Confess your secrets, /b/

That's what this video is for.

>>724546354
My name Jeff

I am hohol. /thread

>>724546354
im addicted to porn and as a result have fucked up fetishes and really want to chill that shit out...

>>724546538
For example?

All my fetishes involve escapism from the shitty life I have that I hate.

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>>724546354
Oh fuck, where do I begin.

I have a crush for my cousin. To add on to the degeneracy, she is 13.

I hid the lamb sauce

Been sexting with my best friends gf for about 2 weeks, he doesn't know shit

>>724546590
I have similar shits.

I enjoy believing that my secret crush's tweets trying to get a guy to come forth and love her is a secret message sent to me, even though I am twice her age and we really know nothing about each other but a few short encounters.

>>724546605
You're fucken gay mate.

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>>724546652
I know, fuck me right?

>>724546584
/b/ has essentially turned me into a sissy cuckold faggot. pretty convincing trap when i try but i fear ill only be able to get off to that shit and i still want a normal sex life

I gave oral to a thirty year old man off of Craigslist who thought I was eighteen when I was fifteen.

I'd fuck his ass if I could contact him.

I can't stop thinking about her even though we literally haven't had any sort of contact in over a year.

I came from 2ch here. Ask your answers

>>724546354
My dad cheated on my mom and they're still together. No one knows except a handful of people including mom.

>>724546710
>I'd fuck his ass if I could contact him
Damn it, thought you were female.

>>724546733
What's your favorite type of bread?

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>>724546733
Opinion on this image?

>>724546795
Kyivskiy white, something else?

>>724546771
I wish I was.

>>724546354
Getthelube.com

>>724546840
What's your opinion on the upcoming Power Rangers movie?

I'm too afraid to tell my family and friends about how I really feel. They think I'm just lazy and that's it, but in reality I think about suicide multiple times a day, I am so unmotivated that I can't even find the will to leave my bed, I honestly need help, but I'm too scared about what everyone will think.

>>724546605
But is she cute

>>724546834
This pic is a symbol of my lifestyle, cat it's me

I've been having sex with my daughter since she was 14. That's 3 years, and I'm fairly certain my wife knows about it but is turning a blind eye so that I leave her alone.

I'm addicted to alcohol and I masturbate constantly.

>>724546884
I hadn't interested in this kind of films. Can't say anything correctly about

I post semi-regularly on 4chan.

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I act like such a confident guy on tinder but I'm really a recluse and my feelings get hurt when a girl that I could even be friends with stops talking to me.

>>724546952
Yeah she is.

Brunette, pretty fucking tall, flat chest, cute face I guess?

Not good at describing facial features. Cute's her hair lower than her neck, but she can let it grow really long.

So yeah pretty cute.

>>724547046
Why was Mighty No. 9 a badly designed game?

>>724547105
Neat

>>724546354
Im old enough not to suck on my thumb (like a baby does), but i still do

>>724546605
i feel ya bro
pic.?

>>724546632
You're a piece of shit scumbag.

>>724547024
greentext?

>>724547234
Nah man, plus if like somebody sees my cousin in my pictures folder, they'll be pretty fucking weirded out. She probably has an Instagram or something that I could go try and find. Would probably take a long time though.

>>724547296

Depends. what do you want to know specifically? Current details of our little deviant relationship, how it started which is...surprisingly mediocre.

>>724547447
About how this thing began. Then after when that's done, current.

>>724547447
how it started and each of her firsts

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Im waiting to get paid from the government so I can finally pay some bills and get a hooker. It's not that I can't get laid, but for some reason I don't want to talk to women.

>>724547024
Greentext, NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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My sexuality has shifted from being attracted only women to me now considering a long-term relationship with a cute trans girl.

Once you've watched that 1000th blowjob compilation video, you start to think how hot it would be to have a "feminine cock" in your mouth.

This place fucked me up.

>>724547689

>I've been having sex with my daughter since she was 14. That's 3 years, and I'm fairly certain my wife knows about it but is turning a blind eye so that I leave her alone.

>>724547702
Your fault for coming here ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

The trend of high school boys having long effeminate hair leaves me feeling somewhat unsettled.

