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This is a chekpoint, sir. We are checking for illegal dubs. Do

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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This is a chekpoint, sir. We are checking for illegal dubs. Do you have any with you?
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fuck the police
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Titty
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Check
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>>724873757
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>>724873757
gib me dab bubds REEE
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no, i smoked them all already
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Fuck you popo
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>>724874459
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I pay your salary!
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No
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Of course not officer. Only singles here
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Nothing to see here officer
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>>724873757
roll
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>>724874887
Mmmmmmm im not so sure...
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Nothing here, eh.
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>>724875016
Officer are you trying to imply something here?
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>>724875189
Hmmmmm only singles then huh... You are free to go
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>>724873757
Fuck you. It's a free country and you can't take my dubs. I'm so sure of my dubs that I'm gonna post a smug anime girl. 100% dubs guarantee
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>>724875301
Why thank you officer
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>>724875362
What dubs, sir? You only got singles.
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Man this is profiling... I dindu nuffin
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No dubs here
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You will never get my dubs bc I don't have any.
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No sir offisir I'm a law abiding citizen sir
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Just transporting this porn officer.
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>>724873757
fuck off officer I'm white
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No dubs here
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Shit boys run!
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>>724873757
Dubs? No sir...
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No sir, but I do have some trips in the back
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>>724875523
>>724875536
>>724875568
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Master race, I'll just be going now
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>>724873757
dont think ive ever had any dubs officer
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>>724873757
Fuck it
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haha you'll never take me alive you fucking pig oink fucking oink
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No mr officer
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>>724875836
dem airport is racist!!! make whitey go faster! black power!
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>>724875830

I don't think you know how dubs work fag
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dubs? what's that officer?
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>>724875830
Neck yourself newfag
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>>724875922
Better not make a move boi.
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got them
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>>724875922

On the fucking ground racist dub carrying dirtbag!
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>>724875922
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>>724873757
yes.
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>>724876027
got them now**
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you can suck my dubs :)
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Are trips illegal?
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>>724876011
On the ground Yoda!
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>>724873757
Well excuse me officer, but I'll have you know that I'm to autistic to know what dubs are
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>>724876066
>>724876011
>>724875922
PLEASE COMPLY
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im clean cuz
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>>724873757
n-no
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>>724876166
No but those dubs are... Get out of the car now!
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Just weed, officer.
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>>724875836
She's trying to fit exercise in her everyday life and you chastise her. Go fuck yourself.
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sir do you know who i am
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>>724876258
AY YO WHAT THE FUCK SHE TOLD ME SHE WAS TRIPLE DIGITS I SWEAR WHAT THE FUCK
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>>724876270
Ummm... i gonna need to take a sample of that
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nah
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I couldn't get dubs even if I tried
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nothing to see here, officer
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No sir
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Que pasa?
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>>724873757

I'm an honest human being, officer. I've never bought, sold, or even been in possession of dubs.

