ITT we pretend we work in a office building

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>>724751627

>>724751627
(AutistJordan has clocked in)

John I'm gonna need those monthly reports by 5 pm tomorrow. HR has been on my ass all week.

Linda just got another promotion! I wonder if it has anything to do with all those privite meetings with the boss?

>>724752589
I don't give a shit Alex, I'm about to sandy hook this whole building

Can you guys keep the noise down?!
I drank until I past out last night... sooo I'm not feeling all that good.

Did you hear what happened to Terry? Don't really miss him all that fucker did was talk on the phone about how he was going to kill himself. It is sad to see him hang though.

>>724752589
Beg all you want I'm listening to my rave furry jams as much as I want

Meh fuck paperwork
>(watches porn on the computer and starts fapping)

>>724753208
Oh fuck off Dave that's the fourth time you've said that this month just do it you think anyone that works here doesn't want to die?

>>724753788
(Feminist dyke sees)

YOU'RE RAPING ME, I'M CALLING THE POLICE

>>724753889
That guy wankin looks like he's enjoying life

Can someone tell the it guy to unblock pornhub I need to do some research

>>724753890
Don't be such a bitch now, Linda. Everyone knows you are a slut.

>>724754234
You know he wants to keep it all to himself. You need to rim the fucker and he'll open it

>>724754286
(Dyke)

(Proceeds to suck every dick as long as they say sorry for slavery)

Hey could any of you do some of my work? I'm really behind and I've been having some trouble at home recently. With the wife being sick and all.

Most popular man in the workplace

*crunches doritos loudly at desk*

Where the FUCK is my stapler?

*zzzzzz*

>>724754720
Stfu Dave, you're always so fucking loud with your doritos, faggot. Why the fuck did you get the promotion

>>724754865
Sorry bruv, I got it over 'ere lad

>>724754678 Sure thing pal

*throws files in trash, heads out to bang your filthy wife*

Mornin fellas!

>>724755002
Thank you so much man. You're a lifesaver. I'll pay you back when I get on top of things

>>724754977
I'm team leader you little bitch, you take my stapler again you'll see just how much clout I really have

>>724755048
Did you get my coffee or do I need to fire you?

>>724754027
Everyone loves Larry no one is going to shoot Larry just look at that smile

GUYS I FUCKIN ASKED YOU PEOPLE TO KEEP IT QUIE...
*Vomits on the floor*

>>724751627
Anyone take sexual enhancement pills and jerk off? http://extendmypenis.com

>>724755213
I was gonna bwing it back bruv, I'm sorry mate

>>724755381
FUCKS SAKE DAVE JUST DON'T COME IN TOMORROW JUST NECK YOURSELF

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>>724751627
In my entire existence I have never seen such pathetic group: you're all white cis able bodied men! Where is the diversity?! Unless you lazy gamers sign up for my sensitivity and inclusiveness training sessions and start hiring more minorities and women I swear to Venus you I will have your asses so deep in law suits your puny male brains can't even comprehend!

Red, B. Professional Privilege Checker

>>724755967
MY NAME IS NOT DAV*Vomits*E
IT'S FUCKIN NICK!!!!
I'VE BEEN WORKING HERE FOR 2 YEARS HOW CAN'T YOU REMEMBER MY*Vomits* NAME?!?

Carl can you call IT? I pooped on the computer again

>>724757453
Davis if I have to tell you again to get back to work I'm going to call security and have then escort you out of the building.

Hey, sorry I'm late. I got two dozen donuts though for everybody.

>>724757742
I don't like doughnuts

>>724757914
He said donuts tho*Vomits*

>looks around
>boots up 3d space cadet pinball

>>724757742
Ay, is my buddy, donut man! Don't worry, I clocked in for you.

>>724757978
Hey Dave I'm going to need those TPS reports thanks

>>724757659
I'M NOT DAVIS OLD MAN!!!
DAVIS IS OVER THERE TRYING TO HIT ON CLARA!!
I'M NICK FOR GOD'S SAKE!!!

>>724758001
Whoah cool game anon. May I try next?

>>724758085
Chill nick

>>724758123
No, go jackoff like you usually do. We all know luckily Mr.Benson hasn't found out

>>724758170
You know... it's hard to chill when you have this massive headache and you're surrounded by idiots. Thank Kek I have you here mate.

>>724751627
You're all being outsourced to India. Collect your things at the end of the month and fuck off. We're done with you.

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You're all stupid.

The coffee today was above average. I feel better about life. Until I need another cup that is, am I right Joe?

Word around the office is that you've got a fat cock

>>724752951
>>724753210
Chad will you fuck off back to middle school and learn some spelling

>>724751627
I'VE GOT A WHOLE BOX FOR PEPE SILVIA

>>724758677
Yeah the doctors in India did a fantastic job

This coffee is disgusting, who made this batch?

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>>724758123
only if you can beat my high score of 10 mil

.. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agMkHrmAgzY

>>724758677
It smells like vagina in here!

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Why do we work here? What is the purpose? Like just so some dickhead can make more money? Just so that some fucking ape brained cocksmoker can tell me whats what because "he's the boss?" Fuck that! I say we all just stand up and walk away. Why are we doing this to ourselves. Just walk away. Just walk away.

Which one of you cock sucking cunts stole my lunch from the fridge?

>>724758693
Go suck a dik nerd!
Where do you think we're?
English class?
Lol look at you now, working at the same shit as me, but guess what's the biggest difference? I fucked tons of girls in school while you're still a virgin!

>>724759034
I can tell you who it wasn't.

>>724758336
Shhh adults are talking right now. Moat of us in our 30s and 40s have been here since around the time your mom sold her pussy on the night your mistake ridden ass ruined her figure and tits.

>>724758855
Shit that's pretty impressive. I'm going to boot it up on my PC and get to work