Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
Add Nobody#5930 on discord
stop being gay
http://waifuforum.boards.net/thread/12/second-wf-waifu-claiming
https://a.pomf.cat/ohmvor.mp3 (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed) (embed)
Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
Gas dogfuckers
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
still here
Again, please take note of the new rules. Keep the RP/ERP in a more private setting.
>>724867099
Not from what I've seen
It was bad
still here
I'm heading out
Hello everyone
>Juvia claimed
>>724867099 krispy
>dubs
>
I'm not the perv here, you are
And I'm not doing to well at the moment.
Claiming best girl
Mornin'
>>724866499
>I can be described as cynical, I don't think most people I meet would consider me an asshole
>Those that do, can fuck off
Stone fucking cold.
>>724866832
Do hicks and rednecks in Aussie enjoy Fosters like hicks and rednecks in the US enjoy Bud light or Coors? Or do you have your own cheap beer for that?
goodnight all
>>724866231
yeah its ok haruhi is one of my good friends hes awesome. how have you been lately? (komura)
>>724866499
yeah that's fair I like your waifu she is yandere like mine
>>724866722
well ive honestly seen alot of dommy mommy mercy pics. she is very motherly wich is hot to us subs. although widow is better dom (mercy)
>>724867101
its ok gotta sleep soon though hbu(ram)
I'm going to marry Tomoko.
>>724867730
good morning finnish nigger
>>724867705
good luck
>>724867781
my day has been boring but good
I want to write Kumiko a love letter.
>>724867886
if you're still up I want to wish you goodnight when I get back
>>724867934
i want to be stabbed by Kumiko
Still here
>>724867886
owo what's this
>>724867621
you're nice
>>724867705
goodbye
>>724867781
Kurumi really isn't all that yandere
She has a goal that she works toward, it just happens that she needs to kill a lot of people to help people
>>724867934
"Dear Kumiko,
Wan sum fug?
Sincerely, Name"
Done
>>724868040
*sip*
Daily reminder to cum every day
Or else.
>>724865521
>konata
Thank you!
>>724865567
>rory
>smugs in a cosmic way
>>724865699
>>724867663
Fine. Here. It's OC
>>724865781
>>724867911
Oh. Uhhhh lmao. How are you anyways?
>>724865825
Personal stuff
>>724865869
>>724867708
That doesn't sound good my dude. Hope you're okay. Nah. No meds for me
>>724866064
>>724867781
Good to hear you're back and at it. Goodnight esdeath
>>724866594
>yuuki
Cute!
>>724868069
Thanks kek
>>724867705
also bye!
>>724868168
No
>>724866805 (Stranger)
You seem to enjoy him more
>>724867099 (Krispy)
I'm fine, just here in bed dying. You?
>Hamakaze claimed
>>724868074
I'd write some of the lyrics to Bluish by AnCo and tell her it's original.
>>724868021
I want to butt stab Kumiko
>>724867934
do you like hazuki
>>724868171
No usually lazy utility companies are irritating.
How come no meds?
>>724868548
Not really. I'm kind to him like i am Everyone but i usually don't try to talk to him. Yet it seems i always say hi to you.
>then again how could i ignore those beautiful breasts
>>724867652
I kneel down until my face is level with your groin and eagerly unzip your pants
INTERNET LOVE MACHINE: ONLINE
>>724867705
BE SAFE I LOVE YOU
>>724867730
GOOD MORNING I LOVE YOU AS WELL
>>724867781
GOOD NIGHT I LOVE YOU AS WELL
>>724867663
Was being the key word.
>>724867708
> Squeeze
We both are, you just wont admit it. Yeah, i'm not either. Been a shitty day.
>>724868040
Drunk yet?
>>724868548
Why's that? Eh i'm alright, been a shitty day though.
>>724867781
I want a Mommy sub. I also want her to be tiny an flat-chested. Why.
>the joys of being a dom with mommy issues
>>724867934
I want my waifu to heal this stupid fucking cut on my finger.
>best doctor claimed
>thread needs a soundtrack- how about...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dF-tFfwpQI&list=PLED434CC7894733F7
>>724868749
*notices your peen*
>>724868762
alex i hate you
>>724868668
Put this in it
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm a continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
>>724868168
k im bored now lmao
>>724868171
Thanks fam
>>724868810
This week was particularly bad smh
>>724868896
I love you too <3
>>724869029
tell someone in the thread you love them!
