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You have $100 million. What would you do with it?

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You have $100 million. What would you do with it?
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get plastic surgery
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get lots of plastic surgery
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get a hot fudge enema in a laundry tub
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Buy a piano, bass, drum set, and some other music studio shit.

Just started playing instruments and I'm obsessed. But I can't afford any of my own.
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fuck all the chickens I can lay my hands on
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>>724702932
Buy Horizon Zero Dawn
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>>724703504
guess I'm on /b/
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>>724702932
Set $10 million of it aside for actual spending, get a nice apartment but otherwise live much the same as I do now

Invest the rest wisely to make even more money.

Draw upon it whenever I feel like a holiday, or getting an interesting piece of tech.
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>>724703504
sauce?
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Spend it
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Fuck exotic gold diggers
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I would love to be silly rich enough to be able to buy a very successful and popular sports team.

And then shut the fucker down, fire all the players, flatten the stadium and refuse to sell the rights to the team name.

Need a lot more than 100 mil though..
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>>724702932
Buy friends, drugs, and someone to act like they love me, buy a girlfriend and one good friend that is my best friend.

We hangout all the time, he tells funny jokes ect.

And 10 dogs.
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>>724702932
buy a few nice japanese sport cars, get a fucking ton of pure heroin, coke and meth, then party until i die by overdosing
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>>724702932
https://youtu.be/yttbFbMPQeM
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>>724702932
Put it all in a will for my 2 cats and then kill myself
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go to mcdonalds and buy a Large Menu with a BigMac, chips and coke
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Buy a high-rise penthouse in Los Angeles and load it up with anything I want. I'm feeling Ritz-Carlton because of constant room service so I have no need to ever leave. Obviously high end gaming rig for 30 hour WoW sessions etc.. Then another PC used exclusively for commanding the internet. From my fortified tower.. I shall recruit and command a great army of autists. Together with my vision and their mad tech skills... we shall take to the internet creating great lulz.. I will live out the rest of my days as an eccentric recluse with god-tier powers.
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>>724702932
in reality you'll be busy buying self social status.
buying status with yacht
you also have to buy a girl that will run after you and smile 24/7
these rich people instantly busy
then you finance some business few times and big chunk of your money gonna be stolen
if girl you bought was from rich family there good chance she will stay.
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>>724705266
Punctuation, motherfucker. What an incoherent run on sentence this is.
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Great and effective things and all within the first 10 million ... the rest is about dream making and investment how far can i go is the end goal. Amd i mean how far.
Pee paww
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>>724705266
Yeah I'd probably date a girl from a rich family. Don't have to worry about her taking most of my money then.
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>>724702932
Two chicks at one time.
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>>724705266
What you want is the be happy and totally not bitter like this poor lonely fag.
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By my parents a nice home.
Get me a dog and a farm.
Grow crops and smoke weed.
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>>724705906
I've done that. You don't need anywhere near 100m to do that. I am pretty broke.
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>>724702932
Buy a decent house with a decent yard in a fly over state and live a meager life without working.
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>>724702932
Give my family half of it. Spend 25 m. On charity
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>>724706167
Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me you do.
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>>724703429
man this shit is old like the internet, probably I saw it in the 90's!
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>>724705718
they don't take yours (in most cases) when from rich family
they look worse than average when from rich families.
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>>724702932
Buy 4chan and delete all the weeabooshit.
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>>724703315
Wtf
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>>724702932
Invest $50million in diversified low risk stocks and bonds.

Invest $40million in various real estate

Spend $5million on material possessions (various homes, cars, boats, etc.)

Budget remaining $5million over 10 eats tapering to 80% of expect annual return from previous investments.

Reinvest remaining 20% of annual return on previous investments.

Do whatever the fuck I want.
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>>724702932
Put it in the bank and go back to living the NEET life
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start a strip club up put a nice all you can eat buffet right next to it, build an underground dungeon advertise online as master looking for a slave and say i have a full dungeon and toys for it
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>>724702932
Assisinate 7 people

Live my life in luxury
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>>724702932
Mansion
Macbook
PC
Real life size MLP plush of my pony waifu
private jet
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>>724702932
finally build a pc without pirated windows on it
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>>724702932
Cocaine. Eot.
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>>724706715
it not weaboo shit
it fools under hypnosis
hypnotic slavery
anime itself, like books and movies can be with good story
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>>724702932

Retire and live quietly with my wife.

