What do you guys do for a living /b/ Title: Hourly Wage: Degree

I trap on tumblr and live off the donations

Technology assistant at a junior high
13.94/hr
HS diploma, no degree because no $
2 years
Love my job tbh

>>724873249
Title: Postdoc
Hourly Wage: DEPRESSING 13$/h, 72h/week
Degree (?): PhD
Years: 32
Satisfaction: very low

>>724873593
>>724873748
MFW

>>724873954
I made pretty good money building bikes at walmart

>>724873249

nunya
salary 58k/yr
nunya
6
white man

sucked asshole and was incredibly stressful

Gambler
$400/hr
none (only 19)
6 weeks
stressful

>>724874370
poker?

>>724873748
It can get better!

Title: Data Scientist
Hourly wage: ~$65
Degree: PhD
Years: 3
Satisfaction: it's pretty fun.

>>724874541
sports betting and black jack. Only big boys play poker, I'm not comfortable playing live yet.

>>724874585
PhD in what? Also, what was your undergrad degree? engineering?

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>>724874749
19? how does that work I thought you had to be 21?

>>724873249
per job done and around 1500 a month
18 getting into uni to study comp science this year
2 months legally working on a inf and security small company as an advisor and support programmer or smh like that, around two years of selling information illegally, which isn't very profitable but it's fun

>>724874841
Physics

>>724873249

Title: Diagnostic Radiologist
Annual Wage: Varies, but typically $750,000
Degree: M.D.
Years: 8
Satisfaction: Off the charts. The best job in medicine.

>>724874749
>>724874882
yeah I got turned down on my 18th trying to enter a casino floor

Title: peasant (poor)
Hourly Wage: $0
Degree (?): poor
Years: 0
Satisfaction: none

>>724873249

ArbysCuck
8/hr
N/A
2
85%

Why'd you even ask then?

>>724873249
>Title: Front Desk Clerk (Overnight)
>Hourly Wage: $12
>Degree (?): Bachelor of Music (comp and performance)
>Years: 1 1/2 months
>Satisfaction: Kinda get to do the music thing and nobody talks to me. Pretty much get paid to do nothing all night.

Title: Corporate Tech Support
Hourly Wage: $20
Degree: Associates - General Study (IT)
Years: <1
Satisfaction: Pretty chill

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>>724873249

Title:Bum(or faggot if you like)
Hourly: None
Degree: None (some college, went for business, dropped out)
Years:22, my age.
Satisfaction: I fucking hate everything.

Skip this next part if you don't want a sob story.

So 22, 350 pounds (actually going down as of late thank goodness), moderate social anxiety disorder, Agoraphobic, Can't drive due to random panic attacks having a potential to make me lose control of the vehicle. I would love a job but i'm really not sure what to do /b/. Inb4 kill yourself. I'll do that if I hit 30 with no progress having been made.

>>724875002
Holy shit anon u gay cause ill suck u for 100k

>>724873249
Aerospace Engineering Manager
$60 an hour
5
Very high

What do you guys do for a living /b/

Title: Trust fund baby
Hourly Wage: ~$356,200/yr
Degree (?): hs
Years: years what nigga i'm 30
Satisfaction: ok i guess. battled drug addiction and people used me but after about 26 i grew up.

>>724874585
what industry are you working in?

>>724873249
Telstra Pit Civil Technician subcontractor
Depends on contract, monthly pay ~2000 (AUD) minus living and contract expenses
HSC, Cert III telecommunciations training plus various other random certs
3
Its alright for being 19 I guess

>>724875659
you want to invest in my startup?

>>724875659
>after about 26 I grew up
If your title is trust fund baby, I've got some bad news...

>>724873249
Work in Las vegas strip AMA

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Making crap like this

>>724875850
how to get cheapest hotel deals? going for EDC, prices went crazy but I don't wana stay in a shit hotel. i want at least 4 stars for 5 days 4 nights.

>>724875527
Hey bro stay in there man. Look around for some nice paying jobs that you can make a decent career out of in 5 to 10 years with room to go up. Who knows anon I've known absolute failures in life who worked up, hit the right people and ended up making a decent living (90k+ yearly) and lived amazing lives. Stick in there man, job searching is fun as fuck when you start exploring options. Exercise to bro I know its hard at first but when you get down the road it starts making you feel amazing

>>724875850
Im in 702 area bruh

Title: Security Analyst
Hourly Wage: $70 USD
Degree (?): Associates
Years: 10
Satisfaction: currently 5/10, previously 10/10

>>724875795
honestly if you have a startup and you're browsing four chan i don't think you're working hard enough.

>>724873249
>Ups package delivery driver
>$35hr
>high school drop out
>20ys
>alright wish i had more pto

>>724876173
IT I assume?

