Art thread. You fuckers are expected to contribute.

>>724765335
god thats terrible ...

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One of Jackson Pollock's more obscure pieces.

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>>724765335
ART
I CALL THIS ONE "OP:

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One of my personal favorites.

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I love these threads.

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I call this "Technically A Face"

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>>724765734
Your face is terrible you fucking queer.

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Hokusai

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"Barn Owl"

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Good thread lad.

Cafe Terrance by Van Gogh. One of my favorites.

>>724766197
it seems tentacle porn is intrinsic to japanese heritage

>>724765836
Nice MS Paint

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>>724765335
2mb limit can suck my dick

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Don't know to many artists but i'm a really big fan of Yoshitaka amano's work.

>>724766164
kek not as bad as Ivan's son's

>>724766481
Final Fantasy

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what about some gondola art

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Why is impressionism so goat, /b/?

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>>724765335

>>724766550
Yeah Amano is also the artist for a lot of the art in FF and other square games.

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>>724766479
well arn't those some happy trees

>>724766623
Meh, Van Gogh is shit. Monet was pretty awesome, though. I'm not big on the movement in general. To me it's like Jazz, lots of shitty wannabes with a few hidden gems.

500 subs and I will show you what's inside. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY

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>>724767042
i agree

>>724766310
>Terrance

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>>724767173
you can always tell which animals an artist has never seen before

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>>724767212

>>724767278
Lol fuck

>>724767687
I love the ones where you can feel the sun on your neck

>>724766623

Favorite painting of all time right there friend, great taste

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if there's anything better than the body of a woman it's a painting of a woman

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"Paint a picture, it'll last longer!"

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>>724765984

Bacon's stuff is awesome, especially in person.

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>>724767931
looked up the meaning behind this one, there's a whole category of "ugly kebabs looking angery" apparently

>>724766406
You may not like it but this is what true art looks like

>>724765531
Was honestly expecting this post to be anime. Thank you for not being a faggot.

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>>724767994
get that islamist shit out of here, Western art is best art

This is a thread I didn't even know I needed but now I need it so bad I must inject 4 chans on a daily basis to chance upon such glory again.

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Does anyone know this?

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"Crazy prophet defending SJW's" - Oil on canvas, 2020

>>724766164
Did you just miss the joke? Because if you did that's terrible.

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think this one is called The Widower ~1850

>>724766348
People think it's all because they lost WW2, but they are dyed in the wool, old school perverts from waaaaay back.

>>724766462
Not cool. I suffer from severe sleep paralysis.
Have had to take serious measures to stop myself from astral projecting as well, had some scary moments where I felt things going for my body.

>>724767861
But there is nothing better than the body of a woman

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Abduction by Cupid

>>724768414
David was amazing for not being killed for his paintings if nothing else

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>>724768434
how about the voice of a woman

>>724768429
So have you read anything on how to break out of it? Because literally everytime I've held my breath while under, it's snapped me back out. Actually one time I was able to break out using a Kill Bill-esque "wiggle your big toe" kind of thing, but every other time I've broken out I was holding my breath. Shit is easy. Although I'll be honest, once I learned what was going on, I just ran with it. You get a crazy hallucination without taking any drugs. I once saw this weird black mass hovering in front of me. Shit was cash.

>>724766047
"DAD STOP WALKING IN WHEN I'M BATHING IN THE LOO !"

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Y_ztEW1NE

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fuck I love neoclassicism

>>724768315
No, you are just a racist cocksucker

>>724768723
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtqmDZrpfCA

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>>724768625
I'm guessing your not married

>>724768625
>how about the voice of a woman
>"Holy shit! Look at the tits on that!"
>"Yeah but what I'd really like is to hear her speak."
I just don't see it.

>>724768113
>ugly kebabs looking angery
My favourite art style.

>>724769344
Don't you mean "hear it"? Is that what you meant, dumbshit?

>>724768625
Well let me rephrase it, there is nothing better than beeing with the woman you love

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>>724769157
>>724769344
Well, a woman singing then. Not nagging obliviously. Had a girl over some time back and after we fucked she cradled me and sung for me. Felt like a little baby.

