Bored high school teacher just home from work
Ask me anything
What do you currently teach?
And what did really want to teach?
Are you working for a public school and whats your gender?
Just the girls
Teenage boys are not attractive
I don't worry about them, Dirk's too old
No, I had failure thrust upon me
Don't know shit about Zachary Taylor except that he was a mostly irrelevant president
>What do you currently teach?
>And what did really want to teach?
>Are you working for a public school and whats your gender?
I'm at a private school now, but I've worked public school in the past
Chopped them up and fed them to my dog
Then dissolved the bones in acid in my bathtub
That's a damn good question
Nothing's immediately popping into my head. Probably some really insensitive joke I thought was funny or something. I do have a propensity for putting my foot in my mouth
>is it normal to wanna teach higher levels, fail and then settle for lower levels?
I have no idea to be honest.
Doesn't seem like it. It's way easier to become a teenager by going to college for education than to go to college for something else than have to go back and get a teaching certification.
>Any students that have taught you something? random facts dont count.
If random facts don't count, I'm not sure what you mean?
I learn all sorts of interesting and horrifying things from my students every day
Nah I'm off the clock
Oh yeah of course
What I've come to learn is that teenage girls have absolutely no fucking self-awareness for doing sexy shit
So there's sexual tension, but they end up completely fucking unaware of it, at least on a conscious level
Notice my previous answer says "did want"
I know now I will never teach at the college level. I fucked around in undergrad too much to ever get into grad school.
No, I wouldn't date a student. More for ethical reasons than moral ones.
Eh. It varies.
Today I'm okay. It was a pretty easy day, break's soon, the girls looked good. I don't have much to complain about today.
But that varies a lot. I'm naturally prone to mood swings, I guess.
Do you believe your school is of high quality? And if it isn't, why aren't you trying to move to a country that values learning and intellect more? Are there teachers in your school that are objectively incompetent?
>Do you believe your school is of high quality?
Oh fuck no. We're a podunk little Christian school. Kids go to our school to either A) get Jesus'd or B) play sports they wouldn't make at public school. No one is here for academics.
>And if it isn't, why aren't you trying to move to a country that values learning and intellect more?
Immigration is not a wave your magic wand and move to another country type deal
Further, the way to solve problems is not to run away and leave them for someone else like a bitch
>Are there teachers in your school that are objectively incompetent?
Absolutely. Pretty much anyone who's name begins with "Coach" for starters.
Ever fuck an under age student, you sick fuck?
Some unattractive girl's instagram, from what I google can tell me
>Do you sometimes jerk off to your own female students?
Oh yeah, on an almost daily basis
>Like to their social media and shit?
No, I intentionally don't go looking for that shit
I know it wouldn't get traced back to me but I'd give myself a heart attacking worrying about 1-in-a-million scenarios like that
Take your cuck fantasies elsewhere m8
>What I've come to learn is that teenage girls have absolutely no fucking self-awareness for doing sexy shit
>So there's sexual tension, but they end up completely fucking unaware of it, at least on a conscious level
greentext a story about this
any of them have big tits?
fatties dont count
>greentext a story about this
>stay after school for detention duty
>afterwards go back into my room to pack up to leave
>some 13-14 yo girl randomly comes in
>i guess from volleyball practice or something because she's in a skimpy ass volleyball uniform
>'do you know my name?'
>i don't teach any kids that young
>'i don't fucking know sally or some shit'
>kinda getting on my nerves, get up to go home
>she blocks my path
>won't let me leave til i guess her name
>keeps stepping in my way
>about 2 inches between me and skimpy dressed young girl
>who's giggling like crazy
>in an otherwise empty school
>finally get away and go home
anticlimactic end but whatever
>any of them have big tits?
of course. not greentext girl though, she was too young for that
>fatties dont count
we don't have fatties. sports are too important for that shit.
cunt cunt cunt cunt cunt
I don't know, can you?
I have no idea. This is a mystery I wonder about on a daily basis.
I have no contemporaries at my school, and even if I did, who the fuck is gonna admit to that?
