YLYL - Political Edition
>>724709928
>>724709014
actually, 9gag is full of 14yo trump shills...
>>724711333
>liberals splash water on peoples pants
>pretend that they pissed themselves
what a cunning display of political strategy
>>724711333
the person who attacked him is probs a fucking retard
>>724711526
hahaha where did u find this lori
I still got some from way back when /b/ liked obama
>>724711526
wait thats not political
>>724711555
that wasn't water ;P
>>724711333
must be really big bladder for such a big stain
ITT salty sjws being edgy
>>724711646
haha somewhere online, cracked me up. save it, it's all yours my friend
>>724709014
>>724712153
I would love to see you develop how trump brought back jobs. Do we have unemployment data for this year already?
Also the reason people thought trump would not recover from his shenanigans is they thought republicans had a bit of humanity left in them.
>>724712153
Who ever said that Trump would never predict brexit? Wouldn't saying that be predicting brexit?
>>724712345
Do you personally know muslims? There are two in my lab who are charming and most likely smarter than you.
>>724709483
That commie jew isn't /b/
>>724712758
>center
>commie
'merica fuck yeah
>>724711333
his shirt is wet too you fucking faggot. somebody sprayed him in the face with water.
"so much for the tolerant left"
>>724712850
so much this
>>724712345
Why do they want demracy not democracy? They need to read less Quran and more English books
>>724712707
Shitskin cuck
>>724712707
Of course they are Mohamed, of course they are.
>>724713074
yeah don't try to think too hard, would probably hurt you
>>724712989
>>724713138
sorry to shatter your world view but i'm a middle classe white male.
Based stickman, the alt-knight
>>724713229
trump has not started a war on false allegations yet though
bush is still #1 rn
no doubt trump will get on his level though
>>724713159
Says the cuck/Muslim. Obviously there are some smart Muslims, but the religion and culture of Islam is backwards and cancerous
>>724713229
Old meme, Obama was elected 9 years ago
>>724713290
Of course, mehmet. Continue. We genuinely believe you.
>>724712947
Does anyone else think that Colin Jost would be funnier if he didn't have one of the most punchable faces?
His jokes seem sort of funny, but once I see his face, I don't laugh.
Also, is anyone else waiting for SNL to fire Michael Che?
He is one of the weakest cast members
He fucks up Weekend Update almost every week and out of the 10 - 15 jokes he tells, only 1 is even somewhat funny.
>>724713290
I totally believe you Ahmed.
>>724712878
What are you autistically babbling about
>>724713551
you lost
>>724713462
any religion is backward and cancerous. Which makes most of the US citizen backwards and cancerous. But you know, people have good and bad sides.
>>724713434
>>724713620
Outdated memes
>>724709928
the nose of that media monster isn't large enough.
>>724713611
Islam is the worst of the worst. Also Christianity builds great countries, Islam doesn't. Unstable and war torn
>>724713620
Hitlery would not appreciate being drawn as pepe
>>724711178
How the fuck would you even know? Banned nigger.
>>724713620
Except that literally happened...
You can't deny Meme Magic
>>724712153
Did he bring back Jobs?
>>724713694
Lol
>>724713620
Outdated ctr shill memes
>>724713721
explain how "the system" made donald trump a billionaire
>>724713111
> Screenshotted your own tweets
I'm ashamed this idiot votes the way I do (correct way).
>>724713962
Are you paid to say that?
>>724713779
tell me what good is coming out of christianity in 2017.
if you say charity that would defend islam as well. And can be done without a religion.
>>724712345
That how you see muslims you trumpanze, dont speak for the rest of the world
>>724713794
I like this meme.. is funny meme!
>>724713846
I read their comments. It's not worse than what's on /b/. There still are some nice places on 4chan though, but please stay on your containment board.
>>724714048
Islam does plenty of charity, they donate shitskin rapists to us.
>>724709483
Fuck that socialist cuck. Not mine, or anybodies president.
>>724714048
I don't know, but they do a lot less damage to the world than Islam
>>724713074
4 years of this quality of debate.....
>>724714048
How about a global peace movement?
Or a charity that's helping people regardless of their faith, unlike islamic charities?
>>724714044
Says the person paid to say that
>>724713136
For me, the weirdest thing was finding out this isn't a fake.
Just eww.
