Why aren't you doing this right now /b/?

oh ffs, lets sed who does it this this time

Because I've been on this shitty board long enough to know what bleach and ammonia do with each other.

Brb doing this

>>724861118
>what bleach and ammonia do with each other
Create awesomeness? Hell yeah!

It's common knowledge that ammonia and bleach create mustard gas when combined. Nobody should fall for this.

>>724861118

What do you mean, they make beautiful crystals!

>>724861118
It doesn't even need that, all it needs is a basic understanding of chemistry

Literally anyone with half a brain stem knows that's how you make mustard gas.

Even me, and I admittedly have a long track record of being tricked/fooled easily.

>>724861388
It makes chloramine gas, not mustard gas

Can I drink the bleach?

>>724862211

It's obligatory, otherwise your crystals won't be as good as they can be.

>>724862289
Where the fuck do I get the ammonia tho?

>>724861388
Sulfur mustard is more difficult to create than that, and the precursors are regulated. If you knew anything about chemistry you'd realize that bleach (NaClO) and Ammonium Hyroxide (NH4OH) doesn't even contain sulfur

>>724861506
Lol what a retard mustard gas is made with mustard hence the name

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>>724861388
>>724861388
>>724861388
shut the fuck up trolls, i made tons of this for years and sell it on our souvenir shop

>>724862398
Boil your pee

>>724862884
Don't have to pee right now.

>>724862398
your local hardware store should sell them

>>724863055
Fuck that I'm not going outside right now it's raining hard.

>>724860836
We aren't doing this because this happened once already. I'm a newfag and even I know how this is gonna go. Though others might not.

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>>724863354

What the fuck is this? It's just making my eyes hurt. What the fuck dis I do wrong?

>>724863474

Post pics so we can see where you fucked up

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>>724863474
stop watching so much porn and trap thread

>>724863446
Ah yes. The classic Triforce. I remember my friend sent photos of a thread to me showing how many people failed. RIP MSN Messenger

>>724863619
HEY! Thats my thing. Get out!

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>>724863640

>>724863767
Noice.

>>724863696
fuck off sandnigger, that guy McFucked up his eyes browsing 4chan 24/7

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>>724863564
Can't see shit dude, I can't even fucking breathe I'm outside now fucking wet Cuz of the rain outside. Fuck I want to go back inside.

>>724863881
I McFuck myself in panties. fuck off goat fucker

>>724863975
jesus McFucking Christ, do something nice at once, show that guy how to do it correctly

>>724863958
YOU FUCKING RETARD. WHY WOULD YOU ACTUALLY FUCKING DO THAT SHIT

>>724863958

Post pic of eyes

>>724864092
Didn't have shit to do and high as fuck my dude. I just wanted some dope red and purple crystals to start forming.

>>724864085
How to do what, McFuck yourself? Its simple. Take a dildo, get some lube, put on panties, pull the shit down, make sure you also have your shimekaze-kun outfit, and ride.

>>724863958
Your christals should be ready by now, go check'em

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>>724864220
Mcdafuq

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>>724864176
Alright don't make fun I had to really open them to fucking see anything. Plus I'm high atm. Shit really hurts too.

>>724864236
>christals
cringe

>>724864216
If you're high as fuck, then 1, why are you browsing 4chan, let alone /b/, and following instructions from a board that got teens to cut themselves for bieber, blew up thousands up people's phones, and made a 13 year old girl send nudie pics and turn into a cam girl.

HOLY SHIT IT WORKS :DDDD

>>724864499
*crystals, my bad dawg

>>724860836
Considering that there are plenty of fucking retards on the internet, I wonder how many have actually tried this.

>>724864499
Nice dubs my dude
>>724864499
>If you're high as fuck, then 1, why are you browsing 4chan
It's fun nigga and I'm lonely.
and following instructions from a board that got teens to cut themselves for bieber,
Kek
blew up thousands up people's phones,
I was part of that kek
and made a 13 year old girl send nudie pics and turn into a cam girl.
I don't know about that but sounds funny.

>>724864487
Your fucking Rekt dude. Go to the hospital. The "crystals" are poison.

>>724864632
Anon, you are 500 posts too late.

>>724864705

Look 5 or so replies above you.

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>>724864487
your doing it wrong, now check tha crystal see if it works and post picture

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>>724864487

I miss the times when people actually did this, but hell, have a Nip for trying

>>724864750
Nah quit playing lol its not that bad I'll be able to see in a few hours.
>>724864828
Dude fuck you I'm really hurt here like really hurt, this fucking hurts.

>>724864735
Her name was Loli-chan. She posted pics on here after a friend from Gaia??? Online said she should try it. They warned her, but she didn't listen. After she posted a picture, a couple of men started showing up and her parents fucking banned her. She did post videos tho.

>>724865094
She's a cam girl now, anon. You can find her on Chansluts,

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>>724864972
if it success, sell the crystal for moneh

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>>724860836
Grow amazing (You)s in minutes!
What you will need:
>copypaste of old meme
>bleach and ammonia in the same list of ingredients
>4chan
>some retards to fall for this bullshit yet again even though this has been copypasta'd too many times
>editing software
Instructions:
1. Take some pictures of cool crystals and collage them in next to a list of instructions.
2. Put a bunch of retarded ingredients and bleach and ammonia.
3. Put in retarded comment on why the other anons are doing this cool shit!
4. Wait for the FBI to knock on your door
5. Profit!! awesome (You)s!!!

>>724864487
enjoy your slow and agonizing death by mustard gas

exactly what i said, >>724866043

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>>724866043

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>>724866255
You realize he's baiting you, right retard? Learn to image search you autist.

>>724864487
Real or not, go to the hospital. You're gonna die.

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4chan really is dead, isn't it?

hey, peeps. I'm a crossdressing 12 year old, want any pics? I want to be the new Loli-chan

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Anyone who just blindly does something the internet told him to do without checking deserves everything they get. Like those idiots that actually believed their iPhones would charge in the microwave.

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>>724867870

Sharpie

>>724860836

because we were pulling this shit 10 years ago you stupid jackass.

>>724861388
>mustard gas
You're retarded, this just produces chlorine.

>>724861118

try bleach and 6mol HCl. faster, cheaper and more effective.

a good source of HCl is toilet cleaner.

>>724868107
Wait i can charge my IPhone in an microwave?

>>724868191
Sorry sir,,,but its not a good idea. I've been sick recently, and...yeah. What goes in must come out,

>>724868258
>Implying there's anyone left here but redditcucks and other oldfag wannabes
>Implying you'll ever have as much fun as some of us did 10 years ago
>Implying that internet isn't a cesspool of shit nowadays
>Implying 4chan isn't dead

It's a sad day to be alive...

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>>724868493

Fag copies post from like 5 years ago

>>724868710
Fine...will a dry erase marker do?

>>724868844
>implying that there's anything new on /b/ nowadays

>>724868632
Oh sorry mister, i meant "a microwave"

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>>724867870

>>724869050
alright, here it is.
FUUUUUUCCKKK YOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUU

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>>724868895