I've never dreamed of huge money, comfort and hapiness has always been more important to me.
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>>724706935
This seems legit
When I get to the "do whatever I want stage" I'd build a huge house in the country on a big plot of land
I'd power the house with geothermal and solar energy
Grow my own vegetables
Hunt on my own land for meat
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>>724702932
i would be cool and piss it all away
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>>724702932
invest it all actively and turn it into a billion dollars and then finally kill myself with the satisfaction that i am a billionaire
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buy video games and pizza
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>>724702932
two chicks at the same time
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Eat magic charms
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>>724702932
Build a house
>here's the catch
I would build a house that's supported by a truss of steel girders and only has one floor above ground so it appears to be a one bedroom one bathroom townhouse.
I would build 11 more floors below that all with 20 to 30 foot tall ceilings and the very bottom floor would be my private pool. It'd be olympic size with 12 lanes starting at a mere 4 1/2 feet and going up to 12 feet deep. It'd have a diving board as well, not a shitty small one either, like a full size one where you have to walk up a mini ladder to get onto it. On the same floor I'd also have a Jacuzzi, a sauna, a steam room, a full sized kitchen, a dining area, a lounge area, several water tanks to store enough clean water to last a minimum of 8 years, and a home theater area. The house would be built like a bomb shelter with every floor encased in several feet of concrete and steel, each floor would however have tunnels that lead to various hidden access hatches located in my back yard which would be walled in with a 12 foot tall by 5 feet thick brick wall.
>I'll continue in next post
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>>724709562
>>I'll continue in next post
please dont- /b
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>>724704293
who's that guy ? what he's saying is really touching
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>>724705718
you think rich people don't want even more?
you're naive.
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>>724708691
if you want to be ecologically responsible, you need to live in a city. Spreading habitations is the worse you can do for the planet. Just imagine how much more energy is needed for transportation and heating for example.
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I'd buy weed by the truck load and live in a massive ass house. I'd have a huge ass boat that I go fishing in once per year. I would forever refuse to work. Obviously I'd buy the entire steam library and every single game and console known to man. It would also all be projected on a massive computer screen. Every night I'd go to a night club and do ecstasy. Basically I'd blow it all on the most fabulous and expensive things in life while leaving around two million to actually live off of when I get done partying.
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>>724710719
>implying I want to ecologically responsible
I'm just trying to be self sufficient
t. environmental science major
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>>724711326
my eyes just cant roll any harder.
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>>724703498
This is actually a pretty good idea
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>>724711326
right
let's push this further then
how would you get your new clothes?
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>>724711728
I'd buy them from a store
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>>724709562
My back door of the top floor would open directly into a giant gazebo with mosquito netting and would have two chambers to clear before you're out so as to keep insects and other wildlife the fuck away from where I like to have outdoor dinners and such. Once out of that, there would be two fire pits on either side of yet another swimming pool (this one would be for friends and family so there's no need for it to be fancy, a standard in ground will suffice along with a moderate sized diving board.)
All around the pool I'd make cement but beyond that would be AstroTurf which would be surrounded with tartan track so I'd have somewhere to jog for exercise. I'd have cameras everywhere and the entire house would be wired for sound, I'd have a garage that had an elevator for the care sitting in it so that I could lower it as far as the 3rd level and drive out of the secret exit tunnel once again located elsewhere on my property while storing another vehicle in the top floor's garage. Every floor would have a series of locks in order to access the next and only I would have access, My front doors would have no windows, just big ass thick doors with big ass locks. My windows would be magnificent and endearing yet also have the ability to be covered by bullet proof steel shudders that slide into position on the inside. I'd have an armory inside, on one of the bottom floors, with enough firepower to eliminate any threats that may enter or endanger my home.
I would keep my home at the end of a cul de sac and build similar homes lining either sides of the road with 3 or 4 stories underground. I would rent some and sell some and use the money to fund the maintenance on my home and then buy more property and create similar projects.
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>>724709654
too late you fuckin negative bitch
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>>724702932
Buy a private island, have a bunch of niggers flown in, load up and go on a hunt
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>>724711956
Why so secure ?
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>>724702932
Hire like 70 prostitutes and do pet play with them
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>>724712351
privacy.
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>>724712039
unfortunate. Well if the shit does go down at least i know the blueprint of your bunker so i can assrape your candy ass.
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I'd set 20 million to the side to live off of for the rest of my life. Use part of it to buy a simple condo in an upper class neighborhood, something that my interest would pay for easily. Then just spend my days playing Vidya, watching anime, traveling, learning and fucking pornstars at will. Probably start a Let's Play channel just for fun.

I'd use the rest to create a self-powered fallout/apocalypse shelter with at least 25 years worth of food, a weapons stockpile, and sources of renewable fresh water and food.

Once that was complete I'd use whatever was left to fund various bioengineering and nanotechnology ventures and invest in them. No better way to get richer than by bringing about the future.
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>>724702932
I would give your mom AIDS
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I've had my 'millionaire' dream plan for a few years. A few of my closest friends are filmmakers, musicians, etc. and I would simply invest in them. Finance all four of them for a year and give them a shared space /headquarters to create. I would spent that year building my network and making sure the right people see the work.