(Dubs, not even once.)
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>>724876441
fucking love always sunny
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Do you have a warrant? Also, no.
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>>724876380
Tell that to the judge.
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>>724876171
>>724876215
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Check'em
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the hell are dubs?
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>>724876451
You are not from here, arent you?
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>>724873757
No illegal doubles here, sir.
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>>724876665
rip quads
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>>724876665
D: the fuck are you?!
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nothing here
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These aren't the dubs you are looking for
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>>724876749
I'm sexy motherfucker! the fuck are you?!?!?
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nah
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>>724876763
These are not the dubs im looking for
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what are dubs?
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Dubs are highly illegal, kids. Stay in school, stay away from dubs. Highly addictive. It's for your own safety!
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No dubs here,officer
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>>724876899
...Oh no. Not again. Kids... daddy's going away from awhile... Oh god...
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no dubs here officer...
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>>724876899
Haha, charade you are!
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>>724876899
Dubs just like yours... isnt it? You bit the wrong carrot, bunny.
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>>724877012
>end my life
>please
>before the addiction takes me again
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>>724873757
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no dubs here
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>>724876977
I know you are lying. I see those dubs
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>>724876977
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>burp
what dubs?
>burp
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Fuck out of here
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No sir. Not with me. Nope. Nothing here, just came back from mama's house been tryin to uhh. just go to a party and uhm this uhh smell is just a skunk I ran over with my lawn mowerthis isnt even my car haha hey so do you think cops get underpaid or what?
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What that?
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I didn't pack my own luggage officer
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Mi durps r legil osser
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No dubs here
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>>724873757
Nah nothing here
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>>724877362
I think we could use that car on the department. Step out of the vehicle.
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>>724876977
GET ON THE FUCKING GROUND SCUM!!
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To hell with dubs, now if you know where I can get some trips...
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>>724877190
what those? those aren't mine officer i swear.
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>>724877602
stop right there criminal scum
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this is one shady neighborhood.
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For i never carry dubs
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Good thing I'm clean officer.
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naw, Offica" I ain"t...
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not at all, sir
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Just a skeleton passing through.
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nah we don't do dubs around here
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eyy b0ss no dubs 'ere
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>>724878486
Wow lady yiiis. Cover those
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>>724877676
you cant take my fucking dubs from me. pig scum.
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>>724878679
On the ground or ill shoot you!!
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Yeah, I got the dubs. Fuck you, pigs
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No sir...
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Nothing here, officer.
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you gonna make me blow into the dubalyzer?
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>>724878763
>>>724878679 (You)
>On the ground or ill shoot you!!
check 'em
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nothing here officer
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>>724878800
Double dubs.... I NEED BACK UP!!
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>>724873757
look what I can do with my hands officer!
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>>724878938
Its ok, sir. You are free to go.
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>>724876665
Simply Divine
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>>724878800
holy shit. thats some serious dubs you got there.
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I've never gotten dubs...why would I start now?
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>>724879397
btdubs, check my trips
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>>724879574
nvm. jihad.
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Urine trouble
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>>724879574
Calm down there Osama
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I-I-I swear I ain't packing no dubs officer..
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>>724879786
Why are you shaking? Are you hiding something?
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>>724873757
I certainly didn't hide any dubs in my ass pig...wanna have a look?
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>>724873757
No sir
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No you're a dub.
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>>724879911
ON THE FUCKING GROUND NOW! IN THE NAME OF KEK I WILL SHOOT!
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>>724879982
Jesus christ, get the fuck out of here. Even if you have trips i wouldnt go in there
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>>724880101
Da fak are you doing, Larry?! Im your partner!!
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Only got the devils lettuce
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>>724880217
Sorry Bill... But if the chief finds out then I'm finished. Just turn around and make this easier for the both of us.
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>>724880630
Fuck you Larry!! I even bang you wife and daughter!
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Heh that was close
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>>724880630
Fuck you Larry! I even bang your wife and daughter!
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Check me, I don't care.
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Am I worthy?
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>>724881147
No. Get out of here before i change my mind
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>>724873757
I'm not carrying any dubs on me officer. I'm just on my way to see my family. Times are hard on us.
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I'm lying, I'm just on my way to suck some dick.
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>>724881264
I know. Lots of bigots nowadays. Drive safe.
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>>724873757
only got trips here sir
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>>724881731
fuck i giess i dropped them somewhere
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>>724881775
wait i found em
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>>724881811
hey you planted those on me you fucker
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>>724881851
come on man i got a license for em
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>>724881811
You better have a prescription for that.
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Of course not occifer, I'm only drunk driving, see?
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>>724882059
What did you drink, sir?
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My dubs are legal, I can assure you officer
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In fact i got em right here
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>>724882057
yes i do officer
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>>724882337
Oh... ok. Seems legit. Thank you for your cooperation
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>>724873757
No sir. My dubs are legal. I have a permit.
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>>724873757
checked
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No sir. Just cocaine sir.
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>>724873757
N...no.no
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I am black.
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>>724873757
If you just take a look right here, you will see that I do not.
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Nothing to see here
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>>724873757
No sir
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>>724873757
Fuck off
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>>724873757
Kiss my ass.
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None, I'm legal all right!
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>>724873757

trips master race
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S-sir I never had no dubs with me, sir!
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Look at that subtle off-evens numbering. The tasteful repetitive digitness of it. Oh, my God. It even has a reaction image to it.
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fuck yer checkpont
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KEK EM
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888888 BLESS ME KEK
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Nah
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Maybe.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c3iyjga6ztQ
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Illegal Dubs? What do you take me for, i've never even seen illegal dubs. You know I pay your wages right?
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Am I being detained? I do not consent
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*speeds away*
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my nigger
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I left and have returned, has this neighborhood cleaned up any? Or are you all still tweaking over dubs?
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>>724876992
my eyes
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Come get them
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no dubs, sir
*pulls gun under seat*
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>>724888481
Appears this is still a shady neighborhood. Don't any of you get near me! I have a gun and am willing to defend myself! I am an upstanding citizen!
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no sir
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>>724889000
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>>724889000
TRIPS
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>>724873757
Just these. I have had some for awhile.
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Check these digits
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nah
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Evening officer. No dubs in here.
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>>724873757
Fuck you pig
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>>724890533
Oops
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no dubs to report
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Kekem
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no sir i aint done seen no dubs round these parts
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Fuck 22 nigga
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>>724873757
You'll never take me alive coppers!
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>>724873757
Nothing illegal. I am white.
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Let's see
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shiiieeeeet i swear these dubs aint mine they is a friends
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>>724873757
Rollin
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i would never be in possession of dubs!
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You wont find any dubs on me officer
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I've never done dubs. Not even once. I'm dubs free. Just say no to dubs
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get your hands off me fucking pig
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>>724873757
dubs? I've never had dubs in my life!
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someone must have put these dubs here, they isnt mine
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Again
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No dubbs here, Ovi
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No sir. I am white too
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>>724873757
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dubs... surely you wont find any on me
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Maybe?
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its possible
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