is /b/ smart?

>>724677026
Queen to E4

>>724677026
Isn't it blacks move cuz check

Or checkmate with rh8

>>724677026
Q to C8 check forcing K to A7,
R to C7
mate

>>724677390
That isn't mate

>>724677390
WinRAR!!

>>724677390
kb6 retard

>>724677390
Ka6 you idiot.
the correct answer is Rxg2, then whites Qxg2, then Ra1#

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>>724677026

We are not smart.

>>724677390
>>724677026
I wouldve done
Rh2-h1
Bh1
Ra1

>>724677026
Rook to H8
Black is in check and the only move to save him is for queen take the rook on H8
Then rook to A1

>>724677390
K to B6

Rook to h8, black queen xh8 to save check, rook to a1 checkmate.

>>724677390
R E T A R D
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>>724677026
Ra1+ - Qa1 -Rh8+#

zugzwang puzzles are worst

1. Rg1 Qxg1 (Qxh2 2.Ra1#)
2. Rh8#

>>724677950
Then Q also takes A1, and you've lost both rooks.

>>724677746
Qa2
Thats not mate in 2 moves

>>724677026

Why not just Queen to a3?

>>724678056
Upps , i am retard :/

>>724677950
Congratulations on being the first non retard

>>724678056
Not mate Qxh8

Omg so simple.
C1 to h1
Then h1 to a1

>>724677026
1. Qc7b6 no matter what black's next move is, one of the rooks will mate either on a1/a2 or h8.

Easy.

>>724678174
h1 is dead after moving it to a1

>>724678059
cool

>>724678214
Qc7b6-Qh1c1-Rh2h8-Qc1c8
Not two moves

>>724677026
C1 to g1

black has 2 valid moves only, h1 to g1 or h1 to h2.

In case cases just move the remaining rook h2 to h8 or g1 to a1, mate.

>>724677026
R(C1)xQh1 - g2xRh1 -Ra2+#

>>724677026
Eat queen. bishop does whatever he wants. Move the apropriate rook to the apropriate place. Bam.

RH8 [no matter which one]
B whatever, even if he eats one rook, the other can mate
RH8 or RA1

>>724678214
The black queen will fuck you up, though

>>724678402
yes thank you

>>724677026
Rook(H20) takes Queen(H1)
Rook(C1) to A1
mate
duh...

>>724678513
bom i'm retarded, first RH1

>>724678398
dam you!

>>724678557
H2 sorry

Rook to G1.
The only valid move for black is to capture Rook H1 to G1.
Rook H2 to H8.
Checkmate.

>>724677026
Rcxh1
If gxh1, Ra2 checkmate
If g1, Rh8 checkmate

>>724678402
that's cool and correct.

>>724677026
Just move /thread-b8

>>724678513
That's a pawn, not a bishop.
If you let it advance that's not to moves,as it can block your path.
The best course of action I see, though

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>>724677026

>>724678513
Holy crap the only sane person here.

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>>724678830

>>724678836
>>724678513
That's a pawn.. not a bishop...

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>>724678878

Use of the rooks and take the black queen either way, then black pawn take rook. Use the other rook to take the pawn and go for the checkmate. Ez

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>>724678919

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>>724679033

>>724678931
Black is top, white is bottom, don't let the pawn take at h1.

>>724678402
only correct answer btw.

>>724677026
Rook to a1
then Rook to h8

>>724678716
Nevermind, forgot Rcxh1 g1, Rh8+ is met with queen or rook g8

>>724678698
This is correct except he can also capture h2. Then there's Ra1 checkmate

>>724677026
Tower H2 + H1
Pawn G2 + H1 (Queen)
Tower C1 + H1
King A8-A7
Tower H1-A1 Chessmate

>>724678402
Wouldn't C1 to G1 cause a tie?
The blacks can't move

>>724677026
H2-H1
Black can only move pawn
C1-A1 Mate
or alternatively;
H1-H8

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>>724679054

Rook to g1. Blacks only move is the queen taking either rook, which is important as the other option could be black queen giving check or pawn promoting to queen. Obviously black king can't move either way. Once the black queen takes a rook, the other rook is free to go to a1 or h8 for mate.

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>>724679231

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>>724679267

>>724679211
Nope, h1 to h2 and h1 to g1 are both valid moves. Leaving you 1 rook to mate with that cannot be contested. Black MUST take one of those two moves.

>>724677155
???? Queen can't go to E4.