>>724547803

Like I ever had a fucking choice (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

>>724546219

I molested my best friend's younger sister when I was 13, I don't know how old she was but she was younger than 10. We were playing on the trampoline, all 3 of us, we had water guns and the hose out too on it, she fell down on her stomach and I shot her with a water gun straight in to her vag, she later told me it felt good and asked me to keep doing it while her brother was inside using the restroom and getting lemonade, it ended up going all the way to use trading oral sex a few times

The irony of it, I grew up to be gay

>>724547788
Nice one, smart ass.

I'm asking for a greentext on how the father and daughter relationship started.

Uncles regularly had sex with me starting when I was 10.

>>724547105
>not posting a pic

>>724547890
greentext some of the oral experience

>>724547890
kids are curious, you don't sound like you had bad intentions here or anything

>>724547905
Weren't you in another confess thread?

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>>724546354

>>724547905
is this for real?
or is this just deadpool shit

>>724547968
Yes, last night.

>>724547984
Yes, this is real. I'm not lying.

>>724547988
Yeah, right. I posted in that thread, you could find mine here.

>>724548004
male or female?

>>724547950
There's nothing really to green text that wasn't in the first post, it was really straightforward and simple.

>>724547951
Thanks anon, I've always felt bad about it and been afraid to say anything to anyone about it.

>>724547702
Sorry to burst your bubble but you have always been a closet fag. This place only enabled you.

Me an a few of my friends have been coming here regularly for the better part of a decade and none of us have even felt the slightest inclination to insert any phalic object in our mouths. Except the 1 thats been bi all along.

>>724548004

>trust me
>I post on 4chan
>I'm not a liar

okay

>>724548033
About your sister? Yes, I saw your post.

>>724548067
I'm female.

>>724548112
green text?

>>724548077
Sounds like she wasn't hurt by the experience and, again, sexual curiosity is something kids have at that time and they often experiment with others around their own age (even though you were getting a little old for that by some standards). Still, I think all is fine, and there's no reason to feel bad or ashamed.

>>724548112
>inb4 tits or gtfo wave
tits or gtfo

>>724548104
I don't really care if you don't believe me. You might as well reply to every post here with this, then.

>>724548148
Not the best with those, and it's a lot to sum up, but feel free to ask any questions.

>>724548193
well could you try to describe how it started?
what have they made you do?

>>724546354
I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my add

>>724547974
Did you just have a seizure, or were you actually trying to write something?

>>724548234
Started by me watching one of them in the shower once. He noticed eventually and told me to come in, which resulted in hims making me suck his dick.

He fingered me that night and penetrated me the next day. I didn't want to at first but eventually started to like it and was glad he introduced me. So, forced in the beginning (I guess?) but in reality I wanted it just as much as he did.

>>724548371
can you try getting more detailed?

>>724548425
About what specifically? If you have a question I can answer that, hard to just talk about it in general apart from describing how it started (which I just did) because it was over a number of years, and I don't remember every last detail about everything either.

>>724548520
are you cute?

>>724548623
Everyone's preferences are obviously different but I'm what most people would call attractive, sure.

>>724546906
so does everyone else, move past being an egocentric 12 year old and join the rest of us here in the real world

>>724548520
can you post nudes

>>724548682
No, sorry.

>>724548800
double dubs
fuck

>>724546906
talk to a therapist. it really will help and is worth it. be strong - instead of backing away from your problems, face them. you can do this

>>724548084

Nah, I'm not into guys at all. Their bodies and general demeanor repulse me. Tried watching gay porn to verify if I was gay, but it honestly doesn't do anything for me. Men are just not sexy to me. I don't identify as gay, because that would be inaccurate. I think I just have a fetish that blossomed into a curiosity. I've never actually had sex with a trans girl, so I can't say for sure that I'd like the experience.

Most trans "girls" still repulse me, if they have a masculine face, body or voice. A feminine face and body, on the other hand, is so attractive, I could potentially look past a penis attached to it. This trans fetish didn't REPLACE my attraction to women. I'm still incredibly turned on by pussy. Nothing gets me harder than watching a girl tongue-deep in another girl's box. I just ALSO like watching a girl blow another "girl". Shit gets me hard as diamonds.

