major
>29
le xd bre

36

Own company

Between 70-80

Only one the last 4 years

I miss the god ol days with booze n coke

17
who needs a job, my mommy gives me money
43

how tf are you supposed to get laid? it's literally impossible to make girls see me as anything other than the slightly funny retard

24
Bouncer
47

>>724894314
well..don't be/act retarded, for starters.

18
"IT Engineer"
2

>>724894420
*NIX, Windows, or Networking?

19
Graveyard shift Warehouse
3

>>724892090
> 32
> Researcher at a UK University Theoretical Neuroscience and Artificial Intelligence centre. ( I will not give a location as given how few there are)
> 27

Ask me questions on my subject field and I will try and explain. Or I can post tits.

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>>724892090
19
unemployed
0

22
uni
2

>>724893648
But she haven't been with you...

>>724894482
Contractor... Networking / Deskside

>24
>Barista/Whole Foods Grocer (omg hipster)
>13

Pretty proud of those numbers, tbh, it was far less just a few years ago.

>>724894590
>occupation
>uni

23, law firm, 79

21
Camgirl
14 (+30 w/ bjs)

25
Computer Repair Tech
0 tfw

>>724892090
>26
>fbi
> 0.25

>>724894715
Where at?

>>724892090
Kek i work at tom thumb

25 50+ idk exactly

27,neet,0

18
Supervisor at shipping warehouse
8

>>724894715
tits or gtfo

>>724894557
None of you want to ask a question about groundbreaking AI technology OR see Tits then i take it.

>>724892090
26
Jr. Sys admin
4

>>724892090
19
Store owner
0

>>724892090
65
penionist
stopped counting at 60

>>724894757
Is it a good career choice? I'm studying to become one.

>>724894877
... A quarter of a girl? You have my undivided attention sir.

>>724895007
>>724894557
no one cares

>>724895007
Yeah yeah yeah post your tits, whatever man.

>>724894557
Post tits and then tell us about your AI work.

>>724895155
I decapitated a female dog and fucked the puss.

>>724895175
You will when machines replace you in near every job Kek.

John Arbuckle, 2

20
compsci student
8

>27
>DIY Store
>34, 7 paid for.

33
Amazon.com
Lost count

>>724892090

31, currently unemployed, stopped counting after 50 (and that was 10 years ago)
>completely jaded
>threesomes make me yawn
>only extreme sluts and taboo porn does it for me anymore
>BoredWithPussy.avi

>>724895230
That's... That's not .25 of a girl bud...
Also get help.

>>724895007
Im more interested in the AI tbh because I think youre bullshitting us. I dont think you have tits either

>>724895311
How is it not?

>>724895319
This.

>>724895222
checked and its too late >>724895175
ruined it all for you. Was about to divulge some infomation about what google has planned for Deepmind in cooperation with a handful of universities worldwide but faggot here changed my mind.
> this is why you can't have nice things.

>>724895329
Well, a girl in this context is a human woman. And logically we're not counting rape.
Necrophilia is like double rape.

>Be me just flew into NYC from Sweden
>Heading to the Empire State Building
>black man appears from an alley
>pulls a gun on me
>sticks it down my pants
>pulls me over to a dumpster
>throwsmedown
>picks up a dead pigeon guts
>slams it down in my crotch rubbin in my anus
>starts frontfucking me
>SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

34
HVAC contractor
30+

>>724895319
thing is I never claimed to have tits. You autists assumed that.

>>724892090
30
civil engineer student
5

>>724895386
>a girl in this context is a human woman
says you

and maybe the dog consented to the death and after sex

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>>724895358
Neat. Now fuck off meadowfaggot

>>724895358
We'll settle for tits.

>>724892090
19
studying
2. one of which was 15, thats worth more

>>724895412
Dont be such a fucking politician. You said "or I can post tits"

You are well aware of the implications of that statement you fucking shit log.

21
computer science student
1

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>>724895446
Congratulations. You can be surmised by this picture. Enjoy.

23
Unemployed
6

>>724895279
lel I work for AWS

21
Uni
4

>>724895602
Coolshit, not saying too much cause of being b/ and all but I work at an FC in customer service. Wbu

>>724895412
Youre a unemployed basement dwelling virgin. You probably have tits, just of the man variety.

>>724892090
24
Study
1

>>724892090
20
n/a
if you count oral, 2
otherwise 0 feelsgreatman
(both girls came tho so ggez)

46, property manager, 14....married 18 years....think i had an ok run before tying the knot

24
law enforcement
6
married now.

23
Drug dealer
11

>>724896152
degeneracy mindset

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>>724896186
0 still a faggot virgin.

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>>724895454
Fucking choked on my drink, you ass.