>>724767861

begone, foul temptress!

>>724768347
Wow that's got that Michael Jackson video beaten so badly.

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>>724769472
Love sucks, I can't handle the jealousy. But I sometimes invite grills and then play pretend for a couple hours.

>>724768856
How is that racist?

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Early Where is Waldo pic, can you spot the ass shitting coins?

it's about the black death btw, around ~1300

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Personal favorite

>>724765836
LAWL LAWL. THAT IS SO FUNNY LOOLLLL XDDDD

>>724769430
I'm going to call you a troll on this one and give you the benefit of the doubt by not thinking that you're genuinely this dumb.
>>724769485
I know, I was just having a laugh.

>>724767335

The guy i the water lost his leg in the shark attack but still became Mayor of London

>>724766310
mein neggar.jpeg

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>>724769855
inb4 it's fake

Negroes getting BTFO'd, back then the Empire meant something

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BlLX03OJRU

>>724767042
kys.

>>724766281
beautiful

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>>724770065

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Some more abstract thought provoking art

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Spoopy skeleton making fun of religious and governmental symbols, think it's from during the 100yr war between the English and French but don't quote me on that

>>724767931
zoz

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>>724770166
>Call your war the Hundred Years War
>Actually goes for 116 years

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>>724770147
kek, thx for the laugh

>>724770166
how tf can a war go on for 100 yrs?

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Fuckin hell good thread OP. We need more threads like these.

Fucking thank you.

>>724767861
word. bro

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I'll dump what i can of this set, sorry its gonna be out of order though

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>>724770418

>>724770326
It technically didn't. Aside from it actually going for longer, there were brief, sporadic periods of peace in between. Although because it was all linked together and was otherwise somewhat ongoing, it's referred to all under one war.

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>>724770235
Cool period tho. I love the lore about Jeanne Arc and "blackbeard the child eater" French Marshall Gilles de Rais

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>>724770482

>>724768434
The body of a cute boy tbh

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>>724769485
Did she peg you?

>>724770523
oh ok, 100 hundred years of continuous war is just not possible unless it's more low-energy than Jeb Bush

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Obligatory post

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>>724770661
They just kept edging for 100 years and finally ejaculated

>>724769722
filthy vampire decks

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>>724770326
>>724770326
Just one big clusterfuck of diplomatics and adventurers. Basically the English were almost unchallenged in France, and all the scum came over to the mainland just to raid France over and over. Also it's pretty hard to catch up with a big roving army if your own country is barely organised, though the English did always make sure to empty the wine cellars before they moved on.

>>724770611
Only mentally, and tenderly

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>>724765335
Sufism bitches!!!

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"plebs stealing shit from dumb Richie"

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>>724765335

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>>724770603
Eh fuck it. My gallery is a mess and theres too much effort to find em

Y'all can image search if you like em

>>724765335
I'm not posting a picture and I'm saging this thread. Fight me

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>>724768113
dat ass tho...
If I could fuck a painting, I would.

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>>724771249
see its things like this that make one lose faith in humanity

>>724769157
shieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

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Where's the Persian and Mughal stuff?

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>>724771426
sorry couldn't resist

>>724771372
early porn were paintings bro, you're not the first one who gets a boner in history from a painted buttox. Either way here's the sauce

http://www.bouguereau.org/

also current pic is called "why can't I hold all these Jezi.jpg"

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>>724769472
>beeing

>>724766623
impressionism has its valor but waaaaaaaay overrated and glorified among other genres

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>>724771249

>>724771249
God is dead, we killed him.

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>>724771634
Love that scene. out of art tho sadly
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOCF0BLf-BM

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>>724771736
Si Dieu n'existait pas, il faudrait l'inventer. ~Voltaire

>>724771781
>>>/worldstarhiphop/

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>>724770865
mhm, hoping to get one passed in mm3 draft soon and reminding people how degenerate they were

There are a lot of paintings here that get posted a lot. Tip: look at art not from the 19th century.