>>724677274
It says WHITE TO PLAY MATE IN 2 MOVES

>>724677746
K B6 you mean, A6 is covered by queen going to C8

>>724678513
>>724678827
If you take the queen with a rook, the pawn takes your rook (H1 = white box = white rook starting point) and becomes another queen, then you -have- to take the new queen with the other rook.

After you do that, Black has no play. It's a tie.

>>724679308
Alright
Queen moves to h2. You sy that Rook to a1.
Pawn to g1, "becomes" a queen/bishop, blocking your path. Not mate in 2.

>>724679245
This is the solution.

Rook G1. Blacks ONLY move on the board is to take one of the Rooks.

If Q takes H2 rook, G1 rook goes to A1. Checkmate.

If Q takes G1 rook, H2 rook goes to H8.
Checkmate.

2 moves.

>>724677950
>>724678060

>>724679662
You're fucking stupid, if queen takes H2 you move g1 to a1, mate.

c1->h1
h2->a2

>>724678382
if h1 dies then h2 goes to a2 and mates

>>724677026
H2 to H1
Then
C1 to A1

>>724679891
see>>724679353

Won't black play after you take his queen? He makes another queen with the pawn.

Then takes your A1 Rook too.

>>724678059
You have to force their hand, no? Leaving them with options has never been the answer in any one of these that I have ever solved.

>>724679800
Yup, I am retarded.
Just realized

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Now listen to me, fuckers.
Rcg1 - > you are now alowing only queen move from the black 2 options
1.) Qxh2 -> white to move: Ra1#
2.) Qhg1 -> white to move: Rh8#

>>724678557
You're forgetting black moves.
pawn takes rook
then
new queen takes A1

>>724680027
If he makes another queen with the pawn, then you can take it with H8 rook, but then it wont be 2 moves anymore.

>>724678059
>Rg1 Qxg1 (Qxh2 2.Ra1#)
>2. Rh8#
well played sir :)
did you know it?

>>724680288
dubs never lie

Win in two moves: rook to b1. Then depending what black does, mate is queen to b7 or rook to h8

>>724677026
Rook to H8
Queen takes rook
Rook to A1
Mate

>>724677026
Qc8 check, black does something, rc8

>>724677331
No because the black queen will take it, check avoided.

>>724680542
no. queen captures rook on a1

>>724677026
>>724677026
Rxh1+
Bxh1
Ra1++

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C7 -> B7 then C1 ->C7

1. Ra1+ Qxa1 2. Rh8#

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>>724682127
WinRAR

-white Rook C1 to A1 check black king
-black queen takes rook at C1
-white Rook at H2 is now free from queen.. moves up to H8 check mates black king.

>>724677835
Underrated post

>>724677026
Rh8+
Qxh8
Ra1++

>>724682848
and black queen takes h8 rook dumbass

>>724677026
First you take the pawn with the h2 rook. After that you mate with which ever rook is able to.

Technically, it takes 3 turns to mate, but the queen can only sacrifice itself to delay the mate.

>>724677026

White rook (h2 to h8) "check"
Black queen takes room @h8
White rook (c1 to a1) "checkmate"

What the fuck retards? This is piss easy Rh8, Qxh8, Ra1#

>>724684872
Have you heard of the queen's special sudoku yabizawe diagonal move?

>>724678084
Because that queen is actually the King

>>724684345
I got a better one. Qb6 followed by Rc8 or Ra2.

>>724685877

It has to be Qb6. Confirm.

White c1 rook to a1
Check, force black h1 to a1
White h2 to h8
Mate

>>724686122
nope
white Queen B6 - black queen H2
then you'll not be able to win next move.
OP HERE STOP WANKING only answer in 2 moves is
>>724678059

>>724677026
c1 to b1
queen takes b1 rook
h2 to h8 check
Qb1 to b8
h8 to b8, mate

>>724677026
white rook at H2 to take queen at H1

black probably moves pawn to queen, doesn't matter

white rook at h1 moves to h8, checkmate

>>724682127
>>724682690

Ra1+ Qxa1 2. Rh8.... Qxh8 ...

Rook on C1 to H1, Bishop to H1, Rook on H2 to H8, checkmate

>>724687233
>black probably moves pawn to queen
Black takes rook@h1 and queens

Q c8
K a7
R c7

>>724689441
This

Either Rook takes Queen, blacks only move is for pawn to move forward one space or take Rook, either way pawn/new queen is taken on next turn. Blacks only piece left is king, because black cannot choose not to move, that's mate.

>>724687233
But that is 2.5 moves

I´m the most stupid peace of shit on this entire planet. Even dumber than SJW´s.