as a shut-in how do I make friends /b/

go outside

>>724755777
trips have it.
but it's hot outside.
(OP is ausfag)

>>724755777
gross

>>724755777
trips o' truth

and stop masturbating to chinese cartoons, you disgusting fag.

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if anyone here knew then they wouldn't be on /b

>>724755994
well, you're not wrong about that.

Not a shut in but I'm kind of introverted.

Half of my friends are just people I've known for years and met on the internet. just play games and be a nice person. you'll meet people

>>724755712
Try to be yourself. Doesnt help anybody if you change yourself to get friends and have to hide your real self. Also be polite and interested, but never try too hard cause that makes ppl feel awkward.

>>724756237
>try to be yourself
but I'm a cunt and from what I've been told people don't like cunts.

>>724756378
Stop listening to that bullshit. You are not a cunt lol. You are just as worthy to be somebodies friend as everyone else.

Friends are overrated.

>>724756378
Are you a female? Mention this, you'll have friends.

Are you a dude? Be fucking funny. Impressions are a great method.

>>724756826
I partly get that, but really I'm a pretty negitive/unpleasant person.
mostly because of my attitude and opinions being 'harsh' or 'offensive'

>>724757026
I'm male, not really good at being funny.

>>724756959
>This

Seems like everyone wants to be my friend because I am nice.
99% of them just use me for money and advice. Yet none of them ever can help me.

>>724755852
where in aus are you cus here in sydney its been raining the whole week

>>724757325
SA.

>>724755712

Go outside (grocery store, gamestop, ect)

Stop stressing, be yourself. you want ppl to like you for YOU.

Ice breaker tips for conversation
>>Compliments
>>Smile
>>eye contact

Example:
"Thats a cool shirt, i like it /b/ro.
Where did you get it?"

Compliment followed by a question always works for me and gets a natural conversation started without being being forced
Male & female

>>724757617
>Ice breaker tips for conversation
>>>Compliments
>>>Smile
>>>eye contact
some women consider this to be rape be careful

>>724757229
Than find ppl with comparable attitudes and opinions or ppl who are open-minded and interested in your perspective. After all real friendship is more about loyality than political or philosophical views. Some of my best friends have pretty strange opinions about some things, but since we respect each other that's not a problem. There is no need to force my views on them. I accept them holding their opinions while they accept me holding mine. That's the way a friendship survives.

>>724757737
>some women consider this to be rape be careful
you can say that for just about anything nowadays.

>>724757834
but I wouldn't want to be friends with someone like me. because I know how much of a shitcunt I am.

>>724757737

lmao!!!

Confidence and Rape or 2 different things....

Also, In life there will always be people who dont like you for NO reason.
Oh well
I know how you feel and honestly everybody feels alone.. As long you have Fam and a couple real ones around your good.
You dont have to be the center of attention

>>724758124
excuse me, did you just try to rape me?

>>724757446
Adelaide Hills here. Hi.

>>724758316
oh shit, same.

>>724758186
I didn't, but I'm sure that won't stop you from posting my face with rapist allocations all over your social medias.

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>>724758186

>>724758316
How's it going anon?
Whereabouts in the hills?
Age?

jump off a bridge

>>724758889
>>724758316
guess he left.
almost had a chance at meeting someone.
oh well.

>>724757325
Western AUs reporting in

>>724761174
how's it going fellow ausfag?

>>724761229
Decent, could b better, how bout you?

>>724755712
social hobbies
if you're a skinny fuck like me start rock climbing
if you're fat I dunno I'm a skellington

>>724762571
average as always (average is less than good)

came to bee after like 4 years and see this as the first thread. great job guys for upholding the tradition of sucking at life and asking this shit. i quit bee for a while and got a job and bought a house. you should kill yourself, or get a job. don't care.

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>>724755712

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5iJisdpriY

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Sorry anon once you open /b/ you're doomed to us being you're only friends

>>724762694
Rock climbing? Sounds dope anon.

>>724762697
I suppose I should elaborate:
>20
>At Uni, Human Biology bachelor
>Plan to study medicine probably
>No friends
>Never gf
>Chubby body, diet is shit, exercise is minimal, need a workout but can't figure it out
>Trying a business idea
>Work part time in cafe
>Joining a gun club
>Hopefully going to try volunteering with St Johns sooner or later
>Good several other ideas, but my stinginess keeps getting in the way

I usually go by Sammy on this site, but b doesn't allow names

You don't make friends friends make you

i started playing town of salem a while ago and met some fags on there who are kinda firneds now, just play a game where u have to talk to others and u might find people u get along with

>>724763312
Not interested in getting screamed at by 14 year olds.

>>724763385
then just kys? your a disgusting piece of trash anyways nobody will care

>>724758141
Jezus, Just kill yourself already

is there a way to make friends without actually having to talk to anyone?

>>724755712
stop posting random ass animegirls online when you're a guy cause it makes you come off as a big niggerfaggot

>>724755712
Be a nice guy at your job and you can get connections from there. Also activities and parties help.

>>724755712
I'll be your friend.

>>724755712