>>724713138
but seriously, where are the facts to back up your assertion?
>>724714325
Lol she lost. Get over it cuck
>>724714356
Sure thing, drumpfkin shill
>>724714401
They believe in sharia law. Yes, they almost all do.
Does anyone here legitimately think Trump's a good president? Honestly just curious
Hi guys
>>724712989
>>724712850
So you think some overpayed assholes which have no clue about the matter are more suitable? To refer to your comic it's like the pilot
has no flight experience but is a laywer.
Why is a politican which has never seen a real gun is a suitable choice to be minister of defence? Why is a fat chick supposed to be minister of health?
In my opinion a technocracy controlled by a huge amount of direct democracy would be way more effective than this shit:
A pilot flies the plan but the people can vote which pilot.
>>724713599
I'm pretty happy that Trump will go down as the president who lost the popular vote by the most amount while still winning the electoral college (lost by about 4x as many as the runner up). That will gnaw at him forever.
Of course, his ego prevents him from thinking of himself as anything but the best, so when he sees this, he makes up some nonsensical claim about millions of illegals voting.
The fuck is up with /b/ tonight being such beta cucks, sucking on Hilary's tits
>>724714547
I asked you for facts not your feelings. So please show me the facts.
>>724714461
Literally just "no u"
Hillary got caught shilling. Trump doesn't have shills, he has genuine meme magic. You can't fight memes with forced/paid memes
>>724714461
>>724712613
It always amazes me that people with obvious talent waste their time and energy drawing shit like this.
>>724714653
totally legit
>>724712758
/b/ more like /b/ernie sanders, so many sanders supporters here
Jeb is tumblr
>>724714653
i can also make up names in excel
>>724714697
No it won't gnaw at him, he doesn't care. He won
>>724714797
Considering at least 3/4ths of the planet hates Trump there's enough talent to go into making shit like that
>>724714841
until it became more fashionable to support trump
>>724714713
They believe in a backwards and brutal law system. That's a fact. Read a book Nigger.
>>724712153
Jobs?
>>724714796
This, so much this
I thought journalism was supposed to be objective and unbiased
>>724709014
>>724714841
Kike
>>724715040
it might be fashionable on this board, but I'd be so embarrassed to tell anyone publicly I voted for trump. How can anyone say they support trump with a straight face?
>>724713136
cant see the dick :(
>>724715002
>He doesn't care
>Constantly goes on about his inauguration crowed, how he had the best electoral college win in history, how the only reason he lost the popular vote was because of a giant mexican conspiracy etc etc
Trump's insecure as fuck
>>724715082
?? what is that?
>>724715043
i wish someone would pay me to shill. I dont care who it is or what they support.
>>724714164
Containment board? Whats a roody poo? or a candy ass? Then lets see who should be here. Nig nog
>>724714796
what the point of this picture? people demonstrating against somebody they don't like
>>724715195
I don't say it with a straight face, I say it with a smile.
>>724714064
>implying only trump's supporter think that
>implying it's not the truth
>implying nigger don't deserve to get back to africa
>implying we shouldnt nuke africa when they'd all be back in africa
>implying
kys
>>724715227
Well he says some dumb shit. I guess I'm not gonna speculate how much he cares, who knows.
>>724714186
>>724714288
>Or a charity that's helping people regardless of their faith, unlike islamic charities
Now you're going to have to stop lying to yourself and look at reality sometimes.
Just two quick examples of projects for everyone in two muslim-lead charities:
https://www.islamichelp.org.uk/what-we-do/uk-based-projects/
https://humanappeal.org.uk/about-us/our-uk-projects/
Also please tell me what's christianity doing for peace right now. Do you mean converting people? Can't you do that without using false beliefs?
>>724715433
Fair enough
>>724713994
>income from capital gains is taxed at 15%
>income from working for wages is taxed up to 39%
>>724714048
every christian I know is pretty cool for the most part.
every jew I know is pretty cool for the most part
every muslim i know is pretty cool for the most part
every atheist i know is a smoked dickhead who constantly needs to shit on people's beliefs even though it does not impact them in any way shape or form.
>>724715089
You're incredible. Bring out data and statistics from a reliable source. That's what he's asking for and that's what you should be asking for too.