>>724546354
I had a crush on a pear-shaped girl in highschool.

I actually wanted to fuck her so badly that I couldn't resist one day she came to my house for a Highschool project, I touched her breasts while she was distracted watching some videos.

I'm not sure if she didn't say shit about that day ever since, or she just didn't notice that I touched her tits that day.

>>724548673
how old were your uncles? are they attractive?

>>724548929
In their late 20s.

Yeah, and I thought so at the time too.

I raped my ex once when she passed out drunk. I licked her asshole to lube it up and fucked it til I came. She woke up as I came but has no recollection of it.

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>>724548837
> Men are just not sexy to me.

Another goy bites ze (brain)wash

>>724548983
nice can you post a pic? how far did you go with them, anal?

>>724549125
kys

>>724549125

spicy meme bro. did you make that yourself?

>>724549240

Seriously.

>>724549239
Don't really want to post a pic of myself for obvious reasons. No, never did anal, I don't think they were into it. Everything else though - sucking them, them eating me out, fingering me and using vibrators on me, and regular sex (which took a while to start enjoying).

>>724549329
post your butt, really want to imagine your uncles going to town on it

>>724546354
I have white paint on my face, i'm actually black..

I'm only in school because it's what's best for me. I really hate it but I don't want to be a loser.

>>724549415
I think you can imagine it if you're that horny without me posting some random pic of myself in jeans.

Im not in love with my partner and I want to break up with her so bad but I can't because her parents will disown her for being in a relationship that didn't lead to marriage (super religious parents)
Will ruin a large part of her life if we separate. I cant handle being with her though.

Back story: both still quite young (under 23), been quite serious for about a year now.

>>724549329

>Don't really want to post a pic of myself for obvious reasons

because she's a fat man trolling you all into feeling sympathy for a bullshit story. rule 11 newfags

Sometimes I only brush my teeth once a day

>>724549469
We're you in a thread yesterday?

>>724549524
You better shape up or you're gonna get cavities

>>724549580
Yes, as I said in an earlier reply.

>>724549580
Were

>>724549474
That ain't your fault, that's all on her parents. Just do it, fgt.

>>724546584
mine is cp...

>>724549645
I was there
how's your vagina?

>>724549628
>believing in the cavity meme

dentists just say that shit to fleece you. how the fuck can a bone be rotten?

>>724549683
how's your dick?

>>724546354
I still sleep with the light on. I no longer have to put my head under the covers. I used to think aliens would see me when they came to abduct me if my head was above the covers.

I'm not afraid of that so much anymore, really I want to be abducted by them now.

>>724549715
holy shit are you really this dumb?
look up what a cavity actually is.

>>724549754

All that came up was a picture of your mom's gash

>>724549799
Savage

>>724549799
wat

>>724549754
>the men in white coats say something therefore it must be true

answer me this then, how come we dont need to brush any of our other bones? why dont they get cavities?

because its a fucking scam

>>724549718
thirsty for you

>>724546538
I feel you on this one.

>>724549862
because they don't regularly touch food and bacteria? they're the only ones that stick out of our bodies?

holy shit 0/10 bait

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>>724549862
Yeah because I totally expose my femur bone to food, bacteria, air also, not just my teeth.

>tfw stupidity is palpable

>>724549724
how old are you?

>>724549862
Lol the earth's flat.

Your mouth is an open orifice and there's more bacteria in your mouth than your asshole. Bacteria absolutely thrives on the food and sugary shit left in your mouth and attacks your plaque acid attacks your teeth.

But to some extent, it is b/s. It's over exaggerated for sure. I never brush my teeth and they're the same off-white as everyone who brushes their teeth and doesn't bleach.

Tip: eat apples and scrub them. You don't need fluoride bullshit. It's a neurotoxin.

>>724549953
Eighteen, almost nineteen.

>>724550008
why are you so scared of the aliums?
they won't hurt you
they're gentle but firm

>>724550123
I'm more scared of illegal aliens nowadays, and Muslims.

However I appreciate your concern.

