>your girlfriend looks like this now What to do?

>>724789471
worship the belly

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>>724789471
"well, I guess I'm back to dating white women."

>>724789471
Salad

>>724789471
fuck her raw

id honestly be fine with it. that girl is actually hotter than the girl I'm dating now.

>>724789471
fuck her harder

>>724789471
Nice body, but holy fuckin shit she's ugly af. Butterface for sure.

I have a huge navel piercing fetish, so i'd cum like really fast

>>724789471
Eat her asshole

>>724789471
fuck er

>>724789471
Make her an appointment for the orthodontist.

I'd reinforce my bed.

They should make corsets with ropes and shit so you can help these fatties move around a little easier.

>>724789471
Sit back jack off while watching her take black cock while she gets black bred

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>>724789471
fix the face a bit. Then will talk

>>724789704

my nigga

Put my penis in the belly, of course.

>>724789821
*we'll

DON'T GRAMMAR SHAME ME

>>724789471
Mine actually does look like that...

So I'll probably head to /b and fap over traps and wwyd threads...

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>>724789704

Ask her if she wants to get fatter.

>>724790021
The truth is we the white boys cannot fuck like blacks

>>724790211

The purpose of the gym is really to buff up so one can satisfy big women.

>>724790211
You mean making monkey noises and eating bananas?
With a white piece of trash in the middle thinking we're jacking off to her but really we're just staring at our monkey brothers cocks and wishing they were inside our arses??

Nope.. you're right

fuck her

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>I have a girlfriend

I'd fuck her till she's potato

>>724789471
Can confirm, my hand does NOT look like that.

ex has a body almost exactly like this.

So i'd hatefuck her facialabuse style.

>>724789471
Make her dye her hair something darker. Blonde is a no-no

Sniff and worship her sweaty asshole and probably ask her to shit in my mouth.

>>724790812

I wouldn't go that far, but I'd smell her farts and watch her shit.

I'd just be glad someone likes me enough to be my gf

no problem with it if she doesnt gain more weight. had a fuckfriend of this size. pretty much the best sex i ever had. thin girls may look better with clothes but chubbys are more fun without clothes

>>724789471
Thank her for losing 30 lbs

>>724789471
Chubby, but still hot. Enough of that weight went to the right places and still pretty face.
6.5/10 would bang.

>>724790871

Seriously, she'd be hot with her ass on the pot. Legs spread and pooping big.

>>724790871
Honestly, I'm a scatfag, but I have to be kind of extremely horny before I want my GF to push her turd into my mouth. It also has to be a specific consistency or else it's too much for me.

We don't have a dom/sub dynamic or anything, we are just both perverts in the same way, into EFRO/mild scat. Our sex life is amazing.

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>>724791664
>>724790871

OMG are there multiple EFROfags/Scatfags in this bread??

pic related is my GF shitting.

>>724789471
Tell her I like her new hairstyle. The rest is just like before

>>724789471
Tell her she broke her promise to me, and her mother who died of diabetes, of not letting herself go then immediately break up cause she's very clearly not who i thought she was.

>>724789471
Wishing that I have a girlfriend

>>724791849

My impression of /b/ is that scatfags lurk hot women threads, and come out of hiding when enough scat-related posts appear.

>>724792419

Only problem is that our appearance inevitably ends threads.

>>724789471
What if I didn't have a girlfriend beforehand?

Do I have that girl as my girlfriend now?

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>>724792419
>>724793078
Truth, anon. I understand you, you're not alone!

>>724789471
get rid of gf

pretty much the same only bigger tits and blond hair
imokwiththis.jpg

>>724789471
>>724789471
Buy that tubby bitch some slim fast.

>>724789526

This.

>>724789534
This

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My gf looks a little like this already but not as big.

>pic related

>>724794861
great tits

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>>724795041
Thanks m8

>>724789471
Source?

Also, >implying that anyone on /b/ has a gf

>>724795428
Wel I wouldn't consider your mother my gf more like my fuck toy

>>724789471
>Fuck all those months of exercise and good diet are out the fucking window. Now I'm dating a landwhale.

>>724789471
I think it'd like my hand back. This seems a bit heavy for EDC.

>>724795173
any more?

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>>724795998
quality tits. ass is nice too. any of her pussy spread? also more ass. Thanks

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>>724796161
Don't have any Pussy on my phone. But I have some ass

>>724796340
please post what you have

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>>724796161
>>724796340

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>>724796379
That's all the ass I have sorry

>>724789617
This.

>>724789471
name?

>>724796426
appreciate what you shared. she has a great bod.

>>724789471
MY wife has that body type
225 lbs and dark haired

7/10 would recommend

>>724789471
>what do to
Be happy I have a gf now and make her suck on my donger while I shit talk in Minecraft servers

Keep fucking her but don't buy/pay for anything the relationship will run its course and I will get another chubby hoe

Fuck the shit out of her daily.

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>>724796623
Thanks bro

>>724796628
Jesus 225 I hope she is like 6'5

argument invalid

no girlfriend present

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>>724789471
Get a new, non-cetacean girlfriend.

>>724789875
that's not grammar that's a vocabulary problem.

>>724789471
Tell her to go on a bread less diet for a month to tighten her thick figure up. Then proceed to bang out the brains of her after losing 10 to 15 pounds gg.

So guys, would you smell her farts?

>>724789471
Move to mexico.

>>724789617
this

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Bend her over and fuck her ass

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Cry

Fuck the shit out of her!!! Girls like that can go the distance!!

24/7 sex

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>>724789471
not really an upgrade or a downgrade

Same thing I do with my GF everyday.

Ignore her.
Work.
Jerk off.
Go to sleep.

Shitting is the new pissing, everyone does it.

send her to /fit

>>724801246

I want to see her dump on a toilet, while moaning like a slut.

>>724789471
Ghost. Go back being a monk.

>>724789471
she looks good, chubby women are okay, lick her ass and pussy and she will love you for it

>>724801304

Who would promptly masturbate to her, declaring "THICK!"

(The whole point of a man going to the gym is so he can fuck a fat woman anyway)

I really wish this was the white male standard of beauty for white chicks, instead of that horrifying pro-ana look.

>>724793383
Do hot girls like above even do scat porn

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>>724789471
She already does, so I guess jizz on her?