Waifu claiming thread.
Previous: I don't care, sue me
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu and converse with others
>keep ERP and RP out of the thread. Take it elsewhere if it gets lewd.
>insult other waifus harshly
>discuss fun and light topics like politics and abortion
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun and throw all dogfuckers from helicopters
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stop being gay
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Avatarfags get out of my thread
Spiders get out of my bed
Voices get out of my head
Zombies get out of my dead
Niggers get out of my shed
Spics stop stealing my bread
hehe anon you a real cutie~
this is a autistic avatarfag internet dating rp thread
i wish i was dead :o
Again, please take note of the new rules. Keep the RP/ERP in a more private setting.
Not from what I've seen
It was bad
I'm not the perv here, you are
And I'm not doing to well at the moment.
>I can be described as cynical, I don't think most people I meet would consider me an asshole
>Those that do, can fuck off
Stone fucking cold.
Do hicks and rednecks in Aussie enjoy Fosters like hicks and rednecks in the US enjoy Bud light or Coors? Or do you have your own cheap beer for that?
yeah its ok haruhi is one of my good friends hes awesome. how have you been lately? (komura)
yeah that's fair I like your waifu she is yandere like mine
well ive honestly seen alot of dommy mommy mercy pics. she is very motherly wich is hot to us subs. although widow is better dom (mercy)
its ok gotta sleep soon though hbu(ram)
Kurumi really isn't all that yandere
She has a goal that she works toward, it just happens that she needs to kill a lot of people to help people
Wan sum fug?
>smugs in a cosmic way
Fine. Here. It's OC
Oh. Uhhhh lmao. How are you anyways?
That doesn't sound good my dude. Hope you're okay. Nah. No meds for me
Good to hear you're back and at it. Goodnight esdeath
You seem to enjoy him more
I'm fine, just here in bed dying. You?
I'd write some of the lyrics to Bluish by AnCo and tell her it's original.
I want to butt stab Kumiko
No usually lazy utility companies are irritating.
How come no meds?
Not really. I'm kind to him like i am Everyone but i usually don't try to talk to him. Yet it seems i always say hi to you.
>then again how could i ignore those beautiful breasts
I kneel down until my face is level with your groin and eagerly unzip your pants
Was being the key word.
We both are, you just wont admit it. Yeah, i'm not either. Been a shitty day.
Why's that? Eh i'm alright, been a shitty day though.
I want a Mommy sub. I also want her to be tiny an flat-chested. Why.
>the joys of being a dom with mommy issues
I want my waifu to heal this stupid fucking cut on my finger.
>best doctor claimed
>thread needs a soundtrack- how about...
Put this in it
Two to the one from the one to the three
I like good pussy and I like good trees
Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe
And I get more ass than a toilet seat
Three to the one from the one to the three
I met a bad bitch last night in the D
Let me tell you how I made her leave with me
Conversation and Hennessey
I've been to the muthafuckin' mountain top
Heard muthafuckers talk, seen and dropped
If I ain't got a weapon I'm a pick up a rock
And when I bust yo ass I'm a continue to rock
Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet
It's real easy just follow the beat
Don't let that fine girl pass you by
Look real close cause strobe lights lie
This week was particularly bad smh
Well enough about that. Lets have an actual conversation that doesnt involve tits.
Long day and all. Just glad im in bed
Come sleep with me then~
do you have a child now?
Drink a shot of whiskey going for margarita now
Really? I've been rather restrictive with it lately. Where were you like a month ago?
Ah, well that's good just relax now.
I don't have to admit anything. I am no pervert, unlike you~
What made your day so bad?
>mfw no more hama tits.
Alright, have you watched any good anime recently
please be safe in your moderation!
hello hanako! the internet love machine says hello! have an amazing day!
you told me I couldn't use tildes! I've been avoiding them just for you <3
ok, im prob just going to hang out on discord or something.
Yeah. I think her pursuit for playing tuba despite being a beginner is endearing and I wish she got more development in S2 along with Midori.
I'm not sure she'd react well to that.
Because mind control thats why
I actually did enjoy one punch man and Kishi no cavalry. I havent finished it yet but I will when I binge again. What about you?
Busy being an army boi
How bad did it get?