>Further, the way to solve problems is not to run away and leave them for someone else like a bitch
How are you trying to go about changing the culture then? I understand your point of view, but I don't see how we can go about raising our standards to be on par with, say, Germany's standards. The power base isn't here. People bitch about how shitty our schools are and then vote against funding them when they hit retirement. Superintendents manipulate funding for schools in ways that they aren't legal and it won't be stopped until someone with a lot of money and great lawyers goes to court. The south doesn't fund their schools enough and a disturbing percentage of people living there are legitimately anti-intellectual.
Actually, what state do you teach in?
I have actually read quite a bit about his death and I dont think so. I cant remember where I read this but apparently his cause of death was listed as cholera, though his symptoms more closely resembled what we now know as gastroentoritis. It was reported that he was standing for three hours in the hot sun during the dedication of the Washington Monument and started to get heatstroke. When he got back to the White House he ate some strawberries and drank a lot of cold milk. At that time there were reports around the DC area of gastrointestinal illness related to spoiled milk or there was something wrong with milk that effected quite a few people. Like I said, I dont remember where I read this but the book linked Taylor's illness and death to the strawberries and milk. Incidentally, do you know of any information about his children and what became of them after the Civil War? I have been to the library of congress but so little information about him survived after the union army raided his plantation.
It'd be a fool's errand to think I'm going to change an entire national culture by myself, but the nice thing about being at a private school is I can say "fuck everywhere else, i can at least make my school great." That's a lot more reachable goal.
But yeah, dumb motherfuckers don't want to fund their schools because >muh taxes
>Actually, what state do you teach in?
Don't wanna say, but I am in the South
At the end of the day, I'm a sappy faggot and I love most of those fuckers
Say a really cute girl in your class leaves behind her gym bag and schools over, meaning shes not getting that bag back anytime soon. Would you swipe a pair of her shorts or panties in there for "safe-keeping"
Would I be content being a high school teacher? I've always had an affinity for learning, especially history, geography, and English. I wouldn't mind being underpaid compared to other occupations, since I wouldn't want to live on too much money anyway. I'd love to teach subjects, interact with the class, and actually discipline and shut up kids who are always rowdy and are assholes for kids who actually want to learn. I'm only fifteen, so obviously I have a lot ahead of me in life...
Varies by state, I believe, but in general you'll have to complete some kind of alternate route certification program. I did mine as part of a master's degree in education. Took 2 years but it was the easiest shit I've ever done. Education is an easy as fuck degree.
Eh, I have before, mostly for the hell of it, but none of them are that attractive
>How about one individual kid?
>Any you hate? Ever feel like punching one?
Yeah there's definitely some kids that are cunts.
I'm not exactly prone to react violently to shit, but some of them need a good asskicking, yeah.
>Would you take a bullet for one?
Eh, probably not. I'm a cowardly bitch.
Do your students trust you enough to come for life advice ?
what good advice have you given, and does any of them look up to you?
>That's a lot more reachable goal.
Alright, how are you attempting to increase the quality of education provided by your particular institution? And I'm not talking about the classes you teach, I mean all of them.
>At the end of the day, I'm a sappy faggot and I love most of those fuckers
No that's fucking weird
And also incredibly obvious
Probably not. I'm mostly a glorified babysitter.
Actual engagement with the subject matter is pretty rare and mostly pretty low level.
Discipline is a pain in the ass because almost no one actually believes in it anymore so you're pretty much on your own with pretty limited power.
It's gotten to the point where I have my kids writing lines like it's fucking 1950. But it's something that I actually have control over.
Eh, a little
But they mostly come to me to show me dumbass youtube videos and memes you probably shouldn't be showing a teacher
Most people don't want advice anyways, they just want to be told they're right
At risk of t8king b8, yes
That's not really a simple questions to answer. But we're a small enough school that it's not that hard for me to politely complain and push for some institutional changes. There's also a strong sentiment of solidarity between those of us who are actually there to try to teach shit, so if we don't like something we're told to do we just kinda conveniently ignore it because they can't fire all of us at once.
No she's an unemployed alcoholic
I have no idea
Probably not, they're mostly old
Not gonna say her name because I actually really like her (as a person, not just a hot slut)
She's sweet, though she tries to get away with everything by batting her eyelashes at me and begging really sweetly
Fucking evil little slut, but sweet
>That's not really a simple questions to answer. But we're a small enough school that it's not that hard for me to politely complain and push for some institutional changes. There's also a strong sentiment of solidarity between those of us who are actually there to try to teach shit, so if we don't like something we're told to do we just kinda conveniently ignore it because they can't fire all of us at once.