>>724549879

We must ask ourselves the age old question:

Should our fetishes determine how we identify sexually? Do we even need to abide by the outdated system of "binary sexuality"?

Life is many shades of colors, not black and white, so why should sexuality be any different?

>>724550162
kek

>>724550169
this tbh

>>724549976
Not bullshit you're just lucky
I got a cavity that has to get filled asap or it'll hit the nerve and start giving me toothaches

I brush twice a day usually but I got lazy for like three weeks

>>724550169
Yeah, you're right. I'd agree with the SJWs if they weren't so dumb, forceful, and authoritarian. My stance is, if you're a good person and don't do bad by people what's the big fuss.

I am relatively young myself. Old enough to know better, old enough to be here. Just.

I'm not hurting anyone.

>>724549929
>>724549948
>>724549976
>look i can read a wikipedia page

yeah im sure that food and air is so dangerous that it will make your teeth fall apart but the rest of your body will somehow be totally fine.

>>724550314
I'm on your side mate, I think it's a conspiracy. Although if you never brush them or clean them somehow, you're gonna end up looking like a stereotype from the country in which I reside.

>Britfag

>>724550314
Cleopatra (KANGZ) died from having fucked up teeth

Oral hygiene is srs business

>>724550314
Yes. Im glad you got it.

>>724548371
Katie?

>>724550314
Actually it's not so much "food" as it is the absurd amount of sugar within food. The recommended dose of the poison is between 12-16g a day. Seriously try and live with in that and see how absurdly sugared our food is. That's what fuck up your teeth and the rest of your body.

>>724550448
Who is this?

>>724550477
Your uncle.

>>724550477
Michael

I've been married for 12 years and within the last 6 months I've gotten into an intimate relationship with a married co-worker. She is smart, beautiful, funny, and all the things a guy could want. My wife is all of those things as well. My life has genuinely never sucked so bad.

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>>724550525
>>724550562

>>724550562
Don't know you.

>>724550525
Hah.

>>724550273

The SJWs are just as bigoted and close minded as the "ignorant masses" that they fight against. Being a far left liberal douche is no better than being a far right nazi extremist. Both sides think their truth is absolute and both are totally unwilling to accept outside ideas. We live in a big world where multiple truths can exist inside one bubble of information. The problem is when those highly opinionated hypocrites try to force feed their ideology on other people.

You're already wise enough to understand a higher truth, even at a presumably young age. Good for you anon

>>724550996
We used to go out

when me and my bf had been together for three months i planned on dumping him so i had some random fun with some hot guys when i went out clubbing with my girls. then i changed my mind, we're been together for four years now and we're getting married this summer.

I'm a communist.

>>724551034
Nope.

>>724550996
I know its you because of how specific you were in telling the storys. Which you had already told me when you were 14

>>724550996
clit piercing?

>>724550430
>the dentist lobby isn't in cahoots without the historians

they're

all

the

same

have you even seen the pyramids?

>>724551066
you are the worst kind of "person "

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>>724546354
I like traps and I don't know why

>>724551033
Thank you. I mean that.

The left, the right, like you say they think their version of the truth is the truth - just like giving religion to an idiot, they are self righteous. Society doesn't change but the fads, the agenda, the groups do.

I need to stop being so anxious and overthinking, I need to learn to relax more and realise I can do my own thing in this world. I don't have to succumb to the same rat race as everyone else, I don't need to trap myself in the wasteful, shallow consumer capitalist lifestyle - not against capitalism, just the absolute abuse of it. Depression across the world is skyrocketing because this new lifestyle we have in the west hasn't been tried and tested for long enough, problems are arising and I wish for a simple life.

I want to be self sustainable, live by my own terms, let others be and expect that they'll let me do the same. There are some things you can't and shouldn't govern. There are many things you shouldn't thought-police.

>>724551171
Oh I know and to boot I'm an amerifag.

Atleast I'm libertarian leaning in my views of government authority.

>>724551106

Oh my god, what the fuck! I'm uncomfortable that you knew it was me. How?

Fuck this, I'm going to bed.

>>724551280
Don't go katie.

Come on in.