Essentially I would use my millions to make them millionaire as well.
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>>724712669
Google the definition of blueprint and then kys
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>>724702932
I would build a military grade explosion proof plexiglass money pit in the middle of the ghetto and swim in it like Scrooge McDuck.
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>>724707855
This. And a lot of books
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>>724713642
What if their music and films are dogshit and you've haemorraged a tonne of your money into funding your friends vanity projects? Your friends will grow to resent you, they will consider you responsible for their failures.
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Two girls, at the same time.
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Buy a small secluded island.
Build a small walled fortress and small mansion.
Plant lots of food.
Go to each continent and buy one baby girl from the most attractive couples (one asian, one latina, one blonde, one redhead, one brunette)
Raise them as my daughters/harem
Fuck 'em and reproduce
They give birth to more attractive girls
Send the boys away
Repeat repeat repeat
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>>724714296
They'll probably end up with your ugly ass looking face
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I'd start propositioning people I hate's girlfriends and various family members to let me secretly fuck them and then covertly record the entire thing and show it to the people I hate.
>fucked your mom
"nuh uh"
>AND NOW OUR FEATURE PRESENTATION.
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>>724702932
2 chicks at the same time
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>>724714791
There are sluts everywhere, you can do that for free.
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>>724710259
mr rogers
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>>724702932
Get accountant
Figure out how to live off interest
Quit job
Fuck bitches on my boat
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>>724715310
Accountant embezzles your funds, back to square one.
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>>724702932
>buy $25m worth of gold and silver
>spend $15m paying off debts and helping parents/immediate family members who helped me
>invest $10m
>spend $25m on self-improvement through earning other degrees, getting tech shit, etc
>spend $10m on improving living conditions in North Korea
>figure out what to do with remaining $10m...probably a lot of trips
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I wouldnt spend a lot of it really, it seems cool owning things like yatchs and mansions, but those things are a fucking hassle to maintain , if needed i would just rent it and not have to worry about taking care of it
realistically i would buy a small house , two cool cars and invest the rest.
With the earnings from my 95 million+ investments i would simply enjoy the rich lifestyle, probably would spend most of my earnings travelling.
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>>724715774
Oh, and
>buy $5m worth of small arms
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>>724702932
Put a 10,000 price on every nigger, muslim, and indian head in the united States.
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>>724715774
How are you allocating $25m for education and tech gadgets? What gadgets are we talking about? How many courses are you taking?

Absolutely would not cost $25m
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Party till I die

There's no other correct answer
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>>724716109
Mostly courses dealing with Comp Sci and IT (since I wasn't smart enough/guided to to major in these things the first time around), but also electrical engineering. I'd want to become like Ironman, but this time out to kill him from the get-go.
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>>724702932
Form a vigilante anti-poaching merc squad and go around dispatching endangered animal poachers.

And do some water aid type charity work. Dig some wells, build some aquifers etc. Gotta keep hydrated
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>>724716004
3.3 million Muslims in U.S.
37.6 million African-Americans in the U.S.
2 million Indian-born citizens in the U.S.

That means it'd cost $429 billion, you dumb piece of shit
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>>724716771
If that Anon were capable of critical thinking of that (or any) magnitude, they would not have even joked about something so ridiculous.
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>>724703498
>>724711726
second this shit. instruments are hella expensive
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>>724716771
That also means you'd have 42 cents to kill each of those people
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hello prepaid runescape cards u feel me
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>>724717290
PENGUIN SPIES RESET IN 27 MINUTES.
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Pay one of those dog cloners to clone me. and raise it as my son like that starwars bounty hunter.
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>>724702932

https://youtu.be/NXn0Cao8jm4

IF I HAD 100 MILLION I WOULD BURN IT ALL.
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>>724702932
>import by dutch girlfriend
>buy land with timber and water
>build or refurbish a modest house
>get a t1 line and solar panels
>make a garden and green house
>build a shooting bay
>buy gpnvg-18
>buy an mh-6 helicopter
>go to pilots school
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>>724716004
You can get a glock 17 for $500, way cheaper just to kill yourself instead
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pay off all my debts
buy a boat
buy some land to hunt and fish on
build a TEOTWAWKI bunker on that land
ride out the apocalypse
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>>724709267
You only need about $300 for that fam.
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>>724702932
Hire 3 assassins to kill each other, without them knowing.
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buy a new car and a nice condo somewhere and play video games for the rest of my life
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>>724717504
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|haha |
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Buy 300 Rolls-Royce Cars
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>>724718229
aw i responded to the wrong faggot. RUNESCAPE FOR LIFE NIGGERS
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>>724718432
What a fucking stupid investment. Rolls-Royce cars are one of the most depreciating vehicles. You'd literally lose half of your money per vehicle.
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>>724702932
invest a lot of it, buy a nice house in colorado not a mansion but a very nice place, buy 3 cars, one super/sport car, one truck, and a tesla for everyday use.

find a nice 6' tall blonde hair blue eyed girl and fuck her as much as i want
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>>724702932
>get a new car
>move into a nice, small house
>finish college
>occasionally go on nice trip
>fuck trannies
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I would run for president, and during the election I would always tell everyone how I started out with a small loan of a 100 million dollars and that I am really really rich.
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Whats the point in even answering this question.. it will never happen
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>>724702932
I'd help fund the local Salvation Army then I'd set up a nice college fund for my kids after that I'd invest a portion and bank the rest, finally I'd take the wife on a long and well deserved vacation
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>>724702932

>commission 20 new episodes of futurama 20million
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