You're right, you don't have to admit it, because your actions speak louder than words~. Eh crappy day at work, and my mom got into a car accident today.
Hello. Thanks, you as well.
>look real close cause strobe lights lie
Never has a nigger spoken such truth.
Perhaps it is because of this that people speak to him. What many perceive as pessimism is actually realism.
Jesus, she okay?
Off to bed I go
I enjoyed my hero academia, now I'm watching school prison and it's decent. Won't get to it tonight but tomorrow i might.
What actions do i do that are perverted?
That's pretty rough, is she ok?
>prove why not: protip you cant
Because meds aren't natrual. Let your body immunity fight them instead
Who's the father?
Goonugtu lip sup
Nice, what do you do in the army? It got pretty bad tbh. But hey, it was fun.
Yeah she's alright, just pretty shaken up about it. Car is fucked though.
You have good taste, and thank you!
Well constantly talking about Hama's tits for starters. Yeah she's ok, just pretty shaken up about it. Car is totaled though.
Yeah I know. >>724870094
Margarita is really sweet
I'm glad she's safe. And I should sleep. Goodnight, faggots. Tell Galil I live and Jiisore is best girl. He'll understand.
Beifrw I fucj anybrind elde lmao
I'm calling it a night now. Good night everybody. Hope you have sweet dreams of your waifu
Yeah they are, they're good though.
You as well. Goodnight.
Usually i don't use meds either but mostly because I'm lazy and don't feel like finding them.
I do not!
>no matter how nice they are...
At least she's ok.
How did it happen?
Nighty night smugs
Embrace the inner Russian.
You're doing gods work.
Oh yes you do. Juvia's got quite a lovely pair as well~. Some lady ran a stop sign and plowed into her as she was driving down the road.
I think it is. If i remember correctly they kinda get together in the end.
I think I'll go back to whisky again.
Leave Juvia out of your perverted mind!
She's not ment to be lewd
Accidents like that could be stopped if people actually cared about stop signs. I see it all the time in front of my house, people just blow by it like it's nothing.
Hm? I do on occasion. Not a lot don't worry. >>724872829
Yeah I'm letting it take effect and I'll drink more soon.
>id want juvias tits to stop me from dying..
> Tfw you will never be able to lick those juices off her...
That'll work too.
Well not with that attitude! Cmon, show them, you know you want to~. Yeah it's bullshit.
Little old lady
>Little old lady who?
I didn't know you could yodel
>. If i remember correctly they kinda get together in the end.
That sorta works for me, binge-watched the first couple episodes a few months ago and left off at the one where she's interviewing him in the park and he starts making inuendo to make her uncomfortable.
That is the plan. It is really nice. >>724873395
Not mixed but I do chase it. >>724873457
the internet love machine must shut down for necessary nightly maintenance, please take the absence to continue spreading love and happiness amongst each other
nothing is sweeter than all of you <3
hello glitch friend!
don't look sad like that please!
Juvia's tits are mine.
Go use hama's chest.
>there's defiantly enough there to use
No, they're my tits to enjoy and mine alone you pervert
I remember when i first got my license i did that but i stopped before anything happened
I just forgot to post an image.
Are you the Tomoko who just recently got drunk the first time?
Someone needs to post a good picture I can glitch. Eyes need to be wide and clearly visible.
Ah i loved that episode. It does get a bit depressing near the end but it works out well.
What brand vodka?
You are a lovely person. <3
Cmon~. Just a peek? What if we made a trade~? Shit i still need to get my licence.
>It does get a bit depressing near the end
Oh god how, it's already depressingly close to home other than I discovered porn much earlier than the MC.
Good shit, chase shots with orange crush for a fine evening
Hoenstly? No. Needs to be higher quality.
ohhh-Ohh-OH! Look who comes crawling for free handouts when it's convenient ;)
That's not bad. You need to find some orange juice to mix with it.
I know, but i don't want to spoil it for you. Lets just say the idea of suicide comes up a few times.
Shit. how about this?
Best is to drink it straight, then eat something after.
Anything but orange juice. Makes it taste like orange peels.
>Lets just say the idea of suicide comes up a few times
I asked you earlier, dont give me that shit
Maybe next time.
But screwdrivers are delicious and simple!
Yeah, that show hits pretty hard in many places...