>>724714797
Because trump voters are autistic diaper babies whose only talent is being retarded. No surprise the most productive members of society DID NOT vote trump
>>724713994
>inherit 100 million in 70s
>put in market index fund and dont do anything
>be billionaire in 2016
not that hard
>>724711778
What happened to him? Stroked out?
>>724713611
Did your dumbfuck-ass just compare Islam, the religion of terrorism, to modern Christianity and determine that they're both equally as violent and backwards? Maybe YOU shouldn't think too hard.
And before your dumbass assumes I'm some direhard Christ-fag, I'm not, no. I'm just letting you know how fucking stupid it is to blindly compare Christianity to ALLUHASNACKBAR-EXPLODEY-TIME JOIN MY RELIGION OR DIE INFIDEL.
>>724715473
Islam creates so much war and instability. Your religion is fucking trash. Two pet projects to make it look good don't change the reality of your backwards religion. It's still backwards, violent, and stupid. You will be purged, retarded animals
>>724715860
Sigh... If only.
>>724715270
>>724709014
>>724712878
he literally was a commie sympathizer before he was a senator, calling his baseball team "The Reds" because he liked commies.
>>724715583
And most people i know personally are pretty cool including atheists. So what does that show? That your point of view isn't a demonstration?
>>724715089
Show me the facts not your opinions, the facts please, with sources. You said most people see muslims like the image in the picture. So give me the facts demonstrating that. Not your regressive racism.
>>724715987
>>724716085
I swear if u guys keep making fun of trump I'm gonna get really mad!!!! REEEEEEEE
>>724715864
What the fuck. You're so fucking indoctrinated by your beliefs that you can't even conceive that I'm defending something I'm not part of. I'm agnostic.
Nobody should have a religion in 2017. There's no difference between any religion and that sect down the road except it was more successful.
>>724716392
>>724716201
well they're doing it to themselves, they're not getting forced by somebody else...
>>724715530
because a capitalist economy needs rich people to invest in capital, and a governing entity needs to encourage that. it's not a rigged system. If you want to invest no one is stopping you bud.
nice meme
>>724715640
It wouldn't let me post the original for some reason
>>724716507
>>724716392
Neither are good, Islam is just much much worse. I agree about religion in general though, it's backwards and stupid. I'm atheist.
>>724716487
Please use arguments. For example, do you have a religion? If so, why do you believe in it? How can you know that your god is the right one?
>>724715690
that's not "the system" that's just turning you inheritance over via business.
also he didn't inherit shit in the 1970s, mostly due to the fact that his father died in 1999.
nice try projecting tho faggot
>>724716724
Thank you based stickman
>>724716566
Yeah. Last time people trusted polls they thought Hillary was going to be POTUS.
>>724710102
Oh shit I lost
Knowing how people compared trumps crowd with Obama's lmao and to know the Hillary never got hers
>>724716783
Religion is literally for kids. Evolution required us to be able to believe in myths so we wouldn't doubt our parents at a young age, and take their advice that "fire hot". Some people never grow out of that as an adult, as it doesn't tend to have an adverse effect on their lives, so they believe in all sorts of stupid shit.
>>724716878
right. Prove this happened somewhere.
On the other hand, there have been quite a few racist terrorists caught those last few months.
>>724709014
>Sees the whole thread
This is why I never voted.
surprised you bananafags didn't /save this. it is my oc from last year.
here it is again anyway because it belongs here.
enjoy, and thanks for joining us tonight, Bill!
>>724716003
lmao!
>>724711526
Thank you anon kun
>>724716566
so how many people have been executed for leaving Islam then?
>>724716944
haha...BURN
>>724713582
When hut space outlasted all known empires and kingdoms in the galaxy
>>724711892
Voldemort never had her back.
>>724717212
This image. Terrorists won ages ago, and they keep winning. We keep giving up our liberties so that we can have the delusion of safety. That's a result of fear. You know, the thing that TERRORists are trying to instill in us.
>>724717089
So that's your beliefs too?
>>724717212
but i don't want muslims in my country
>>724717526
Racist
>>724714797
The term 'starving artist' exists for a reason. They have to eat, too.
>>724717506
I'm not the guy who originally responded to you, that's my first response. There was no real need for me to put your post in my reply.
In other words, yes.
hi there everyone! you all having a hilarious time itt? well, you're about to anyway!
>>724717691
I really really like this image.
