Reddit fag here. As Embarrassing as it is...i need a 4chan teacher.

Any tips would also be appreciated...

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Uhhh, well first of all, do you best to learn all inside jokes fast as possible or succumb to being called a New Fag. Trust me I've been using 4chan for 5 years and I'm still called a New Fag constantly.

Don't bring up reddit too often or people get mad. They will insult you, and they will basically tell you to leave.

Enjoy the porn but if you like a thread and have something to contribute don't be a lurker scum and dump something useful or relevant.

Harden yourself to the likes of gore and weird ass porn and you'll be fine, just for the love of god don't fall for something dumb like "The finger box" or other dumb shit like that.

Welcome my reddit friend.

>>724750213
lurk more faggot

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nice bait faggot

Thanks! Also, 4chans website is shit on phones. Im using mimi right now. But i wanted to know what everyone else uses.

>>724750213
just read the faq and lurk for a while. don't post much

>>724751292
I said be gente you damn jews. (Then again im talking to /b)

>>724751292
what's the finger box?

>>724751925
I don't want to know...

>>724751925
what i got for christmas kek

this thread isn't real

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??ℝ?? ?? ? ??ℂ?
鬼神 ???? ?? ??? 1989
0,,,0
? ?? ????????

And how tf do i get rid of all these captchas!!

>>724752114
that's what every spammer wants to know

>>724752114
u cant, not in /b/ because u just cannot log here

>>724752295
some of us can :^)

>>724750213
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

I've been on the chan since 2011 when moot and heaven were still regulars on /b/. First off, remember this: no one on the chan is your "friend" and we're not here to help you feel warm and cozy here.

Don't click any links.If it looks like cp, it is. Oh, and don't drink the water.

Welcome to 4chan faggot.

What are bumps?

>>724752114
learn the settings
the best way to learn is to lurk more

>>724750213
Nice bait

>>724752392
That was to everyone calling this bate. Sorry dude. Aparently i accidentally replied to you directly.

>>724752411
>kek, thinks that heaven is a real person....
holy shit

>>724752065
You are not real

>>724752392
Fuck off john

>>724752459
threads are listed in order of last reply, not based on votes

you fall down the list when nobody replies until thread reaches page 10 and dies, which happens no matter what regardless

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Post this on everything, it'll make you way cool.

>>724751925
A finger box all though it may seem to be a relatively simple device, it is not on the contrary of being simple a finger box is more than a box with a hole in it, it is a massively complex device containing more than a thousand separate components per box, usually with nine boxes per set that makes over nine thousand separate components, but the device will work limitedly with just one box.

Finger boxing is also known as fingering and boxing and is a massive fad among teens aged 13-18, the device in a simpler form were first invented by William John Trolington over 100 years ago in Australia.

A Finger box basically simulates a feeling, originally this was accomplished with mechanical devices in the box with some extremely cruel pranksters putting item such as glass and nails in witch would often decapitate the finger, this led to a act of parliament in 1919 by the UK banning the devices, which was quickly followed by the rest of the world.

Although still banned the “underground market” off finger boxes saw a boom in sales during the 1980’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 1990’s buy an unnamed Chinese worker.
The device works on the same principals as electrical prosthetic limbs, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the hand think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as stroking a cat or shaking a hand.

The finger box costs around 50 per box and are usually sold out within minutes they have reportedly have gone for over 200 per box on ebay.2

>>724752411
>sage in all fields

>>724752653
?'? ?? ???? ?? ???? ???? ?????

I am also using mimi
>>724751587

-Rekt threads are for maturation purposes only
-traps are just chics with docks
-when someone is referring to dubs they want your phone number

>>724750213
Just go away.

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>>724751394
the only true answer to such newfaggery

>>724752817
Say that to my fucking face

Are upvotes a thing on 4chan (still feeling like shit for even asking these questions)

>>724752114
get a 4chan gold account

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>>724751753
Its /b/ not /b you god awful newfag

>>724753095
Lol

Get a luelinks gold account

>>724753095
When someone calls you a fag you can kinda take it as an upvote

>>724751292
>don't fall for something dumb like "The finger box"

What are you talking about our finger box newfag?, I really hate summer.

Anyone elss having issues with mimi? It keeps doing some kind of really shittt autocorect thing that merges what i type with what it corrects it to

>>724753245
So whats the equivalent of reddit gold?

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Kill yourself faggot

>>724753338
>epic screencaps

>>724753340
*basically everyone to me on this thread*

I love you anyways.

>>724753338
4chan Pass.

>>724753338
when we doxx you and ruin your life for the lulz

>>724753511
Redditfags pisses me off

but Tumblr is worse

remember

you must hate tumblr

and you must troll the fuck outta everyone

>>724751394
/thread

>>724751587
Get clover its amazing

>>724750213
Kill yourself. We don't want your kind here.

>>724753619
Yep...defiantly got the message with that alreadh lol

op is baiting all of you bunch of /b/tards

>>724752411
Shut up faggot I'm here since 2002 zazle.

>>724752763
This.

>>724753753
Also idk if you know this or not

Dubs = last 2 digits
Trips = last 3
Quads = last 4

rolls is to roll really for a post..you gotta catch our lingo naturally even tho im a newfag

>>724753619
I like tumblr tho, whats wrong with it?

>>724754084
Someone is about to get it...

>>724752411
>the chan

Kill yourself right now

>>724750213
Why the fuck should we help a fag like you? If you want to join dont. fuck off

>>724753671
Clover is cancer.

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ahhh the old le reddit switcheroo! XDXD
DAE upboat advice animals???1 I need more karma

edit: THANKS FOR THE GOLD KIND STRANGER!!

>>724754204
Got a better one? Honnestly clover works great for me!

>>724753829
>Duh
>Like we have anything better to do that bite the bait

Duck off faggot

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>>724754084
Tumblr copied and stole our fucking memes

the feminsits tags in that site are cringe

we hate feminists anyways

The whole site is for fat faggots

And Tumblr tried to raid us with porn and shit but um thats what we want? LOLLL

they are such fags hate them, or we'll hate you.