Cringe thread

>>724746576
Post an unfappable butthole pic then

>>724746757
wtf duff exists ? i thought it was in simpsons only

>>724746576
Electrolytic Capacitors. what a pleb.

>>724747249
>says name of a simple electronic component and says pleb after to make self sound superior and intellectual
you're the real cringe itt, fuck off "pleb"

>>724747249
>says name of a simple electronic component and says pleb after to make self sound superior and intellectual
Get out "pleb"

>>724747528
>replies to plebs.

What a pleb.

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I hate my city

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>>724747905
>its real

>>724747664
>>724747797
samefag

>>724747966
>shaggy this isn't weed

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>>724748148

>>724747528
What's the matter..can't afford a mobo that's not less than years old?

>>724748505
Why would someone half ass spot weld a putty knife to a junction box? I mean new handles are free from the energy company if you just tell them it was tampered with.

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>>724748201

>>724746857
yes sir duff is totally real!
>can is floating in front of thumb

>>724748517
Damn is that Mew2King in his fag cringe days? I'm glad Melee fixed him.

>>724749248
It actually does exist and you can buy it

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At least if she's in an accident and she's unconscious, the parademics will know to just leave her

Pic related

>>724748299
you expect anyone to believe 2 randoms both greentexted the same faggy reply?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C77sa7AD4WI

>>724749529
Not in stores, only in some places. Its not a brand. That is if you're talking about simpsons duff and not some random ass knock off with a weird name/font

>>724749530
This is why you don't let your kids slip into phases

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The fedora really makes it

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>nonfat

>>724746837
I dont know what iam looking at but it needs to live in fire

>>724749635
You actually can buy it apparently
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>>724749729
that's hot

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At least the chick on the left is cute

>>724749854
>when you are confronted with logic and reason

>>724748454
Holy fuck, that was painful.

>>724749455

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph56b5d2955fba7

>>724750027
the guy on the right takes it so far that you don't even cringe any more. You just wanna have a beer with him

>>724746857
I actually saw a can at a local convenience store yesterday. It wasn't beer it was something else.

>>724750027
That's probably the reason she's standing further away from them

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>cutting your forehead to emulate a fictional character
>cutting your forehead to emulate
>cutting your forehead

some people man

>>724747905

Implying women always wear dresses.

Someone should start demanding fucking gender fluid and crocodile kin.

>>724750371
I hope it gets infected and she dies

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>>724749854
M'lady

>>724748593
Fucking hell, I get it bronies are fucking losers but an 11 year old kid trying to kill himself, kids should even know that kind of shit happens at that age
What the fuck is happening to the world

>>724750027
She's cute, but she's also disgusting

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>>724750201
If I was that soldier I'd be pretty mad

Pic counts towards cringe thread to really

>>724750578
fucking this

>>724746837
>daddysfatkitten

>>724750696
There was a story recently about a girl who left school because she was being bullied. She came back a few terms later, after getting therapy, and her old bullies were all very nice to her. They even invited her to one of their parties.

At said party they had a group of boys gang-rape the girl while they watched and filmed it. The girl later killed herself.

Children are fucking psychopaths.

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>>724750939
actual fuck is this?

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>>724751103
>two goofball assholes

>>724750480
>walking sign with a croc-people
this is clearly meant to be hyperbole to show that having a sign with a woman on it is stupid, but, you are describing a world which sounds much cooler than the real one where signs are all men.

if we had alien crossing, and cat-woman crossings and all sorts of shit, this world would be way more fun

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>>724746837
sweet christ

>>724751263
giga futa I think

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>>724746837

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I wonder if this guy's even smart enough to remember to shower regularly

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>>724748593
>fucking top kek

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>>724751400

>>724751233
kids these days

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>>724749854

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>>724751400
Half cringe, half pity

>>724750891
the first picture is her/his facebook right?

surely someone sent the video to him.

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>>724751263

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>>724751836

>>724750739
Would hit her up just to tie her up and leave here there

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>>724751400

>>724748593
Good, thats one less faggot.

>>724751848
Do you think he tracked her down or something?

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>>724751400
holy fuck

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Should've just gotten a tattoo that said "I'm a virgin"

>>724752490
"Hello I am here for the job interview."

>>724752490
Oh god

>>724748454
That hurts.

>>724750027
Basically what anonymous is... kids with nerf guns

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>>724751400

>>724752132
she would be fine for months

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>>724751400
Hey I just got on this thread and-

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Hard to tell from a photo but I believe she's rocking back and forth in that fetal position, or at least in her head...

>>724752988
Oh you know she's sopping wet

>>724752490
This is a fine example of JUST

>>724752988
that room must smell terrible

>>724746837
the fat distorts her body so much except for the fact that she has a face and tits 2 arms and 2 legs she doesn't look human i hate fat people

>>724753121
I was going to say that she looks like she is rethinking all of her life choices.