Judging from what you've said about discipline being non-extant you don't have a meaningful impact on how the school is run. It's pointless to get into sentimental discussions on /b/, but this can't be making you happy. Organizing with others who care about the problem and working to raise our standards, even if by imperceptibly small amounts, would let you experience the happiness that stems from doing something you know is worth doing.
I teach 9th through 12th grade
Eh, there's nothing too terrible. Autists don't play sports, so we don't really have a lot of them.
Nope, I wish
>Your views on shave balls Brad?
I don't really know a lot of the facts there, but I kinda feel for him.
The girl was what, 17, 18? I've got a couple senior girls I could totally see myself dating if it wouldn't get me sent to fucking prison.
Does Trump have education policies?
I mean, de Vos is a fucking idiot but that's not unusual for any politician in an education department, and education policy isn't clickbait so Trump never really seems to talk about it.
Let the fucker run around in the rain. It's water it won't hurt him.
>Judging from what you've said about discipline being non-extant you don't have a meaningful impact on how the school is run.
Eh, this is a problem I've really only started to be aware of in the past few months. These things take time.
>but this can't be making you happy
This thread? Eh, it's killing time.
>Organizing with others who care about the problem and working to raise our standards, even if by imperceptibly small amounts, would let you experience the happiness that stems from doing something you know is worth doing.
I'm already doing that. Good lord, our school was a mess in the years before I was there. That's why our freshmen are smarter than our seniors.
I'm already doing that. Good lord, our school was a mess in the years before I was there. That's why our freshmen are smarter than our seniors.
Mite b legit. Cool talking with you.
Depends on two things:
>Prefer them as what? Students? People? Fapb8?
>Do you mean those age groups in general, or the particular groups I have this year?
Probably. And fuck did I want to.
But after the fact, I'm sure glad I didn't try.
3 days still spring break and all of them are taken up by school events/housekeeping shit
My kids are basically done until after break
>Are you liberal
Yes, or at least what used to be called a liberal
Now 'liberal' just seems to mean 'Hillary' despite that cunt being pretty conservative
>and do put your views on your students?
No. I go out of my way to avoid giving my political views. It pisses my kids off but whatever.
>Also what state?
Not saying, South
Fuck no I don't know shit about physics
It's really embarrassing but at the same time, I have a little sympathy because all my kids treat me like I'm that kind of teacher
Then they get all surprised when they actually get in trouble for shit
Force of habit, really
There isn't even CP on /b/ anymore
A lot of the time, sure
If a student asked you "is trump like hitler?" what would your response be?
Also, what would your reaction if here on /b/ here you saw your face? Wheather it is a "rate me" post or otherwise
>If a student asked you "is trump like hitler?" what would your response be?
Probably "You tell me" or some other avoidant shit
>Also, what would your reaction if here on /b/ here you saw your face? Wheather it is a "rate me" post or otherwise
I'd be confused as hell because I've never posted my pic anywhere on 4chan
There are however kids who are fucking obsessed with taking my picture though so I guess I can't be too surprised
I've had anal fissures for about 4 years. Every time I got one, within about 3-6 months, it would heal (sometimes shorter, sometimes longer). Now I just have sort of a skin tag there but no hole, pain, or blood. I don't really give a shit (pun intended) about having the skintags, I'm not a faggot and definitely don't want rimjobs from my gf anyways. But every time I get one, it changes sides. So i have a tag on my right and left.
Now since about 7-8-ish months ago, I've gotten what feels like two fissures both at the top. But this one doesn't seem like it's healing, and it hurts like hell. I always do my best to make sure it's clean, but it still hurts like a motherfucker. Every day I go to clean it, there's blood. Sometimes running as much as a nosebleed with the same color of blood as one, sometimes with lighter blood and not much. It just feels like an open wound practically. And when I shit, it always tears that fucker right open and hurts, sometimes filling the toilet with blood. It's not always that bad.
I really don't want to go to the doctor for it if I don't have to. The others have healed on their own, all I did was keep it generally clean. The surgery sounds painful, invasive, and I'd prefer being able to sit down comfortably like normal.
