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Tomorrow i will go to vallhalla

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Tomorrow i will go to vallhalla
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Good luck
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>>724891637
Cya
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Is that the place where virgins go to die?
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>>724891686
Thankz
>>724891793
Whya?
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>>724891637
Why wait?
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>>724891637
are u a germanfag by any chance?
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nah, that'd be boring. Do something nice for someone you like.
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>>724891810
To vallhalla go in 3 ways - by die in battle, by torture urself to death or if die in water, so..
>>724891854
Harassment, shit, many reasons, was used all my life, i from ukr, i cant imagine how i not kill myself so long.
>>724891911
Im from ukr, i fag of GoT, rpg and MiB
>>724891970
I like noone
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Well get on with it then....
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They don't let faggots in
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>>724891970
And also was banned from early childhood from have a friends or playing with other kids, so my parents make me have noone, i think they do it to make me they own slave. What i gotta expect from socialists-parets.
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>>724891637
pics or it didn't happen, faggot
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>>724892116
I'll do
>>724892124
I also want something like appartaments with hamburgers, pizzas, cola, alcohol and many bithes/sextoys plus hight pc with hight web connection.
>>724892241
It is oppic bro
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>>724892343
hurry up then faggot
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Only warriors go to Valhalla.
YOU HAVE TO DIE IN COMBAT!!!!!!
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>>724893027
IT'S EVOLUTION BABY!!
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>>724893027
Nope, vikings was sailors and if you really know mythology you will know that peoples who die in water go to vallhalla too
>>724892928
Tomorrow
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>>724892343
maybe u try it with work to get someone of this. lazy cunt
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>>724891637
no.no, you no valhalla,
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>>724893238
My dad control me, i cant. If he not, i'd was in army.
>>724893242
Read mythology of vikings
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>>724893394
killing yourself will wont give you valhalla, also ur a faggot not viking,
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>>724893514
Damn you, using viking mytology in way i will do it will make me go to vallhalla plus am slav, i have some viking genes. And also i do it not becouse i want to vallhalla (i dont say i not want but the firs reason is not vallhalla) not becouse of i cant do what i like too, but becouse of i harassed and torture every day. And much, i want go not to vallhalla but to this >>724892343
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>>724893774
Are you going to kill someone too? Wow, you are a real warrior...
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>>724891637
dont forger the chrome spray paint to the face
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>>724895795
Nope, just suicide.
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>>724896243
You talk shit
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>>724891637
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>>724896345
Dont know this guy, who the fuck it is?
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>>724896370
Fuck off
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Op is here
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Op will back to thread in a hour, you fucking can leave a questions.
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some edgy kid over here
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>>724896657
Bro what the fuck? I tortured every day and will suicide tomorrow, show some love.
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>>724891637
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>>724896732
edgy whore seeking attention faggots dont go to valhalla
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>>724892028
>>724892343
beat the high score. we /b/leave in you.
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>>724896334
never seen Mad Max now you definetly need to kys
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>>724896782
i tried but OP doesnt get it and has not seen it , what a faggot
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>>724897804
How did this end?
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>>724898257
It didn't, he is still on the run. Killed between 2-5 people (He claimed 5 in a newer thread, no photos yet so not sure about that).
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>>724898257
He will post something new at 9 pm, if, like he said, he isn't kill until then.
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You going to pull a pic related >>724897804 OP?

How will we know?
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OP is here for 5 minutes, then will go out for half of hour snd back.
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>>724899736
Answer my question then dude.

>>724899094
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>>724891637

Just to be clear, suicides don't go to Valhalla. You must die in combat.
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Wait OP!
Do not waste chance! Deus Vuelt!
Defend Europe from shitskins!
Make death meaningful!
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>>724896782
>>724897545
WTF?
>>724897067
This thread is first ever where i post my face in web, and only becouse i ll die very soon. OP is virgin.
>>724897235
Ehat do you mean? Explain. Im interested.
>>724897493
I see mad max but font get what you said
>>724897804
Who the fuck this guy and what he doing? Give bigger pic, nothing is good to see in that pic.
>>724899094
I dont want kill people.
>>724899788
Find yours in this post
>>724899802
Another one who know about viking mythology only from TV. Vikings even have the suicide brutal type for bad warriors who want to vallhalla lol.
>>724900031
>>724900031
This is what i want all the time. I want be warrior what fight for western culture and democracy, but I FUCKING CANT CROSS BORDER OF UKRAIN that is the problem(

