Seriously considering killing myself. I hear slug rounds in a

If you shoot yourself, your really an hero. You should shoot up a school then jump off the roof to your death, while nutting in the air

>>724740367
I hear that therapy is the best method...but I mean, thats just me being a christian so. Ill pray for you, dont do anything dumb like kill yourself.

Try jumping off a ceiling fan.

>>724740647
Eh I don't care enough about making any sort of statement. I'm just done.

If I had the energy or motivation necessary to care about how I go out besides how effective it is in ending my existence I would have the energy and motivation necessary to improve myself or seek help.

> Obtain cheese wire and crazy glue
> Stand on chair
> Secure wire around your neck and attach to ceiling.
> Glue your hands to the sides of your head and wait for glue to dry
> Jump

If you did it right, the cheese wire will cut cleanly through your neck, and when your body is found, it will look like you ripped your own head off (because your hands will be glued to your head and still holding it).

Do it faggot

I heard breathing in a bag full of chlorine gas is a quick method. Also i know that there is a home made recipe for chlorine somewhere on the internet.

>>724740992
Old meme is old

>>724740367
Jah taught me many things ya kna? But one thing Jah taught me is how ya soul travels ya seen? You die unnatural ya soul stay pon da earth till the final days, keep on living and believing broda, Jah bless a thousand times pon ya rasta, good days will come and find ya, all part of the soul craft lickle bredrin

>>724741002
Yeah so here's the thing, I would love to go with a more successful and less painful/ dragged out way of dying

>>724741277
Hahahahaha

>>724740367
single 0 buck from a 10 gauge shotgun with an open choke. Will do you in with one shot.

that or a handgun with ceramic shot.

>>724740367
if you really want to, hook up a mask to a helium tank, make sure there's no added oxygen, easiest way to go.
good luck friend

Go do some dumb shit and have fun if your done with life, you've got a blank check dude. Bum it at the beach, harass strangers fight club style, wrestle an animal, go shit in a urinal. Who knows dropping that loaf in a urinal might give you that boost you need to keep on living

>>724741465
Why do you want to die? What will it really achieve when you could just steal some cash go to Thailand, do blow and fuck ladybois till you die of aids?

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>>724741705
Best advice ITT

>>724740367
That leaves a big mess though.

>>724741717
This op

>>724741689
Looked into that and apparently there are some issues that make it less than foolproof.

I'm still researching and I thank you for the advice

>>724740367
Who is this kid?

Why do you want to kill yourself? you can literally do anything you want, the opportunities are infinite anon. Talk to me, what's the reason(s)?

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>>724742034
It's true though man like fuck dying, go all out, do some crazy depraved shit. Live on the fringe, only way I could stand to live and I'm happy as shit. It's risky but I mean fuck I've had some interesting experiences from it.

>>724742133
Fuck off newfag

>>724742133
He's an hero

>>724740852
Fag

>>724740367
You could make a bomb and allahu akbar in a nightclub.
You won't feel a thing if you do it right.

>>724741705
I think the thing that you're missing in regards to the psyche of the suicidal is that a desire to die doesn't stem from a lack of purpose but rather it stems from a lack of meaning and ability to take please in life.

At least in the context of modern western society.

Life is bleak, doomed to failure not just as an individual but also as a society and hedonistic desired have long past fallen by the wayside.

You can't tell someone to seek pleasure when they have given up on the very concept.

>>724741705
Listen to this

whatever you do. just don't kill an 9 year old pls

>>724742461
Ok, yeah just kill yourself you fucking loser, you're probably either too ugly or fat. That's why your life sucks, because you have no friends, therefore you're stuck at home all day bored to death.

>>724742461
No all of that's pretty much bullshit, it's mentality and surroundings, both of which can be changed. Sound like a complete asshole I know but I used to think the whole "life is meaningless and society's fucked" shit too, started living life and doing shit for myself, having fun and just generally not being so fucking serious. Try it man.

>>724740367
Take off your belt and Robin Williams yourself.

>>724742789
Quit projecting, you're excuses are just as bad as his man.

Why don't people choose ODing? If I was going to off myself I'd be sure I was high as fuck

Like I said that is a blank fucking check, unless you fear repercussions of going off the rails in a safe way (not end up in a jail cell) and more like omg what will X think of me if I go off the rails, finding pleasure has nothing to do with it, it's called not giving a fuck and going out with a bang.

im currently in the proccess of commiting suicide. its really long but im going to get old and die

>>724742497
No I don't see what you mean because I've found what I think is the best solution and am simply asking advice.