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NINTEEN
TAFE
ZERO

>>724896228
im >>724896163
nice try. expected from a /b

21
Student
1

>>724896186
Sadly...times were different in my younger years....chicks werent willing to just "smash"....most of the time i had to work for what i got....ie: relationship

>>724896427
thats good, im proud of you. fuck these cunts in todays day. stupid whores.

>>724893326
>For the last time anon!
Getting the highest level in League of Legends is no official MSc degree!

>>724892090
33
Hotel night auditor
0

19
Student
0

>>724896771
hello, me

>>724894314
Go for chicks with downs. They are more your speed, dumbass. How the fuck do you think? You find chicks that like funny retards. Seems pretty obvious. Lots of chicks like funny guys. Just do not be a creep (at least until she knows you better.)

19
Data Technician, also studying two bachelor degrees in engineering and science
1

>>724894590
>>724893674
>>724893870
>>724895249
>>724893835
>>724895432
>>724895467
>>724895504
>>724895664
>>724895843
>>724896359
>>724896771
>Being this autistic to not know studying is not a job

You are unemployed, you fucktards

>>724897283
What if its a paid scholarship? I'd also argue that education is an occupation, maybe not a 'job'.

>>724897448
>paid scholarship
Not only does that mean you are not providing a service, which you do for a job, you are actively taking away from others and no, it is not really an occupation either. It is selfish self-improvement. That is it. It what everyone needs to do if they want to do something a retard cannot do (ie stack shelves, mop the floor, etc.), but do not pretend that education gives anything back or provides for society like a job does.

19
Window factory
1

>>724892090
22
student/neet
2

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24
NEET
13

18
electrician apprentice
13 girls, i meet them at parties, only had 1 gf

25
Inventory control
1

>>724892090
20
dishwasher
1

28
professional street nigga
12

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>24
>U.S. Navy
>32

24
Bartender
75+ didnt really keep count

23
Student & self-employed
10, if hookers count

>27
>Management consultant
>18
would have been way more bot locked into 2 long term relationships.

>>724898497
pic unrelated pussy lips

>>724895230
Did you yell out "who's a good girl? Who's a good girl going to the park later? "

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>>724892090
>24
>trading, investing, recently sold a company i built, own several farms, and co-owner of buffalo ranch. The last 2 were inherited so i just got lucky.
>unsure
I've been visiting japan, china, and south korea since i was age 10 for one reason or another every summer until recently which turned it into whenever i was needed.
A chick a week in murica if not more depending on my luck. Asia basically throws chicks at you for being american so thats hard to add up for the past decade but around 2-3 per week so we'll call it 2 for a lowball outside one weird summer.
So lets say 650 hookups and then i can't even say if i've double/triple/etc upped on chicks I don't remember from the other times around so who knows. 300-650?

I honestly never thought about this and could explain some things....

>>724895391
That happened in Sweden on your way to the airport. Our New York niggers have class, they just stab you.

>>724899202
good one shipmate
maybe i can be the 33rd dick youve sucked?

35
tv crew
0

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>>724899381

>>724898442
Big Ounce, that you, muh nigga?

>>724899233
Demigod fr

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20
Mechanical Designer for Submarines (Nuclear)
9
(Was in a relationship for 6 years so had to bump the numbers from 1 to 9 in the last 5 months)

>>724899525
STANDING

26
Industrial Designer
5

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>>724899626

>>724892090
23
Scaffolder
3

22
currently part-timing in a discounter
4 (5 years relationship with my first girl until she cheated on me, so 3 in the last year)

>>724892090
24
security
3

26
trap lord
too many. few hundred tho.

>>724899483
I dunno man. I know people that started earlier than i did that land what seems like a chick night and they're hitting their 40's.

28
Registered Nurse
9

23
Uni, studying antrophology
At 20 like 5

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>>724892090
21
Bartender
4

>>724892090
Age 26, occupation student, 130+ women

>>724900494
How?! You're a fucking bartender you should be heading home with a chick every workday. Its literally the biggest perk that job has.

>>724897283
still i have 2k€ / month

>22
>Air Force security
>12

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>>724897283
>pic related
I'm glad I'm not the only one who was thinking this shit.

137
Wizard
-150+

>a board of autistics are having more sex than the average celebrity
You guys are either gay sluts, whalesmen, or liars.

>19
>military in my country
>8 people but with dozens of times with current girlfriend

>>724901201
oops, wrong picture. oh well.

