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How fucked are you?
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what if it was a game like victoria 2?
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I played AC syndicate,so iam fucked Kind a bit
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i think the last game i played was pokemon go, so technically, I was the main character of that game, so I am hunting myself down? It will be a toss up between my ineptitude as a hunter and my complete lack of defense. I don't even think it would be a draw, we would both just lose
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Stardew Valley farmer

idk, I think I'll be ok
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I was playing NBA 2k17. I was being LeBron so I guess LeBron is coming for me.
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>>724543707
Carcassonne.

I think I'll be able to fend off the meeple.
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>>724544050
wait, shit, remembered he has the galaxy sword. Hmm, might not be too good after all
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the beginner's guide. i think i'm pretty ok
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>>724544296
lol, someone else who's played carcassonne
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>>724543707
Was playing some DA:I, so now I have a T4 max lvl Inquisitor after me...

I'm completely fucked.
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Lego game with my bro
I think iam good
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>>724543707
Geralt from The Witcher is after me. So I can only hope he's hunting me down for non murdering reasons.
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I played Banished so i really don't know
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>>724543707
Leisure Suit Larry from Leisure Suit 6

I'd probably kill him but holy fuck would that be creepy to see that big headed little asshole staring at me in the night.
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doom guy... no words
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Motherfcking kirby is coming to eat me
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>>724544656
oh man. You're fucked. Not even fleeing to Mars will save you. Fuck, not even killing yourself will save you!
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>>724543707
Sweet Tooth is hunting me? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Yugi bout to send my ass to the Shadow Realm.
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>>724543707
>How fucked are you?
I can't even begin to describe how utterly fucked I am.
There is no way I could possibly stop this.
I am dead.
I am so dead.
At least it will be quick, and I won't see it coming.
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>>724543707
Last game I played was d&d, does my own character hunt me down?
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>>724544797
Seems like
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>>724543707
The last game I played was nba 2k17 my career. So I'll be hunted by myself with a much better jumper. If he finds me I'll just give him some white bitches & he'll go away
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Being a goat isn't bad. I just hope I don't run into any hadjis.
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I guess miis are coming after me. How fucked am I, guys?
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>>724545301
Well you're still playing wii so you're probably fucked for real, bum ass
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I last played Artificial Academy 2. I get the feeling I'm not fucked... in that sense of the word.
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Mad max
I guess I'm screwed
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>>724545108
Yo LeBron is after me too. You wanna just play em 2v2?
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>>724545422
I was playing Nintendo Land on the Wii U, but fair point
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>>724543707
Ryu from Breath of Fire 2

Eh. Could be worse..? Although im practically being chased by a dragon and/or his friends so

I'll probably die but it'll be rad
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Playing osrs on a lvl 17 with noob gear, i got this.
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>>724545486
Nah I'm just fucking around. How is the Wii u?
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A mercenary with the ability to revive himself if he somehow get incapacitated. Fantastic.
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Playing osrs on a lvl 17 with noob gear, Ez
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>>724543864
the main character of victoria is either germany or japan your choice
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>>724545542
I've had it for about three months, it's pretty alright. Only have a few games for it.
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>>724543707
a krogan. well fuck me sideways
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>>724545606
Actually now I think about it, Kirby Super Star Ultra might've been the last game I played...

I might be fucked hardcore.
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I'm boned
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frogger
I think I'll be fine
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It was an Orochi from For Honor.

I'm perfectly unharmed because he ran away immediately.
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Shovel Knight
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well...
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>>724545609
stupid fuck krogans are a species not a main character l2 ME
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>>724545632
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>>724543707
Lionel Messi. I think I'm good
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>>724543707
So that giant spaceship from space engineers is voming at me? Better get the grinder ready
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What if i've been playing an H-game?
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skyrim
shit
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>Euro Truck Simulator
>oh fuck
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>>724545513
Didnt get his dragon form but rip anon
You're gonna be dragon shit
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Lucky me
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>>724543707
Who would you say is the main character in HOI4?
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>>724543707
>Europa Universalis IV
>France

Fuck me.
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Geralt of Rivia,

dayum
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>>724543707
>Dovahkiin
I was worried, but then I just truned the game off.
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>>724546131
Oh, if apps count...

