It's time. No need for any context. Just vent and let it all out

I cant get a girl and i will die all alone and virgin

I just realized my shitprofs don't have things figured out anymore than I do. I get to decide what to do next in life. Summoning Tina Fey magic to descend on my life so that my series of unremarkable decisions will end with lavish SNL success.

they already hacked fop and will release the data. enjoy the future you chose. :)

>>724527648
I drank too much and I lost you. I miss you. But I regret nothing.

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damn iliza you gotta stop drinking so much ):

>>724527648
tired of nig nog threads.
tired of political threads.
tired of porn threads.
tired of ylyl threads.

is it even random anymore or just the same thing every day?

>>724527648

Faggot who still use the term "girlfriend" like they actually gave a shit about her should be shot

If you post nudes she was nothing but a fuck buddy

Fuck hedonist fake people who fucking bitch about how society sucks, they desytoted it andsont want to accept or recognize their contribution to it

they should die

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>>724529699
>just the same thing every day?
/b/ has always been like that anon. A handful of epic threads amongst a sea of shit.

I think I might die in the next couple of years or so.

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I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MONEY GRUBBING KIKES. I WORK MY ASS OFF EVERY GODDAMN DAY FOR FUCKING NOTHING AND IT'S GONE AS SOON AS I FUCKING GET IT AND A BIG FUCK YOU TO MY JEW SOON TO BE EX WIFE . I HOPE YOU DRINK YOUR SELF TO DEATH YOU FUCKING WHORE.FUCK YOU TO MY SHIT BROTHERS YOU LEFT ME TO TAKE CARE OF MY MOM WHILE THEY DON'T DO JACK SHIT. GODDAMNIT.... AT LEAST I GOT YOU GUYS.A BUNCH OF GODDAMN FAGGOTS JACKING OFF TO GIRLS WITH DICKS
FML

i had a chance to tell her how i really felt
but i decided to be a pussy and not
now she's halfway across the world and i'm stuck in a toxic relationship,I would leave but i'm basically emotionally dependent on her. I drink to numb the pain but these days it doesn't numb shit. I need help before i kill myself

>>724530209

y tho

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I really dont like human beings.

It sounds like such a edgy emo kid thing to think. And I dont want to be one of those mouth breathing idiots who are desperate to stand out from a crowd.

But the only constant I can find in my delusional self. Is that I dont like what we really are.

Or maybe I am just depressed again. fuck if I know

Got really shit faced last night and pretty sure I killed someone.

>>724527648
I DON'T FUCKING WANT TO LIVE WITH MY BROTHER MOM.

The creator of snap chat , omegle and kik should be imprisoned and the apps banned

I need a blowie

>>724531106
context?

MGTOW is good

Women deserve to be alone and ignoired

Faggots dont deserve my labor to prop them up or marry the used up whores preventing a female uprising against chad faggots

>>724527648
I don't hate you because you got a sex change. I hate you because you became a shallow, boring bimbo.

How hasnt BLM burned down hollywood yet

Looks like I can top some of you. Went on a date with the girl of my dreams. An actual date. About half way through wasn't sure if she knew it was a date. Cooled my jets. Apparently she was down too.

Fuck me

Fucking nigger stole my bike.

Shoukd we try to save a society that does not want to be saved

Is there anythibg left salvaging or is it a lost cause

I've been sexually attracted to my niece for years. She's 18 and I'm 19 and I really want to fuck her. I've jerked off to creep shots I've taken of her, I've fondled her breasts while she's slept, I've masturbated over her while she's slept, I've stolen her dirty underwear, and once I even tried (and failed) to record her while she was taking a shower. Also "accidentally" sent her a dick pic on snapchat.
The only thing I regret is failing to record her while she was in the shower. Though sometimes this attraction does eat away at me. I've never understood it myself.

life is a joke and we are incredibly insignificant in the universe and that shit pisses me off

>>724527648
You people have fucking problems.