So far every other solution suggested have had a lower rate of success based on all of the statistics I've read.

Don't do it man. Get help.

Right if you are gonna waste it all at least make it funny, I say clown suit and makeup, belt round neck, cock in hand and a birthday cake infront of you. Will make a hell for story for your rents and a laugh all round.

>>724742929
needles man, they are scary af

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That you decided to make a thread drawing attention to yourself suggests that you're not actually serious about it at all... Which is fine.
You're depressed, but if you were really serious about committing sideways we wouldn't even be having this discourse right now.
You probably think I'm taking a swipe at you right now, but I'm really not. I was the same as you are for a long time and I can tell you right now it's such a ridiculous fucking waste. I spent years being depressed shitty when I what I should have been was analytical and proactive about what was making me that way.
>>724740952
>Eh I don't care enough about making any sort of statement. I'm just done.
>>724741465
>I would love to go with a more successful and less painful/ dragged out way of dying
>>724742036
>Looked into that and apparently there are some issues that make it less than foolproof.
See what I mean? People have given you solutions that others have used with success before (note that nothing is foolproof) and you're fishing for excuses to dodge them. Again, nothing wrong with this, it just means you're not serious and the sooner you seek some sort of ACTUAL solution the better you'll be for it.

OP I'm guessing you're probably at least a little bit younger than me. I'm 30 years old and I wasted a LOT of time on this nonsense. Don't be a shithead like me. That's not how you want to turn out.

>>724742929
Low success rate. It'll be seen as a call for attention if you don't do your research and really commit.

>>724743034
omg thas an horrifying thing to watch lol

>>724742929
often times ODing takes too long and you can be interrupted by someone else before you die, then live with brain damage. or retards try to OD on the wrong thing/not enough drugs and end up with the same result

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shotgun to chest is most effective
shotgun to head is relatively the least painful
shotgun to kneecap is going to hurt a little bit
so what, your shotgun isnt maintained? youll be fucked then dude

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>>724742929
Make sure you trust that dealer tho lol

>>724743110
He needs a sleep and a day off from his normal life. To go out and experience something, whether it's getting high, laid or just taking a walk and thinking it will help.

>>724742929
Because an-heroing with drugs can go wrong and leave you a vegetable or just land you in the hospital, its probably better to choose a more, reliable, method

>>724743232
inb4 he gets kill by the dealer

>>724740852
>Christian
>/b/

>>724742258
Thank you

>>724743325
Would be better than offing yourself, an extremely sad way to die? Yes. But the most pointless and just strange.

I truly, honestly hope that you don't kill yourself. Forget all these coldhearted a**holes giving you advice. Do you need someone to talk to? I'm here for you! No matter how horrible life may be right now, there is always, ALWAYS hope for the future as long as you keep on living!

>>724743445
also you dont have to work up the courage to do it yourself

>>724743232
>Make sure you trust that dealer tho
Yeah because it accidentally being fent is his obstacle here.

Start lifting and become a fucking powergod like me, honestly though lifting save me in a lot of ways, it's a progressive past time. You get out what you put in, no real thought required unless you like sucking dick and then I reccomenf /fit/ but honestly man just do sormthibg physically rewarding, or stop being a bitch idk whatever works bro

>>724743325
>>724743445
>>724743590
A life threatening situation would actually be really good for OP in a way; because he'd immediately realise that he doesn't really want to die.

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I will leave this here if you decide it is what you really want

>>724742258
If you have to kill yourself for some dumb ass reason, rope off tall place, like jump down from somewhere. Less messy and makes for a better funereal.

>>724743850
Like I said, live on he fringe. Doesn't mean you have to live like shit just take risks like sticking your dick through holes in places or doing weird drugs with homeless people hey so far so good

>>724742258
Jump off a bridge with a parachute, that way if you change you mind you can always pull it

>>724740852
Scientologists are against suicide too, faggot.

>>724744131
Hey pal, you just blow in from stupid town?

>>724743144
I think the major point that you're missing is the original question I asked which is if there is a better way than shotgun slugs using a well maintained or new shotgun.

I have been pointed in the direction of 0 gauge slugs which I have not contested after during very basic research but also after very basic research I learned that gas/poison attempts typically don't work,

See this: http://lostallhope.com/suicide-methods/statistics-most-lethal-methods

Hang yourself but do a backflip off the chair.