I'm mostly venting, but should I really get surgery or just wait this one out? And how can I stop getting these things all the time?
>What college I did you go to?
Not gonna say, would make me really identifiable
>and are you married?
Eh, I don't know, really.
The natural taboo of jb is of course super hot
But on the other hand, the older girls actually have tits and the like
If you're scrolling the main page and you see it, you can't un-see it
>I'd be confused as hell because I've never posted my pic anywhere on 4chan
>There are however kids who are fucking obsessed with taking my picture though so I guess I can't be too surprised
would you go out of your way to try to find out which kiddo posted it? Like if it was something like "grade my english teacher, /b/:
I think the worst thing I've ever gotten "in trouble" for was not writing up some kid who came to school out of uniform. I pretended I was sorry but it's fucking clothes, I give zero fucks
I'm generally on the right side of the law.
Out of my way? Nah
But I'd read the thread and probably be able to figure it out
My kids aren't subtle
Wait I got a gun?!
In general, yes
You would to if you could be taught it in an environment that didn't amount to "remember that this symbolizes this for the test!"
Two dumb black kids got pissed at each other and ended up vandalizing one another's cars
It's pretty fucking tame but we're a pretty tame school
Do you realize that your female students are all getting blacked? Do you picture every one of them getting fucked by blacks?
Are you racist? I got fucked by this guy on grindr
But you fail to mention what the white kids do. You find their mischief amusing
Depends entirely on the girl
If you put a gun to my head and forced me to pick, tits
Never done it
They haven't done anything anywhere close
Our school is tame as shit
Doesn't really happen?
Men can be
If you were boring your thread wouldn't have had this many responses anon!
Here have a pic of Igor and Grishka!
Is black cock supremacy part of the curriculum? If it isn't formally part of it, then you can be sure it is an informal extracurricular activity
How many of your students are getting blacked? Different anon asking here
Why are you cucks so obsessed with your own shit?
You've got like 10 of your own threads, keep your gross fetish there
Dragon Ball is terrible and you're terrible
How many of your students have you seen nudes of? Do you stalk their social media accounts ?
Here's a quick rundown on them:
>Rothschilds bow to Bogdanoffs
>In contact with aliens
>Possess psychic-like abilities
>Control france with an iron but fair fist
>Own castles & banks globally
>Direct descendants of the ancient royal blood line
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be be the first city)
>Own 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth
>First designer babies will in all likelihood be Bogdanoff babies
>both brothers said to have 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of two angels who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You likely have Bogdabots inside you right now
>The Bogdanoffs are in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the Orthodox Church. Who do you think set up the meeting between the pope & the Orthodox high command (First meeting between the two organisations in over 1000 years) and arranged the Orthodox leader’s first trip to Antarctica in history literally a few days later to the Bogdanoff bunker in Wilkes land?
>They learned fluent French in under a week
>Nation states entrust their gold reserves with the twins. There’s no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Bogdanoff
>The twins are about 7 decades old, from the space-time reference point of the base human currently accepted by our society
>In reality, they are timeless beings existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to the end of the universe. We don’t know their ultimate plans yet. We hope they’re benevolent beings.
>How many of your students have you seen nudes of?
>Do you stalk their social media accounts ?
No. I make a point not to. That's a slippery slope
In general, I liked high school
I had fun. I learned shit. It wasn't amazing, but it was alright.
He was on The Colbert Report
Late Night, less so
Which girl would you like to fuck the most in your school? Has to be a student
So Mickey Mouse is talking to his attorney, who says:
I'm sorry, Mr. Mouse, but I'm afraid your wife acting a little silly just isn't grounds for divorce.
To which Mickey replies"
I DIDN'T SAY SHE'S ACTING SILLY.
I SAID SHE'S FUCKING GOOFY.
Do you identify boys who you think aren't getting any pussy and try to mentor them to get pussy?
Yes, get some fucking stamina you out of shape piece of shit
>What books would you recommend me reading?
Depends entirely on who you are and what you're into. Impossible to say without knowing you.
>What books do you recommend your students reading?
Almost universally, my students don't read unless I make them.
And even then, maybe like 25% of them do it
I like to sleep and masturbate and play d&d
Jesus christ, can I only pick one?