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A bunch of change is happening again. I have to say goodbye to an awesome group of friends (we still can talk through Facebook and Steam, but you know it's never the same). But I'll be able to explore horticulture and be around my family again.

It's like the sixth time I've done this but it still scares me it's a mistake. Leaving friends and opportunity behind for uncertainty scares the piss out of me.

I just want to know it'll be fine.

>>724530616
Liver problems and rampant alcoholism that I haven't been able to get a handle on for over 10 years. And stress. Either my liver will give out or I'll have a stroke or heart attack or something.

I asked out a girl (to her face) on Saturday and she said "well there's this bullshit going on between me and some other person and i don't want to get you involved but we can go out on a date sometime." Today she wouldn't really talk to me at all. Have i done goofed?

>>724532002
Edit: a word

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THE JEWS DID 911

I want to bang tf out of my cousin so bad, man.

We're by no means close emotionally, so idgaf about that.

She's just way to hot, just seeing her post pictures online gets me going.

>>724527648
You broke my heart you fucking bitch. After everything i've done for you this is the kind of shit I get in return? I hope you're not going to continue being a cunt and keeping me away from our son, he doesn't deserve that. And fuck your stupid ass family, I never liked them and I hope your dad gets deported.

I love her but she doesn't love me

I need one of these fucking jobs to come through. I've been underperforming for 6 months now and just sitting on my ass. sell all of this shit, and provide for my family. I'm not successful just because I had a few years of making over 200k, and 200k isn't enough. If I really want to retire by the time I'm 40 then I need to keep it going and I can afford no downtime. The damn house flipping isn't working out either and we need to stop after this one is sold. Start the marketing company and put in the work now you slackass.

>>724532361
Women who take their kids away from their fathers are the most selfish cunts going. Sorry to hear that.

>>724532023

well that's too bad because if you don't die you can drink a whole lot more

i will never find a girl i want and need who wants and needs me. i am ugly as fuck, a social robot, i lack the self discipline and courage to improve my social skills, to stop binge eating, to study and graduate college, to get an internship, to network properly.
i suck at life and i hate myself. I sort of think i have ADHD/ADD but 1.) im just poor enough to where my insurance doesnt wouldnt cover anything psychiatric and 2.) the idea of spending hundreds out of pocket to go into a psychiatric office and not getting a useful answer, or being told to come again and spend more, is repulsive and frustrating.

I had more sex as a 4 year old than I do as a 21 year old

>>724532620
True but I'm sick of it anyway yet I can't stop for some reason. It's left me tired and just kind of waiting around for the inevitable sweet release of death at this point.

i really want to be in a relationship with my neighbour's girl.I wish to stay with her for the rest of my life.she is an average looking girl but i really like her.BUT im fucking stupid who is addicted to internet,CSGO annd porn.No self confidence,esteem blah blah.Im really tired of living like shit

whit i gotta say you have a gorgeous face and aMAYzing legs, but you don't post enough of the latter

I hope that one day I just stop thinking about her.

I don't understand all the prejudice aimed at jews or why it has been going on for so long.

>>724532603
I appreciate it. She is putting all of the shit on me because I didn't want to be with her anymore after she stopped being the woman I fell in love with. Now our son is more of a weapon.. i've only seen him twice in the past 3 weeks.

I just want some pussy and a girlfriend

gay

>>724532904
Yep that right there is a maximum cunt move and she's abusing your son by doing that. How did she change from when you met her?

>>724532937

Eat a shit sandwich

>>724530559
mgtow, got love for you man.

One thing I've learned from reading all these posts is a lot of girls are heartless cunts.

>>724532937
I'd recommend avoiding the girlfriend part if you can swing it. Just pussy. No girlfriend though. They're a huge pain in the ass 90 percent of the time and that's probably being generous.

I can't stop wasting time on /b/

The whole point of these threads is that people don't have to provide context. Lay off.

>>724533153

Mgtow is the only way to save society

>>724533187
Yep. I thought it was just me but when I hear so many similar stories I've kind of come to the conclusion that they generally are heartless and seriously lack depth.

