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>wake up >look in mirror >see this >wat do

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>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do
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>>724831341
masturbate and play with those titties
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>>724831711
/thread
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>>724831341
kill myself for being retarded looking
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>>724831711
dubs of truth
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I'd probably be insecure as fuck and start whining and crying. Woman are fucking nuts
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>>724831341
call mods
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>>724831341
re-alphabetize books
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>>724831341
Ask her why her left tit hangs a little lower than the the other tit. duh.
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>>724831341
Go outside, fuck with someone, demand him for rape and be rich
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>>724831341
you stole this image from me faggot fuck you i had that are traps gay thread
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Fingerself. Get girly clothes, head out to town and get pissed and fucked.
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>>724832184
Wizard detected
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kid looks like shes about 10, probs play with them tig ol bitties
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>>724832184
Son, you might be legit retarded.
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>>724831341
try to suck my own boobs
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>>724831341
become a lesbian
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>>724831341
drop to my knees and begin sucking any cock that gets near my face

just like every other day
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finally I can go in the bathroom with my sister
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>>724833392
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>>724833392
obviously yiu'd need her to show yoiu how it all works
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>>724831341
Go get some quality cock. So the usual.
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>>724831341
turn 360° and run away
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>>724835875
>inb4 360 is same direction retard
>inb4 haha i was onley troleing u
>inb4 no i troled U with doubletrole reverse
>inb4 faggotry
>inb4 faggotry everywhere
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>>724831341
turn 1541° and walk into the door frame
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>>724833015
There are no openly gay bros where I live. All I want is to 69 with a normal 20 year old guy like me.
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"I'm gonna be RICH!"
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>>724831341
Thank God
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>>724832165
underrated comment
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>wat do
Fuck myself, that's wat.
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>>724831341
order a bunch of dildos, try shit out, see what it feels like
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get blacked
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>>724831341
wake up
see this
wonder where did 25% of my paycheck go.
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>>724837456
>paycheck
>allowance

Fix'd that for you.
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call up 3 female friends and try to seduce them with lesbian sex
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>>724838576
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>>724838576
>3 female friends
>/b/
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got a name or is that some rando?
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TITTAYS!
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>>724839021
oh ffs you lonely tard
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>>724831341
Put on a shirt
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>>724831341
>call exorcist
>exorcise my mirror
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>>724839099
that's not an answer
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>>724839738
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>>724831341
Anyone have more of her? She's fucking perfect.
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>>724839802
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>>724839832
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>>724839802
so it's some rando, I see
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>>724839835
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>>724839879
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>>724839923
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>>724839021
>>724839738
>>724839832
>>724839879
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>>724840013
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>>724840013
wow you're really 1337, can you show me your ways
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>>724840208
>german

That explains so much, you lonely, humorless, uncircumcised, marzipan-spitting, obnoxiously loud piss fetishist.
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>>724840417
hey you fuckhead, don't insult my marzipan
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>>724831341
ask my girlfriend if she likes pussy and wants to be lesbian with me now
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>>724831341
>compliment her monkeyface
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>>724840504
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>>724831341
what is her name she isperfect
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