>>724892090
>18
>School / Grocery store
>2

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>all these non-virgins
I don't think so

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>>724901088

31
M.D.
40+ stopped counting 8 years ago. Married last year. Retired from hunting.

>>724901703
Like i said earlier. I honestly don't think its THAT much. Theres people i know that bring in a different chick literally every night unless they're sick or fucking the same chick twice. They started before i was even born and they're still doing it.
A chick a week doesn't seem so absurd then especially when i visit place where just having an american accent gets chicks attention.
I'm not going to tell you they were all 11/10's or that I didn't get bit more than once or some shit and I won't even tell you that they were perfectly sober at the time or my dick is massive.
Most chicks like money, a good conversation, and someone that has actual interest in them and what they're saying in that order.

18
student
0 :^)

God this board is full of fucking normies now. Seriously why are you even on 4chan if you've had sex

>>724903132
No shit

>>724903132
Because half of my workload is me using a laptop whenever i feel like/can and i get bored so why not early morning shitpost while my shits cooking.

>>724892090
> 34
> IT Consultant
> 12

21
chemistry student
1, together for >3 years

>>724903132
>>724903177
>>>/r9k/

>>724892090
My age
My occupation
Your mother

20
Network tech
0

>>724892090
8
Elementary school
420
Why are you all so low?

20
Freelance
4

21
runway model, student
9

29
Data entry or something to that effect stopped counting after 40, I'd guess 53 or so.

>>724892090
22, chemical plant, 10 or 11

23
Police Officer
roundabout 6

27 doctor
1

>>724904096
>data entry
>50 different women
at least TRY to make it believable

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>Age
34
>Occupation
Mech Fitter
>How many people you've had sex with
1

>>724892090
25
Political Analyst
4

>>724904166
You're a chemical plant? That's fucking impressive.

>>724894557
ok I will fall for this.
I want to do a massive nonlinear and high dimensional regression with neural nets for some potential LHC observable. got any tips?
currently using GPU, ReLU, learn rate scheduling, early stopping, dropout

>>724894877
10 yo?

25, navy corpsman, right around 100 not counting hookers or girls that were anything less than penetration

>>724904255
where are you working? I thought about that job

>>724892090
24
Lab technician
Lost count but around 20

>>724904720
>legal age 18
>18 divided by 4

>>724897283
> Let's spot the idiot who never got past high school

>>724904844
Broadly speaking intelligence, but in reality the ministry of foreign affairs.

>>724893326
same

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30
A well known product finance
100+, might be reaching 120 by now.

Pic related, best fuck of 2016.

>>724897959
You sir, are a moron. The kind of guy who votes for Trump, and won't ever want to pay taxes because he knows better than everyone else.

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>>724892090

>20
>university student
>0

It sucks a bit.

>>724892090
21
~professional drug dealer~
17

>>724892090
28
Butcher
29, I was a college student for a while so I racked the numbers a bit there.

>>724892090
29
Sales
Lost count a while ago

>>724892090
19
History/Law Student
4, currently in a relationship with the 4th

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>>724904986
sounds interesting, mind to explain how you got there?
I'm finishing my bachelors degree in political science this year and want to study International relations, thought about political analyst as an option

20
Student
378

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>>724905527

Backatcha

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Handjob?

>>724905605
You realise the question was how many people, not how many times, right?

If you did understand the question you should get tested.

>>724905699
>tfw she ignored my follow request

>>724892090
24, public official, 2

21
Drone at a shipping warehouse
2

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>>724905795

Get a real pussy, dawg. She's just another ho.

Don't be like me, Anon. Slay them bitches till infinity.

>>724906028
I already am you

>>724905550
I got a BA in Social Science and i am taking an MA in Statesmanship. I interned at the UN consulate in New York, fun times.

Social Science might be called Political Science where you live though, I am from Denmark.

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>>724906167

It'll be aight. I still have my hopes.

>>724892090
22
Student
7

>>724892090
23
code monkey basically
2

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26, work in IT support, over 30:

over 20 prostitutes, 5 tinder girls and 5 guys (no penetration though)

Should probably get tested for HIV. I am not sure what is wrong with me, I don't even enjoy that much.

>>724906358

>7
How?

26 law student 14

20
Student
5 girls, 20+ guys (I secretly fuck guys using grindr)

neet with no job 0

>>724892090
>22
>Full time student
>9

>>724892090
23, unemployed , 12
just to lazy to go out

>>724892090
34
IT admin at fashion company (NYC)
63

29 (Lost my V-card at 21yo)
Airline Pilot
About 10, not a single Flight Attendant

>>724906825

Frank?

23
Musician/Composer
3

you blokes who claim to have 10+ women under your belt, you're all fucking crazy. I had to tap out of the game at 9 and start looking for "the one". Meaningless relationships are such a hassle, and women are insane.

>>724892090
30

Service Supervisor for group of properties

7

Settled down with number 7, happily.

>>724906934
Who's Frank?