>>724873249
>Title:
totally varies, Silicon Valley Serial Tech Entrepreneur

>Hourly Wage:
No other compensation: $175 to $250 an hour. Rate lowers with stock package

>Degree:
Bachelors in Electrical Engineering, looking back it was helpful but not needed. Most of my tech skills I use were self taught from hacking in middle and high school.

>Years:
In the game enough to see others a bit older than my children work for me.

>Satisfaction:
Only being a rock start and fucking any girl I want would be more satisfying. I have good stories for the grandchildren. As Frankie said ...

I've been a puppet, a pauper, a pirate
A poet, a pawn and a king
I've been up and down and over and out
And I know one thing
Each time I find myself flat on my face
I pick myself up and get back in the race

>>724875527
is this what you said about everything else in your life?
im gonna exercise tomorrow
im gonna fix my problems at 25
im gonna kill myself at 30
etc

prison guard
15/hour
criminal justice
2 1/2 years
was, not anymore. can't even get a job as a probation officer. I'm fucking done with all the crybabies I look after

>>724876214
$35/hr for delivery? jesus, I'd take that job any day.

>>724873748
I've never met or heard of a happy postdoc.

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Title: Lifeguard
Hourly Wage: 10.35
Degree (?): some college
Years: 3 total seasons
Satisfaction: Fucking love my job

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>>724873379
You think if you keep posting this shitty picture you'll get a job at Pixar?

>>724876344
my mom was a feeder driver, drove a set of doubles. she made over 90k, has bomb pension.

>>724876303
Have you tried applying for police academy or maybe FBI? Or moving town.

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>>724873249
Wendys chef
9.75/hr
14 years
extremely happy

>>724876219
Yes

>>724875100
Same

>>724876566
I have my associate in general studies with IT classes. What do you recommend I should do from here? I have A+ Security+ and Network+ But im just working as a Corporate Tech Support.

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Purchasing agent for a government vendor.
13/hr (my boss is a stingy immigrant)
No degree
This job is hopeless and infuriating

>>724876381
>I've never met or heard of a happy postdoc.
Postdoc, you can't find a real job with all your degrees.

>>724876280
No Actually, the thought of dieting and exercise didn't really occur to me until about 2 months ago. Since I've been using this old exercise bike I got from my dad and eating <2200 calories a day. I've been looking into fixes for my other problems for quite some time now, nothing seems quite right. The lack of references is whats really hurting me and I'm not exactly good at making friends, or anything really. I've got like 1 close friend IRL.

>>724876517
I don't wanna be a police officer, my driving skills are terrible, also don't want to move from a blue collar job to another blue collar job, I'm trying to get a desk job. FBI and marshals and etc get way too many applications for me to be competitve. Been applying all over the state.

Just applied for a surveillance officer position at a probation office, I'm optimistic about that because I easily fit all the requirements, I don't care about pay I just wanna do something I like

Clinical Analyst
$48/hr, but salaried
No degree. No high school degree
5
10

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>>724876889
I feel you, I mean a lot can happen in a year be optimistic!

>>724876999
thanks man, what do you do?

>>724876835
Well people basically do it for the experience, right? So you get exploited as cheap, highly skilled labor because having a Ph.D is no longer sufficient for the jobs you want.

>>724876344

it took me 10 years to get a driving position. Now I have a sweet suburban route that also took years to get.

>>724876463
>feeder driver

those guys have it made. But you know who gets paid at ups? The fucking pilots!

>>724876734
Net+ and A+ are practically meaningless

You can use Sec+ to land a role in a Security Operations Center to cut your teeth. Generally starts between 60k-120k depending on where you are geographically and how well you negotiate salary

>>724877050
>Well people basically do it for the experience, right? So you get exploited as cheap, highly skilled labor because having a Ph.D is no longer sufficient for the jobs you want.
I find most higher degree types to be socially awkward and unable to function well in society.

>>724876064
Thanks The diet and exercise improves my mood. I'm getting something of a plan together (of which i've had several that have fallen through, for example, I'm actually certified in security) that will atleast let me take a few steps in the right direction.

>>724873249
Tech support Bell Canada
8/hr
highschool
5
Depressing

>>724873249

Content Mill Writer
$15 to $25 an hour.
No degree.
2 years.
Im pretty satisfied. I work from home and online. I am my own boss and i work whatever hours i want, when i want, and how many i want. I can take vacation days whenever without calling anyone lol

Im a college student getting a degree in communication arts. Before i got this job i used to work retail at a mall and it was living hell. I dont know why i even bothered with that type of job now that i know that the job i have now has always been available to me. I wish i could have found out sooner. Whatever ya know? You live and learn. Im way happier now

>>724877033
Get trips on 4chan.
Nah I do stuff related to IT, figured I do something that I have been doing pretty much all my life, I have been doing tech support through my late college and i'm trying to clean up everything and move up either in the company or finding a new opportunity. I make $20 an hour but started less then a year.

