Get a superpower, anons below you change it Cont. The ability

>>724817960
You die, because everyone will be happier with you dead.

>>724818092
i wouldn't have said it better

>>724817960
Ability to summon fried chicken at will

Ability to convert sunlight to THC

>>724819824
You also summon a stereotypical black person who fights you for it.

the chicken comes with a loud ass nigga wavin a gun in ur face.

>>724819824
>Ability to instantly get cucked, at any time and at any location.

>>724819920
This applies to all light and conversion is 4g/min of light.

>>724819824
Immediately go to war with the guy that can produce watermelons at will

>>724820110
Shit. Now I am too stoned to continue. Well done

The ability to survive in the vacuum of space

>>724820310
You are immortal and are flung into the vacuum of space.

>>724820310
The vacuum you survive in is manufactured by Dyson

>>724820374
that is my biggest fear

I can switch bodies at will.

>>724820796
you die instantly

>>724820865
Wow, how creative.

>>724820796
Planetary bodies, and you can't bring anything along with you.

the ability to instantly give someone else a mild hangover

>>724821117
Worth

>>724821223
You suffer the same effects.Permanently.
It stacks.

Everyone believes the lies I tell.

>>724821574
you die instantly

Ability to ejaculate gold nuggets

>>724821678
you die instantly

you can wipe the memory of someone for the past hour

>>724821574
You believe every lie told to you too.

>>724821751
you die instantly

>>724821574
You have to recite the North Korean anthem right after the lie

You turn invisible and visibile again at random

>>724820405
Underrated post

Ability to never die instantly

>>724821907
Only when alone and in the dark.

The ability to leap tall buildings in a single bound

>>724822182
you die instantly

>>724822126
You die instantly

>>724822126
you die over the course of a few moments

>>724822182
No immunity to the impact on the other side.

>>724817960
I have the ability of making girls cum savagely with my massive penis

>>724821678
they turn into chicken nuggets once they are out of your body

>>724822710
You get the gay

>>724821751
you can't wipe your ass for a week

ability to suck a log of shit from Andy Sixx's asshole

>>724822710
Only works if you have a massive cock inserted in your ass.

>>724822126
You get cancer. It spreads quickly, but after ten long years of chemo, surgery and the support of your loved ones, you barely survive, down an organ or two. Everything seems good. You get back to work and feel almost as strong as before. But on the 8th birthday of your daughter you cough up blood. A lot of it. Everyone rushes to the hospital with you. The cancer is back. It's everywhere. You want to give up, but you fight anyway, for your family. The doctors gave you two years tops. It became ten. Ten long years of pain and suffering and loss of any dignity. Finally you convince your family that you stop treatment. They give you morphine, but you have built a tolerance long ago. It takes three days and three nights and you finally pass.

The ability to have my eyes zoom in to telescope levels at will
Only a regular telescope, no Hubble shit

>>724823001
We missed you faggot. Also only if Andy has diarrhea.

>>724822710
All contraceptives of you and your partners fail. Always.

>>724823115
You have literal telescopes for eyes.

>>724821907
But your dick falls off

Hot girls find me irresistible.

I have literally all fetishes and sexual preferences.

You became omnipotent.

>>724823631
You have no genitals of any kind and feel nothing physically.

>>724817960
>>724817960

this is called clinical depression

>>724823612
but you find swarthy Indian men irresistable

>>724823612
...in a cannibal sort of way.

>>724823612
But you're gay and repulsed by vagina

>>724823631
But nobody acknowledges your existence

>>724823680
but are so depressed you don't use your power

>>724823680
But you become a down syndrome teenager

>>724823729
Still have a bunch left. That's the beauty of it.

>>724823680
And lose all memory and ability to form new memories.

>>724822182
But you're single now, got no ring on your finger now

The power of being normal

>>724823771
>But nobody acknowledges your existence
Sounds like a fetish to me.

>>724824028
Fucking granted. You are now the most basic bitch on the planet.