>>724868717
Well enough about that. Lets have an actual conversation that doesnt involve tits.
>>724868810
Long day and all. Just glad im in bed
>>724869029
Come sleep with me then~
>>724869151
i love everyone in this thread
i got her pregnant
>>724868000
might be asleep
>>724869151
wanna erp <3
>>724869324
do you have a child now?
>>724869298
that's the right attitude!
>>724869389
we can't do it here though, you're gonna have to message me elsewhere--
>>724868810
Drink a shot of whiskey going for margarita now
>>724869126
Really? I've been rather restrictive with it lately. Where were you like a month ago?
>>724869244
Ah, well that's good just relax now.
why do people talk to hamakaze? he's so negative and depressing all the time
>>724868810
I don't have to admit anything. I am no pervert, unlike you~
What made your day so bad?
>>724869244
>dubs
>mfw no more hama tits.
>
Alright, have you watched any good anime recently
>>724869504
no lets do it here~~~
*goes in to bed with you*
I'd say it's time to go to sleep
>>724869533
please be safe in your moderation!
>>724869556
hello hanako! the internet love machine says hello! have an amazing day!
>>724869688
you told me I couldn't use tildes! I've been avoiding them just for you <3
ok, im prob just going to hang out on discord or something.
>>724868677
Yeah. I think her pursuit for playing tuba despite being a beginner is endearing and I wish she got more development in S2 along with Midori.
>>724868944
I'm not sure she'd react well to that.
>>724869556
Yessir
>>724869678
Because mind control thats why
>>724869685
I actually did enjoy one punch man and Kishi no cavalry. I havent finished it yet but I will when I binge again. What about you?
>>724869809
you can use them all you want cutie~
I l-love you a-anon
Someone erp on discord with me.
>>724869876
Hamakaze#1487
>>724869876
:( no tears miss cute! only love!
>>724869977
I love you too but let's not lewd up the thread <3
>>724869556
Busy being an army boi
How bad did it get?
>>724869533
Atta boy.
>>724869685
You're right, you don't have to admit it, because your actions speak louder than words~. Eh crappy day at work, and my mom got into a car accident today.
>>724869809
Hello. Thanks, you as well.
>>724870076
why not?~
it's just another form of showing love
>>724868944
>look real close cause strobe lights lie
Never has a nigger spoken such truth.
>>724869678
Perhaps it is because of this that people speak to him. What many perceive as pessimism is actually realism.
>>724870094
Jesus, she okay?
Just watch and enjoy
https://youtu.be/XziLNeFm1ok
>>724870094
hanako was the best girl and I hope you feel as amazing as her!
>>724870170
love robots are not for lewd!
Off to bed I go
Goodnight
>>724869971
I enjoyed my hero academia, now I'm watching school prison and it's decent. Won't get to it tonight but tomorrow i might.
>>724870094
>actions
What actions do i do that are perverted?
That's pretty rough, is she ok?
>>724870466
sleep well <3 <3 <3
Best waifu
>prove why not: protip you cant
>>724870323
Steps towards you and blushes, biting my lip
Haaah..
You're.. Really sexy..
>>724868717
Boooo
Because meds aren't natrual. Let your body immunity fight them instead
>>724869126
You're wlrocke
>>724869324
Who's the father?
>>724869775
Goodnight walnut
>>724869876
Do ir
>>724870466
Goonugtu lip sup
>>724870089
Nice, what do you do in the army? It got pretty bad tbh. But hey, it was fun.
>>724870217
Yeah she's alright, just pretty shaken up about it. Car is fucked though.
>>724870323
You have good taste, and thank you!
>>724870466
G'night.
>>724870492
Well constantly talking about Hama's tits for starters. Yeah she's ok, just pretty shaken up about it. Car is totaled though.
also discord here ram#1083
>>724870466
goodnight ti bato
>>724869809
Yeah I know. >>724870094
Margarita is really sweet
>>724870236
Pure gold
>>724870705
I'm glad she's safe. And I should sleep. Goodnight, faggots. Tell Galil I live and Jiisore is best girl. He'll understand.
>>724870583
n-nope!