I want to devour human souls and become God

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>>724527648
Joshua, I don't understand why you don't want to talk to me anymore. I thought we could just be friends but all you do is ignore me now. I understand that you don't want to be in a relationship but I can't understand why you would constantly ignore me without any remorse or hesitation.

I will never forget the night we met and how much it seemed we we're meant for each other

Now here I am pathetically asking you to respond to me

>>724530863
>dont want to be one of those mouth breathing idiots who are desperate to stand out from a crowd.

im one of those, i know it, and i hate myself, but i cant help myself.

>>724533010
She used to be someone I could laugh with and travel with, shared the same interests, and put effort into being sexy and outgoing. After about a year and a half she was completely different. She got bitter and didn't appreciate all of the security and stability I provided for our family, she brought me down every fucking day. I even went as far a saving her life from drowning in a rivery, bit none of that shit matters.

>>724530891
wot?

>>724532629
lol dude never thought medical help was so pooor in other countries.I live in india and though all the shit i see in this garbage country, the only good thing is that there is very cheap medical supervision available.you can arrange a meeting with a psychiatrist in about 5 dollars approx.

What's for breakfast Dade?
Dade, what's--
[Slips and spills ramen on the floor]
[Gasps in horror]
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

I cheated on my gf in the beginning of our relationship. Was seeing another at the start. Realized I cared about the relationship. Ending things with side chicks. Have been really close to fucking girls I've met at partys. Thankfully, I drink too much to get an erection. I am completely addicted to sex, or the interactions leading up to the act/the validation and games. Have gotten numbers, sexted, etc.

Sex with gf is amazing. She does nearly everything I ask, and vice versa. We love eachother but why are long distance relationships so hard? And why do girls keep coming on to me?

>>724533372
Yeah the old not haaapy syndrome. People need to realize that infatuation fades but that's no reason to turn into a miserable cunt. It shows a lack of depth in a person but I've been finding this a lot with women from the ones I've dated in the last 10 years to reading and hearing other peoples stories. They're just kind of shallow that way and once the tingles have worn off they become pretty damn heartless as well.

i really want to fuck my cousin

she's a 4'3" qtpi and a chemist, red hair green eyes and petite

>>724532893
me too

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I just want a fucking B on this exam tomorrow. The professor is such a goddamn melvin that he has turned an intro level course into a graduate level shit show. If I get at least a B, it will guarantee me at least a C at the end of the semester. Please, 4chan gods, gimme a fuckin' /b/.

>>724533307
i can see that

>>724533576
They'll always hit on you more when you have a girlfriend. It's just kind of the law of the universe.

>>724533368
me too

>>724533593
Damn dude, I hear you. I don't understand how they can be so damn cold on the drip of a dime.

>>724533608
What happened with yours? Mine ran off with a redneck and got engaged to him within a month. Was with her for two years and sort of had marriage plans.

My girlfriend od. The other night.guy gave her heroin instead of the cocaine he was supposed to give her.

I'm going to abandon my apartment and run up all my credit cards and just never pay them back because I’m stuck here only because of money and wanting to protect my credit rating, which is stupid and frustrating.I want to go back home to Tennessee and just take my chances. I don’t make much money but have 10K in available credit and can easily get more for now.

I’ll put a nice topper on my truck on a credit card and load as much stuff as I can in it and leave my bed and other big stuff behind and just leave one day and not tell my mean landlords. Then I’ll put all my fuel and food and hotels along the way on credit cards also and eventually make it to my brothers house in TN. Then I’ll deactivate my phone and deactivate my e-mail address and never leave a forwarding address at all. I can also buy gold coins on credit before I leave and cash them in later to declare bankruptcy right when I get sued by everyone. Nothing can possibly go wrong! :derp!:

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>>724533368
That sounds awesome. How can I achieve this timeline?

