They're not fake. She's my ex-girlfriend from 2006.
You all have no idea how much it infuriates me that no one on 4chan actually posts content anymore. Like 99% of the user base just leeches and chirps for more like petulent children.
It didn't used to be that way.
Ah, someone uneducated.
Quite the opposite actually. The bouncier the boobs, the perkier. Breast tissue is elastic, fat is not.
Think of it as teh difference between a jello mould, really jiggly but holds its shape and isn't actually all that floppy, and a sock filled with pancake batter. Doesn't jiggle, just hangs and flops.