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ON 24TH MARCH 2017 THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION IS GOING TO LAUNCH

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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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ON 24TH MARCH 2017 THE RUSSIAN FEDERATION IS GOING TO LAUNCH 5 NUCLEAR ICBMS AT THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES.

IF YOU LIVE IN A HEAVILY POPULATED AREA, GET OUT.

You have been warned.
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>>724537879
PLEEEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sounds pretty fun tbh
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>>724537879
So they wouldn't target military installations to cripple America's ability to respond? Yeah good one OP you faggot
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>>724537879
Trump doesn't even know how to use codes. Top kek.

Bye bye America. We won't miss you.
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>>724537879
Just 5?
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>>724537879
kek

exactly how will they make it that far?
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>>724537879
Fuck yes... cook the leftist, dem-fags and feminazis. make america great again.
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>>724537879
you mean the US is going to nuke itself to justify attacking Russia?
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>>724539639
5 x 10 bombs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8UegfGbVMG4
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>>724539874
so what the bombs are making babies now??
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nice shill thread

sage
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>>724537879
Cool! I always wanted to experience a nuclear holocaust!!
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>>724539924
Never seen multi tip missiles before?
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>>724539924
They're called MIRVs you turd
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>>724537879
good, die amerifags
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>>724540534
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Yo how are us Vancucker Canadians gonna do. They bombing Washington?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmuyxY5Ev54
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>>724540437
>>724540315
Look man, im not a rocket scientist, i don't know much about the lifespan and mating habits of bombs.

Its cute that they call baby bombs Mirvs though.
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>>724540667
Go to Alaska. Russian won't bomb their own territory.
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>>724540720
How underage are you?
>scorched earth
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Ноу факинн вэй. Саге алсо хайд
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>>724537879
eh at least i don't have to worry about getting money for a gun
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>>724540885
Cyka blyat comrades
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en nombre de todo LatinoAmerica, les recordamos el apoyo total a Rusia.

On behalf of all Latin America, we remind you of the total support for Russia.
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>>724540924
not first only
whos flags on the moon oh right... it the USA!
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>>724541047
nope.... Laika win!
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>>724541142
>Laika
>didnt get on the moon
>died in space
russia killed a poor good boy
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Mfw
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>>724541366
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Shut the fuck up OP, god you're autistic.
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>>724537879
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You do not know the androids that Russia has under the ground ... thousands of robots with Nazi brains.
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>>724541443
The fuck gave this man a gun.
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Amerifags on /b/ don't care much
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>>724537879
I'm Russian, and you're a retarded faggot, OP. I WISH Putin had those kind of balls
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>>724537879
Good luck motherfuckers
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>>724537879
Poof it fagget
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Do not disturb the Leviathan ...
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Knowing Russian's, all they would need is 5 anyways. Their latest explosive dildo was incredibly massive. Much bigger than tsar bomba I believe.
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>>724541884

The same with Iran ...
These Yankee slaves of the Jews ..
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>>724542022
Oman
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>>724542022
IRAN girl > USA girl
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Yawn..

Idiots don't even realize how many nuclear subs are parked near them for 6 month periods and ready to rain down on them at any time.
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I always thought that at this moment any unauthorized warhead launched will be immediately shut down by neighbour's AA troops. Think about it. Do you REALLY believe that a nuclear rocket can be laucned, fly over half of the planet and hit something without being noticed and shut down like a hundred times before it reaches its destination? bullshit
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>>724537879
Oh helllll no, I live in new york, am I kill?
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>>724540575
how is this different from Russia?
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>>724540575
>>724542221


The most important thing is that there are poor people in the USA, and the Jews per month, they extract as 500 million for their Israel and the Jews of England think ..

Also make them build more military armament as that new destroyer ship to take care of Israel .. hahahaha
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>>724542362
You can just shoot down a nuke? I'm not an expert but wouldn't it cause a lot of damage anyways?
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>>724542440
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>>724537879
top fucking kek
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>>724542379
Yes
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>>724542362
You just wrap them into tin foil so radars can't see them.

прощальный
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>>724542495
You know why Russia and China are so scared of THAAD in South Korea? Because it could monitor everything they test/fire and shoot it down, limiting their constant threats to "Yeah, try it assholes"
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>>724537879
Sure kid.
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>>724542519
My meme is better, but it's pretty well known that Russia is actually run by Jewish Mafia
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>>724542664
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>>724542495
well, if it's already launched then we are talking about minimizing the damage - and being shot in the air it will cause significantly less damage than after hitting the target. makes sense, I guess
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>>724537879
Yay the day after my birthday
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Sure, ill bring popcorn
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9_8IK3Sy8E
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>>724542765
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>>724542598
you insidious sir
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"ON 24TH MARCH 2017"

Fast Americans! To practice homosexuality !!!!
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The world does not lose anything important ..
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>>724542616
why specifically South Korea ? I mean, any country can by this thaad thing, what's the differecne?
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>>724542862
товарищ
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>>724543122
"I bet this is poison"
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>>724539506
Trump's nuclear briefcase just has an old handheld football game in it
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F A K E N E W S
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k.
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>>724543804
That is what Trump says when this happens
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