I feel like the stress of working for a doctorate is getting to me and whenever I think about it I stress more because other people can do it so I'm clearly inferior

I met this girl in an online game, and I added her. We ended up really hitting it off. I got her number and we've been talking nonstop for close to 3 weeks now. We have so much in common and I just want to date her. She's attractive too. The problem is that she live in another state and is 17 and I am 20. I don't know what to do because she likes me too? any advice /b/?

>>724527648
My friends all hate me because I hit some drugs and confessed to a girl over text message, then continued to take drugs over the course of a week because my life sucked back then, and kept pestering her about it to the point where it was totally not cool. She shared with my friends because she didn't know what to do, they freaked the fuck out and decided to never speak to me again. So here I am, years later, without my old social circle. My friend of friends have been trying to smooth things over to no avail. The worst part? I still have feelings for that girl.

>>724533441
hundreds dude. i work a bullshit oart time manual labor job getting 10.75/hr. im a student with 5000 in tuition-for 2 classes-with financial aid only paying 500 of it, the rest coming out of pocket.

Fuck off you fake flaking subtilly manipulative histrionic bitch

For all the fakness there is in the world, I have come to realize that other people are still going to be more real with me than you ever could

Go fuck yourself

You broke my heart

i legitimately have dreams about cheating on my boyfriend but the thought of actually doing it makes my stomach drop

I hate my job.

I dont love my wife.

Im an awful father coming dangerously close to physical abuse.

Im a miserable person.

Ive recently started having suicidal thoughts.

>>724533916
Shit scared the hell out of me

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tired of looking at niggers

>>724534209
Are you me?

>>724534035

I fuvking hate hearing people under 25 complain about relationships

You all are little hypocritucal bitches who can do no wrong and never accept blame dor your relationshio problems

You all cheat, you all lie, your all fake, you all vitrue signal, your all spoiled,

you all deserve to be alone

>>724534201
Maybe he has the same dreams in reverse. Really though you can't help what you dream. The mind is a weird place sometimes.

>>724534209
livestream pls

I sent a dick pic to a girl in my college year and she said that she liked it, but didn't want to send back. That night I stayed the entire fucking night thinking what is she going to do. She even lies to me and says the she never asked for them.

>>724527648
I feel like nobody really understands whats more important than what they see. Like nobody really sees the bigger picture. The way people treat each other and all this is bull shit. Nobody looks at anything objectively, especially themselves. Nobody thinks that maybe what they thought was wrong, or that there's more to something than they perceive. People treat each other like shit, all to get the same thing everyone wants. Everybody wants love, acknowledgement, shelter, familiarity. But all these are different things to different people. I hate having these pathetic thoughts, like i'm better than everybody because I feel like I know what matters. Love is different to different people, as is acceptance. Theres no easy way to say it, the closest I can get is to say treat everybody like they're worth something, but it will never be that simple. There is no such thing as worthlessness, everybody has the desire to love and make the world better. The way they express those thoughts may seem stupid to you, even evil, but there is no good or bad, your thoughts only make them so.

>>724533832
sorry anon, fidelity seems to be always difficult, and is often one sided for the ones who are emotionally invested more than the other.

mine is cringe worthy... even though anon status, im too pathetic to disclose.

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>>724534335

i want to commit suicide but i dont have courage

This thread is therapeutic.

>>724534335
do you need a hug sir

>>724534335
What does this have to do with me? I'm just looking for some advice.

>>724530891
Kek

>>724534209

Fucking write a poem

Or w short story

Suicide is for attention whores thinking people will maryr themand understwnd why they did it

Thats not how it works you attention whore

Go do somthing constructive if you want to change the worrld

You overestimate your relavence in the greater scheme if things

>>724527648
I desperately hope that a series of nuclear explosions destroys this entire planet and erases all of it's inhabitants from existence, starting with you.

>>724534516
very!

>>724534486
That bad eh? Well if your gonna spill it anywhere here would be best.

>>724534293
im tired of being so inadequate. this shit makes me feel like loyalty can be thrown out the window, not that id ever be in a relationship.

