ITT: Act like a newfag as humanly possible

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>>724807742

>>724807742
as much as*

there you go, friend :)

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nice triforce @724808141

Guys, where can i create a 4chan account?

What is wrong with the captcha every time xD

>>724807742
I like 9gagp

>>724808230
Fucking KEK M8!!

brofist xD!

someone post CP whomever gets triggered is a newfag

>>724807742
Guys don't be racist. Black people are equal to white people.

@724807742 How do I sign up?

whats an op

>>724807742
What if you are a newfag? Also
>>724808248
are you implying there is a way to not do this captcha every time? I spend ten minutes every time I want to post fighting with it. They say you can skip it, but when I try to skip it the captcha just fails and I have to do it all over. Oh, then there are the next captchas so after you finish one you get the fun of doing another :\

>>724808556
You guys are rude, you need to stop calling others a faggot or I'll call an admin.

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/triforce

>>724808866
What do these triangles mean? I thought they are images but I can't click them. Also, why can't I use trips?!?

>>724807742

Who is Moot?

>>724809062
Moot is the admin.

>>724807742
Nice dubs.

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>>724807742
Listen, guys, I know this is a thread where you act like a newfag. But the problem is I am actually one and need help. As you want newbish behavior, why won't you answer my questions?

@724808230
le XD

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>>724807742
Mates how do I make greentext? LOL

>>724809160
He didn't get dubs.

>>724809033

>>724808081
nice quads

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Triforce

>>724809306
trolld

>>724809299
You put a triangle going to the right to the left of the text and it automatically turns green! Very useful, I know :)

>>724807742
What's a newfag?

724807742
omg lol this thread

You guys copy Tumblr

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>>724809392
WTF. I am an actual newfag! They call me newfag man, for no matter how long I lurk here I always end up being newfag once more. I was around a day ago. I wasn't around before that as I had work to do, but I was here at some point last week. Acknowledge me for who I truly am!

Why do we have to do a captcha every time we post

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>>724809403
Many thanks to you friend. I like how nice people are here. God bless you

>>724809510
Wait, is that a newfag statement or is it not? I am really confused. This is worse than reddit's holes!

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Legit question /b/ros
How do you do spoilers on 4chan?

legit question from a newfag
how do i triforce?
>inb4 someone gets mad at me

Test

>>724809299
dubs

>>724809033
nice double xD

>>724809626
People indeed are quite nice here. This is the only place on the internet I am not the social reject but a social reject. Now if only /b/ could stop posting porn threads, it makes it hard to browse at work with that garbage.

>Tri scribe in englis. Vut gud englis.

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Hold the fuck up you can copy/paste triforces? I guess I am a newfag

>>724807742
I've heard about the famous hacker 4chan and how he get famous nudes. Where can I find him? I need him to help me ruin my boss life.

Se puede hablar en español?

>>724809647
[spoiler] You type spoiler tags like any other HTML tag [/spoiler]

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your all faggots

>>724807742
Source?

>>724809731
I am confused what a triforce is. I get what it is here... but why? Triforce to prove I am not a total newfag.
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ur all racist faggots

Aqui no hablamos en Taco.

>>724809826
Thanks! :D

>>724809251
Guys, I bought the 4chan pass and it won't let me view the image.
Do I have to refresh the page?

>>724810066
checked mate

>>724810019
This banana looks very funny, mind if I save it ?

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What's a newfag?

>>724810119
Taco taco le paco :)

>>724810019
Wow that's a cool banana, is it one of those new memes haha XD

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Can anyone tell me what this is?
> pic related

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>>724810153
Save it, it's all yours my friend ;-)

Guys, I've been here since 2014, I saw your memes on a Facebook page, but I still don't know how can i join ? Do I have to buy a pass to get a Tripcode ?

>>724810158
Wtf is that get out edgelord

>>724810335
They throw this garbage up in every YLYL thread. It gets really old fast.

Today i purchased a goldfish, i will now go tweet to the @4chan of his bowl.
#fishlivesmatter #neverforget
#trapsarentgay

>>724810373
I think you want to go to /soc/. They got Tripcodes there.

>>724810406
What's a ylyl?

im 14 and my parents dont understand me can anyone help me out ;cccc xDDD

>>724810335
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Newfags can't triforce.

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>>724810335
Have the newest meme my friend

>>724810355
how did you make those green letters ??

>>724810451
Twitter? Twitter sucks. All social media sucks. I mean, what a waste of time, just sitting there and talking to other people online.

>>724810519
Why are you telling me? I'm not a newbie, I've been here for a month!

>>724810483
You laugh you lose. I often send the pictures out to a random friend that thinks I am absolutely messed up. They usually lose contact with me after that though :\

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>>724810584
You first type a "meme arrow". It looks like this: ">"

Then you type whatever you want in green text.

> Like this

>>724810595
But what if all those peopke online are really androids impersonating people you think exist, the jews started it and the reptilians will finish it to usher in the reign of our cybernetic kek overlords.
H4!/_ 5474/\/

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>>724810355
Holy shit you don't know what these are!?!?

<bluetext

>>724807742
Who is a newfag?

>>724810830
All that was left of the aristocracy after the french revolution?

>>724810066
OP here, and sorry no source

how can i reply

what happaned to b, it used to bo such a good place 7 years back

>>724810488
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Wow, thanks for these tips :D

>>724810693
When are you considered not a newfag anymore?

>>724810990
You put @ in front of the letters on someones post :D

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see? easy!

im hacker

>>724811198
I actually don't know, olfdags will call anyone a newfag

>>724811333
Wow I got three threes in a row guys It must be kek haha am I right guys XD

>>724807742
>ctrl +f
>no porn thread
Wtf?