>>724551280
I'm gonna jack off thinking about you

>>724551106
No.

>>724551280
This isn't me.

>>724546952
Picture anon?

>>724547024
I bet a million bucks your white.

>>724547024
Is your daughter a sweetie?

>>724551412
Say I was plowing you
What position would you want?
I mean my tiny penis could probably only handle doggystyle but assuming otherwise

>>724551649
I only do anal now. Vaginal sex reminds me to much of what i went through

>>724551253

A simple life is all we ever needed. This consumer-driven hysteria in 1st world countries is driving us to seek happiness from all these external forces, when that source of contentment should originate from within us.

You don't have to subscribe to a particular dogma or religion to ascribe value to your personal beliefs. Maintain your core values, as long as they come from a place of personal truth. We get to choose who we want to be, even when we feel like we're trapped in a life that was predestined to play out a certain way.

I can tell you from experience, certain things in my life have set me on paths that led me to places I never thought I'd go. When I was young, I thought my life was going to be just like everyone around me. Go to school, go to college, get a job, get a girlfriend, get her pregnant, get her married and die in a big house with our five kids. Then I realized one day, that I don't have to repeat my grandparents' cliche lifestyles. I can find happiness in other ways and live my life day to day, stress free and unencumbered by worries. It's all about perspective.

>>724551817
I thought you said you weren't affected

>>724551247

Because they're hot. That's all there is to it.

Would you rather have cock in the mouth and look up to see some ugly dude with a hairy chest? Or would you like to look up and see a sexy woman with big fake tits?

I know which one I'd choose. Traps every time.

>>724546684
Get off /b/, stop wanking to sissy porn. Problem fucking solved.

>>724548371
Is this the uncles or the daughter fucker?

>>724551833
This is really a fresh breath of here to hear right now, at this point in my life. I'm currently at uni and I'm sitting around at home now, as I've been back for the weekend and I'm trying to not think about going back. Uni is okay, but it's just all that fear. The fear of the unknown. My boxy apartment. Living with my girlfriend. Finances. Work. Feeling so trapped, so stuck in the system. I can relate 100% to not wanting to live a mediocre life, or live in the same template as my parents. I don't want a house with a mortgage, three kids, two cars, a big fridge, a big TV and package holidays to slightly sunnier places. It's all mundane, forced, just things to pacify you while you live restrained by the invisible chains.

Thank you so much anon.

>>724552011
*air

What the hell is autocorrect playing at.

>>724546354
i'm a super sjw
very trans, very queer, very mentally ill
i come to 4chan for validation and to learn how to deal with shitty things in real life.

>>724551947

Like we have any fucking choice what our dick likes. We wank to whatever works for the one-eyed willy.

If someone told you to stop jacking to straight porn, you'd tell them to go fuck themselves. So, kindly go fuck yourself.

>>724551963
Uncles
Katie with the clit piercing who only does anal
Why would you have a clit piercing if you only do anal?

>>724552149
>One-eyed willy

I also like the Goonies

I'm in love someone 14 years younger than me. We find the same shit funny, enjoy the same vidya games, movies and shows, have a lot of inside jokes.

But her father is batshit crazy... So I need to wait until she's more independent and out on her own Hopefully she still feels the same later...

>>724550586
I think for some humans misery is there happiness.

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>>724547024

>>724551057
All woman are whores.

I'm a spooky alien

>>724552011

Glad my words fell upon open ears. Lots of closed-mindedness in this thread so far; pathetic anons thinking they're alpha as fuck because they follow the rules society has laid out for them.

I'm not one for society's bullshit. Like many here, I'm an outlier in the system. The further detached I get from how things are "supposed to be" the more free I feel. The closer to enlightenment, I get.

And you know what, I still have bad days too. Even though I'm 99% percent on board with my "fuck society" perspective, I still have days of doubt. I still have anxieties and worries that spring up. It's not difficult to suffocate those feelings though. The less time you spend dwelling on those insecurities, the less power they have over you.

I wish you luck anon. Stay true to you

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>>724548157

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>>724552215

Fuck yes. Let's pray Hollywood never does a reboot.