That's one hell of a decision
Well, have any of them flirted with you?
Ever see a really hit girl with a guy and you think he doesn't deserve her so you cockblock?
Know of any lesbian sex going on in your school?
I think my uncle taught me that one when I was like 10
On the whole I find it impossible to imagine the boys of our school are getting any pussy
Who wants to fuck boys who do shit like roll on the floor and throw tissues at one another on a daily basis?
Once, a girl I went to high school with had her nudes pop up here right after we graduated
I had already seen them though so it wasn't a big deal
>Do you like teaching?
Some days I love it, some days I hate it. I'm moody.
Today it was okay.
>Is it easy?
>How did you get stuck teaching?
Had no idea what to do with my life, got talked into getting a useless degree like a fucktard, had nothing else to do
Oh yeah, all the fucking time
The thing about teen girls though is that I've come to realize a lot of the time, they don't fucking realize they're flirting with me
Thoughts of my little sister getting her virginity taken by some Chad
None of these guys deserve any of my girls. They're precious as shit.
Nah our girls are too tame and christian for that shit
Ever see thongs sticking out and then have to go fap
Has anyone ever been seriously hurt (like needing to go to the ER or hospital) while you worked there? Since the school is big on sports something must have happened at some point, right?
Shirts are tucked in
We had a girl who regularly lost consciousness for seemingly no apparent reason last year
Like would just collapse in the middle of class
Worst sports injury was some guy who broke his leg at a football game
Nothing too gruesome though
So do you look down on the guys that you think are virgins?
Did you see the thread last night? If you did do you have an opinion on it?
you look down on people who you think are virgins? I know I do
Some anon leaked nudes of his teacher that he stole from her cell phone. /b/ then proceeded to find her twitter and post them there, shit was funny. Pic related.
Just grow a pair and ask bitches out
Reading is a dying medium
And when I say reading, I mean literally using your eyes to process text
At this point, I'm happy if a kid reads anything
I'm not sure I'd ever marry anyone
But I'm not opposed to dating one
Private school, we don't let tards in
You laugh but I'm serious
I'm not naive about this
She actually looks pretty hot
I know, I went to a Catholic school and it was pretty common
Not an invalid use of projection, you just wouldn't answer straight. What else does a human have at their disposal besides projection?
There was one but I didn't save it.
High school is one giant meme
Pretty hot by why the fuck would a teacher take professional looking nudes like that?
A piece of shit
Our kids are rarely that stupid but often uneducated as fuck
I had like half a class of 10th graders last year not know what a verb was?
27, male, single
You're forgiven because that slut's hot
For the most part, no.
Our girls are surprisingly tame.
If you got them in bed, sure
But the maturity gap between them and the boys is just too big and there's really not enough older guys in the area to supply regular dickings
>Is your school at all prestigious?
No we suck
>Do you secretly wish that the lesser capable would die off for the betterment of society?
No idea. Was divorced maybe she needed the money.
I did save all of them, and there weren't that many. I'll eventually post them all if we keep talking.
Half a class
Half. A. Class.
My problem is that I can't keep a straight face at all. If I think something's funny, I'm gonna laugh.
Probably when a kid jumped out my window
Yeah there's a couple black girls that are pretty grody
They're probably the only ones though
I sell propane and propane accessories
Do you think teachers should be allowed to eat out the female students are?
Presumably, but the only thing thats happened on twitter so far is that her tweets were set to private.
Would you like to pick two students to playfully dominate you and have you eat them out?
No clue. Nobody is even sure if it was really a student. Could have been posted by a jilted lover.
What was the best sex you've ever had?
Are you fit/attractive/good looking? If you initiated a sexual relationship with a student what do you think their reaction would be? I'm talking about students that you think fancy you, if any. Also, cheers this is an entertaining thread
Would you be okay if every girl in the school lined up to suck your cock each day?
Do you ask your male students to give you nudes of the girls they're fucking?
Did you get pussy when you were in school? When did you get your first pussy?
>have you ever jerked of in your empty classroom?
No, there's a window in the door so that'd be bad
>Also what do you think of the yogscast?
>Annnnd Boyshorts or thongs?