>>724743960
and here is when OP has to work his ass off to get this stuff and meets the girl of his dreams in a job and decides that suicide was a stupid idea

>>724744191
Most cults are, how else are you supposed to fun them?

>>724744018
Not OP, but fuck I wish I had those kind of balls. My rational and concious mind is aware that the universe is finite and that nothing really matters; my primal, instinctive mind on the other hand has other ideas. I have no discipline.

>>724744213
Why do you care about methods? I don't want you to die but if you are why haven't you just done it in whichever way was easiest? You clearly aren't serious

I wish I knew you so that I could give some sort of actual useful advice. :(
Please, talk to a friend. Family member. Acquaintance you trust. ANYONE! Just don't do this. I would be so very sad if you died. And even if you don't think so, many, many people around you would be absolutely crushed.

>>724744275
case in point: the Catholic Church

>>724740367
I don't care. Stop making threads like these. No one cares.

>>724744398
yeah if he really wanted to die he wouldn't care about a few seconds of pain

>>724744315
I just sort of go with it ya know? The universe? God? All that shit? I don't even think about it unless I'm rambling, either I'll find out or I won't so fuck it. But living like this? It's just idk i just do whatever seems fun I let go of all of my worries and shit years ago, feeling alive is the best feeling I ever felt and it took me till adulthood to start. Point being do whatever makes you feel alive man.

>>724744398
Why would I care about method?

Are you serious?

The potential crippling/debilitating consequences that could prevent reattempts is enough to make sure to do it right.

shotgun through face, go somewhere remote to do it

You're all WRONG. There is no cut and dry way people behave when they're low enough to consider suicide. Life is not a textbook! And "I" care.

>>724744790
This is the plan so far.

>>724744213
No I can make a literal intepretation of what you said quite easily; I'm just pointing out that your showboating and beating around the bush will get you nowhere. There's more to life than exiting stage left when you don't get your way.

I came very close to suicide a lot in my teens, but every time I told no one. Closest I got was jumping out infront of a truck. It swerved and missed and I ran, that day when I looked at myself I realised it was just anger at everything in my life, so? I bought a one way ticket out of where I was and just did it man. Married and settled now with a great job and a life I never knew I wanted till I had it. Don't do it, there's literally never a point.

>>724744658
a really high building

>>724744658
Don't make me laugh, if you want to die you do it. It's not hard, there's a height good enough to kill everywhere and everyone owns a blade, but most people won't because suicide is bullshit

>>724744627
Psychadelics?

>>724745057
Shit if they're in my path I shall indulge

they should make suicide booths a reality

also OP you don't have a family who would feel devastated if you do it? if not explain what happens

Brother Ive been there, let me tell you suicide isn't the way. Focus your mind on your family and your friends.Things will work out for you.You should talk to your family/friends/councilors

http://www.samaritans.org/how-we-can-help-you/what-speak-us-about/i-want-kill-myself?gclid=CJ_E3vKGxtICFUGeGwodjsUG_g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykvC3QXJb18

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>>724744658
Okay fine, here:
Find the location of a building, business, whatever. Anything that has some sort of large, industrial machinery in it. Something like this maybe (though anything big with moving parts inside it will do the job):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQQv_sdcDX8
Now that you've found one, jump in it. It'll hurt for a brief moment, but you'll be ripped to pieces, guaranteeing death. There that is a sure-fire way to die if you can tee it up.
But let me guess: "Oh how am I going to find that?" "Even if I find that, how am I going to spend a few minutes figuring out the basics of running it when every second of my life is such agony?" "I can't trespass to kill myself. I might end up in trouble with the police if I do that. I don't care if I live or die; but I care if I get in trouble." That seem about right?

>>724745116
I meant did they help lead you to the state you're in now? I ask because they've certainly made an impact on me in similar ways.

>>724745387
Good man, I'm writing semi helpful shit (coming off a bender it's hard to focus but you genuinely seem like a good egg I'm proud dude

Please don't do it. What's going on in your life? I'll do my best to give you advice! I truly want to help you. Even though I don't know you, your life is important to me. I'll stay up with you all night! I'll do anything! Just keep living.

>>724744868
Yeah my discussion with who the fuck knows on an anonymous message board is clearly showboating.

I got what I needed though.