>>724753061
Hm, I actually think that cats name should be Hirsute, I think it sounds like a good name for him.

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>>724752988

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fuck

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>>724752490

>>724753262
Same thoughts here, although I believe that's a He...

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>>724753361

>>724752954
It would probably break long before that.

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>>724746837

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>>724746837
kek'd at filename

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>>724753429
>anthro

>>724748876
protip, this is shopped

>>724748876
false and homosexual

>>724753778
nigger

>>724753778
Nigger

>>724748454
this is painfully as hell

>>724753901
I would love to stick my dick in crazy. All redheads are crazy after all

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>>724753778
respectable, hard-working white man

>>>724750213

>>724749538

That's the problem with randomness. You can never be sure.

>>724746576
>Be me, working in a computer retail store as tech support.
>Get a call, floppy drive doesn't work (late 1980s).
>Phone troubleshooting goes nowhere.
>Have them bring in PC.
>Open PC.
>Interior looks like an aerial photo of a city after a blizzard.
>*Everything* is covered in a quarter inch of flour.
>Machine is used in a pizza store.
>Vacuum out, clean floppy drive, all's AOK.

Gross.

>>724748809
Holy shit, that blonde with the tits tho. I would totally fuck up skeletor and take her for myself.

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Fucking goddamn this is gold

>>724746837
Seek medical attention

>>724748454
my chest hurts

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>>724750227
>>724748420
>>724750939
there's some strange porn out there

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>>724754674

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i dont even know.

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>>724754706

>>724753061
r/iamverysmart

>>724746837
#HAES!!! You don't have to change a thing, you're beautiful the way you are!!! <3

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>>724754800

>>724752988
plot twist: that's a dude

>>724752490
wtf is that green shit in his ear?

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>>724755193

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>>724755128
>shit eater
>he's a poo in loo

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>>724755266

>>724748809
it's the girl on the right for me. look at her face, she can barely stop herself from laughing at them.

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>>724751263

>>724755320
how the fuck can he see

>>724747905
But traffic lights are already gender-equal.
When is the last time you see a stick figure on a traffic light with a dick or boob?

>>724748454
*Single tear rolls down my face*

>>724749530
Wow shitlord, didn't even try to use her pronouns. That's extremely problematic.

>>724755579
OH SHIT I MEAN THEY'S

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>>724748454
fuck sakes.

>>724748454
can i die now?

>>724750625
M'lardie*

>>724747905
Did they just assume the stop light figure's gender? What shtlords!

>>724754800
LYRA YOU HAD ONE JOB

>>724755391
I actually feel bad for this chick. She can't help that she was born with the genetics to be a fucking wildebeast. If she wasn't a walking carpet she'd be cute as shit.

>>724755972
She seem to embrace it tho

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>>724755579
>>724755641
samefag

>>724750201
The dude interviewing her is so cringe

>>724750027
name edit when?

>>724748454
this actually fucking hurt

>>724751400
Seriously what the fuck is that? I thought it was a clay doll or something, but am I to believe it's some sort of miscarried baby?

>>724754674
>>724754706
>>724754743
>>724754800


This is the kinda stuff that is a desperate cry for help. It would take a psychiatrist years of practice before they could even attempt to peel back the layers behind this psychosis, and a lifetime of study to cure it.

>>724746576
WOW

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>>724756667
almost quads of truth

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>>724751400

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>this whole thread

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I'd refuse the pizza

>>724755391
I still would

>>724748877
Levey Satanism. Basically the 1970s way to worship Ayn Rand but still be able to get laid by proto-goth chicks who hadn't yet discovered Wicca.

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hyper-cringe.xml

>>724748454
...

>>724750027
Kinda wanna rape the guy in the balaclava.

>>724757221
kek

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>>724746837

>>724757575
It would be difficult to feel more emasculated than he would've felt after that

>>724748454
What the fuck am I reading?

>>724757666
Satan!

Don't post shit like this.

You make me loose respect for you.

>>724757208

Ah, a rare specimen of Cringicus Maximus. Or Poe Chameleoris.

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>>724757666

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>>724754282
Holy shit.

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>>724757575
I physically cringed, good job anon

>>724750201
doing gards work xD

>>724758120
kek

>>724757945
I remember this haha

>>724748454
the feels man

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>>724750371
One roofie later and she's gonna have a swastika or SS on her forehead

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>>724757945
I'd say it's a joke but it's /v/

The autism levels there are on par with /b/

>>724746837
With her being that fat i doubt she has touched or even looked at her pussy her entire life. She can't see past her continental torso to even see her lower body. She probably thinks she just floats there. Shrodinger's pussy dude.