Ill back in half of hour
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Also i really want fight for wast side, but really cant get the fucking border(((
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>>724900273
*west
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What the fuck is going on here your going to torture yourself to death to go to barbaric heaven? I bet you jerk off to ponies faggot.
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>>724891637
You won't go to the feasting halls for murdering yourself or unarmed and untrained civilians like a faggot.

Go train, take shooting lessons, become a mercenary and go kill men that know how to fight and maybe you won't be doomed to service real men in the afterlife.

Seriously, what use do you plan to be in the final confrontation when your only skill consists of offing yourself like a waste of space?

Kids these days.
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So you are a traitor to ukraine and your people, you are Not a Viking faggot you are a slav,so join the Azov Regiment or kys already if you are Not going to die for your homeland. Bye crybaby
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>>724892028
No you twat. Odin and the Valkyries choose who goes to Valhalla. And they want good warriors and leaders for the final battle, ragnarok. Odin doesn't want pussyfags like you. You're going to hel.
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>>724891637
>>724892028
Dude, go out the Marcel Hesse way.
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OP is back, ill read and answer now.
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>>724896782
WITNESS ME! !!!
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>>724901154
What the fuck kys mean?
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>>724893774
You don't go to Valhalla unless someone gives you a viking funeral, faggot.
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If this is actually real, go get a high score.
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>>724900847
Nop, i tortured to death by my dad so i wanna suicide. The other story is that i know about viking rituals and tell it.
>>724901154
Slavs alredy become traitors to me by punishing me. Also i was closed in my room by my father parents, they not alliw me to be social, so i have nothing with slav culture.
>>724901744
Ragnarek was, bro, and gods are dead, the are in vallhalla, people civilization is start groove after ragnarek, you dont know the myfology.
>>724901796
Who is him, and what the way you talking about?
>>724902591
Not big trouble, more want go to playing room talking about close to top of the thread.
>>724902593
I dont want kill people for nothing, i want for example defend white people from the sandniggaz.
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>>724900995
I want to do it, but i unable to do it while socialistic dad controll me, and i unable to cross the border becouse of this control.
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Also did noone need someone to protect europe from sandniggers or usa from mexicans? Or try to make democracy in tne sand, or protect holy land? I really like to do it and go paladins way, but i cant do it at orc land (slav land) and cant cross border becouse of this >>724903081 thats a problem.
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Did someone can take me to the western countries to I protect it from enemies?
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Up
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Where anons are?
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>>724903435

this has to be a one in a million or bait, but i'll bite.

Kid, are you fucking retarded? How long did you parents keep you locked up for? I honestly think you don't have the brain power to even kill yourself.
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Is this guy like....... Normal?
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>>724905350
Bro my story is bad, i can copypaste it in thread if you still there
>>724906424
Am not ok of course, my parents destroing my brains for 18 years
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Pic of ur dick
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>>724902995
Don't listen to these faggots OP

Launch a suicide attack for Europa
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>>724906849
Attack who? I not hate kind of people. I love quests or attack dugeons or defend someone.
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Up
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>>724907031
jews
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>>724907221
But i like jews, i better defend them from sandniggers. Give me reason why i should attack jews.
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Just kill your father
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>>724908018
I cant. I scared of him too much(
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Up
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Up
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>>724891637
Better have some tattoos or the gods won't see you
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Don't have any means to escape? A friend's house? The police?
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>>724893774
Odin doesn't have interest in whiney pussies
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>>724910379
Lol
>>724910389
Police will be on dads side, friends no becouse of his work to my social skills and free time all my life.
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>>724910525
What you know, anon?
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Are you a minor? Child protection services might do the work
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>>724906660
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>>724891637
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>>724910739
What was here?
>>724910719
Already 18
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