>>724709483
>/b/ not taking the chaos candidate
>/b/ choosing the least spicy man on earth as their president
555-COME-ON-NOW
>>724716201
>>724716507
>>724715082
I know literally nobody on this list.
What is this all about?
>>724716944
"statistics aren't real because polls"
OK
>asks for facts
>facts aren't real
>>724712707
>>724714064
I personally know many muslims
every single one of them hate jews and want to mutilate them and gas them all
they hate American values and our music and oversexualization of women and dont like that women here have equality
they hate gays but 2 of them said they jack each other off and have since childhood
try to fucking explain this away
>>724717239
Nigger I don't fucking know. They stone you if they find out. Wanting someone to die for leaving a religion is backwards. Fuck off.
>>724717691
>>724711802
Except Obama used to like blackberry which is a failed company given its status then compared to now. Not to mention that iPhones even then were limited and controlled its consumer base. Much like Obama himself unironically.
>>724715043
take a guess who I am
>>724716507
practice what you preach buddy. If you don't want it happened to you don't do it.
>>724716944
Polls are opinions. They can be wrong.
>>724713756
HAHA JEWZ ARE SCARY AMIRITE
>>724716245
Obama wooooooo
>>724712707
I know a muslim exchange student at my shity community college that got kicked out for punching a female professor in the face. He and his fellow islamic friends smell like weed
They dont like being bossed around by women.
>>724711555
proof?
>>724717675
I'm not the same guy bro, but we have to let go of every belief system and realize we are individuated units of consciousness that is part of an intricate simulation. But even that is part of a belief. We all have our own unique version of life. But it's way deeper than a linearly idea of time and evolution. Not sure how we got so deep in a ylyl thread but it's nice to meet you lol
>>724711729
"While hoping he fails" being the key phrase there.
Are you genuinely retarded or just pretending to for welfare?
>>724716566
According to the study you quoted, 13% of european muslims think you should get executed for leaving islam.
This chart is not in the study.
Consider killing yourself.
link as you're obviously lazy and just trusted the pic without looking at the source:
http://www.pewforum.org/files/2013/04/worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-full-report.pdf
>>724711231
Classic.
Bushisms are still funnier than trump. Bush was like a retarded Yogi Berra.
Trump just rambles like an angry drunk at the VFW.
>>724711583
yeah good one bud
kys
>>724718165
You sure its weed ? couldn't be sour cream and chive pringles could it ?
>>724718032
All Obama did was save wall-street by giving them a huge fuckton of taxpayer money.
Suck his dick some more
>>724712755
That moment when you think 14yo kid's from tumblr words are actually worth anything.
>>724717526
I don't want you in my country. So what do we do? Guess we have to learn how to live with each other.
sage this shit.
this gives me an anti-boner
>>724712302
I don't get it
>>724711654
Ben Garrison is cancer
>>724718247
Same, /b/ro.
wtf? Civility on /b/? Fuck that, I'm out.
>>724711514
>this
right in the feels
>>724718087
Kike
>>724715797
Pepper sprayed by a Trump protestor.
>>724718277
Not that guy, but have some more fun data, anon!
>>724715797
he saw a black person and a white person holding hands
>>724717857
Statistics englobe a LOT more stuff than polls. I'm sorry you're retarded.
Also that pic is false anyway. You should read the study ( http://www.pewforum.org/files/2013/04/worlds-muslims-religion-politics-society-full-report.pdf ) instead of believing memes on the internet.
>>724718439
Or you could try and find out what the word islam actually means
>>724717947
all muslims are goat fucking, flaming faggots who hate women and have a secret crush on jews
easily explainable
>>724718474
He's actually less funny than garfield comics. WHich are zero funny.
>>724718087
>>724718036
So don't masturbate or you'll deserve to be raped...?
>>724718068
Yes, that's my point. This poll can be wrong. More because of poor sampling than "opinions" though.
>>724718439
WRONG
Our founding fathers created the us marines to keep the muslims pirates and hordes off our shores
its time we fucking lynch these muslim terrorists en mass
>>724718165
wow. you totally convinced me all muslims are like that.
>>724718277
Still, most believe in stupid shit.
>>724712345
Wasn't it the GOP and Reagan that backed the Taliban in the 1980's?
>>724718471
The Fewer = The Führer
>>724712224
Gary Johnson is the biggest doof alive. Guy has no clue.