Wouldnt i be the main character of fire emblem?

And if that doesnt count, i played some japanese "horror" temple run ripoff where the mc was an average (well, she can run damn far) highschool girl
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>>724543707
Well, shit. I'm very fucked.
I last played Half-Life.
>You hear distant boot falls, and the gentle swishing of a crowbar.
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>>724543707
How fucked am I?
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Overwatch. I guess it would be tracer?
In that case, I think I'm fine.
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All most every main or important Sith to Star Wars
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LBP3. So, sackboy? I mean, I could never hit him.
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Doomguy... Great, I'm fucked.
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>>724546756
Your good, you cant get off the board in that game
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eh some random beta mc from a shitty eroge doesn't scare me much
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Not looking good.
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>>724543707
G-guys?
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I was replaying Golden Sun, so I'm being chased by a sword wielding, armor wearing warrior capable of using earth magic and has a little magic pet capable of stopping all of my movement for a turn, with enough resolve to chase his target across several continents on foot. I may as well just lie down and wait for the stab to come.
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>>724543707

Well, it was nice knowing you lads.
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>>724543707
Isaac from Binding Of Isaac Rebirth, I'm pretty safe I guess?
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>>724543707
Thr crippled guy from Laters of Fear
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>>724543707
Jager? im good.
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>>724543707
Jim raynor.... oh shit?
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well it would be my WoW character and his DPS is shit so I think I'm all good
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>>724547567
>pic
That's from Soul Reaver.
So unless you're a vampire, you should be okay. Raziel is pretty cool.
Unless you posted that pic because you were playing the original Legacy Of Kain, in which case you're fucked.
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>>724548017
I was about to say kerrigan. I feel like that's way scarier
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>>724543707
Myself...in fallout 4 with a shit ton of guns and ammo. I'm pretty much fucked lol
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>>724543707
War Thunder, did tanks and airplants now hunt me?
Fgt
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I think I hit the jackpot.
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>>724549048
lucky fuck will get raped to death by cute 2d girl
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>>724543707
Arma 3, so Corporal Kerry. I should be fine.
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Max Rockatansky

Fuck.
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Oh fuck..
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>>724544742
My nuguh
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>not really a character
>IS-2 heavy tank
>i am fucked
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Proper fucked
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Who's the main character in EU4?
Closest is probably ottomans. Yeah I'm fucked
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>>724546380
Just put up a nazi flag on your house and they'll surrender.
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Adam "Aug Jesus" Jensen is after me?

Thankfully, the true Jensen is non-lethal so he'll just put me to sleep.
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>>724549199
Also dubs
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>>724545718
I've got conqueror
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>>724543707
damm HELP ... alllaah acbarr .... i was playing bomberman
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>>724543707
Smash bros, Little mac.
I guess I'm good
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>>724543707
How fucked am I? I don't think there's a scale for that.
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>>724549301
Have you ever seen a body you put to sleep and hide in that game wake up?
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>>724544296
What a fantastic game!
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The dragon born, fml
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I was playing Senran Kagura so it's a huge win. :)
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I'm fucked.
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>>724543707
Checkers
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>>724549562
I played falco in melee, im getting shined dair till im dead...
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Gared Tuttle.

Eh. I have a gun and he's not sneaky.
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>>724543707
D-O-N-E FUCKED
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>>724545866

then you're gonna have a good time when they catch up with you...
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>>724547209
>>724543707

Ik don't mind
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Elite Dangerous CMDR.