>>724877068
>But you know who gets paid at ups? The fucking pilots!
Cargo pilots are some of the best paid in the aviation business. You need to get to point A to point B on time and in budget. Best is your don't have to deal with bullshit commercial passengers or ego filled private passenger.

>>724873249
Bartender - title
$18/hr - wage
None - degree
12 - years
Up and down, average 7 I'd say - satisfaction

>>724877268
I wanted to be a cargo pilot but the hoops you have to jump through sucks cock. I did a year of "Aviation Technology" and I realized I wasted a year of college because the cost to do it yourself vs. doing it in college is MAJOR.
I decided to pursue something in the meantime and get a job that'll pay for flight lessons and then move up from there. I'd be satisfied with just a Private license.

>>724877174
That's a pretty simplistic view. A person can be perfectly socially competent and still unable to break into certain upper-level jobs simply because all of the competition has one or more postdocs on their CV.

Economist
37.5 /hr (no taxes, int. intitution)
PhD
2
Work in the World Bank, I think I'm changing the world. ;)

>>724873249
Goodwill backdoor attendent
9.01
going to college
2 there so far.
Its alright I see some neat shit and get to buy it ive seen, seen brand new guitars, worth thousands of dollars, a sex swing, and the usual condoms / pills.

>>724877171
Thanks Anon. I took the Network wayyyy before I took A+ (I think A+ is useless but my job paid for it and said it'll bump my salary up) IT security is something that I want to take up as a career.

>>724875850
Which hotel?

Family Medicine
About $75k a year
Of course I got a degree
Love it. I work in an upper middle class area hospital. And yes I specifically chose family medicine to check out preteen girls, yes it was worth it.

>>724877643

Why would anyone donate a sex swing. What is wrong with them. So many people would buy it from them on craigslist

Professional golfer
No hourly wage just tournament winnings and sponsorships
Dropped out of high school, did one year of CC then dropped out
Years: 2
Pretty fucking satisfied all I do is play golf and get paid it's somewhat strenuous and stressful, lot of hard work

>>724877729
jesus christ that ending. Side note middle class areas are the fucking best to be at.

>>724877862
What clubs you swinging?

>>724877862

Golf is so boring though. I would rather kill myself than get paid to constantly do that lame shit

>>724873249
Title: E-mail support for a car company.
Hourly Wage: $12.00.
Degree: Accounting (don't use it).
Years: <1.

>>724877868
Those girls do need their physicals to be in the soccer team anon. Luckily in my area they don't get too picky and want a female doctor. Feeling dudes nuts is weird but whatever

>>724877975
Have you ever played? It's a love hate relationship it pisses you off so much you want to keep playing it. It boring as hell to watch but fun as shit to play

>>724877917
Titleist 716 MB's PW-2 iron x100 shafts. Driver is a Titleist 915 D3. Vokey wedges and Scotty Cameron putter

>>724877978
Oh, forgot to say how I like it. It's one of the best jobs I've had if not the best, because it's super easy and I get to write all day. It's really boring, though, and it's very unfulfilling.

>>724878062
Titleist master race

Pharmacist
52$/h (Yea, that's kinda on the low side for pharmacist in Canada)
Pharm D
2 years
I hate my job...too stressful

Gas station attendant
10.00 an hour
Diploma (HS)
3 Years and counting
6/10 satisfaction would be more if the general public wasn't so fucking stupid

Systems developer, whatever the fuck that means
~50/hr salaried + benefits
BS in CS
Just over 2 years
Pretty much set for the next 30 years, then guaranteed pension. Not complaining.

>>724877975
It's really not that boring when you're good/competing. Guess it's different personalities but I was on the brink of jumping off a freeway pass while I was in school. Golf is exciting for me. I played baseball growing up, but I find golf a lot more thrilling. It's peaceful, long, and pays. Ill get upwards to $50,000 for winning one tournament, some tourneys offer $250,000+ for winnings but I've never won those yet, still get a sizable paycheck for winning. Still not in the PGA ofc but I make good money on mini tours for now. Still trying to get better.

>>724878038
how do you hide your boner

>>724877729
You're fucked, man, and you're the reason I could never have a daughter.

>>724878169
Yessss lmao I played callaway for a bit but they were utter shit. Only good other clubs are Taylormade but those still suck compared to Titleist

>>724878240
Do you have room to grow?