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>>724807742
i gues i'm a "newfag" but this site seems like a great place to promote my music, so you faggots can have this shit yo

youtubecom/user/nitroneonicman
facebookcom/thagreenraver/

fix the links obviously retards

>>724808240
On 4chan reddit

>>724808429
There is a loli thread that's good enough right?

Will I get arrested for being here?

>>724811333
Congrats, and you are quite right. Luckily you can easily blend among them and they don't realize it until you do something stupid. Then you just pretend to be someone different :P

ITT: Newfags acting like what they think newfags are

>>724811892
Sorry, at work with no speakers. Hope you get someone to help you.

You ppl are pathetic.
I've been browsing the chan for 20 years and I was there when the servers were uplinked.
Check your privilege, dumbos

>>724812111
I am not acting. I am just being myself... which is a newfag.

>>724811892
i think your website is down. this is what i got

>>724808725
No these people are more posh and have a jaitor who uses a moot to clear out the plebs.

>>724812335
wait how do i give my post an image 4chan?

>>724809101
He has a faithful gf and does not suck cocks for fun.

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>>724812399
nvm i found it

>>724809236
Lul lookit this fagget

>>724812519
What? Think you are high and mighty because you know 4chan inside and out?

go these memes are fucking funny!! xd
guys i gotta go ima bookmark it okay, hopefully more memes will be here in the morning.

>>724812472
Just like Telamon! Roblox ftw :D

>>724809875
You misspelt deus vult.

>>724812632
Don't worry, I will bump the thread for you :)

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Guys doing raids is wrong and illegal. Leave the poor girl alone!

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Suck it oldfaggots

>>724812711
You misspelt Deus Ex. Good game.

[text:green] > oldfag reporting in [text:green]

>>724812830
Another person from /v/? Sweet! I am the guy who has no idea what is going on and ended up getting banned there.

>>724808081
>Tries to correct someone's grammar
>Is still grammatically incorrect.

It should be "act like as much of a newfag as humanly possible" (if "newfag" is used as a noun), or "act as newfag as humanly possible" (if "newfag" is used as an adjective).

>>724812625
Whut did u just fucking say to me? I'm a highly trained spec ops marine with over 300 taliban kills I eat little faggits like you for breakfast.

%triforce

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>>724813033
You know, this thread reminds me of Walk Like an Egyptian. Now I want mummy images.

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>>724812836
Oh this guy?

>>724812194
oh come on. you post a thread for new people to get help and you can't even listen.

wow this deep web stuff is crazy I better not tell anyone on facebook about this

>>724813222
>A thousand ants march to meet your tri-force in battle. They decide to assume square formations to ensure they are not flanked from any side. Your rekt.
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>>724813360
I didn't post this thread. I refuse to as 4chan can track you if you post a thread.

>>724813468
Oh wow I see what you did there, that's so insightful.

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>>724812335
that website is old as fuck. just chuck the links with the dots before the coms in facebook and youtube you fucking morons. can't believe how unhelpful you pussies are

>>724813324
Sorry, I don't like anime.

>>724813484
How do you get the little fuckers to march forwards and not spass out walking around the place?

>>724813647
Then why are you on the internet?

>>724813607
I would if you had closed captions.

>>724813664
I have a picnic beside his tri-force.

How do i post a post?

>>724813718
Because I like talking to people? I just hate anime.

guys check out, if you do an arrow, it turns into a meme xD

>green meme arrow

kek xdd

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AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYLMAO

>>724813832
Clever but how do you find a triforce in the wild?

>>724813894
Why do you want to talk to these faggots? Go outside basement dwelling neckbeard.

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my friend Courtney thinks she's so smart, lets raid her myspace to troll her
> nothing can stop the 4chan army

>>724813948
Omg, I am in a spiderman thread. I feel so honored. I have a discord account devoted just to trolling people as spiderman.

>>724813965
I don't know what a tri-force even is beyond in this thread. Honestly, on all my time on /b/, I never saw one before :\

>>724814038
Why? Outside is honestly pretty boring from my perspective. Outside has the sun, which is hot. It has rain, which is uncomfortable. It also has bot flies. I wouldn't wish bot flies upon my worst enemies. All wars happen outside as well. Nah, I prefer my little abode.

>>724813753
wtf? what are you on about. go fuck yourself. i've got thousands of fucking subs and i'm more popular than you'll ever be

>>724814411
So your solution is to come to /b/ and insult me because I am unpopular on Youtube? You got me, I got less than 40 subscribers. Still don't really feel inferior when we both are posting on the same site. Not in it for the subs, just for the fun :)

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>>724814122
If we do she will become one of us.

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>>724814384
So what you really want is to kidnap someone and keep them in your basement to chat to so you don't have to go outside everytime to react?

>ddos this page please google.com

>>724814411
@THousands of subs

Wow you must be swimming in sandwiches.

>>724814896
not fucking sandwiches you fucking pussy

SUBSCRIBERS

>>724814819
Not exactly. I would want it consensual. Consensual waifus are the best.

>>724814989
Yeah your subs make you sandwiches like good women.

>>724815254
So consensually held in the basement?

>>724815733
oh, sorry, i didn't realise you were making a joke my bad

>>724807742
I have no idea how to use this forum. I made a post late last night then went to bed, hoping i would wake up to replies. But now i cant even find my original post XD

Any replies would be welcome.

>>724816760
Also, how so i set my avatar picture? I want it to be something cool like a dragon or a skeleton

>>724814694
I am superior. you're just a hater, like those fucks who keep disliking my tracks

so, whats going on with this german kid?

> :l

>>724808617
kek i can always sjkip its