Pick 1 for sex

>>724721468
bitch, even if you've swapped the blonde one with an hotter one, i could go for bailey

left obviously.

>>724721468
No

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>>724721591
nigga, you gay

Left: Disgusting faggots
Right: Adults who realize you don't have to like who you're fucking and you're getting too old to be choosy.

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>>724721468
Has Amy been blacked? I know Bailey has and that is kind of a deal breaker.

>>724721468
Bailey. Without hesitation

Amy Schumer is an unfunny fat hack so it's an easy choice

>>724721468
you know you're ugly when even a dude is prettier than you

>>724721468
I dunno man, the hyena or the pig its hard to decide

Bailey can fuck my throat all day long

>>724721468
could there be a more piggy-pig-like pig?

>>724721468
I would totally fuck a hot enough tranny but I've never liked Bailey. So, Amy.

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Right, cause i'm not a absolute cock sucking faggot

Why not both?

>>724721468
either, but I would prefer both (at the same time).

>>724721591
>>724721633
>>724721853
>>724721934
>>724722051
>>724722087


Choosing to fuck a man over a chick that's a solid 4 means you are gay. Schumer is no treat, but she isn't disgusting and still has a pussy. Just admit that you are fags and start living life out of the closet, you'll be much happier

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>>724721468
Barely gay all day

>>724722394
>that's a solid 4
clearly you aren't using a scale lower than 50

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i would pay $$ for there porno!

>>724722394
>>724722649
I unironically think Amy Shumer is pretty cute, actually.

>>724722394
Man, I'd suck the shit out of her dick, not gay though

Bailey Jay, obviously

>>724722394
I'm ok with that. That's one hot ass man

>>724721735
yes

>>724721468
Those trannys are hideous

>>724722649

4 means clearly unattractive but not disgusting. She is below average in every way, but you're a lucky man if you haven't seen women you'd slot a 3 under her, and women you'd slot at 2 under that, and women you'd slot at 1 under that.

Or you're gay. Either one.

>>724721468
Amy is a pig
Bailey is hot af
I'll suck hers if she sucks mine
No homo

>>724721775
You're definitely gonna need a lot more than coffee that morning

>>724722897

Don't you feel happier already? Now go forth and fuck twink ass!

>>724721468
I'd definitely rather fuck a trap than a fat/unhealthy sack of shit

>>724722821
me too, not to mention any hate for is

>"ugh ugh i are faggot, she not funny"

you know who else ain't funny? Amy Poehler

>>724723175
Found the one true faggot in this thread

>>724721468
the one which has never fucked niggers. I don't want AIDS.

>>724721770
So fucking true it hurts

T. Oldfag

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>>724723115
Do you take your shemales like your coffee?

>>724721468
Bailey. I'd get more hi fives from my /b/ros for fucking that trap faggot than I would that fat pig JAP. Plus I think fucking Bailey would be more fun. Amy is a tryhard. She probably would just lay there in a missionary position expecting me to do all the work like your typical jewess cunt

>>724721468
My hand wins out. Would not be thinking of either of these while I fapped either.

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>>724721468

>>724721468
Left would give me AIDS, right would give me a headache.
Think I'd rather beat off.

>>724721775
She is fat ugly and white. Also she is dumb and unfunny.
Of course she has been fucked by an aids carrying nigger

>>724723359
Yup. Only at 4am in a Denny's restroom

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BJ is very cute.

>>724721468
Bailey obviously, and yes, I am 100% straight

>>724721468
why would i choose a beluga whale over a Goddess

>>724723837
>>724723837
No. You are not.

>>724721775
Please tell me someone shooped Amy's head onto Donald Trump's body.

>>724721468
Fucking Bailey and I'm a straight guy who hates traps. But I fucking hate that fat annoying retard more. WE GET IT AMY. YOURE A HUGE FUCKING SLUT. NOW COME UP WITH SOME NEW FUCKING MATERIAL

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>>724723735
Ok Cena, you can shut the hell up now

>>724724039
but anon, that'd be just as gay too

>>724721468
Amy

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>>724723837

>>724724221
You should try out this brand new thing called hatefucking all the cool kids are doing these days. Then you don't have to be a queer.

>>724721468
If Shumer would either lose or gain about 20 pounds (to be a hottie or slam pig) then Amy else the man with fake tits and wig...

>>724721468
Schumer.

>With a knife.

You didn't say I couldn't.

>>724721468
the fat jew with the dyed blonde hair

>>724721468
I choose the kitchen cabinets. Highest risk of getting splinters but least risk of STDs

>>724721468
Both, I can fuck bailey while I eat Amy and after bailey cums he can give my black kiss while I fuck Amy. Problem solved.

>>724722394
Amy Schrumer detected

>>724721468
Ew

>>724724384
No, cause Amy is disgusting. If rather ass fuck sonething more attractive with better tits and a better body. I hope Amy fucking dies

>>724723175
Fuck u faggot, fking retard

completely straight and I'd take the left.

one is aesthetically pleasing with a dick. the other is gross on all levels.

it's just a dude, not a big deal.

>>724724711
>better tits
>plastic abominations
Linetrap is dead to me.

>>724724663
T. faggot in denial

>"i'm not gay"

dude you'd fuck a tranny, opinion discarded

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>>724721468
bailey i guess, at least shes feminine

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>>724721468
the blonde is amy schumer? i prefer fuck with the tranny (black hair "girl") or fuck a male pig

>>724721468

Are there any legit nudes of Amy? I have wanted to fuck her chunky ass for years. Long before she got attention/hated. Something about her weird looking mouth, kinda derpy eyes, and extra thickness just does it for me. She just has the make of a good budget amateur pornstar.

>ITT: virgins and faggots in denial

Ps: for the record i would fuck Amy like she owed me money

>>724725030
Exactly what Amy would say in her hilarious stand up comedy specials

I'm not a faggot, so the right one, but the left is admittedly way hotter.

>>724725556
I wonder what that tastes like. If it tastes like pussy I'd suck it.

>>724726046
tastes like your mom's pussy on a cock.

>>724721468
first and only time i'd choose trap. i'd fuck anything except Amy Cheeseburger Schumer

>>724726046
Im gonna guess it tastes like dick, fag

>>724725366
>still would fuck a tranny over an actual woman
okay faggot

>>724726303
so you're a faggot then, ok.

>>724726892
Virgin neckbeard

>>724727134
>not being a faggot makes me a virgin neckbeard
T. delusional faggot

amy schumer? gross

>>724727255
You comments are what make you a virgin neckbeard, and you know im right

>>724727255
You're basically Mac from it's always sunny

>>724726691
I bet Amy Schumer's matzoball eating pussyhole taste more like greasy dick than Bailey's dick. Bailey's dick probably tastes like floral swedish meatballs.

>>724727750
>your comments make you a virgin neckbeard
still not a faggot doe

>>724728013
don't know how to respond to that