Hey kids this is cool cat here ask me and daddy derek anything

Cool cat says hi

>>724876120
DER HE IS

Do you like daddy Derek

>>724876120
How does it feel to be the imaginary child of a furry fetish of some creep who writes male stripper erotica?

I'm not imaginary and stop using such naughty words mister

Cool cat is real the best

>>724876120
How does daddy derek's dick taste?

Stop being so vulger mister

>>724876120
Mmm I bet daddy Derek likes so fuck that ass of yours dosnt he

No Wahhhhh stop being vulger Wahhhhh

This is daddy Derek you upset cool cat meanie 4 chan user

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>>724876120
I'm the proud owner of the cool cat movie and a poster and a t-shirt and no life. It's 2:30 in the morning and I'm on 4chan bragging about my cool cat merchandise. Imma go kill myself now.
>pnr

Big meanie

Cool cat, why dont you apparently know how to use the reply feature

>>724878550
Meanie

I hate everything is god

>>724878623
There you go

>>724878675
I hate everything is just a big meanie

>>724878773
What if youre the big meanie

>>724878852
No comment

>>724877910
Me
>>724878429
Is this my response? I really can't tell.

>>724879036
But isnt that a comment in of itself?

>>724879056
It's mine meanie

>>724879146
kay, kool kat

kool ket, do you like dubs?

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I bet the kids will boogie to that one cool cat

>>724879239
I dont know if he does but i sure do

Ch-ch-check em

>>724879305
>>724879239
fags

>>724879366
Oh fuck you, you didnt deserve those

Cool Cat, whats your favorite Death Grips album

>>724879239
Don't call him kool cat meanie

>>724879476
Oh no, the mutants are here.

>>724879476
The money store

>>724879695
shit tier album

>>724879695
Good answer

>>724879695
>>724879746
What? You can't be serious. That's easily their worst album.

>>724879852
Its not that bad?

What do you think it is? Powers that B?

>>724879366
nice dubs fag

>>724879926
No, get got and fever are all right, but once lost boys starts playings it just gets terrible. Faves probably exmilitary. Is that cheating because it's a mixtape? I'm going to say it's not.

>>724879852
What is Bottomless Pit?

I know cool cat's fav song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qVb4QyZoUA

>>724880060
Guess i agree with you somewhat

Bottomless pit aint too bad either

>>724879930
Thx, but I'm bi. So I'm only a semi-fag. Half fag and half fukboi.

>>724880218
You cant be half fag. If you have the ability to be sexually attracted to men then you wanna fuck men. Theres no pick and choose on "how" fag you can be if the bottom line is, youd fuck a man if you wanted to.

Faggit

>>724880218
Why would anyone self identify as a fukboi

>>724880356
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=half%20fag
Touche

>>724880404
Because theyre actually 100% fag

>>724880404
Again, I'm on b at 3 in the morning on a weekday discussing cool cat and deathgrips. Do you think I have standards?

>>724880175
Yes that's great

>>724877910
>>724880565
oh so you're this fag

>>724880661
Yup, not the guy in the picture though.

Im glad i brought death grips into this

>>724880716
I'm not so sure

Cool cat has abandoned us

>>724880863
I'm pretty sure I would know.

>>724880929
face and timestamp

>>724880907
No i have not kids im still here

>>724881199
TRIPLE DUBS CONFIRMS

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>>724881012
I look like a ten year old autistic cauliflower.

>>724881417
you sure do

>>724881417
You get respect points for going through with posting from me, anon

hey cool cat, how does it feel that the website that sells your merchandise also sells daddy derek's book "The dancer: a male stripper story"?

>>724881417
what instrument do you play

>>724881417
holy shit he actually did it

>>724881641
sax, piano and guitar.

This is now a faces of /b/ thread

>>724881641
That's actually why I'm on here. I'm waiting for my latest track to upload on Soundcloud. The first pic is of a bandmate.

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>>724881841
https://soundcloud.com/kaoz_kowz/sets/nautilus
Our new album's coming soon. Check it out if you want. This new track's (killer /b/eez) probably not going on the final version, I'm just putting it there as a placeholder.