I know everything. AMA

>>724741254
what's my name

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>>724741353
Rumpelstiltskin

>>724741254
>>724741353
https://youtu.be/upO_tqkKbjA

>>724741542
what the fuck

what does my dna specifically, look like

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is our belief of the nature of the afterlife something that affects or influences our personal experience of the afterlife?

or is the afterlife something we share, inevitable return to a single form, hell being knowledge of wrongdoing hitherto, and heaven the opposite?

>>724741254
how do you know everything?

>>724741254
gross im not thinking of thos beans

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im thinking of thos beans
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>>724741254
the government and your isp are monitoring your online activity http://www.ipanon.com

>>724741702
4"3 bald nigger
>>724741750
Death is an illusion. There is no afterlife, only life. Life is an experience. Experience is fundamental to everything you know. Experience is awareness of contrast, telling one thing from another. Separation is an illusion.
>>724741812
If a centipede had to explain, in language, how it moved it legs, it would take until the end of time.

Thinking bout those beans

>>724741924
Why do Americans insist on putting shit in everything?

>>724742189
if you knew everything you would already know what people were going to ask and youd pre answer them including this one

leave fraud.

>>724742189
>4"3 bald nigger
4"5, wrong again shitlord

>>724741254

what caliber is the gun on my hip?

how much money is in my wallet?

what brand is my wristwatch?

what breed is my dog?

what car do I drive?

what species of plant is potted on my kitchen counter?

what am I about to eat?

am I wearing a hat as I type this and if so what kind?

what liquid is in the cup beside me and what material is the cup made of?

what's on top of my fridge?

how old am I?

there's a box on a chair in my living room. what was it designed to hold?

what's my yearly income?

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>>724742329

>>724741254
I've been drinking for the past 6 days.... how do I avoid the collective hangover and actually go back to work?

>>724742422
>what caliber is the gun on my hip?
Trick question. You don't have a gun on you.

>how much money is in my wallet?
$67.41.

>what brand is my wristwatch?
Trick question. You're not wearing a watch.

>what breed is my dog?
Labrador. Black.

>what car do I drive?
Ford. Red.

>what species of plant is potted on my kitchen counter?
Sun flower.

>what am I about to eat?
Burger.

>am I wearing a hat as I type this and if so what kind?
No hat.

>what liquid is in the cup beside me and what material is the cup made of?
OJ. Glass.

>what's on top of my fridge?
Useless shit you never use.

>how old am I?
27.

>there's a box on a chair in my living room. what was it designed to hold?
Shoes.

>what's my yearly income?
$49,750.

>>724742705
Protein. Sugar. Hydration.

What's her name

>>724741254
What kind of dog do I have? And what is a quick easy way to gain weight?

>>724742189
If it takes a centipede until the end of time to explain how it moves its legs, how far through its explanation would a millipede get before the end of time?

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>>724743012

10mm auto

$563

casio

border collie. black and white.

(close) ford taurus. gold.

poinsettia

fried chicken salad

beanie

red wine. #1 plastic cup

empty wine and liquor bottles

29. close again.

audiocassetes.

$58,500

at least you're dedicated. I can respect that.

>>724741254
Why won't you answer this question?

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Why are you a whore?

>>724743495

I'm lying.

what are the origins of dacians?

>>724743460
>>724743012

and the empty bottles will go to an artist to be crafted into curios for sale to tourists, so kinda useless to me, but they have a purpose and will be used.

>>724744021

and who the fuck keeps change in their wallet?

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>>724741254
How many buttholes was I born with?

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>>724741353

Who is this 4chan?

>>724741254
Why do my farts smell worse when I'm in the shower?

>>724745313

because olfactory sensation is comparative, and farts smell worse than perfumed surfactants.

Which race is superior?

>>724742329
im american and ive never seen this shit on anything

why do you foreigners always go assuming shit this is why we bomb and "liberate" you

>>724745445
Well, I'll be damned! Thanks, all-knowing anon.

>>724744781

one. any others would be deformities, thus not buttholes.

>>724743978

caananites

>>724745567

actually I'm >>724743460

I think OP left.

but my IQ is 146 and I'm college educated.

>>724745759
What color are my eyes?

>>724745514

>>724745514

based on abundance and success, lichens.

>>724745955

statistically brown, but I have no way of knowing for sure.

>>724746099
I thought you knew everything you lying fuck
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW MY EYE COLOR
I CANT SEE THEM

>>724745313
The water propels it into your face because it's heavier than gas.

>>724746516

I never claimed to know everything.

>>724745849

I'm not OP. I'm just a tremendously smart anon that makes really educated guesses.

I would assume looking in a mirror would give you some objective evidence suggesting your eye color, but that can be influenced by the ambient light and your capacity to perceive color. If you are yellow/blue color blind and have blue eyes, or are red/green color blind and have green eyes, I would suggest asking a third party. otherwise, the hue of your eyes will tip you off as to whether they are hazel or brown.

>>724746516
You have greeny-brown eyes.

Wanking on LSD is the best.

>>724747217

not a question, but;

no, actually you should try ecstasy. it's so good in fact, that it will ruin sober orgasms for life.

>>724747464
I've done both and I prefer LSD. Asses even look different; it's like they're begging to be fucked.

>>724747646

well then you're getting some bunk acid, because if anything other than the inevitable termination of your fragile mortality and your inherent tendency towards suffering and pain is on your mind, you didn't take LSD; you took something else.

>>724747998
You're talking shit.

>>724748087

you're shit that talks.