god i'm so fucking sad why do i have to be alone

>>724541650
you have your /bros m8

You don't have to be. What's a hobby you enjoy?

>>724541650
have you tried bettering yourself yet?

>>724541650
>uglyaf.jpg
glad you answered it yourself

>inb4 livestream suicide

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>>724541650

You're not alone with jesus

>>724541650
Try eHarmony bruh

>>724541702
thank you for being here
>>724541750
nothing really anymore. i have an xbox one that i haven't played in months, a bunch of guitars i play just out of habit. can't remember the last time i enjoyed myself.
>>724541760
yeah i have a gym membership and i'm in doctorate school, idk what else to do.

>>724541960
>yeah i have a gym membership and i'm in doctorate school, idk what else to do.
oh, just keep at it then. once you've accomplished those things then reevaluate.
what is your diet like?

>>724541750
Hanging out with my best mate Jon, playing with his dog (wolf actually), and learning how to sword fight.

>>724541960
How old are you?
Why are you unhappy?
Have you tried moving places/travelling?
All is not lost my friend you look young you need to change your state of mind bruh

>>724541960
You pay for me to move, I will whoop you into shape in 4 months easy.

Saying no means you're not ready for change.

Thats a beautiful Tele dude, can we see it?

>>724541790
hey you actually were inb4, gj

first time i've seen that used right in like 5 years
>>724541863
i'm not even joking, i used to pray and beg jesus in high school just to not sit alone at lunch. it really hurt me because every time i still ate alone. at that point i didn't sin at all, i never had seen porn or gone on 4chan or had any alcohol or anything. and i live in a very religious area. and he still didn't give me a single friend.
>>724541904
there's really no point in that
>>724542032
i didn't eat anything on thursday, then a fuckton of fast food friday and saturday, and i had lucky charms for breakfast yesterday and that's it.

>>724542293
>i didn't eat anything on thursday, then a fuckton of fast food friday and saturday, and i had lucky charms for breakfast yesterday and that's it.
That's awful.
You need a proper healthy diet dude. No wonder you feel like shit.

>>724542120
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loneliness i think but who knows
yeah i've traveled but it's the same everywhere.

>>724542135
that seems a little over the top
>>724542201
i don't feel like taking pictures rn, it's a fender standard vintage sunburst

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>>724542525
>that seems a little over the top

You say you want help, post 4x a day on this subreddit with a pic of you crying.

Someone let me know when this shitlord livestreams.

I wanna give you a hug man

I see dead people

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Just try this I promise it'll make you feel better
>if you try it positive results will come

ugly virgin stop relying on other ugly betas to feel good about yourself

>>724541650
>You're only alone because you want someone else so badly.
>You view a relationship as necessary because you hate yourself, but because you hate yourself you have no self value, and thus no value to bring into a relationship
>You have to stop, you have to remember your intrinsic self worth, and you have to realize that it's okay
>You're not "alone", you're just you right now, and that's not wrong.
Trust me, get yourself to that better place, and suddenly things that were impossible will start to seem a whole lot more tangible.

>>724542490
yeah that's probably true. i just don't ever feel like cooking anymore so it's either nothing or fast food.
>>724542788
i'm out of the house 8-10 hrs a day on weekdays. idk when you expect to whip me into shape, when most of the gyms around here close by the time i get home most days
>>724542973
i would accept it, i want a hug so fucking bad

>>724541650
Life is not for the feint of heart nor the weak of will.

I wont pretend to know what is best for you as I scarcely know how to handle my own life at times. However, I think you may eventually have to confront the root of what is clearly depression if you want to lead a "happy" life. There are ways to go about this (seeing a shrink is underrated) but I find the method that has helped me the most is long periods of silent and distractionless introspection. Once you are comfortable with your own thoughts and understand who you are and why you do what you do I think the rest will follow.

watch this
>it should cheer you up old buddy old pal https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L6liWOQd4oM

>>724543245
>yeah that's probably true. i just don't ever feel like cooking anymore so it's either nothing or fast food.
I know how that is
you need to go to like a qudoba or something and get steamed pork guac cheese pico and lettuce in a naked bowl or whatever mix that shit up and eat it.
I'd do that when I wanted something better and didn't want to cook

or when I was drunk I'd get bunless burgers and eat those.

>>724541650
>>724543360
Granted I have yet to confront every root of my own behavior and sadness, but I feel better now than I have in nearly a decade. So it maybe worth a try.

>>724543245
Unfortunately you're most likely half way across the world

>>724543245
>i'm out of the house 8-10 hrs a day on weekdays. idk when you expect to whip me into shape, when most of the gyms around here close by the time i get home most days

Good for you, you're still not happy. Then why did you get a gym membership if you knew your schedule won't permit?

