Polish dude here, tell me what do you know about my country and shit.

>>724787358
stolen car radios

>>724787358
you mean England?

Cucked by hitler

Kurwa

>>724787358
one of few remaining european countries not inviting arab invaders with open arms.
i wouldnt go to france. i wouldnt go to france.

>>724787358

its the mexico of europe.

your women are all pretty much hot.

>>724787427
>Germany has muslims
>Poland doesnt
really makes you think

>>724787358
Your flag is kinda gay

>>724787534
You vastly overestimate how much I think

>>724787358
You're all cunts if CSGO is anything to go by

I drank some soplitsa last night.

>>724787577
pasha biceps is a cunt?

how do you teach a polish child to use the bathroom?
brown in the back yellow in the front

>>724787395
loled

SEA fag here
>Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth
>Polish Winged Hussars
>Khmelnytsky Uprising

That's it, also this >>724787513

how does it feel to be paid less then the average wage and work on a farm do the shit brits wont do?

Listen to me, Poland. Give Europe another Sobieski to save it from the sandnigger invasion.

>>724787746
'no'

youre on your own lads

>>724787836
wow rude

>>724787358
Are you also a product of rape-babies?

>>724787982
No, rape-babies is what happens when a bat bites you

>>724787982
>>724788122
co ja paczę

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>>724788201
No your mom

>>724788201
nie mam pojęcia

Polish is curva

>>724788227
nie.

>>724787542
why

A lot
I'm a Polak kurwa

>>724788273
Okay I've had about enough of you my mother is a saint

Indonesia upside down.

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Slovenian CTO here. Have been working with three USA companies offering some specific IT services and then switched to a Polish one. Difference could not have been bigger. Ranging from laziness, apathy and chaos to incompetence. I am never working with another Polish company again. I hope this was just a coincidence, but if this is what Poland is like then holy shit Marek

>le no kebabs allowed country
>le xenophobia = good country
>le thorn in Merkels side country
based desu

>>724787358
Got fucked in the ass for 1000 years.
Now, watches as their former oppressors get fucked in the ass by their own decisions.
10/10, would see a saint again.

>>724787358

Fish at Christmas
Surnames actually mean something
Zubrowka or nothing
Zloty
Very tasty women

>>724788414
well at least we never went apeshit on anyone exepct russia.

>>724788493
but yourselves

>>724788428
Karma's a bitch

>>724788573
agreed.

Kielbasa, perogis, paczki, communism, (((nazi death camps))) and Chopin

atleast we have good kebab here in poland

>>724788491
You eat your women? Fucking savages

>>724788652
shhhh dont tell them.
no kebab in poland.

>>724788687

bruh I'm not Polish. Just recapping what I learned from my Polish friend

>>724788413
It’s a kind of a country, where you can make English conversation with homeless person but you find lazy but proud dumbass in the office. Everything is upside-down.

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You're the Mexico of Europe.

Kuuuuuuuuuuuuurwa, ja pierdole!

>>724787358
Leider keine kommunisten mehr

its shit, youre a disgrace to all slavic countries. your food is weird af but youve got some damn fine women.

>>724787746
Kara mustafa pasha bitte erlöse uns von jedem patrioten. Wien ist rechtmäßig türkisch!

Honestly, Poland was a practical saint according to history.
Always helped others, and never got help in return.
Also, poland didn't oppress many people, even denied military service to france in order to let Spanish people try and regain their country.
What a shame that noone helped them all along. Otherwise, they'd be a pretty normal country along all the others.

>>724788947
i dont blame them desu

but on the bright side its just more proof that Russians are mongoloids

>>724787570
Kek

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Nuff said

I saw a negro.

>>724788413
You are a disgrace for europe if you work with degenerated american capitalist scum

>>724787358
Shit version of Germany, so not that bad at all.

You need a new Lech Walesa.

Tyskie is good.

Smoking weed is still a fairly serious offence.

Good DJs.

Polish people for the most part are sound as fuck.

