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When I was 6 years old, my sister was half my age. I'm

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When I was 6 years old, my sister was half my age.

I'm 26 years old, how old is my sister now?

Let's see you bitches do some maths.
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she is now 23
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She's 23, you dumb cuck.
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65 years old anon....
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Old enough
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52
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>>724854504
>>724854549
26 / 2 = 13 retards
google it if you don't believe me
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She's 20 nigger
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>>724854429
39, if you're doing some kind of stupid wordplay. Otherwise it's 23. Was this supposed to be interesting?
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Potato
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>>724854676
My nigga over here got the right answer.
It's why I've been banging her since I was 9.

Peace out, bitches.
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>>724854429
She's legal
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23 is a nice number to think about
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>>724854429
Half your age, so she's 13. wtf duh. Next.
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>>724854429
A first grader could do this.

When you were 6, if she was half your age she was 3.
That means she is 3 years younger than you.
26 - 3 = 23
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>>724854713
Are you fucking retarded
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>>724854429
This is gonna turn into "I fucked my sister" threads anit it?
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holy shit has this actually sparked a conversation?
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>>724855275
>>724854896
Already did Anon.
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>>724854429

If you're just talking regular language, she is 23 now.

If you mean to imply that when you were six, she was half of your 'current' age, that would have made her 13 and therefore (20 years later) 33.
Anything else requires word play too far fetched to be feasible.
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>>724854429
She's 23, for fucks sake man. Did you honestly thought that was a good problem? Like. Fuck. How retarded can you be? And you come here all like "let's see you bitches do some maths" fuck off faggot. What do you take me for? a fucking 5 year old? Of course anyone with at least half a brain could solve some easy ass problem like that. Think about something better next time you cunt. Seriously just picturing you comig up with this shitty question makes me angry, you problably took several minutes asking to yourself: "What would be a good mathematial problem to ask /b/ to solve?". But you come up with that kindergarden shit. Fuck you, you should think about a way to fucking kill yourself instead you fucking retarded nigger.
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>>724854896
/thread
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>>724855471
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>>724855193
Wrong dumbfuck. Key word is half. Half of 6 is 3. Half of 26 is 13. Are you actually retarded?
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>>724854429
13
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>>724854429
legal

now post her you colossal faggot
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Holy shit, I know that /b/tards are idiots, but I didn't know it was THIS bad.
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>>724854429
23, faggot.

BAIT HARDER
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>>724855842
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What if OP has two sisters and he meant the one who wasn't half his age when he was 6?
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>>724854429
Your sister is too old now, 13 is too fucking old.
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>>724856007
>>724855842
>>724855093
>>724854713
Do people fucking age in Benjamin Button years now or some shit? Seriously, don't breed.
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>>724854429
23, did you fuck her yet?
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>>724855193
GENIUS FUCKING GUY HERE. WOW YOU SURE KNOW MATH. GEE WIZ, YOUR'RE PROBABLY THE SMARTEST KID IN YOUR CLASS. DO YOU HAVE A MASTERS DEGREE?
YOU, SIR, ARE A FUCKING RETARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Go back to whichever cancer site u are from
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>>724856191
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>>724855471
>mathematial
Lol it's from a video you autist, you just got trolled
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23 or 35
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>>724856833
35 because obie could have been referring to his current age, making her 7 years older.

7 + 28 = 35
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is it summer already..?
ffs.
look at all these replies.
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first result i came up with was 13 and im not ashamed to admit it
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>>724854429
Depending on what month, she could be 22/23/24

The "correct" answer is 23, but it really depends on who has their birthday first and whether or not both birthdays have passed in the current year.
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>>724857544
release that dog now
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>>724856981

>7 + 28
>28
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>my sister and I are only three years apart
>we still havent fucked yet
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>>724854713
OP is right, you dun goofed
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right, lets see how smart yall really are. i found this in a calculus textbook from the 70's i had lying around. find the integral
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>>724857692
make me
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>>724858109
-3x = sin^(3x)dx
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>>724858169
u gonna take that back kid
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>>724854713
>>724855093
>>724856007

please die
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>>724858583
look at its peepee! aww
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>>724854429
She's 13 now stop making /b/ show it's autism go to /r9k/ for triggering autism.
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>>724858791
massive semental dick*
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>>724854429
23 i hope everyones kidding
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>>724858485
lmao your fucked now the texbook only has answers to odd numbered problems
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>>724854429
Was going to post an inappropriate comment of how your sister is of age to have consensual sex but I couldn't think of one
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>>724859172
well the textbook is more for your reference. I know i'm right. but thats a bummer lol
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