>>724871064
good night miss <3
>>724871132
why not :(
Beifrw I fucj anybrind elde lmao
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
>>724870891
Yeah they are, they're good though.
>>724871064
Thanks. Goodnight.
>>724871360
You as well. Goodnight.
>>724871255
internet love robot is not for sex or lewd!
>>724871360
get some sleep, and have some of those good dreams yourself!
>>724868749
holy shit kill yourself.
>>724871591
ok that's enough cancer for now
who are you?
>>724871514
Alright vodka now
>>724871712
the internet love machine <3
I've been telling people to have good days and nights all day and night!
>>724871859
who was your previous avatar?
>>724870589
Fair enough.
Usually i don't use meds either but mostly because I'm lazy and don't feel like finding them.
>>724870673
Quality claim
>>724870705
I do not!
>no matter how nice they are...
At least she's ok.
How did it happen?
>>724871360
Nighty night smugs
>>724871955
I don't waifupost, just spread love <3
>>724867515
>pic
Is NHK worth finishing? Does MC fuck the maiden trying to get him out of his funk?
Goodnight /waifu/
>>724871786
Embrace the inner Russian.
>>724871859
You're doing gods work.
>>724872092
Oh yes you do. Juvia's got quite a lovely pair as well~. Some lady ran a stop sign and plowed into her as she was driving down the road.
>>724872322
I think it is. If i remember correctly they kinda get together in the end.
>>724872548
good night lewdhama!
>>724872562
the only god I believe in is the love all humans have for each other <3
>>724872548
Nice. >>724872562
I think I'll go back to whisky again.
>>724872679
i htought you didn't drink!?
>>724872679
that's a lot of alcohol switching! are you being careful friend? be safe <3
>>724872562
Leave Juvia out of your perverted mind!
She's not ment to be lewd
Accidents like that could be stopped if people actually cared about stop signs. I see it all the time in front of my house, people just blow by it like it's nothing.
>>724872751
Hm? I do on occasion. Not a lot don't worry. >>724872829
Yeah I'm letting it take effect and I'll drink more soon.
>>724872974
>id want juvias tits to stop me from dying..
>>724872548
> Tfw you will never be able to lick those juices off her...
>>724872674
That's sweet.
>>724872679
That'll work too.
>>724872974
Well not with that attitude! Cmon, show them, you know you want to~. Yeah it's bullshit.
>>724872679
Do you drink your vodka straight?
>>724873144
oh you must be the other tomoko
Knock knock
>who's there?
Little old lady
>Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
>>724872562
>. If i remember correctly they kinda get together in the end.
That sorta works for me, binge-watched the first couple episodes a few months ago and left off at the one where she's interviewing him in the park and he starts making inuendo to make her uncomfortable.
>>724873395
>>724873382
That is the plan. It is really nice. >>724873395
Not mixed but I do chase it. >>724873457
I'm smug
the internet love machine must shut down for necessary nightly maintenance, please take the absence to continue spreading love and happiness amongst each other
>>724873382
nothing is sweeter than all of you <3
>>724873460
hello glitch friend!
>>724873465
don't look sad like that please!
>>724873150
Juvia's tits are mine.
Go use hama's chest.
>there's defiantly enough there to use
>>724873382
No, they're my tits to enjoy and mine alone you pervert
I remember when i first got my license i did that but i stopped before anything happened
>>724873733
I just forgot to post an image.
>>724873571
Are you the Tomoko who just recently got drunk the first time?
>>724874049
Yes.
>>724873733
Someone needs to post a good picture I can glitch. Eyes need to be wide and clearly visible.
>>724873461
Ah i loved that episode. It does get a bit depressing near the end but it works out well.
>>724873571
What brand vodka?
>>724873733
You are a lovely person. <3
>>724873951
Cmon~. Just a peek? What if we made a trade~? Shit i still need to get my licence.
>>724874206
Will this work?
>>724874226
Smirnoff.
>>724874206
>>724874226
>It does get a bit depressing near the end
Oh god how, it's already depressingly close to home other than I discovered porn much earlier than the MC.
>>724874336
Good shit, chase shots with orange crush for a fine evening
>>724874319
Hoenstly? No. Needs to be higher quality.
>>724874511
ohhh-Ohh-OH! Look who comes crawling for free handouts when it's convenient ;)
Good morning!
