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>enter your living room >see this What do you do?

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>enter your living room
>see this
What do you do?
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Give her some eggs
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Wonder why these threads don't die already
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Ask her how a black woman can have zero ass.
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>>724837503
Wonder how the fuck my ex got into my flat
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>>724837503
Lynch
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>>724837503
tell her that she isn't sitting in the chair correctly
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always wanted to try a black girl.
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the macarena
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MOON MAN, WHERE ARE YOU?
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1. Check to see if she's OK.

2. If so, give her a slow back rub. Take it from there.
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Vanilla pole in chocolate hole.
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Wonder what happened to my nice hardwood floors and leather furniture
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>>724837503
Sell that shit to a pimp before the drugs wear off
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turn 365 degrees and walk away
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call the police
a nigger just broke into my home
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>>724837503
leave because im clearly in the wrong living room. Yellow carpet is disgusting
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>>724837503
Kick that nigger out of my house
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>>724837503

make a biracial baby
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Go buy upholstery cleaner.
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fix the mis-aligned seam in the carpet. it destroys the pattern and throws the whole room off.
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>>724838588
Kek
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>>724839012
That's all i can see now.
And it isn't even just a little bit off, It's a fucking country mile away. It's like they didn't even try.

i'm going to be sick.
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Unlike the rest of the faggots in this thread
I'd drop my weighted pants while sqeezing my penis pump for a fast erection, then I'd take out the dildo I had with me to tease her for a while. The next logical step would be to massage her back to calm her down and then fuck her senseless
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>>724839343
>>the dildo I had with me
You mean up your arse, you raging faggot.
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Bite/ kiss feet
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>>724837885
Here, nigger.
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>>724837503
Throw it out. It's clearly gone bad and started rotting.
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>>724837503
ram that sweet BLACK ASS, NIGGA!!!!!
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>>724839430
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>>724839430
kek
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>>724837503
Take a picture and make a post about it on /b/ cos i am to much of a faggot to fuck her
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Moonman Moonman, is that a scrotum I see,
or is this board straight as used to be?
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A reality check
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>>724837503
Walk the dinosaur?
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>>724837503
Get your blu waffle off my antique chair,
you vicious blackamoor!
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>>724837503
GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU FUCKING NIGGER
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Wonder when I got such nice curtains
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Call 911 im being robbed good thing the thing hasnt taken anything yet
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>>724837503
I would enter the coon, then slit her throat just as I'm about to cum. Feels good man.
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>>724837503
"dear God, you leave the house few minutes and niggers come in"
I'd call the police.
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>>724837503
perfect ass... none of that fat mess...
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>>724841530
>>724841530
>then slit her throat
When serial killing and raping young boys in the butt isn't enough. Such a patently white thing to say.
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>>724837503
I'd give her the D
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>>724837551
underrated post
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>>724837503
i'd get in and pound away!
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>>724837503
Replace my gross ass 70s carpeting and furniture
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I'd shove her head up her ass and fuck her face...

The Dick Buttkiss.

