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I have the sudden urge to don socially unacceptable clothing

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I have the sudden urge to don socially unacceptable clothing

So far I'm liking the offerings from Pornhub's clothing catalog, but do any of you have better suggestions?

I want something that screams "I'M A DEGENERATE" but please, no mlp or weaboo items please.

>https://www.amazon.com/s/ref=nb_sb_noss?url=search-alias%3Dfashion&field-keywords=pepe+beanie
Cheap, but also look like fake, shitty products. My official MAGA hat cost me nearly $35! That's quality.

>https://shop.spreadshirt.com/pornhubstore/men+pornhub?q=D1T134920
This looks like good shit.
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>>724879663
As many different minecraft shirts as you can get the better
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>>724879663
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>>724879697
Are you okay?
>inb4 replies with one of the many variations of "whenlifegivesyoulemons" or whatever it is
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Underage faggot detected
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>>724879866
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>>724879663
>Wear that to a political rally or protest
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>>724879697
That's not clothing

Maybe I could wear some of Shad's fine products like pic related
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>>724879924
WOAH! Something new.
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e u p h o r i c

http://www.cafepress.com/+atheist+gifts
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Referencing memes in real life is cringy as fuck and makes you look like a normal fag. I like your idea though so good luck with that.
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>>724879663
Hope this works wonders OP
https://www.blackcraftcult.com
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Are you an edgy teenage metalfag by chance?
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>>724879922
Any news of school finding out her or something?
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>>724879663
Get a Filthy Frank shirt that says "I eat ass". I have one and the looks I get from people are pretty funny.
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Wear a Shadbase or Fakku shirt, people who don't know will think it's some brand of clothing or something, but fellow degenerates would recognise it easily but can't say either.
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>>724879663
What t-shirt hell finally died
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>>724880006
>http://www.cafepress.com/+atheist+gifts
pretty faggy but i like the bumper sticker
unfortunately i have to leave my car unattended for long periods of time so...
>>724880054
I ain't tryna get lynched
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Filthy frank I eat ass jacket. I get a lot of dirty looks when I was riding San Jose.
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Literally wear anything vaporwave related and you'll be the social outcast of society
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>>724880069
I don't have enough balls to wear this
>>724880134
honestly i have never nor do i plan to eat ass so i can't wear that shirt but i approve

>>724880137
I like your thinking. Pepe used to be like that until the liberals labeled him as a hate symbol similar to the swastika
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>>724880340
who said you had to actually eat ass to wear it?
just do it. don't let your dreams be dreams
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>>724880226
oh shit that's great i didn't realize it's not in English. I know a lot of places in San Jose that asians frequent... lol
>>724880258
where do I get vaporwave shit
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Just pick a fandom and wear their stupid shit.

People who don't know what it is will think it looks dumb, people who do know what it is will think you're retarded. You'll also attract autists from the fandom, which you can easily troll to induce tardrage, which would be hilarious.

>"Oh I just thought the shirt looked pretty lol"
>"I'm wearing this ironically. I think that [fandom] is infantile, actually."

Record for lulz.

Some suggestions:

http://www.welovefine.com/homestuck-69.html
https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/katia-managan-merchandise-fantasy-videogames#/
https://www.redbubble.com/shop/undertale+t-shirts
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>>724879663
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>>724880415
>>724880226
these prices are appealing
i do not see jackets though
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>>724880463
Sythwave shit is pretty cool
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interesting thread, please continue
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Here you go OP
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>>724880624
Get the English shirt, it's got the Japanese below it. Wear that filth with pride, /b/rother.
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>>724880676
That's a cool shirt, but I have never heard of Sythwave. Also, I don't really like the rectangular border of the image. It'd be nice if it blended into the shirt a bit more

>>724880703
Maybe the infowars one. Gotta support my brutha ALEX JONES
SUPER MALE VITALITY
I do own two Trump shirts already though
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>>724880531
Man... I don't want to even be associated with those communities. You really know how to pick 'em
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>>724880904
kek
they're poisoning our minds...
the reptilians! illuminati! NWO!!!
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the loin king shirts
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>>724880002
the namefags have been gone for years anon, what are you doing posting chinese cartoons

do you remember alice?

i made death threats at alice

multiple times
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I like this but really any miley cyrus t would be gold. The new ones are just as facked as the hannah montanna stuff! http://www.ebay.com/itm/Miley-Cyrus-Mens-T-Shirt-Tee-S-M-L-XL-2XL-3XL-/252208538556
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>>724879806
that just screams "AUTIST", I'm looking for some shock value