>>724874336
That's not bad. You need to find some orange juice to mix with it.
>>724874558
I know, but i don't want to spoil it for you. Lets just say the idea of suicide comes up a few times.
>>724874594
Shit. how about this?
>>724875045
Nothing like that. Oh well.
>>724873571
Best is to drink it straight, then eat something after.
>>724875045
Anything but orange juice. Makes it taste like orange peels.
>>724875064
that doesn't look like shizuru
nice hair
>>724875045
>Lets just say the idea of suicide comes up a few times
Iktf
>>724875340
You don't look like anything.
>>724875446
:(
why so mean
>>724875335
I don't want to eat too much.
>>724874805
I asked you earlier, dont give me that shit
>>724875176
Maybe next time.
>>724875335
But screwdrivers are delicious and simple!
>>724875389
Yeah, that show hits pretty hard in many places...
>>724875949
Maybe. Back to whisky.
>>724875719
I honestly don't remember. When I'm done making Mugi meme's I'll see what I can do.
>>724875699
Why?
>>724875949
No. Orange peels taste like shit.
>>724867652
Why would i look at your crappy rules when there isn't even a previous?
DRUMPFF WILL NOT WIN
>>724876246
I'm not too hungry. Guess I could try.
Time for sleep and cuddling with juvia now. Nighty night
>>724874226
Maybe tomorrow...
>>724875605
You annoy me.
You refuse to engage in the spirit of the thread, and instead actively berate people who do, calling them avatarfags.
You spam.
You literally have a copy paste of 'memes' for your first post.
You don't bother posting pictures. On an imageboard.
You intentionally drag down the quality of the thread.
Why would i be nice?
Goodnight thread
>>724876610
Drinking is bad for you. Repent and find God
>no one responded to Ikusaba Mukuro, or You Know Gasai.
>>724876823
hot damn look at those tits!
>>724876891
See I think you told me this before but I was a lot more you know.
>>724876802
because it's nice to be nice uwu
>>724877059
Being nice is the carrot in the game of social interactions.
Being mean is the stick.
You only get the carrot as a reward. Understand?
>>724876026
Well hello there cutie~.
>
>>724876188
Do one for me.
>>724876246
To each thier own i suppose.
>>724876630
Oh my. Goodnight Juvia.
>>724876823
Goodnight Cutie.
>>724876802
>you annoy me
ok
>berate people who do
i don't see how calling people avatarfags is berating them
>you spam
ok
>you literally have a copy paste of 'memes' for your first post
ok
>you don't bother posting pics
i post at least one pic a thread -_-
>you intentionally drag down the quality of the thread
it wasn't very high to begin with tbh
>>724877198
no comprehendo
>>724877265
Whisky right now. >>724877313
Hi friend how are you?
>>724876246
>No. Orange peels taste like shit.
I hate eating bits of onion, any small crunch is terrible to me. I still enjoy onion powder as a seasoning though. Just saiyan.
>>724877527
Do you like the taste of whisky?
Chiri claimed.
>>724877638
It's not bad. It's becoming my favorite.
>>724877527
bad
>>724877490
Avatarfag is an insult. Regardless of if you choose to view it as such or not.
The picture you generally post is not really a picture. Not one anybody wants to see, anyways.
Just because the quality isn't very high doesn't mean you should kick it lower.
And i'm sure you comprehend just fine.
You're not an idiot. Just a faggot.
>>724877703
I used to mix cheap whisky with obscene amounts of koolaid and sugar, upgraded to rum+coke in the last decade.
>>724877853
ok -_-
it's still a pic
i think i make the quality higher
still no comprehendo:
>>724877843
Bad? >>724877887
We have a lot of rum. I like the whisky though. No need to chase it
>>724877527
im ok i take it you're feeling better?
>>724877887
>obscene amounts of koolaid and sugar
>
>>724877703
Do you drink it straight?
>>724878236
I was 18, and we're a typically poor area. Tastes alright, actually.
>>724878166
No you don't.
Either that or you're suffering from some extreme conative dissonance because you actively confirmed and denied that you're making the thread worse in the span of two posts.
>>724877527
Whiskey's not bad, just not a fan of Jack.