>>724751103
That girl probably killed herself
like actually, I could easily see how he approached some hooker who was probably just living out her early 20's doing coke and being cute
then this shit happend
this shit
when she dressed up like a goofy character and fucked that creepy dude for $6,000

either too big of a scar to forget and offed herself
or
ODed on some heavy drugs trying to forget this
Pooro soul

>>724758248

Why are her tits so close to the middle of her chest? What the hell >.>

>>724750371
That is soya suicide. Or soyacide. She is actually pretty awesome. But also a bit weird. She used to live near me in Arizona and we would share stories while we got baked. Great ass and tits before and after implants .

>>724746837
My boner just killed itself.

>>724758592
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>724748454
Like pulling teeth

>>724758592
HA HA HA ROWLLLLL!!!!!!!111! XDDD XDXD

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>>724751400

>>724748505
if it works, it ain't stupid.

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>>724751400

>>724753778
nigger

>>724747590
Ok i just officially lost

>>724756379
Working on one now

>>724746576
ITS OK, its a cooler master.

>>724748454
This kinda happened to me. Why do women pass up the opportunity to be in a solid relationship with someone that she can actually 100% trust not to fuck around, for some wrinkly stank-ass bad boi that will treat her like worthless trash. I think this guy's mistake was saying oldfag "is an asshole", that sealed the deal right there, she must prove him wrong and show that oldfag is a really nice guy and it's not weird at all to shag someone old enough to be your grandfather

>>724759358
Can you selfie with timestamp? We might be able to identify your problem

>>724748454
Holy. Fucking. Shit.

>>724748359
the real crime here is those glasses

>>724748454
Damn, that one hurt

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i cannot feel this form of torture, for i am a god
blow to me

>>724750208
would you say he's ..... Far-right

>>724756598
I believe it's a fetus, so yes it is a miscarriage probably.

Kind of fucking disturbing that she took a picture of it, dressed up, and posted it on Facebook. Also pretty sure it was dead anyway when she miscarried it, so it's a dead fetus. Very disturbing, she probably had a mental breakdown or something from having a miscarriage and it drove her insane.

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>>724748454

>>724758721
Is this part of the thread?

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>>724751400
is that a dried fucking miscarriage

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>>724754674
>>724754706
>>724754743
>>724754800
>>724754873
>>724754962
>>724754978
>>724755033
>>724755088
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>>724755266
>>724755320
>>724755405

>>724748454
>>724748454
I need to go to bed

>>724754368
people have phones retard or more than 1 computer. It was clearly you

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We need to Purge this fucking Planet!

>>724748454
that's called being a beta fucking loser
that is what happens when you put a whore on a pedestal

>>724746663
There must be different levels of autism, because I consider myself autistic but doing stuff like this is just beyond my comprehension

>>724750739
I'm surprised the bars didn't collapse under that weight

German engineering at its finest

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>>724757666

>>724758291
that's highschool for ya

>>724759724
Hey qb

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>>724757666

>>724747590
imagine being that tattoo artist

>>724755463

It's the usual bipolar feminist thinking: anything that is not unambiguously female MUST be male.

>>724759358
Uuuuugghhhhh you just contributed to this cringe thread.... wow just wow

>>724748454
Fucking whore.

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>>724746837
Looks like she's in one of those inflatable sumo suits

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>>724747905
>i live her e

>>724748517
God I fucking hate this picture. I want to punch this fag.

>>724748593
I laughed.... Hell, I'm on my way.

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>>724755379
>>724755193
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>>724755088
>>724755033
>>724754978
>>724754873
>>724754800
>>724754743
>>724754706
>>724754674

someone had to take those photos...

>>724760126
Nice feet

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>>724754282

WHY

>>724760131
Everyone who sympathizes with the man is a beta fag like him. Like wow, none of you batches have balls to either kick out or fuck a bitch.

>>724748359
glenn beck is cringy as fuck no matter what he does. i cant wait until all the baby boomers die then we can be free of garbage like this

>>724751400
classic disney

>>724748505
I have no problems with this

>>724760388
>>724759824
Kys

>>724760442
Kek

>>724748809
Those girl probably ditched them for some alphachads.

>>724748017
damn. you can still see diapers even through layers of duct tape.

>>724760515
Hahaha, prove me wrong you cuck.

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>>724748454
THE PAIN IS UNENDING

>>724755391
wow...she's very hirsute

>>724748877
this isnt cringey this guy is a fucking badass who had his own religion and fucked bitches all day

>>724756083
No fucking shit

>>724757694
Good fucking god...

>>724760597
You'd have a hard time cutting someone out of your life that you've known since kindergarten

Although with that attitude I don't think anyone would want to be with you that long

>>724760060
>yeah and make it so my wolf self is peeing the diaper
>uh ok man but no refunds

>>724746757
A horse-sized woman

>>724748876
Blanka?

>>724757009
same

>>724751400
Serial killer material.