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An old hunter and his dog. A man doesn't need more than 4 walls, a bed, some boots and tools and a dog.

>>724767931
cant believe how long I stared at this one.
So many thoughts thru my mind
How small these humans were back then.
If I were sitting there that wine pitcher would be a softdrink cup to us
They were typically 5'3"-5'9" we would be giants. We would consume all their food like they were hobits. Everything would be a joke. Those guys heavily conversing about something so far behind.. That's art for you

>>724772196
you got the sauce on that? not to be a fag but that is really hitting me hard for some reason. good shit.

>>724772122
that's surreal.

Well. Thread's over folks. Been good. Looking forward to more threads like these

>>724772517
same my man. Keep em coming

>>724772209
even the cat is mad lol

>>724772256
Wish I knew. Think it's called "A man and his dog" but I can't find the sauce.

>>724772517
gg. You could make a new one but I gotta go

>>724772619
appreciate the effort anyway bub. take it easy

continue here :

>>724772629

Cause nobody post a Caravaggio

>>724772619
ayyy found it: Antonio Rotta
seriously thx

>>724765984
CRAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIIN MY SKIIIIIIIN

>>724772739
sweet thx, I'm reading his wiki rite nao

>>724770533
As I'd read it that shit about Gilles de Rais was possibly just made up to discredit him for some reason. Although if it was true then he was pretty fucked up. But I only know tiny bits about tiny bits of that war. Minor details of battles, that type of shit.
>>724770661
Put it this way: It went for over a hundred years but there's probably less than about a dozen decisive battles going from memory. So other than shit like Crecy, Agincourt, etc I guess in some ways it was pretty low energy.

>>724771116
The nun is Vladimir Putin.

>>724772517
We need more threads like these in the future, bringing /b/ back to it's former greatness takes education and appreciation for the arts.

>>724772963
yeah it's most likely made up. He got prosecuted and stripped of all his property which went right to the prosecutors, so it's most likely just slander. There's some great comic books out there tho, look for Xan/jhen - jacques martin

>>724771426
If that's all it takes for you then your faith was very weak to begin with.

>>724772404
Now that you mention it, there are a lot of orc bums in that picture.

>>724773149
I remember reading a little bit about him and his trial a while ago. Which then got me reading a little bit about medieval legal systems and how colossally fucked they are.
>"Ethereal evidence"
>Basically people saying that they had visions, dreams, etc
>Shit is entered as a form of testimony in a court of law
>People's lives hang in the balance and some guy is listening to another guy talk about a dream he had
>In a court hearing
>When they eventually got rid of this (it went on for centuries), it wasn't because it was a generally retarded idea, but rather because they were worried that satan, evil spirts, etc could influence visions and dreams and that negated them.
To think some people fantasize about living in those times.

>>724773955
yeah not exactly unbiased. Gilles de rais' property was sold 2 weeks before the trial itself, and all his confessions were made during torture. he was good for france and a military genius, but once his peak was over the vultures came in for the scraps

>>724767852
Absurdly romantic
Love this one

>>724767643
Sauce need more of her

>>724774118
>his confessions were made during torture.
Oh yeah, I forgot about that little gem: That confessions extracted under extreme duress were still considered legally valid.
>once his peak was over the vultures came in
If there wasn't so many varied accounts against her, you could probably start casting doubt on all the shit about Elizabeth Bathory, too.

>>724774442
Gotta go help a friend move, but I'll look up Elisabeth later tonight, looks pretty juicy on a first glance. Pretty cool I'm having a convo about De Rais though, not many people know him anymore. Thank you internet and gg to you my fellow scholar and gentleman

>>724769252

Hey! That is my phone background.

>>724774621
it's older than you might think at first

>>724774660
Hamurabi painted it?

>>724774660

Yes i know, early 1800s i belive?

>>724774692
not that old

>>724774606
Same to you, but I'm really no scholar. See you round.

>>724774755
1870

>>724774790
So not as old as I thought at first?

>>724774692

Luis Ricardo Falero

>>724774841

1878

>>724774841
1878

It's painted on the left bottom, you idiot