>>724907019
>meaningless relationships are such a hassle and women are insane
Thats why I don't stick with one. Learn to play it right and they'll keep you around to fuck but know you won't be emotionally investing in them.

>>724907115
ok good. youre the same age and occupation as a friend of mine who also started late in the game.

his name isnt actually frank, its short for franklin, which is also not his actual name.

>keeping count of how many people you had sex with

>>724907281
I had to actually stop and think about it and i'm still not sure its anywhere near correct.

>>724907237
Should be fun meeting someone from real life in a thread like this.
Did your friend scored with any flight attendant? If so tell me some hints!

>>724906191
Germany ^^
How are the chances of acceptance the jobs, both UN and political analyst?
Thinking also about MA in Public Policy

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>>724907164
I just see no point in it. I mean, the people ive slept with is literally just a number. who cares? who am I trying to impress? An occasional lay just isn't worth the time and effort in my opinion. I may as well just jerk off and be content with not having to listen to some bimbo that i dont care about babble on about god knows what.
#edgyasfuck

> 21
> Student
> around 90

>>724894715
30+ dicks sucked at 21. Wew whore

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>>724907409
see how impressed i am?
>gee wiz

>>724892090
36
Software Developer
over 150 - mostly hooker though...

>>724892090
27
doctorate
0

>>724892090
26
quality control in pharma
2, but wife and i made some friends we might fool around with

>>724892090
>35
>Call center
>Over 125 women last count. Creampied most of em. All were raw dog.

>>724907775
Pretty good if you'll settle for any public job, i am only working flex hours as i am studying too which means i am not paid that much.

>>724908116
Have you creampied any teenagers? What's it feel like filling someone up?

> 22
> manage a head shop
> 9

>>724892090
26
Illustrator and Background animation artist.
7

30
Student
68

>>724892090
28
IT engineer
1

49,49er,49

>>724892090
29
Unemployed (and crippled)
11

>>724907858
I was trying to say I didn't know i needed to keep track of this. Is this something people actually do?
Do i need commemorative photos or something?
Is it like those idiots that snap selfies or pics of their food every 20 seconds and then wonder where you social media footprint stands compared to theirs?

>>724907778
I could see that. Depends who you're talking to though. Do you go to dives almost exclusively or something cause most places you can pick out decent chicks who also has enough class to show they aren't going to verbally vomit the entire night.

>>724908629
ah, then it was a misunderstanding on my part. i thought you were claiming to have "too many to count", and i was like "look at this ass hat", hence my sarcastic response. My sincerest apologies my dude.

18
Network manager/"IT professional "
>you guessed it
0

>>724892090

26 (27 next week)
Special Needs supervisor
8

>>724909076
How do you become a professional by 18?

>>724908769
I've been with my girlfriend since before my 21st birthday (the legal drinking age in the US in case you're not from here, however i dont think they have "dive bars" i n the UK, so this is kinda redundant.) But back when I used to search out quick lays, i typically just picked a girl out of one of my classes and talked to her.

>>724909248
by not EVER having sex. If he keeps at it for another 22 years, he'll become a grand wizard.

>>724909432
I'm a 22 year old student so I must be doing something wrong

>>724909248
Get super lucky and get hired by the owner of a small but successful network consultant company. I met him on an airplane and we talked about tech for an hour then he offered me a job

27
grocery stock clerk
6

>>724892090
26
graduate student (used to be web dev)
10 or 11

>>724897283
He said occupation, which can include schooling.

23
unemployed
3

26
Engineer
4

I blame porn, relationships and catholicism in latin america

>>724892090
>70
>potus
>213. 214 if you coung your mom.

>>724907455
He just started about two months ago and is still doing probation etc. but he says word around the cabin is... get in with the british airlines, or do flights to london whenever you get a change. The english cabincrew will spread their legs as fast as you can jam it in there.

>>724892090
I'm 18
Unemployed / Student at college
Only had sex with one person, I'm still with them now

19
EE student
0

30
tech support for Apple
32

37
Industrial mechanic
44

I have dated gorgeous women but I did a lot of hoggin'/pig slams in my early 20's.

>>724910870
>I have dated gorgeous women

>>724892090
>18
>Unemployed
>35

26
stuff in an advertising/marketing agency + uni
1

>28
>assistant manager at Metro Mattress
>16

>>724892090


42

on and off again comic book artist. (since 1995)

39 girls and counting...

>>724892090
33
Firefighter
150+

>>724910444
Basically fuck the English.
Thank you, although not so easy for me todo because my airline is based in a latino country, but I'll take seriously that tip.

>>724906365
hahahaha exactly this

hello me

could be 3/4 soon though if tinder works out :^)

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Overnight walmart modular team
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Why so many? Can't stay loyal?