What do you guys do for a living /b/

Title: Intern at a cyber threat intelligence company doing random python shit that helps moving and organizing information
Hourly Wage:15/hr
Degree: Computer Science still working on undergrad
Years:22
Satisfaction:Its a good gig my coworkers are cool and they treat me well. I just need to put more effort in.

>>724878240
Where at?

>>724878204

Which part of your job is stressful? Dont you just organize medications and fill prescriptions??

Unemployed
0.00$/hr
Nah
5 weeks
7/10 relaxed but bored

Best job I ever had was Lift Truck Operator at an international manufacturing and warehousing company. Wages started at $14.50/hr and only required that you be at least 18. Only worked there for about 6 months before my back was injured. Definitely a 10/10. It was a super relaxed environment in which you just grabbed a bill off a pile and drove around in a 5500lb lift truck unloading and loading trailers, no topics of conversation were off limits outside of obvious things like rape. Everyone was chill as shit, probably because 90% of them were either former military or truckers.

>>724877712
If you aren't opposed to government work, the sec+ and associates is enough to get you a GS7-9 gov job working network security/cyber security.

Otherwise you could try looking at companies like Atos, Dell which run remote SOC functions for bigger businesses. Robert Half fills contract rolls for companies like Target, and pays well.

You can also try pestering recruiters on LinkedIn, which could help you sniff out leads. Having LinkedIn in general is huge to finding a job in IT security. You could also attend a security conference, it's our industries way of stealing talent and whoring around. You don't necessarily need to attend either, just go to the general area of a large scale event like Blackhat and hang out in the conference area - there are loads of technically inept HR personnel there who would happily route your résumé when they get back to work.

>>724878316
I had Taylormade Rockblades for a while I love the shit out of them. I still use my SLDR mini driver every once in a while just for ripping one as hard as I can.

Title: Counter-Intelligence Agent (Computer technician)
Hourly Wage: $12.50CAD/hr
Degree (?): Computer Science and Business Administration
Years: 6 months
Satisfaction: Low-Medium

Wish I could get a real job and not work at Geek Squad. Shift Work/Retail is the fucking worst.

>>724878407
maybe the part where im making sure people don't die from drug interactions/wrong drug given/people yelling at you because they dont understand insurance/people yelling at you because they went narcos early

>>724878365
I just picked up Python I love how clean it looks when you write it.

>>724878267
My shirt is usually loose and hangs over but if I feel it jabbing out I casually tuck it to the side

>>724878467
Hell yeah bro the SLDR is a fucking legend. Check out Taylormade Aeroburners they're cheap af and good for dropping dick

>>724878566

Wow so doctors can actually accidentally prescribe 2 or more drugs that negatively interact with each other?
What do you do in those situations? Do you change the prescription into something else?

>>724875002
Was wondering when I was going to meet someone as rich as myself on here.

>>724875850
i also work on the vegas strip. I fucking hate it.

>>724878704
My grandpa uses the Aeroburner he loves it. I'm a lefty so I wish I could try his, then again his shaft is Regular flex and mine is stiff.

>>724875527
Well I bet you enjoy computers and video games. Probably decent at math and science and would do well enough in literature if you tried, why not get into video game engineering or graphic art design

>>724875983

Make friends with someone who works with the MGM company. They get fat discounts on hotels and other shit.

>>724878826
What do you do Im pretty sure I've probably walked by you a million times.

>>724877487
Reason why there are so many hoops is that cargo pilots fly the most valuable loads of any plane in the sky. Considering the route and time of your, you could could literally have nearly a billion dollars of cargo under your control. A crash of a cargo plane is a 1000x worst in cost than a passenger plane. They also keep cargo planes in much better condition than passenger.

>>724875557
How is that? I've thought of getting into aerospace engineering, I know IL get into some type of engineering, probably mechanical or software, but how's aerospace?

>>724878601
yeah man python is super easy to learn and its surprisingly powerful. Its not as fast as lower level languages but its certainly the most convenient. You learnin for work or freelancing?

>>724878566
Lol. Funny pharmacy story.