Also, dubs
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COLONIZE
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>>724837503
give my cum inside her pussy, pregnating her
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Shoot the nigger.
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smell that cunt
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>>724837846
haha kill yourself
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Call animal control
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>>724837503
Have a heart attack that a female has not only acknowledgedged my existence but has also presented herself to me sexually. Even if I survived the shock I would turn into a neckbeaRd who believes the world is the matrix because this shit would never happen in the real world unless the girls a hooker you paid for services.
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Pump her rectum full of semen then kille her because I don't want anyone to find out I fucked a nigger.
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>>724837503
Call pestcontroll
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Send her back to the field where she belongs
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Turn 360 degrees and lick.
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>>724837503
Impregnate
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Kick that muh poosie for a field goal.
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>>724837503
Probably assume my roommate has a girl over for once. Congratulate him on getting pussy for the first time in years but ask him to keep it in the bedroom. Then probably play Diablo III because I'm a faggot and have no interested cock socks.
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>>724842030
ayyo thats a clit
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Wow my living room is ugly.
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Call ASPCA
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>>724837503
Nice smooth pussy and skin.
Not obese like typical american negroes.
Long hair and face is recognizable as human.
I would go full colonialism on her and spurt some white master seed into her.
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Wonder who took a Shit on my chair
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>>724837551
explain?
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>>724837551
nono, women have eggs, men have sperm. I hope I didnt insult your transgender feelings
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>>724837503
Try to figure out who left part of my antique farm equipment collection in the living room.
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>>724847623
No he just thinks she needs eggs for a cake
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>>724837503
i get my whip, who let this uppity nigger out of my cotton fields??
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>>724837503
Call animal control to take the ape back where it belongs
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>>724837551
make her eat all of them
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Well i got this every day for 4 month,did a lot of vids, dont try , i changed insta Name ^^ , i really enjoyd the shinny black pussy look, licked the pink inside ;3 sniffed, fapped,fucked , she is from togo :D skinny blacks are sexy asf
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>>724842030
U mean ur Thumb
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>>724837503
Call the police so she can be returned to her rightful owner
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>>724837503
either the nigger or the carpet has to go.
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>>724841940
fuck off nigger, we arent impressed
we're gonna figure out who taught you how to write and lynch you both
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>>724847050
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In this 4 months i really enjoyed to be white =D
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>>724837503
Just... nah.
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Bitch knew who is ruler =D
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>>724837503
remind myself to stop putting these things off until morning, and grab the hacksaw and lye
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>>724837503
wonder why i'm living in a hotel
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>>724837503
*unzips*
Wash these, Tituba!!
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kick that black "thing" out of my house!..

absolutely disgusting, black pussy! only pure pink from full plate white skin do it for me!

white supremacy!

1/5
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>>724849844
2/5
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>>724849933
3/5
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I would help her finish moving the chair, then I would invite her to stay and relax.
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>>724837503
Fuck her in her poop hole. Skinny, sexy and black, sign me up.
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>>724850012
4/5
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I'd Cum in that bitch
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It's probably my friends pranking me again, leaving a naked nigger in my house trying to give me the AIDS. They're always trying to give me the AIDS.
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>>724850146
5/5

enjoy the pure white supremacy!
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Call the police!!!
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>>724837503
I call animal control
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>>724837503
thank mom for the gift
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>>724837551
top kek
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>>724850565
ffs why do girls do this
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>>724850310
>>724850146
>>724850012
>>724849933
>>724849844

i guarantee you all these chicks love black dick
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>>724837503
return her to her owner
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>>724837503
Shoot 5 in the back, 1 at the head, then shout "stop resisting!!", as is proper. Call 911, clean gun, hand it to my daughter and tell her to guard the nigger, go to the nearest applebees , have a few margaritas, a burger, and contemplate life.
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>Cuck threads are getting stale and no longer getting a rise out of people

>Go to nigress threads
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>>724837503
that´s plain disgusting! kill it with fire!
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>>724837503
Beat that bitch until she apologizes for covering up my beautiful hardwood floors with that ugly-ass carpet.
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>>724853513
It's not about getting a rise - it's about social engineering.

You guys really think these trap/BBC/cuck threads are always on the front pages? There is an agenda for your mind.
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>>724838729
you disgusting pig!
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>>724837551

It's give her a bowl of eggs, faggot.
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>>724838044
Beta fag detected
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>>724842030
Holy shit ... this actually conjures up some sympathy in me. That's fucking fucked up.
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>>724854565
>trap/cuck threads

While it seems like it's social engineering, why are only sites like 4chan targeted?

And why is it this weird combo of intense racism/misogyny and ultra faggotry?
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>>724837503
I always wondered what monkey tastes like
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>>724837503
This thread again...
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>>724842030
Lower case I assume,
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>>724837503
Check to see what's been stolen
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>>724842030
FTM transgender?
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>>724837503
lick that ass just b4 fucking the shit out of her. That is some sweet black ass, don't matter what color.
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>all these closet fags that wouldn't fuck a sweet black ass

keklel
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