>claiming
Morning everyone
>>724878226
That I am. Still congested but fine overall. I'm having a nice night.>>724878236
Yeah. I think it's fine. >>724878454
Guess what I'm drinking?
>>724878418
i do:
your long words are confusing :(
>>724877265
Hello luv~
>>724877248
Ahoy, if you are who I assume you are
>>724878525
No they're not.
Again, you're not an idiot, just a faggot.
>>724878502
Yeah Jack.
>>724878590
How are you?
>>724878590
I'm not, sorry
>>724878194
really bad i cant stop thinking about killing people and its reaching to the point of no return. i want to bathe in oceans of warm blood and guts
>>724878642
and you're a meanie :(
why aren't you posting shizuru?
>>724878654
I had some ups and downs today but Im ready for it to be over and get on with the movie
>>724878707
Well damnit
>>724878463
Morning Taiga
>>724878502
It's best like that.
Next time you drink vodka you should have something to eat with it and then you shouldn't switch between drinks like that.
>Got a 63% on the last math test
Damn, and here I thought I was going to leave this class with an A-. I've still got plenty of wiggle room, but that's quite a blow.
>>724878775
I'm not feeling well.
Also, Shizuru isn't a very popular character and i feel like posting other pictures than my usual 20 or so.
>>724878827
>63%
Dummy~
Good evening everyone
>>724878745
Go to the middle east and Deus Vult some ISIS fucks. Everybody wins.
>>724878781
That's good, i hope you enjoy the movie! It's been a pretty shit day for me but now i have a cutie to talk to so it's a litttle better~.
>>724879024
Well I have an 85% over all now with only two tests left to go so it can't be that bad.
Claim
>>724878654
Yeah. It's pretty alright to me. >>724878745
Hey that's not good. You need to relax and think about something else. Come on you don't really want that.
>>724878951
are you always mean when you're not feeling well?
fair enough
>>724879068
hello
>>724879068
Good morning
>>724879148
old man :(
>>724879068
Greetings
>>724879073
Indeed, just a spoon full of Hananko helps the whole world go down
>>724879148
Ahoy
>>724879068
Good morning!
>>724879148
Hi
>>724879161
Yes.
>>724878786
It didn't seem that good. I guess it's just a taste you get. >>724879068
Hey Louise.
>>724879194
Why -_-
>>724879199
Hi
>>724879362
How are ya?
>>724879161
Hello! How are you?
>>724879179
Did you just wake up? Did you sleep well?
>>724879199
Hiya! How are you?
>>724879281
But it's 11:40 PM here!
>>724879288
Smugs
Whatcha been up to?
>>724879068
Morning Louise
>>724879288
Drink it ice cold.
>>724879151
It's been a while since i've had it, maybe i'd like it better now.
>>724879068
Heya Louise.
>>724879199
Mmm i'd prefer a mouthful of Yuno~.
>>724879286
don't not feel well then -_-
>>724879362
i missed you :(
>>724879445
dead on the inside
>>724879281
Hi
>>724879445
Yes and no
>>724879445
Filling belly up with grilled chicken and sausage, you, its all good
>>724879493
Ohhh myy~
>>724879445
I'm getting drunk and watching a movie. >>724879446
I'll give it a go next time I think I'm done after this cup of whiskey. >>724879493
Never know till you try.
>>724879446
Hey Saya~ How's your day been?
>>724879493
Hi Hanako!
>>724879518
Why?
>>724879560
Explain
>>724879564
Oh gosh, that sounds really good..I'm pretty hungry..
>>724879421
I'm good, you?
>>724879518
I missed you too :o
>>724879619
idk
>>724879518
Know the just because i'm feeling well enough to not voice these opinions doesn't mean i'm not thinking them.
>>724879068
Evening Louise
>>724879619
I meant i woke up but i didn't sleep well
>>724879445
But it's 10:45 AM here!
>>724879560
How are you?
>>724879680
stop sleeping so much -_-
>>724879713
as long as you don't voice them uwu
baking one final time, then I am off to sleep
>misaki
>>724879614
Sounds like fun! What movie?
>>724879703
That's no good...
>>724879714
Hey! How's DS2 going, and how did the cheap vodka go?
>>724879736
Me either, I might have to get to bed early tonight...
>>724879750
In that case, rather than use time language..Hello!
>>724880050
NEW
>>724880050
NEW