As long as I stay on Earth, he can do fuck all.
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This guy. I guess on a scale of 1 to 10 im fucked.
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>hunting you down
Last game monster hunter
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Choosen undead from DS3. Looks like I must git gud to survive. Or simply run away.
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im fine.
I know she likes me
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>>724543707
Am i going to die?
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>>724545940
kek
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toe jam and Earl. I'm good.
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>>724549934
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Joseph Turok.
I'd whoop his ass.
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Well shit.
I guess I'm being hunted down by Adam Jensen.
I'm thoroughly fucked.
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My console command obliv character, im gonna get cloned and then fucking chopped
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The kid from Limbo aint doing shit to me.
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>>724543707
well, now I get to fuck chell,,,
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Not too bad, I could probably convince him to go to a Pootis Sandvich picnic and we could become friends :3
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t side office. an edgy, early twenties terrorist is hunting me down.
hmm
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>>724543707
So I'm going to get run over by the Twin Mill III Hot Wheels car from Rocket League.
Or if you want an actual main character, I guess I'm getting hunted by Uncle Scrooge McDuck.
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>>724544296
Great fucking game
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>>724545793
A star athlete that could have someone else kill you sounds pretty spooky to me.
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>>724543707
i dont know who the main character of gmod is
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Well, I statted the Last Cast-off to be a skill monkey and terrible at combat... so better than some.

Just need to carry a numenera on hand that can 'only be obtained', if she resolves the conflict peacefully.
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>>724551063
Scrooge is the richest person on the planet who holds power over the police, the military and has his own secret service. He can also use Gyro Gearloose's inventions to find you anywhere in the known universe and beyond.

You're straight up fucked, boi.
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>>724545606
You better have Zelda BotW
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Overwatch and I last played McCree I'm dead for sure
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WAKA WAKA WAKA WAKA
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Why's he hunting me down? Either way I could probably fuck him up with my pistol since he's only a 4th level pathfinder character
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Shes kind of a resourceful little bitch. I may be fucked here...
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>>724551211
He'll probably throw me down onto the money pit where it'll be like hitting pavement
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>>724543707
Borderlands... I was playing as the siren class, I'm not in for a good time.
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>>724551495
Yeah but she's also 13, you could easily beat her up and then probably rape her and break her mind until she's totally submissive to you.

If it was Lee, you'd probably be in trouble.
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Bloodborne Hunter, if it's my own character then I'm fucked because I have 54 arcane
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I think its fine
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Doomguy

Goodbye friends
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God of war... maybe I'll get lucky and an awkward camera angle will buy me a few extra seconds
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>>724545746
>not playing as mirage
>every single game
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>>724543707
The Warden from For Honor

Hm, not really sure, I could just outrun him with a car or something.
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>>724553048
I HAD QUESTIONS
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>>724543707
last game i played was fifa, i think im good, also dubs
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>>724553232
Off by 1, or 10
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A team of Counter terrorists
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>>724543707
>Warden from Halo 5
Rest In Peace
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>>724553289
No hes not....his dubs are rarer.....its 3232 hot damn
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>>724543864
>tfw the entirety of Columbia, Venezuela and Ecuador hunts you down now
Am I fucke?
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>>724543707
>play Skyrim for the first time in months yesterday
O shit
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The fuck is a tetris block going to do to me?
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>>724543707
Princess peach? Not bad
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more like how fucked are they - out of meka dva
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>>724553585
>implying there's only one tetris block.
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>>724543707
I literally just beat the moon lord and got full solar gear on terraria.
I would be absolutely fucked. If I was hunted by my character there would be stars raining from the heavens and a woman charging through (as well as toppling) buildings just to find me.
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Stellaris doesn't have a main character.
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>>724543707
Hotline miami 2 wrong number

Manny Pardo

Fuck
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>>724547879
Last synergy?
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My Titan from Destiny is probably going to kick my ass unless I can borrow a 9 year olds hand cannon.
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>>724543707
War thunder , no main character

i guess a spitfire will come to life and kill me
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my lv 28 khajiit with his follower
yea id say im fucked
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>>724543707
Oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck
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Dear god, I'm too young to die
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>>724554178
Rip you
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>>724543707
Last game I played was Honey Select modded with all women so im ok with this
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She only has a bow and spear I'll toe her up and fuck her.
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>>724543707
I was playing WoW TBC expansion, so I am hunting myself down?
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>>724543707
sonics after me.

gotta go fast.
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Mario
I bet he's glitching
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>>724543707
Well good think ill only need to fend off 2 attacks
>>724554178
Good god.
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Geralt of Rivia
>bye /b/ im deaded
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Eliwood from Fire Emblem 7.
Pretty fucked.
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>>724554178
Fucking RIP
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