Seriously now, it's not about getting to the gym. That is such a small sliver of the pie chart. I can tell you're the kind of person who prefers the whole pie.

There are way more people way less fortunate than you. If you're seriously in trouble, get some help and stop whoring out your emotions.

>>724543029
yup
>>724543053
can't get my dick hard enough to do that anymore, too sad to get boners for the last couple weeks
>>724543131
?
>>724543194
easier said than done. but i screencapped it
>>724543360
yeah i'll try this when the thread dies, can't sleep anyways

>>724541650
No wonder you're sad. You look like shit.

>>724543547
>easier said than done. but i screencapped it

ya this kiddo is fine, just trying to be an attention whore. This is his 2nd post that I've seen tonight. Forever beta

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>>724543547
fucking fat loser
get a fucking life

>>724543411
i'm glad minecraft is dead
>>724543440
yeah, i could eat less carbs at least
>>724543504
yeah it's not easy to fix, if it is even possible to fix
>>724543507
west u.s. is where i'm from
>>724543514
i still go on the weekends

>>724543818
>i could eat less carbs at least
cut them out, as much as you can dude

>>724541650
You're not alone. You have us.

While yet again, we're kind of huge faggots and assholes to begin with. But at least there is something.

We're just a bunch of NEETs and Hikikomoris who try to stick together in one way or another.

>>724543194
>You view a relationship as necessary because you hate yourself, but because you hate yourself you have no self value, and thus no value to bring into a relationship
Those words are really wise, and I wish I could have said it this clear (I'm not OP).

>>724541650
Relationships are not the problem in your life. Relationships are a natural consequence of your person.

You need to work on your person.

>>724543818
>>724543850
>i still go on the weekends

look man, in the 1/10000 chance youre authenticly struggling, this is the best piece of advice. You need to eat more often, and eat less. Limit yourself to 6 feedings, 3 snacks and 3 meals, all intertwined. Meal>snack>meal>snack....

Meals should be no more than 30 carbs. Snacks no more than 15.

I guarantee you will lose mad weight in the first 2 weeks, and steady weight loss after. Stick to it and don't be a bitch about it.

Seriously. Stop bitching and moaning, the rest of us have a lot worse things to worry about, like living paycheck to paycheck or where our next meal is coming from. Jesus fuck.

>>724543993
loser using multiple browsers and IP's to comment
in here
so OP is talking to himself

>>724541650
maybe if you stopped acting like a pussy you'd be happy

>>724544059
I'm real at least =3

>>724541650
>why do i have to be alone
You certainly are forced to stay home alone. Yeah. You won't meet anyone since you complain on 4chan about it

>>724544059
Why use multiple IP's on /b/?

>>724541650
Get yourself a pet... Just don't fuck it or anything

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>>724544059
Well lmao, my post was actually real. But if OP is actually talking to himself, he should go visit like a therapist or something rather than just whining on 4chan now that I think about it.

>>724544301
i'm not though. i don't know why he thought that

i'm too sad to read anymore, thanks for being nice to me and talking to me

>>724544374
Either way, go visit a therapist. You won't get better talking to us /b/tards.

How can we help you?

>>724541650
because you abandoned 2 and a Half Men.

Ever considered jerking off to men?

>>724543245
U should get blue apron, it will fix ur diet

>>724544603
PEANUT BUTTER NOM NOMS!!!

>tfw when
>unemployed
>can't hold job for more than 6mo
>156/200 aspie
>smoll cock
>overweight
>nofriends
>live with parents
>drink to stupor errday to stave off shakes, 750ml/day habit
>find value in essential maid service
>only alive so parents don't become fullblown hoarders and succumb to mouse infestation because I'm the only one willing to kill them
>only reason I'm not homeless is because my parents pity me
>disappointed every girl that has ever dated or slept with me
>put down both of my doggos in the last 6 months - one that I've had for 12 years and one for 8
>practically agoraphobic

Kill me.

Pathetic.

Hey man do you have a Snapchat or something let's be sad friends.

>>724541650
switch to acoustic, practice in parks. fix'd.

>25
>moved back to my parents' place
>recently divorced
>cops took my car after my 6th DUI
>unemployed (everyone knows I drink at work)
>HC alcoholic
>liver fucked up totally
>no interest in social interaction
>no interest in anything anymore
>just drinking
>can no longer cry
>life sucks
>...and then you die

i wish to die in my sleep tonight, too much of a pussy to kill myself

>>724541650
I wanna give you a hug, which state you live in?

>>724545191
We're all aware of this.

>>724541650
you remind me of these instagram faggots who take pictures of themselves crying