>go to pharmacy to fill some prescription mouthwash crap
>sitting in waiting area ~8 feet from counter
>wigger bro dropped off a script the same time I did
>wigger bro gets called up by pharmacist
>sir we can fill this prescription, but you already have a similar pain medication to this, so we can't fill it
>"wa wa wadya mean you can't fill it mang my doctor just gimme dat. I told the dentist I dun need those Vic's. Get them Perc's filled mang
>sir it's 7:00PM. Have your dentist cancel the prescription tomorrow and then we can fill this prescription
>"I swear on my mom dawg he cancelled that script! He din tell you guis??! Come on dawg I need these for my knees!"
>proceeds to argue over 120 10mg percocets for his "knee pain" for 15 minutes.
>eventually leaves
>see him in the parking lot, overhear him saying "sorry babe I'll call my dealer"

Typical degenerate

>>724878565
Also AMA, Geek Squad agent lmao

>>724878993
Just the hours and money to get to regional pilot is what turned me way off. I mean now a days you have to have a bachelors to work in any major airline. I don't have the money or time to pay for a BA and get to ATP

>>724878905
>literature

I actually write in my spare time. Mostly dumb shit i'm sure but writing is really fun for me. Very terrible at graphic design, no talent for it at all. Video games on the other hand i'm great at. Actually, and you'd probably find this silly, but ever since I was like, 12 I wanted to write the stories for video games. Weird huh?

>>724876235
So what exactly is it that you do?

>>724879130
I do it more for messing around. I just picked it up and learning it's potentials. I'm more fluent in C# then any language. But I do programming as a hobby and something to learn more or less.

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>>724876413

>>724878349
Ya, to systems developer II,
Or management if I wanted to trade my sanity for money. Not the best, but like I said I would have to punch my boss in the face to get fired.

>>724878389
A subsidiary of BRK

>>724879419
thats the best way to learn and be good. good luck

>>724879320
>So what exactly is it that you do?
These days, sit of Board of Directors of different start-ups, advise young punks how I made it rich so they could also make it rich.

Then to go Vegas a lot and party. You'd be surprised how many big money deal as made in Vegas during CES and other tech shows.

I got here by cashing in a few companies I started while I grew my reputation.

Correctional officer
33.00
No degree
5
Super satisfied

>>724879180
yup
multiply that 5x per day
At the end of the day, it people like that that sucks the energy out of you.

>>724878752

and yes, doctor fuck up all the time. The simplest thing like, dont fucking give penicillin to somebody allergic to penicillin, derp.

>>724878204
How the fuck is counting pills and doing what a computer tells you to do stressful?

What do you guys do for a living /b/

Title: software architect
Hourly Wage: $165k a year
Degree (?): MS in CS
Years: 7 in the workplace
Satisfaction: Working on bleeding edge technology makes every day a dream come true.

>>724879880
>Title: software architect
>Hourly Wage: $165k a year
>Degree (?): MS in CS
>Years: 7 in the workplace
>Satisfaction: Working on bleeding edge technology makes every day a dream come true.
Hope it gets you laid.

>>724873249
CEO
94.6 million yearly compensation
electrical engineering
12 years
satisfaction: the job itself isn't fun bet i get to rape anybody

>>724880141
I suck any dick if it put me in a 300k+ home and let me have my own luxury car. I wouldn't even cuck him because a nigger aint going to get that much money

>>724879856
>>724879805

I've heard that pharmacists actually have a disproportionately high suicide rate. Lots and lots of schooling, incredibly smart people, that deal with drug seekers in the back of a sterile Rite Aid with their masters degree.

>>724879315
Well I was about 70% right, then you should definitely try attending some college course literature and maybe find a like minded place to post some stories or at least keep them documented and saved somewhere safe. Then look into companies near you yo get you started and companies you'd like to work at to help you set short and long term goals to get you hired at that company

>>724880374
I'm 26, drive a new BMW M4, and own 2 $250k investment houses out of state. No high school degree. No college degree. Hard work, intelligence and strategy got me where I am. Literally anyone can do it. I'm not special or unique.

>>724879597
Well how'd you get started, and what would one need to do to take the steps to get to where you are?

Manager in a bank in the head office for personal credit and loans
£18
Finance
3
Fine, esp all the benefits that follows with it.

>>724880615
it all started in grade school when rich democrats would take me to sex parties, and all those wealthy liberals gave me a leg up

>>724873249
Professor
£102k per annum
BSc and PhD
12
I get 16 weeks paid holiday a year and have to give idiots idiotic work to do, it's a fucking doddle!

>>724880527
Dude i'd be happy with a Subaru WRX STI and a house on the edge of my town and a two story home in a quite neighborhood. Good for you man play your cards right.

>>724875850
How can I score a hot blonde slut/prostitute for a drug fueled orgy?

>>724880801
Damn :/ one more silver spoon I wasn't born with

>>724876214
I was planning to apply to package delivery driver. I keep reading on forums that they usually don't throw you onto a truck and start you off with package sorter. Is this true?

>>724877729
are u m or f?
I'd think they wouldn't allow someone to examine someone of the opposite gender...
idk just weird

>Title: Student
>Hourly Wage: None
>Degree (?): None yet
>Years: 13
>Satisfaction: kill me now

>>724877625
Bachelors in Econ here. What can I do that pays well if I fucked around too much in uni to get a good GPA? I scored nearly perfect in all standardized tests, so I have the mental capacity, just not the grades.