Please don't judge me too harshly since I know how fucked up this sounds.

Basically I created an imaginary gf in my head to love me and it's been months we've been happily together and I've always been thinking of her and creating and perfecting the backstory.

This morning she fucking left me. I've been miserable all day.

I got dumped by an imaginary gf. Even my own brain doesn't want to be with me.

>>724527648
Go fuck yourself FBI

>>724534689
At least she didn't cuck you.

>>724534417
i like you

>>724534415
>>724534503
>>724534539
>>724534546

Your all hypocritical degenerates who should need to be beaten by their parents
You perpetuate the problems of society society you all constantly bitch about

>>724534689
I imagine I'm a girl in her early teens being molested by older family members and confused whether she likes it.

I'm 29 and male

I"m 21 and like this 17 year old girl. She told me she wanted to date me, but i know it is illegal right? Is it worth the risk? Is dating illegal or just sex with her?

my biggest fear is being on the disadvantaged side of an unpredicted nuclear war with no way to contact anyone i care about; the best part is thats similar to the plot of my favorite video game :')

>>724532234
Explain

>>724534746
Kind of. It started with me getting pissed that she was posting pictures of herself obviously flaunting her cleavage on facebook.
Basically cucked if she was whoring herself out like that.

>>724534689
creating a girlfriend is a defense mechanism and yours is coupled with some sort of cynical self esteem issues since she dumped you.

>>724534798
please enlighten us on what you as an upstanding model citizen are doing to improve the world we live in

Islam is not a religion of peace and all "liberals" in American wanting them here have a sick fucked up stockholm syndrome with muslims because they want to destroy western civilization and be raped.

>>724534689

You should also write a story

Or a poem

>>724534798
that doesnt answer my question but okay ig

>>724534882
>imaginary
Fuck her imaginary mom. That will show the bitch.

>>724534689
Holy shit dude kek.

>>724534587
I dont want to change the world. I never thought I was of any real importance. And Ive not got the gun in my mouth yet. But Ive seen enough death in my time that Im starting to get my head around the finality of it all. Peaceful nothingness compaired to where I am now. Im just saying Ive got my eye on it.

i don't feel like myself anymore. im angry all the time, on the verge of a nervous breakdown, i push people away that want to help me, i lash out. idk what is wrong with me. i feel very self destructive. i dont even know how to explain it.

>>724534898

Lets just say live /pol IRL

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>>724534988
>Ive got my eye on it

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>>724527648
Despite nothing really to show for it, I don't want to stop studying it. As time goes on however, I feel less and less motivated to keep doing it, but not so much enough to stop completely. I know it was a serious mistake to have even started it in the first place, but now, it's like....it's almost as if I *can't* stop, even though I really want to most of the time. I can't get any better unless I leave where I am now and *go* to that-certain-place, and even that isn't looking too bright a possibility. I want to stop, but I want to keep going at the same time. I know I should stop, but I'm afraid I haven't got the proper motivation to do the other things instead.

What the hell do I do? There's no one else I can talk to about this.

>>724535088
>doesn't know how to explain it
>after explaining it

>>724534812
Just sex. Two people hanging out at a movie or restaurant is fine.

>>724534689
Serious question here. Where the fuck did she go if she left you? Did you imagine her falling out of your head and melting or some shit? You should send her an imaginary text and tell her. "Hay bby, I miss you, wunt sum fukk?"

I feel trapped in this fucking relationship. You're a physcotic twat and I could have so much better people but you won't let me escape.

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I often fantasize anout my friends wife even though I'm married

I want to see my Wife's sisters nude.

I often think about being alone and traveling to planets (Like Matt Damon on the Martian)

I fantasize about being immortal, having my space ship, and landing on a Military base. Then, telling everyone that there's no God and the human species will kill itself very soon.

