>wake up
>look in mirror
>see this
>wat do
>>724831341
masturbate and play with those titties
>>724831711
/thread
>>724831341
kill myself for being retarded looking
>>724831711
dubs of truth
I'd probably be insecure as fuck and start whining and crying. Woman are fucking nuts
>>724831341
call mods
>>724831341
re-alphabetize books
>>724831341
Ask her why her left tit hangs a little lower than the the other tit. duh.
>>724831341
Go outside, fuck with someone, demand him for rape and be rich
>>724831341
you stole this image from me faggot fuck you i had that are traps gay thread
Fingerself. Get girly clothes, head out to town and get pissed and fucked.
>>724832184
Wizard detected
kid looks like shes about 10, probs play with them tig ol bitties
>>724832184
Son, you might be legit retarded.
>>724831341
try to suck my own boobs
>>724831341
become a lesbian
>>724831341
drop to my knees and begin sucking any cock that gets near my face
just like every other day
finally I can go in the bathroom with my sister
>>724833392
>>724833392
obviously yiu'd need her to show yoiu how it all works
>>724831341
Go get some quality cock. So the usual.
>>724831341
turn 360° and run away
>>724835875
>inb4 360 is same direction retard
>inb4 haha i was onley troleing u
>inb4 no i troled U with doubletrole reverse
>inb4 faggotry
>inb4 faggotry everywhere
>>724831341
turn 1541° and walk into the door frame
>>724833015
There are no openly gay bros where I live. All I want is to 69 with a normal 20 year old guy like me.
"I'm gonna be RICH!"
>>724831341
Thank God
>>724832165
underrated comment
>wat do
Fuck myself, that's wat.
>>724831341
order a bunch of dildos, try shit out, see what it feels like
get blacked
>>724831341
wake up
see this
wonder where did 25% of my paycheck go.
>>724837456
>paycheck
>allowance
Fix'd that for you.
call up 3 female friends and try to seduce them with lesbian sex
>>724838576
>3 female friends
>/b/
got a name or is that some rando?
TITTAYS!
>>724839021
oh ffs you lonely tard
>>724831341
Put on a shirt
>>724831341
>call exorcist
>exorcise my mirror
>>724839099
that's not an answer
>>724831341
Anyone have more of her? She's fucking perfect.
>>724839802
so it's some rando, I see
>>724840013
wow you're really 1337, can you show me your ways
>>724840208
>german
That explains so much, you lonely, humorless, uncircumcised, marzipan-spitting, obnoxiously loud piss fetishist.
>>724840417
hey you fuckhead, don't insult my marzipan
>>724831341
ask my girlfriend if she likes pussy and wants to be lesbian with me now
>>724831341
>compliment her monkeyface
>>724831341
what is her name she isperfect