>>724880801
I remember when liberals used to be the most filthiest people ever who never gave a fuck. Now they're like 1960 conservative prudes.

>>724881485
thats because the democrats became the other conservative party sometime around jimmy carter

>>724877171
but I've been spending weeks studying for A+....
I just want something under my belt so I can get my first job (im 20)

>>724880527
How? What do you do?

>>724881749
How does that A+ cert work? Can you help list the requirements, test taking, and potential job market for a lazy person like myself?

What do you guys do for a living /b/

Title: Sales Analyst
Hourly Wage: $54k a year
Degree (?): Manufacturing Tech
Years: 2 yr out of college about to start a new gig.
Satisfaction: Get to work directly with the CEO and a company full of hot grills.

>>724881749
Pro-tip, apply to a joob like Geek Squad that will pay for your entire A+ (once you pass)

Easy way to get a couple certifications under your belt, mind you, they're fucking useless after 2 years. They literally expire.

>>724881758
I rent out houses that are trusted to me for sale(of which I price out of the market's reality so no one buys) and pocket the rent money while the owners(chinese investors) are stuck in China. The house sells but not within the year.

>>724881828
Job market is basically tech support, desk support, computer repair, retail repair. If you know how to build a computer, know what the numbers mean on the hardware, and can identify different hardware components you can pass it.

>>724881920
Fry's Electronics (idk if you have one in your town) does a program that teaches you and pays for it.

>>724881950
How did you get in that position? Don't the owners wonder why the house is taking so long to sell? Is that legal/do you report it on taxes?

>>724881997
Entry level no experience with the certification okay? Like if I binge study the test will I get a job upon passing? That's probably something you've researched.

>>724877643
I did that in college. Lasted two months. Pay wasn't worth enduring any single aspect of it.

>>724881950
lol fucking scammer

there you go, /b/, just do borderline illegal shit

>>724881828
I expect it's the only truly necessary component to land an entry-level tech support position

It's 2 tests and no prereqs

Since tech is growing, the number of tech support jobs will also grow (I guess)

>>724881920
ah kk, so tech job first to get that free test

>>724882119
ey we have fry's where I'm at (near austin, texas)

>>724881997
yeah, my problem is i work more with software than hardware (did lots of programming in high school, java mostly feelsbad)
but im always on the computer so i know how to fix problems that don't require anything above putting a computer together
so learning those numbers is what i gotta do

>>724882240
>Craigslist posting for a new realtor closer
>Company grew successful and reputable
>Chinese investors contracted us for consultation and liked our business
>Contract with Chinese
>Good profits for Chinese so they don't ask too much question as they believe the longer the house sits on the market the better it sells

>>724873249
Aircraft Fuel Systems Craftsman
~$1850 every two weeks
No civilian degree
6
Not very, but don't think I could do much better.

>>724882351
The wolf of wall street has no bounds

Title: Faggot
Wages: $453 per month
Job: Dis-fucking-abled

I'm poor, but it's free, so...

I have psychiatric disorders also so that's why you don't see me behind the counter at McDonald's

>>724882655
this kind of thinking is sure to result in nuclear war

>>724882276
It really all depends on your job market. A lot of times most jobs don't even require you to have a A+. It's something that'll put you up there on top of people but not a make or break. My first job was at Dish network as a tech support and I made $18 an hour with no certifications. Really, go on indeed, LinkedIn, any job site and look in your area and type "IT" or "Tech" and check entry level and you'll get a ton of results (depending on your area) and a lot of them will say "Preferred" A+ cert, but it's not a requirement. As long as you have confidence that you know computers very well and terminology you can apply for most jobs in that entry field and get a call. You never know till you try applying.

>>724882758
>>724882445

Cool. Appreciate it.

Title: Head Umpire
Hourly Wage: $25/Hour
Degree (?): Not required
Years: 7
Satisfaction: Fucking awesome

>>724874965
In what field

>>724882445
I wrote a reply before I saw this but see
>>724882758

>>724882943
physical education

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>>724873249
>tfw getting better advice from anons on /b/ than I do from my father

/b/ collectively my new father

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>>724882952
thank you friend

I read that one after I posted anyways haha. Good news for me tho, because supposedly where I am is supposed to be the new silicon valley or something

>>724883034
Probably because most /b/ros have at least one aspect of their life in common with every other /b/to and know how it feels to be in situations /b/ros find themselves in

What do you guys do for a living /b/

Title:
Hourly Wage:
Fixed rate... Ad packages start at $500 USD plus commission... go up to a few thousand dollars.