Black and white passport photos made your women look good where all other countries hotties look like shit.

Cosmetic dentistry is pretty good in Poland , if expensive.

Britbong here, I <3 the Poles.

Burger here.

Poland kicks ass.

They take absolutely no shit from authoritarian psycho nations, retain a strong national identity after being pushed around for centuries, love them some YHWH, and the Wikipedia entry for "Polish Resistance" has a disambiguation page with like two dozen entries. That's my kind of place.

Zdzislaw Beksinski, John Paul II, Lech Walesa, Wladislaw Raginis: my homies. When USA becomes an authoritarian state (Obama + Trump = happening), I'm either going to New Zealand or Poland.

I wish your language wasn't so damn bizarre.

>>724788413
>Wants to work with yank subhumans instead of polish masterrace

We the people of Holland are disgusted by you.

>>724788934
>disgrace to all slavic countries
not geocoding your own people for ~10 years isnt a bad thing

>>724789125
> britbong
> cosmetic dentistry

>>724789125
>meanwhile Wałęsa was collaborating with commies
>pls dont

I work with three girls from poland, two are hot and thin and then one is not, but has big tits. is there a perfect one?
dziekuje

>>724789125
Oh, and I almost forgot - as a hobbyist blademaker..

Any blade from razor to sword is considered a tool, not a weapon by law.

>>724789184
this tbh, once you get passed the memes Polan is based

>>724789106
Vast Poles are descendants from peasants (read: dumbfucks) being led by elites which lick some countries of the center asses', mostly Germans and Americans. Mentally subjugated to Catholic officials and their beautiful bitches, so they are doomed as fuck.

The troglodyte version of other eastern european countries like czechia and austria

>>724789301
So you like not hot with little tits?

>>724789451
exactly. maybe I'll go to ukraine instead, poland has too much ciasto

Also, the heroes of the Telemark.

Mercans love to talk about how they ended WWII. The truth however is that Hitler would have had A bombs and some other, even more bizarre technology of war had it not been for a handful of Polish saboteurs that sank an essential shipment of deuterium Germany desperately needed to finish their nuke.

Tldr: Poland won the war for the West. Then suffered under communism for the next 50. Now they're Europe's whipping boy.

>>724790189
My bad. They were Norskskis. Not Poles.

>>724790348
Norway on the other hand is awesome. And leads the world in church burnings and desecration.

>>724787358
Back in the day there was a foursome between Austria, Poland, Prussia and Russia

>>724787358
you have stolen 1/3 clay of Germany

>>724787358
Rich countries come there to fuck your women
Hitler invaded you and you got rekt boii better luck next time kappucino frappucino pepperoni pizza

Hey OP, here's what I do know, aside from the usual WWII bullshit.

Solidarinosc. I remember seeing Lech Walesa on TV when I was about 12 and how you guys told the USSR to fuck off.

But I got a question for you. My dad used to have a lot of Polish and Slovak friends, so I'm not sure which group this came from, but he used to call the edible mushrooms that grew on tree stumps "kozatis" or "kazatis", I'm not sure of the spelling.

Does that mean anything to you?

>>724790583
kozaki?

>>724790751

He always said it with a "t" not a "k". Is kozaki a mushroom?

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>>724790751
koźlaki even

>>724790898
yea, name depends on region.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leccinum_scabrum

>Jan III Sobieski
>Heynal
>You elected your kings
>Torcik Wedlowski
>Damn good mustard
>Bitch-slapped the Teutonic Knights
>Hardy people forged through adversity
>My heritage, my people

Dzien dobry!

You have the best damn good on earth.

>>724791775
I am confused.

>>724791775
wait wat

>>724791686
Jan sobieski was a sub human and a filthy christian

>>724792030
bait 0/10

>>724789013
Pretty much yea

>>724787358
Polak, Węgier — dwa bratanki,
i do szabli, i do szklanki

designated shitting streets

>>724789417
> austria
> east
U dumb

>>724792579
You're probably one of those inbred mountain nazis if you dont think that shitstain is eastern european

>>724787358
You make plum juice.
Pretty good

>>724792579
At least here in germany it is considered eastern europeanß, dunno how you'd categorize those people but they are definitely not western

>>724787358
Nearly 6 million died in Polish death camps. Poles are very evil.