>>724552521

I've abandoned Hollywood film for a long time.
Love the original tho.
Hope to God they don't slay some of the classics.

>>724552461
They really aren't.

>>724552746

http://screenrant.com/gremlins-goonies-reboot-sequel/

>Chris Columbus: ‘Gremlins’ & ‘Goonies’ Reboots Being ‘Heavily Developed’

Okay, it's time we set Los Angeles on fire. Who's with me?

>>724552872
Agreed, wtf is that about

I have disssociative identity disorder. I hide it from all of my doctors, with the exception of my neurologist before she retired, because I don't want it treated.

>>724552461

Wow, what a totally air-tight argument and well-balanced opinion. You must be so smart.

>>724546632
Pics?

>>724552959
Same yo.

How does one even go about "treating" it?
Do you switch out so often that it's become a big problem or can you (or others) remember or present well enough that it's not an issue?

>>724553237
Almost all of us work with each other. There's only one or two alts that cause me to lose time. I switch pretty often, but only my husband can usually tell. I have a child alt that anyone could tell isn't me, and she's one of the ones I can't remember while she's in control.

They used to treat it with psychotherapy designed towards reintegration, when I was little, but I could never do that. It would feel like murder to me, and the thought of being truly alone inside my own head terrifies me, because I can't remember a time when I ever was. I know I'm luckier than a lot of people with this disorder because my alts usually work with me, or at least don't actively work against me.

I don't know what the current treatment protocol is, probably heavy duty psych drugs.

Two days ago I saw a message that my girlfriend had sent to her best friend saying that she thinks she doesn't love me anymore.

Spoke to her about it, expecting to break up, and she said she was just drunk and didn't mean it, and was begging to stay together.

We had a chat about some stuff and it seemed like things were gonna be ok. Then last night she said she wanted some time to think about things and needed some space for a couple of days.

Not really sure what's gonna happen now, I feel if she wanted to break up it would have happened by now but who knows.

Feels bad man.

>>724546354
ive been fucking my step sister since she was 14

>>724546354
I was born with a wang but I never had a nutsack. Just two balls hanging with no protection. So I move real careful and slow.

>>724546354
I wipe back to front. I know it's fucked up.

>>724546538
Yup...can't even help myself at this point.

>>724555074
how old were you when it started?

>>724555027
Sorry man...just b/c she said it when she was drunk doesn't mean she didn't mean it. She meant it. She just doesn't want to deal with it and the fallout. It sucks ass, but staying together now will just make things drawn out and harder to deal with later. It's going to end. Sorry bro.

>>724546632
pics or it didn't happen

I learned to suck my uncles cock when I was 7. Before cameras everywhere and he'd let me suck his cock in public places so people could see me. I'm a guy and loved every minute of it. Loved sucking his cock and loved feeling it spasm in my mouth when he came.

>>724555847

That's sort of what I was saying to her.

Even if that was an overreaction there must have been something that made her say it.

It's just weird because it wasn't like I was begging her not to leave or anything, I'd pretty much accepted that we were going to end it then. Seems like it's more hassle for her to drag it out than not to.

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>>724555929

fake. and gay.

This past weekend I fapped using some clean panties of my stepdaughter, before blowing my full load on the teddy bear she uses as a pillow. I put back the panties in her drawer so she will wear them, and spread the cum all over the teddy bear

>>724546771
Bet u did fag

>>724547024
Fuck off scumbag

>>724550453
It's acid moreso than sugar

>>724550586
Moron

>>724546605
Sometimes it pans out. Had a crush on my cousin when she was 13 too (I was 21). The day she turned 18, she sent nudes.

>>724551057
Slut

>>724552369
If she's younger than 23 or 24, she'll probably end up changing unfortunately.

>>724556419

how old

>>724552369

so she is 1 or 2? She still in diapers or is she mature for her age?

I cheat on my wife regularly with a girl that I'm in love with. I most recently fucked her in a toilet stall at a busy train station. I fucked her bent over for a while and then she rode me until I came inside her. The time before that, she sucked my cock under the table of a busy bar. Before that, hotels, but that's becoming tricky.

I love her. I would leave my wife for her in a heartbeat if circumstances allowed for it. I love her.