Degree (?): None. Self-taught. I continuously upgrade my training. Enrolled into a 2 year $15000 business training program... several certifications... I have many performance coaches I work with

Years: 1

Satisfaction: High

I'm in influential roles of leadership and am always consolidating more power, more influence, offering value to others. I've helped people achieve promotions and pay raises.

I'm helping a company raise a quarter of a million bucks and part of that was enrolling others into vision, mission, what I stand for, and core values.

I actively command respect from people who are far more accomplished and way more than I do.

Everything comes down to revenue and what's in it for the other person. Revenue is everything.

Although I have been doing this for a year, I have a lot of street smarts and skills that were built up over the last ten years.

Life is a zero sum game of rock paper scissors.

People without money want more money and opportunity.

People with money want more of it.

People who have spent all their lives chasing good money want to command more respect, get over nasty stuff in their past, or heal divisions in their family, or get over a terrible loss of some kind.

And people born into good money want to command more respect and be taken seriously against a world that despises their privileges.

Delivery Driver/Chauffeur/Valet
$12-17/hr
AA in foreign language
about a year now
its a dumb job but much better than being a minimum wage slave with multiple bosses on your ass. i could be making six figures as a translator but i care more about not having panic attacks/wanting to kill myself than how much money i make.

>>724876214
yeah UPS drivers make decent money but you gotta give your life to them.

>>724876235
>As Frankie said ...
R E L A X

>>724883194
well quit being a broad fucker and post where you're at so I can immigrate there. I need to find a qt Indian wife in IT so she can cook me bomb ass curry daily.

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>>724882845
Good luck! Also a tip to remember is a lot of time your doing support for their products, they teach you how to learn a product inside and out and how to resolve any issues of their products. A lot of job you never work outside of the spectrum (Like random issue with random hardware brands) Say you work for Intel as a tech support you'll only ever work on Intel products so you just learn how to fix intel products only, no one is going to call you and ask how to fix their AMD GPU or ask you to fix their entire computer, A+ would basically confirm you know the components of a product and how that component universally works so you have that "Technology" background.

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>>724883034
MFW trolling

Title: Advertising senior art director
Hourly Wage: $1.2m
Degree (?): nope
Years: 8
Satisfaction: decent job, a lot of travelling.

>>724883376
Damn that cleared a lot of my anxiety. I really do appreciate the little tips! I won't forget you when I get into computer security.

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>>724876999
this image hurts to look at.

also nice trips

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>>724873249
>Title: safety consultant
>Hourly Wage: $55.00
>Degree (?): none
>Years: 2
>Satisfaction: 9/10

life is good but what a scam job.

>>724883502
No problem! Shout me out when NSA calls you up.

Production Assistant
225/day
No degree
6 months
V satisfied

>>724883617
what are you OSHA?

Title: project manager/health and safety officer
Hourly wage: 110.25
Degree: masters in business science, masters in project management, bachelors in waste management, and a bachelors in environmental health and safety
Years: 2
Satisfaction: fucking stressful but I love it.

>>724883359
near austin, texas
round rock to be specific

but austin is supposed to be silicon valley now

>>724878259
H..Happy?

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>>724883918
Off topic but have you been to Franklin BBQ in Austin TX?

>>724884002
never been there but I've had their stuff
it's good af

but then again I'll inhale anything that doesn't taste like garbage

>>724880615
>Well how'd you get started, and what would one need to do to take the steps to get to where you are?
Here are some tips.

Never get stuck with any of the the four deadly M's.
Mortgage
Marriage
Middle Class

Risk your career at least once a year figuring how to make the company you work at broke by starting a better company.

Never sign a non-compete agreement. If they force it on you, sign "sui juris" below your signature. That makes it unenforceable.

Do not get married and father children out of wedlock building a trust fund for the kids.

Stay out of debt as much as possible.

Get as many stock options as possible. Most will end up shit but a handful will pay out easily covering the losses. Any investor does it this way.

Work with new money. Never work with old money that they are afraid to lose.

Never work with anyone from New Jersey.
Middle Manager

Title: In n Out lvl3 associate
Hourly Wage: $14.50
Degree: HS diploma
Years: 7 months
Satisfaction: stressful as shit and I want to punch a lot of customers but rewarding too

>>724883918
how's the diversity there? I can't stand rednecks or mexican gang bangers.

>>724884139
I envy you

>>724884186
What's wrong with middle class?