>>724745460
easily might not kill you

>>724745460
That is not a bad idea

>>724745516
Hmm, good question I think after doing them I definitely changed the way I thought about everything. DMT though changed me in an indescribable way though, I literally couldn't explain that shit if I tried too, I think I was already on the path I'm on but they no doubtedly led to some fun times and different perspectives

>>724745863
how old are you though?

Noooo! Don't say that!
Hey, my name is Cherise. I'm not just a random anonymous person hiding on the internet. I don't even normally come on 4chan! I just wanted to see what all the hype is about. And I found you! Please let me help you.

>>724740367
Bullet to head is messy and traumatic for family members. If you must, which I don't condone, find a cleaner method, i.e. Exit bag.

Buy some cannon grade black powder (4Fg) and blow yourself up.

>>724745950
29 I got a ways to go yet probably

>>724745998
>cherise
>show nigger tits with time stamp or gtfo

>>724740367
Costal? Swim out to sea as far as you an go til exhaustion. You'll surely drown or a shark will get you. Shooting yourself is risky. You might live.

>>724746224
gta 5 much?

>>724746224
That's the worst way to die lol.

>>724746084
Like this would work


>1. Get high proof h2o2 (30%)
>2. mix with acetone haphazardly
>3. Kaboom
>4. Profit

>>724746337
Pussy

>>724745746
Yeah but like I've been saying for a bit now: That's irrelevant. Nothing is foolproof and OP is using it as an excuse to mask that he isn't really serious. He thinks he's sold on the whole shotgun slug thing, but even that might fail for him... Well, I say fail, but that'd imply that he's actually serious about doing it.

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Dude. If you are serious, its not worth it. You live once brother. Just live it to the fullest.

>>724746544
oh yeah he could adopt a pet

>>724746544
>implying OP won't be reborn in a Buddhist manner

Well I tried, OP don't die for fuk a sakes go rail a line and suck a dick or get yours sucked or vice versa, love and peace to all I gotta go pass out. Niggers.

>>724745863
Mah nigga. LSD was a big game changer for me, but unfortunately I haven't had the chance to do DMT yet... Or shrooms for that matter.

>>724746484
shotgun is essentially foolproof, you just need the right kind of ammunition
if it'll take out a bear at close range, it will definitely kill you

>>724746673
I recommend any natural hallucinogen such as shrooms or peyote, DMT is a whole different thing, it's not even a drug it just is man

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>>724741145
old chan "an hero" reply b8 is old

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>>724746644
>are people endowed with a shitty life as punishment for committing suicide in a previous one?
>are they destined to repeat this cycle until they can break it by fixing their circumstances?
Nah just kidding: Reincarnation is for pagans from foreign countries and pretentious, self-indulgent Westerners trying to look alternative.

>>724746765
I could take out a bear at close range with my hands, I'm a fucking animal

>>724740367
I started killing myself when I was about 6. Used to go down to this local skyscraper and get into suicide battles with some of the older kids. I was saved at first, because I was just learning. But eventually I got better and became one of the best suicidal person in my city.

I'm in my late thirties now and still killing myself. Every now and then some youngster comes along and reminds me of myself when I was that age and I can't help but to kill myself with them.

>>724746644
reborns as a blue whale and kills himself again

>>724746940
And it would still be less pathetic

>>724746765
It won't always kill the bear though; at least not straight away. He could be helped by those dreaded ambulances and hospitals. They really like to get in the way of that kind of thing.

OP is a faggot

A big ass knife through the neck always works out

>>724746816
Funnily enough the only other natural one I've taken was baby woodrose and I had a horrible time on it. Thought I was going to die (even though I probably wasn't).

>>724746940
>>724747022
Hey at least he'd get to the beach for once.

>>724746905
Can you prove otherwise, as much as I can prove it true?
No. It can neither be proven, nor disproven.
Contemplate that philosiraptor.

>>724747248
Kek

>buy M88 Firecracker
>light in mouth
>try to swallow it before it goes
>???
>profit?

>>724747310
unfalsifiable = bullshit

>>724747413
M88s are weak af. Nothing more than a black cat in a bigger package. Gtfo underage.

Oy vey!

>>724747511
easier to obtain than M80's plus if it can rip apart a can it can do some damage to your mouth/throat

>>724747310
I didn't say that reincarcation is nonexistant; I said that the concept is only really bought into by people from foreign religions and pretentious wankers... Which is true.

>>724746436
>Like this would work
Seal it in a metal container, tape fucking ball bearings around it and then shove it up your ass faggot.

Anyone can buy black powder, just fucking blow yourself up.