I show my wife's naked fuck pics behind her back. In fact she thinks I deleted them years ago. Just today we had lunch with a friend, who was talking about how terrible revenge porn is and how despicible men sharing nudes are ...

>>724548371
Was that your first dick that you touched? How did he convince you?

>>724555729
17

>>724546632
kys faggot

When I was 14 my 16 yo sister caught me wanking outside her bedroom door that was open an inch as she got changed. I came as soon as she opened the door. Gave me verbal but never told on me, so I started leaving my door open and wanking when she walked past, then wanking in front of her in her bedroom and outside her shower cubicle when she took a shower. Always called me a pervert but never told on me.

I seem to fuck up every legitimate chance I get with a woman because I either say something offensive or move to quickly. it sucks being so close and then blowing it every goddamn time.

>>724546632
you fucking faggot

>>72454696
im the human and the spaghetti is the cp ill post next

>>724546354
i used to go to the movie theater near my house and suck cock for money and fun

I used to take my little sister to a gloryhole when she was 8.

>>724557892
Need more info than that.

>>724556972
She's nearly 18. Sadly her underwear are all very plain, with the tits she has some sexy bra would be a delight

Girlfriend's little sister just turned 18 and now i want to fuck her or have a threesome with them

>>724546538
same here

I'm sexually attracted to, and like to fuck diplomas and certificates.

>>724558290
Are you on 4chan all day, every day?

>>724547561
lol for some odd reason, no one really does

>>724557892
I'm curious how one finds a gloryhole

>>724546906
it sounds like a depression, you really have to talk about how you feel, no matter how hard it feels.

I'm a faggot

>>724558332
Pretty much at the moment.

>>724557931
I was 15 and she had been sucking my cock for a couple of years. Asked if she wanted to suck more cocks and she said yes. Took her to gloryhole in public toilet and told her to knock the partition whenever someone went into the other cubicle. First few nothing happened. Told her to talk to them, ask for it. When she whispered through the hole that she wanted them to cum in her mouth every cock came through. She sucked 5 that first time, but she was still my cumbucket whenever I wanted to cum.

>>724546354
nobody has secrets anymore, if you are a really fucked up human you put it on full display on you tube and rake in some sweet sweet google ad sense money.

>>724558457
craigslist, just ask

usually in sex shops / adult cinemas / public toilets at parks

>>724558457
I had seen one in the local public toilets, didn't go looking for one.

>>724551033
>being a far left liberal douche is no better than being a far right nazi extremist
While I am pretty moderate, I dont agree with this at all. Far left are annoying as fuck, absolutely. But they are not calling for genocide and shit the way many on the far right do. Just go to /pol/ and see shit like 'gas the kikes' and 'race war now' thrown around like it was nothing. Meanwhile, having your privilege checked is annoying and what not. Not to say there are not violent fucks on the far left, its just not nearly in the same category as the far right.

>>724558607
I use CL to post ads of days I'll be at a city center gloryhole and can spend whole days sucking cocks. I learned to love it as a kid and it has stuck with me.

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>>724547905
must have been rough :^)

i'm 27 and got fucked by a complete stranger granddad yesterday at 67yo

>>724558521
How old is she now?

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after years and years i finally have a qt gf

>>724559146
26

>>724558521
How did it start with you two?

>>724559456
I let her catch me wanking when she was 6 and it progressed from there.

>>724546354

I touched my sister's pussy when I was 12 and she was 9

I used to regularly rape one of my exes in her sleep

I had a 6 month affair with one of my friend's fiance (now wife) that we successfully hid from everyone we know

>>724559565
Greentext the first time she grabbed it

>>724546605
I have a crush on a distant cousin of mine

>>724559651
CBA greentexting. Started with her just watching me wank and cum. After a while she knelt in front of me so I'd cum on her face. Soon she asked if she could help so I guided her hands to show her how to wank me. She usually asked if she was doing it right; about a week later I said the only thing that would make it better was if she sucked it. Was hesitant and slow to begin with but soon began to love sucking my cock.

I love to be a sissy faggot to the first dominant male that send me some orders on skype.

I'm completely straight irl.