>>724790898
If there was 't' then i think it is closer to kozacy (cossacks in eng?), not kozaki (shoes/mushrooms)

>>724792767
well if we only had a word for something thats not western or eastern...

>>724792201
Poland was ruled by stupid dumbfucks calling themselves “szlachta” or “ziemiaństwo”, who almost always were friends with Russia. They lived the parasitic life on behalf of peasants treated worse than animals, and Ukrainians.
The country was very weak, so it had no significant power to threat anybody else. That’s how a story of ‘angelic’ Poles originated.

Easily fuckable girls that are looking good and are whores in bed. They make bubbles with the cum they suck out of their own pussys after u came inside.

Easy to breed whores.

>>724790464
>the Polish flag was flying above the Brandenburg Gate a solid 2 days before Hitler clapped himself
JUST

>>724792941
Alright let's consider hitlers people as southern theb

80% catholic right? Tell me why you and hungary love each other?

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>>724787513
I wouldn't agree about us being Mexico of Europe. We don't have drug cartels and people killing eachother with machetes. Poland's a peaceful country.

>>724788688
Kebab in Poland kills.

>>724792955
Yes, szlachta, arystokracja and ziemianstwo were fucking faggots that wanted to fuck everyone in ass, they were paid by our neighbours
Konstytucja 3 Maja is also bullshit, we have day to celebrate it, but mainly because our gevernment wants to fool us

>>724792860
bait -128/10 hitfag

>>724793204
tin foil hats on lads

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>>724789014

The witcher games and that you have artilery that can hit st Petersberg.

>>724793147
Cause they were both fucked by based austria

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This is currently the smartest man in Poland.

>>724793440
Nope thos slavic sub humans are more retarded then gorillas, chimps, indians and all other kinds of non-human apes

grzegorz brzęczyszczykiewicz

>>724793147
because theyre the only country who didn't fuck us

>>724793147
When Russians rolled over Hungary in 1846-48, there was a load of volenteers from Poland. When Poland fought Russians in 1870 there was a ton of volenteers from Hungary to help. Then in the 50s when Russians attacked Hungary again, Poles send blood, In the war of 1920 when communist russia was at the gates of Warsaw, Hungary send us 100% of its ammo, plus machine guns and a ton of volenteers.

And this is just a few things listed.

>>724793734
Ab in die gaskammer mit dir, wojtek

>>724793569
>slavs are the only ones who hate the EU/muslims
>theyre the only ones who arnt falling for the white guilt memes
did a slav fuck your mom as your daddy watched?

>>724793152
Yeah the only drug you catholic dogs use is alcohol. Fuckin peasants

>>724793837
I dont know, never met my father. And white guilt is good. Refugees welcome <3

>>724793852
Still no alcohol cartels, no skining alive etc.

>>724793837
Eu is alright. I'd rather kys than have border controls and a different currency than my neighboring countries

>>724793767
send us more of your tanks pls, preferably before the next wave of 1.7million syrians goes into your """"country"""""

We have tons of Polish people where I am in Milwaukee. You guys have some super good food. And your people are sexy.

>>724787358
Swedish guy that has been to Poland many times.
>Great people in the countryside, friendly and nice.
>Beautiful nature.
>Great history.
Love you guys. Never met friendlier people while traveling.

>>724793976
Lol says the patriot and christian fascist ape who rejected communism for dirty capitalism. I rather have 10 million cool refugees than one of you degenerated nazis here

Slovak bro here.
>krowki
>beautiful women
>great mountains for skiing
>kurwa
Good luck my Polish brother

>>724794280
>unironic cuckold commie
wew lad, literally rename germany to JUST

>>724788413
its known that xoing buisness with januszex is tricky