>>724748517
even this guy is more random than /b

>>724746837
>daddysfatkitten
I cant fuckin breathe

>>724751603
"And I have no chin."

>>724751400
the are more pictures of this little fucker

the lady is messed up

>>724748454
Gee I don't know. That's an awful lot of text just to say, "I did some really beta shit."

>>724752490
Pussy Repellent!

>>724758977
oh man, i know this guy.

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>>724750201
Based Anon

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>>724748454
fucking christ

>>724748366
the only cringe here is the file size

>>724754934
Mould.

>>724759358
>it's not weird to shag someone old enough to be your grandfather

Confirmed OP enjoys grandpapy's Slim Jim

>>724759629
That is bleak

>>724750739
why do people feel the need to share stuff like this on facebook. /b/ i understand but facebook wtf

>>724760783
If your intention was to be more than friends for such a long time and you didn't date anyone else, and focused all your energy on a bitch who was never a sure thing since the very beginning then you proved that you waited too long and made her decision easier to drop a bitch who would be her carpet forever. Enjoyed getting walked on.

FYI I am currently in 2 long term relationships. One in my city, another in a different state I frequent for work. I avoid social media so I never get caught.

>>724753778
caucasian

>>724754043
The cringe here is the fag likes his own post.

>>724749455
poor guy ):

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>>724759629
Whatever. Just so long as it doesn't turn out that she deliberately had seven more miscarriages to complete the set.

>>724757752
>lost hard

>>724761271
Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

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>>724754043
here, he's in this too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTAQeSfeZ_E

>>724761140
I think you're the "cuck"

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>>724748454

>>724761435
I don't think you know the definition of cuck. Like wow.

>>724761518
>Like wow.

Kys

>>724760783
Nevermind cutting someone out of your life; the guy has been fawning over the same girl his whole life and never said peep to her the whole time. That's textbook beta.

>>724761435
I'm trying to figure out if you are the lonely senior or the teen sympathizer. Either way your life sucks. Kys

>>724757752
whos the last guy ?

>>724754800
Ha, jokes on you faggot
Lyra wouldn't kill humans, she'd probably >rape you but not kill you
Get off my board normie scum
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>724761503
It is 2017, you know?

>>724761659
That's blue waffles, google him. He's pretty awesome

>>724754043
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>>724749455
>be in the military
>get a gf
If you ever needed proof that people that join the military are idiots; there it is.

>>724760388
Oh I don't feel sympathy for the guy, he is a beta. I was just pointing out she is a whore.

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>>724761503
>2017
>using troll face

>>724754717
>numb
>feet
>shower feces
>vertigo
Sounds about right.

>>724761803
I was in the military. I might be a daddy to 3 kids I never met. I hate condoms and I heard they got pregnant shortly after me. (1 civilian and 2 cadets) either way they don't know where I work now. So no responsibilities!

>>724761741
>>724761869
Not the guy you replied to, but you two are autistic.

>>724755391
not the worse ive seen. shave that chest and id smash

>>724750027
>>724756379

From left to right

/A/nnie-May - Super secret assassin who has the ability to disguise herself as a normie at will. Grew up watching mainstream anime as a child, but turned to gory assassin anime as she grew older. Favorite anime: Kill Me Baby

/Ck/uck Queen Geraldine - Top level hacker and data analyst. Seduces high profile targets in her boy friend’s house for top secret, classified information. No confirmed kills but over 9000 confirmed penises.

/S/mug Sam - Entrapment agent. Pretends to be a 13 year old girl on the internet to lure in his victims. Once he finds his prey, he invites himself to their house’s where he reveals the ruse. Those who cannot be exploit, he kills. The authorities know him by his calling card, a picture of a smug anime girl shoved down his victim's throat.

/B/am-non - Lone wolf wildcard. Born and raised in Mecca, CA. Raised a Lutheran Christian, but converted to Islam as an adult. No one’s ever asked him what’s he’s planning on doing next week but we’re all sure it’s going to be a blast.

/Mu/tant James - Memetics and propaganda specialist. Use to be a good looking, swole member of /fit/ until he was bit by a radioactive tumbltard in the great /fit/-HAES war. Now he sits inside all day enacting his retribution on the feminist community by secretly implying there are only 2 genders in hit pop songs.

/K/ommando Jones - Heavy weapons master. Raised in the harsh Kentucky wilds, the only thing he read up until the age of 13 were the backs of ammo boxes and recipes for cooking small game. Now the only thing he reads is your profile before he is hired to kill you. Notably famous for getting caught sneaking a Tommy Gun into the Vatican City inside a living bull… then executing half of the Swiss Guard.

1/2

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>>724761796

>>724761803
I myself know such cases!

>>724761911
What the fuck even happened there?

>>724761824
You haven't defined whore. She didn't fuck him, just used him. And he fucked one other guy. Where is whore coming from?