Nah I dom, not sub
It's been about a year since I have
Can't smoke in my new apartment so I'm kinda shit outta luck
Probably when I fucked my girlfriend in her friend's bed while thinking about said friend
That was many years ago though
>Are you fit/attractive/good looking?
Not really. Not hideous, but not great
>If you initiated a sexual relationship with a student what do you think their reaction would be?
Probably rejection. At the end of the day, girls want guys at a similar position in life so they can relate. Fucking your teacher is something you do once or twice just because it's hot. You don't date your teacher.
Yeah sure why not
Be gay like the guys in pornos
And they've offered before. Unprompted. Because fuck they're weird.
I got my job through knowing the right people
Because I work 7 days a week for those 10 months
What do girls wear to school that drives you wild?
Nobody is going to bother putting that much effort into finding some random assholes on an imageboard, not even the cops.
They're trying to be bros with you , no different than sharing nudes here
why do you perpetuate the prussian education system created to create mindless drones when you know full well as a teacher the potential someone correctly educated can attain?
>Are you a communist ?
Teachers have the power to suspend students
Either that, or the girls come to school naked. Take your pick.
Not quite yet. As of right now I only get drunk as shit on the weekends. But we're getting there.
Jesus christ guys, uniforms
Read the damn thread
Yeah but they're cringeworthy teenage boys, I don't wanna be their bro
I actually teach an essay every year explaining that very system
None of the students care about it
dude what everyone knows you cum faster when you haven't charmed the one-eyed snake for a while
the correct answer is to think about something else, like football, or your grandma's tits.
well, that, or take opiates. when i used to do that garbage i could easily keep going for an hour, girls would go crazy, fully erect the whole time. fuck that shit though.
Not many, I might have actually posted them all already. I haven't really been keeping track.
They're cringeworthy because you think they're virgins?
What's the closest you've come to giving into temptation and fucking a student? You said you were a dom, would you dominate these girls in your school? Any you think you could especially dominate? Any indomitable ones?
I dunno. I've had a very tame sex life.
Probably get a handjob in my friends pool at his 16th birthday party
>Lol weed is better than alcohol
Everyone ever tells me that. I don't get it.
Alcohol makes every great. Weed makes everything a hassle.
weed makes time slow down and makes you a downie, so much fun
Do you regret missing the opportunity to do whatever the fuck you want at the age of your students and do you ever tell them they should really be doing crazy shit because life sucks when you get older?
Do you get mad at the football and basketball players for getting all the pussy?
If you could change ONE (or two) things about 4Chan, what would it be?
I sometimes go to visit my old middle school for some nostalgia and see my younger brother,and believe me some girls have the body of a 16 years olds.i also see dudes with tattos.i also started to notice that girls are getting smaller and smaller
>They're cringeworthy because you think they're virgins?
Man, get over the virgin shit. I'm not thinking about that shit and neither is anyone else.
They're cringeworthy because they roll on the floor and call each other racist for no reason because they think it's funny and punch each other repeatedly for no reason and other annoying, childish shit
>What's the closest you've come to giving into temptation and fucking a student?
Probably the story I greentexted above. That was the only time I ever had the opportunity as well as the desire.
>You said you were a dom, would you dominate these girls in your school? Any you think you could especially dominate?
Fuck yeah. There's this one really sweet, pretty sheltered girl. Lately I keep thinking about how badly I could ruin her forever.
>Any indomitable ones?
I doubt it. We don't have too many girls that are that tough.
I guess. Gettin' kinda sleepy now though. I didn't sleep much last night.
Eh, not that scared. I've already been accused of other shit that was completely made up and it blew over. My principal's pretty good with that kinda thing.
I don't wanna be a downie
I didn't realize until I became a teacher just how little consequences there are for the shit they do
Life doesn't suck when you get older though. Stuff like that is shittier, sure. But other shit is better.
No. I almost always have kids in my room, even during my "free" period
I'd probably get fired.
Or rather, nothing would happen until some parents found it, then they'd fire me to save face.
Nothing gets done until parents complain
At my school almost every boy is on the football team so that's not really a thing
Ban /pol/ again
Yeah it's kind of baffling.
There are 14-year-old girls who could walk in a bar and order a beer and not get carded
Then there are 14-year-old girls who look like they're in 4th grade
It's a weird age