>Go into your room >See this on your bed What do you do next?

lick da booty

>>724549900
double dubs check

bury it deep and never pull out, she's mine now.

>>724549900
ask her who did that to her, since she could not lock both of her hands alone

>>724549951
no licky da booty

>>724549900
Dont deal with niggers so probably just whore her out and make some money

>>724549900
I'd show her why blacks were slaves.

>>724549900
>push off bed
>fap on internet
>Cover it up and hope problem solves itself
>back to fapping to my superior 2d weaboo prawn

>>724549900
Call the zoo

>>724549900
Send her back to the cotton fields

>>724549900
lick her anus hard

>>724549900
call animal control and have the monkey removed from my house

>>724549900
Call pest control. Nigger infestation can do a lot of damage if left unchecked, better to clear them out quickly.

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If u c this who do u fuck

>>724549900
1:Call her a faggot.
2:sage
3:???
4:Profit

>lie down next to it and try falling asleep
>try to ignore the smell

>>724549900
Give her black ass a stern whipping then I'd tell that nigger to get back in the cotton field

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untie her and offer to drive her home

Make a trips decide thread on /b/

>>724549900
Roll

>>724549900
stick my head in arse

get the fuck out of my house ASAP and figure out who is trying to set a trap like this for me

>>724549900
Kick that blue-gummed darkie's ass back into the cotton field. I don't have any house niggers.

I'd colonize

>>724550019
Then you hand her a bowl full of eggs I bet

>>724552572
me also

>>724549900
help her take these off

Dress her

talk with her and ask her who did that

hand her a bowl of eggs

then she kills me and steal my wallet because she's a nigger

>>724549900
Turn 720 degrees and walk away

>>724549900
Think damn i got on the wrong ship.

Make my dick the same color as her skin

In the butt

>>724553328
don't get dizzy

>>724553328
fucking idiot you would only face your right

you should turn 1440 degrees then u could go away

>>724549900
Call the exterminator and demand a refund.

>>724549900
Set fire to the room add kindling make the temperature 2000°c

>>724549900
ask mom where are the tendies

>>724549900
Not sure what you mean. It just means she'd be just where I left her.

>>724549900
Untie it and put it to work picking cotton.

>>724549900
kick that fuckin porch monkey the hell out, if she refuses sacrifice her to the Lord of the underworld, Moloch

>>724552793
fucking kek

>>724549900
WTF is the dishwasher doing on the bed?!?!?

>>724549900
Great, she is all tied up. Fucking monkeys escaping the zoo
>return monkey to the zoo
>claim money reward
>come back home and fap to /pol/ memes

>>724554264
this.

>>724549900
>throw in garbage
>thoroughly wash hands

>>724552793
kek

>>724549900
Make a "hot coffee"-pun.

>>724549900

Fuck the AIDS out of her. Then call animal control services.

>>724549900
Lol shoot the nigger of course...

>>724549900
Put this monkey back to the zoo and fill a complaint. Change the sheets.

>>724549951
Oy right answer.

Vomit, kill her for breaking into my house and indecent exposure.

Then move after burning the house down.

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>>724552793

>>724549900
Keep her as my slave, make her eat my creampies out of other subs

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>>724549900

>>724549900
Spray febreeze

>>724549900
Ask my wife why the fuck there is a naked nigger on the bed. And silently be grateful that it isnt a guy.

>>724549900
burn my house down

escort her safely home

>>724549900
Call police.
There's a nigger in my house.

>>724549900
Call animal control pronto

>>724553638
This isn't the fucking X-Games 720 sjoupd be gud

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>Go to friend's house
>Door open, you walk in
>See this
>What do?

Obviously this is a well cared for nigger. Belongs to someone. Check for brand or tag, call neighbors. Return lost nigger.

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>Go to party
>you gotta pee
>walk in bathroom
>see this
>What DO?

Intense tickling for the next 12 hours, consecutively.

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>walking home
>see this
>what do?

>>724557292
tell my mom to get back in the house

>>724549900
Let my poodle have a go at it. I've always wanted dalmatian puppies.

>>724557292
i am enjoy to the fullest extent

>>724557186
holy shit that 5 o'clock ass shadow would shred your groin

>>724557095
Whip my dick out and get a bj too