Title: software engineer in customer support
Wage: 81k a year
Degree (?): bach comp eng
Years: 5
Satisfaction: high but also high stress

>Title:
Line Cook at Wendy's

Hourly Wage:
11.25 (CAD)
>Degree (?):
Starting Bachelors in september

>Years:
1.5
>Satisfaction:
2/5

>>724873449
no you dont man

you live in your parents home

IT related
70k at work + 50k freelancing
Degree (?): highschool
Years: 5
Satisfaction: meh, it ok

>>724884813
Describe IT freelancing for me

>>724884986
eating poop 13 hours a day and everybody who shits in your mouth says that their shit tastes good

>>724885053
you get paid to do that! I've been doing that for free my entire life

>>724881019
>I'd think they wouldn't allow someone to examine someone of the opposite gender...
>idk just weird
It's ok, I'M A DOCTOR

>>724885259
warning: doctor mario is not a real doctor. do NOT let him touch your penis

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>>724873249

Title: Graduate
Hourly Wage: $27.50
Degree: B. Finance & B. Economics
Years: 0.167 years
Satisfaction: bretty good

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>>724883034
That's right, I'm your daddy

If you fuckers are for real... I am legitimately disturbed by the fact that the same people involved in the activities associated with /b/ are also in high end careers.. Who knows what those faggots are capable of??

I was a pizza delivery driver until I got fired Monday for saying I wanted to kill myself to my manager.

>>724885634
Bachelors in Econ here. What can I do that pays well if I fucked around too much in uni to get a good GPA? I scored nearly perfect in all standardized tests, so I have the mental capacity, just not the grades. I also had no internships during uni.

>>724884198
it's pretty damn diverse. dont see any rednecks or spicks tho. We get the good kinds of white people and mexican people

unless you're in houston
or anywhere that's not near austin tbh

>>724886445
Inspiring greatness in others and changing the world for the better? That's my interpretation.

>>724873249
grocery store assistant
74d/hr
yes
48
elderly black women

mercenary
20k-40k when jobs done
high school diploma/comp TIA
7
wish i could take it all back

Title: Corporate Pilot
Pay: 180k/year
Degree: Bachelor of Commerce
Years: 5
Satisfaction: Not 100% perfect but pretty fucking close

>>724873748
Why you still a post doc? What your phd in?

Title: None. Poker player
Hourly wage: I do not really count in hourly. I average around ~4k€ a month
Degree: none
Years: professionally about 3-4 years now.
Satisfaction: Liberating in terms of being your own boss and having that freedom but very stressful when in a downswing.

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Title: Waiter at Applebee's lmao
Hourly wage: Tips (I'm decent at serving, so I'd say about $15 an hour)
Degree: None, some college, that ish expensive my guy.
Satisfaction: 90%, pays for the place, bars, acid and pot. Can't complain.

>>724882654
Is that you cale?

>>724891302
No sir

Project Manager equipment service
$31
GED
10 yrs
Underpaid but enjoy job

Title: commercial lawyer
Hourly Wage: nfi, but about $85k a year
Degree (?): bachelor of laws, diploma of legal practice, bachelor of arts, master of laws (fucking flailing through that bad boy)
Years: 25
Satisfaction: solid 4/10, hours are fucked up and the money isn't great

>>724873249
Title: Aircraft Technician
Hourly Wage: salary, bout 20k a year
Degree: none yet
Years: 3/4 year
Satisfaction: eh
Military amirite

Title: CEO of my (very) small company
Hourly Wage: 75$/hr 9h/day (approx 150k/yr)
Degree (?): IT spec diploma
Years: 22 (6 of practice)
Satisfaction: 7/10 comparing to other jobs

>>724873379
If ur phishing for compliments then try Reddit fag

Title: Managing Director
Hourly Wage: None, I have a 10% overage
Degree (?): Left school at 16
Years: been md for 2 years
Satisfaction: dont have to do much so cant really be satifisfied with having money but not having to work

>>724874882
Probs canadafag

>>724873249
>Title: Airbnb Host in Paris
>Hourly Wage: 2.80€/h 24h/7
>Degree (?): Studyed law for 2 years get disgusted by french system and justice
>Years: 2 years
>Satisfaction: I love my job but I hate living here !

>>724873249

Chief news editor
10.75
Highschool diploma
1
7/10

Title: Tutor
Hourly Wage: 40-60$
Degree: doing my bachelors
Years: About 3
Satisfaction: good, only do a few hours a week

>>724873249
Title:
Hourly wage: 0$
Degree: High School diploma? Never went to pick it up.
Years:20
Satisfaction: No?

>Retail Direct Sales - computers
>$19.44 plus commission ~$3-400 week
>None
>6 Months
It's growing on me

>>724881019
idk, my black female pediatrician was checking out my dick until I turned 19. At 15-16 the parents started leaving the room so she could ask me candidly about if I was having sex and shit.