>>724879922
you need to get your detector checked, it's faulty
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you want your appearance to scream degenerate? be a juggalo.
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>>724881013
I'm telling you man, start a youtube channel with a hidden camera wearing that shit around, and embarrass the people who think they can bond with you over it. You'll make thousands.
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>>724881416
forgot the pic for anyone who doesnt know what these morons look like
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>>724881338
holy
this is actually pretty good
>>724881457
that's not a half bad idea
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>>724881493
>>724881560
>>724881416
too threatening, and not the kind of degenerate look I'm going for. I have a bit of a history with Juggalos, they're not good. They're bad. Like no bad to the bone... just bad. We all know that here though, right guizzz? MAGNETSS

I guess the kind of degenerate I'm going for is the kind that would make a lady sipping tea frown in disgust. Or the kind that would really rile up young liberal kids (aka all kids)
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>>724880878
Same aesthetic as vaporwave different sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFkDnZ4ijw8
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>>724881799
that shirt is dope, where can i find more like that?
props for the outrageous pink color as well
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there is a market for this

http://www.foulmouthshirts.com/offensive-t-shirts/
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meh
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>>724881876
https://akadewear.com/artist-collective/robots-with-rayguns-limited-edition-graphic-tee?rq=robots%20with%20rayguns
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https://www.redbubble.com/people/bobertbort/works/24067884-hello-this-is-trump?grid_pos=84&p=mens-graphic-t-shirt
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>>724881799
Synthwave doesn't have the same aesthetic as Vaporwave, (well maybe a LITTLE bit close, but still).
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http://www.redbubble.com/people/dakooters
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>>724882120
god damn
it's too offensive for me
they don't fuck around
I'm looking for something more playful

>>724882287
>is it real
>it is

>>724882343
I'll give it a listen tomorrow... I'm too sleepy rn.

>>724882420
YES
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o o o https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XA2axbKxcoQ
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I feel like if I wore this shirt in public I would make friends
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easiest thing to wear that'll let the world know you've been unemployed for 6 years and haven't picked up a book in all that time. degenerate defined.
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just go shoot a school up or something, come on we need a laugh
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>>724882420
Never forget
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>>724882637
No, you wouldn't.
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>>724882646
Already own that. I wear it several times a week

I'm also a fan of pic related. I'd make very special friends

>>724882786
You don't know that!
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>>724879663
>I want something that screams "I'M A DEGENERATE"
buy a fat suit
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>>724882513
>it's too offensive for me
c'mon bro look at this loveable chap

these are the perfect shirts for you

you know you wanna look just like this guy

c'mon
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>>724879697
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>>724879663
Here you go
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here ya go
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>>724882866
he does look adorable
the glasses really compliment the look

>>724882909
...

>>724882948
hey! i get that reference!
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>>724882828
with your taste in clothes, you dont need to change your outfit for people to know you're a degenerate
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>>724882991
alright so cunt puncher was a bit much for you

you wanna be cool, playful. the class clown. a dashing daddy-o. im hip with the kids, i can dig it

feast your eyes on THIS bad boy

https://www.amazon.com/Rubies-Costume-Jurassic-World-Inflatable/dp/B00TO6BQ40

BOOOOOOOOM
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>>724879663
If there's something wrong with a shirt that has a "Dole" logo on it for example, then what is socially acceptable according to /b/tards?
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>>724882646
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>>724883277
https://www.amazon.com/Party-Shark-Costume-Or-Dolphin/dp/B00U0GOIPM/ref=cts_ap_2_vtp?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_p=2897711222&pf_rd_r=PFNGNHETZ24ADKG7Z5SZ&pd_rd_wg=6O2hI&pf_rd_s=desktop-detail-softlines&pf_rd_t=40701&pd_rd_i=B00U0GOHJO&pd_rd_w=28VMK&pf_rd_i=desktop-detail-softlines&pd_rd_r=PFNGNHETZ24ADKG7Z5SZ&_encoding=UTF8

much better
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>>724884062
hahaha
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>>724880226
>>724880624
https://shop.spreadshirt.com/FilthyFrank/i+eat+ass+japanese+hoodie-A101905482
been looking for the link, this is the one I got, they have the same one with English below it
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