I honestly don't remember. When I'm done making Mugi meme's I'll see what I can do.
No. Orange peels taste like shit.
I'm not too hungry. Guess I could try.
Time for sleep and cuddling with juvia now. Nighty night
You annoy me.
You refuse to engage in the spirit of the thread, and instead actively berate people who do, calling them avatarfags.
You literally have a copy paste of 'memes' for your first post.
You don't bother posting pictures. On an imageboard.
You intentionally drag down the quality of the thread.
Why would i be nice?
Drinking is bad for you. Repent and find God
See I think you told me this before but I was a lot more you know.
Being nice is the carrot in the game of social interactions.
Being mean is the stick.
You only get the carrot as a reward. Understand?
Well hello there cutie~.
Do one for me.
To each thier own i suppose.
Oh my. Goodnight Juvia.
>you annoy me
>berate people who do
i don't see how calling people avatarfags is berating them
>you literally have a copy paste of 'memes' for your first post
>you don't bother posting pics
i post at least one pic a thread -_-
>you intentionally drag down the quality of the thread
it wasn't very high to begin with tbh
Whisky right now. >>724877313
Hi friend how are you?
>No. Orange peels taste like shit.
I hate eating bits of onion, any small crunch is terrible to me. I still enjoy onion powder as a seasoning though. Just saiyan.
It's not bad. It's becoming my favorite.
Avatarfag is an insult. Regardless of if you choose to view it as such or not.
The picture you generally post is not really a picture. Not one anybody wants to see, anyways.
Just because the quality isn't very high doesn't mean you should kick it lower.
And i'm sure you comprehend just fine.
You're not an idiot. Just a faggot.
We have a lot of rum. I like the whisky though. No need to chase it
>obscene amounts of koolaid and sugar
Do you drink it straight?
I was 18, and we're a typically poor area. Tastes alright, actually.
No you don't.
Either that or you're suffering from some extreme conative dissonance because you actively confirmed and denied that you're making the thread worse in the span of two posts.
Whiskey's not bad, just not a fan of Jack.
That I am. Still congested but fine overall. I'm having a nice night.>>724878236
Yeah. I think it's fine. >>724878454
Guess what I'm drinking?
Ahoy, if you are who I assume you are
No they're not.
Again, you're not an idiot, just a faggot.
I had some ups and downs today but Im ready for it to be over and get on with the movie
It's best like that.
Next time you drink vodka you should have something to eat with it and then you shouldn't switch between drinks like that.
>Got a 63% on the last math test
Damn, and here I thought I was going to leave this class with an A-. I've still got plenty of wiggle room, but that's quite a blow.
I'm not feeling well.
Also, Shizuru isn't a very popular character and i feel like posting other pictures than my usual 20 or so.
Go to the middle east and Deus Vult some ISIS fucks. Everybody wins.
That's good, i hope you enjoy the movie! It's been a pretty shit day for me but now i have a cutie to talk to so it's a litttle better~.
Well I have an 85% over all now with only two tests left to go so it can't be that bad.
Yeah. It's pretty alright to me. >>724878745
Hey that's not good. You need to relax and think about something else. Come on you don't really want that.
Indeed, just a spoon full of Hananko helps the whole world go down
It didn't seem that good. I guess it's just a taste you get. >>724879068
Hello! How are you?
Did you just wake up? Did you sleep well?
Hiya! How are you?
But it's 11:40 PM here!
Whatcha been up to?
Drink it ice cold.
It's been a while since i've had it, maybe i'd like it better now.
Mmm i'd prefer a mouthful of Yuno~.
Filling belly up with grilled chicken and sausage, you, its all good
I'm getting drunk and watching a movie. >>724879446
I'll give it a go next time I think I'm done after this cup of whiskey. >>724879493
Never know till you try.
Hey Saya~ How's your day been?
Oh gosh, that sounds really good..I'm pretty hungry..
I'm good, you?
I missed you too :o
Know the just because i'm feeling well enough to not voice these opinions doesn't mean i'm not thinking them.
But it's 10:45 AM here!
How are you?
Sounds like fun! What movie?
That's no good...
Hey! How's DS2 going, and how did the cheap vodka go?
Me either, I might have to get to bed early tonight...
In that case, rather than use time language..Hello!