>>724718563
All of those facts just show that poverty leads to crime... And that america is an inegalitarian society.
If there are more black people in poor neighborhood, ofc there's going to be more crime done by blacks.
>>724713721
Back to facebook with you, comrade
>>724718818
Read what other people have to say about their own personal experiences with Muslims in this thread.
I bet your pseudo intellectual leftist self hasent even been to the middle east.
Thats a common thing with your Liberals and Leftists though. You never leave America to find out what the world is really like. You read about it in some book written by other libs/leftists with a hard on and agenda.
If Muslims could stay in the middle east, we'd have no problems.
>>724718606
Yeah I know, polls are just opinions
>>724718636
what does that have to do with anything?
if we have to talk about retarded dogmas from history, how about the fact that catholics literally eat their god every sunday (it's not a symbol in catholicism, it's literally his flesh).
now this thread is rly taking off!
>>724719051
>>724718439
Stay out of each other's countries. Problem solved
>>724712153
Cute how you try to make any of that seem like actual accomplishments.
Example, if you agree with his travel ban or not you cannot deny that it was a cluster fuck in how it was executed, easily preventable anyone with a brain could have seen coming, placing responsibility squarely on trump for all the shit that came with it.
Shocking i know.
>>724714597
I like his executive orders and his plans for the fiture but his fight with the media is embarresing.
I still think hes better than hillary but i feel like he should be focusing more on what he was elected for rather than this petty fight with the media.
>>724709014
>>724718786
america had more white supremacists terrorists than muslims those last few months...
>>724719327
mexico city is most populous
>>724718769
It's not a poll it's a statistic
>>724717804
>/b/ going for a candidate that dislikes net neutrality
No u come on now
>>724719327
this have nothing to do with my point which is about. You need to show Tokyo has the same social classes proportions than Detroit for this pic to make sense here.
>>724719456
>>724718336
if if if if if if if if if if if okie doke
>>724713398
I don't care how badly Obama fucked up... goddamn, after 8 years he was fucking worn out. :(
>>724719237
Good point and clearly shows that getting along with religious people is a bad idea cos they all have a degree of mental illness which makes them somewhat unpredictable and the Muslims are the current worse case scenario
>>724711514
>>724716724
Thank you based stickman
>>724718563
wow, it's almost as if growing up in a culture that considers you a genetically inferior second-class citizen makes you dysfunctional or something...
>>724719479
dear lord i hope you're trolling.
You don't do statistics out of the blue. You do it on data. Which in that case comes from a poll.
>>724719621
>>724719437
I'm not going to shit on your ESL ability because I know how hard articulating yourself can be with a limited ability and proficiency, but you're dead wrong.
Radical Muslim Terrorists have killed more people in the last 10 years in the USA alone than all U.S. domestic terrorism since the start of our nation.
>>724719665
>>724711654
Fucking children. Trumpfags are children.
>>724718818
I was just goving you my experience
So do what you want with that information.
>>724719665
that's true though.
>>724712302
>>724710102
Underrated posts
>>724719936
>>724711729
>>724713994
lol
>>724709483
Yup
>>724719990
>>724719990
Im ok with them doing these jobs. and im ok with those employers paying them whatever the market will bear. im NOT ok with them sucking on the teat of our welfare state and voting in our elections while not actually being citizens and not paying taxes.
this whole thread summed up in one image.
>>724719699
Now that's where we disagree. Yes being religious is retarded. But if you think everybody has to be perfect, you're going to have to kill everyone including yourself.
Some are neurotic, some are religious, some are arrogant... whatever? As long as we can work together.
>>724715690
But then he would not have employed thousands (perhaps tens of thousands) of people over the decades.
You're stupid
>>724712153
Trump didn't even know what the fuck Brexit was WHILE it was happening. How are you faggots managing to take credit for it anyways? Incredible.
>>724720095
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
fucking savage
brutal
thats actually true though
I voted after work in my precinct
fucking saved
>>724719866
Counting 9/11. Which happened because Bush wanted it anyway according to your favorite news source. How convenient. Now how about those last ten years only?
>>724720312
I voted through the mail. It's how us actually busy working folk do it. Voted for Shrillary.
>>724715199
its the thing between his legs that looks like a babies arm holding an apple.
>>724715987
Nice fake quote there from "occupy democrats"