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>>724527648
I've been stuck in elaborate power fantasies where I have an impact on world events and all the sex/love I want. I also have I barely spoke to from up to 10 years back (Who I often looked up to get recent photos) and have them present in these fantasies aged up to my age. My life has been deteriorating around me as I constantly procrastinate, sperg over politics/world events, and stay stuck in my worlds. Oh and porn too. I'm almost 2 years a NEET who doesn't have a driver's license or really know how to drive. I'm also a KHHV. It seems like just yesterday I graduated from college, but that was almost 2 years ago. Oh and I got some non-dangerous and non-crippling but yet still severely shitty disease.

>>724535191
You're talking about the blade right?

Don't give up studying it. It was the right choice and you'll be prepared for when the demons come. Unlike everyone else.

>>724535298
So then get out of it. Sounds toxic.

>>724532041

No dude fuck her you grew a pair never be ashamed of that.

>>724535197
it's a lot more than that. like the littlest shit sets me off. I really don't know how to explain the way it feels.

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>>724535380
Talking about studying Japanese (specifically for the JLPT N3) or stopping and going for Korean and Mandarin instead.

>>724533120
You behave like an edgy teen.

>>724535496
there are actual edgy teens on here, so you know

>>724535247

She's just not there. Wouldn't want to imaginary text her anyway, she's a whore and can fuck right off flaunting her tits to other guys everywhere because that's what she'd rather be doing anyway.

I really hate africans, they are entitled, lazy, stupid and behaving like childs. I hate their culture of being the perfect victim and saying that WE europeans took their Land, riches and kicked us out. Now they are coming to europe, demanding shelter because we fucked up their Home? Really? I mean africa is a shithole since we left.

i don't want to exist anymore.

>>724534779
I just want someone to tell all this to, I don't have anybody to tell how much better things can be, nobody wants to even think twice about me or what I think. I know I have to be a good person and keep it up whatever I think is good by my standards but you have to suffer to be what you perceive as good, and nobody wants to suffer.

i need some good fucking dick rn

>>724535600
try imagining yourself with the girl of your dreams and actually being the person that deserves her. do this often.

Guys suck dick better than girls. ive had many of both sex suck my dick and none of the girls were ever as good as the guys

>>724535703
One day you won't.

I WANT TO TALK TO YOU BUT WE'RE SO FAR AWAY

>>724535803
Because a guy would know how he'd want his dick sucked, so naturally any guy would be great at it.

>>724535423
It is. But when I say I'm trapped I mean she's one of the crazy ass bitches who would go to a cop and say I hit her or raped her or some shit.

>>724535487
Ah, just being silly. Are you from an asian country already and that's why you're even studying that shit? I'd pick a non retarded language with a normal roman alphabet.

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>>724535600
Then find a new bitch, she won't mind because she can't... she never existed.

>>724535703
>>724535822
HAHAHAHAHAHAH Fuck man that was funnier to me than it should have been

If you could say, What do you want the world to take away about your situation in life, to make a difference, what do you want the world to understand

>>724527648
I really miss you and last summer we had to meet but I was and am just a pussy who cant travel sorry

>>724533682
It's because when you have a girlfriend you display confidence and security that chicks find attractive. When you don't have one, you are worried about the impression you make, and it shows. Moral of the story: act like you don't give a fuck what they think.

>>724535904
Well there's got to be a way out still I dunno. I'd rather go through court bullshit with that if it means getting out of a relationship from hell.

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>>724535914
No, I'm 'murican, but spent my early-20s in Korea. Very long story short, I messed up and came back here, to the U.S., but I want to move back to Asia, preferably Japan, the Koreas, or China. I've already been working on doing just that, and am waiting on results from the JET interview I did early last month.

>>724535995
Puts things into perspective.

>>724530891
crazy nights in las vegas

>>724536043
>act like you don't give a fuck what they think
Who is acting?

>>724535822
rather sooner than later

>>724535904
>go to a cop and say I hit her or raped her
Then go to the cops first and cover your ass.

I'm just so fucking tired. I can't do it anymore. I'm not appreciated, everything bends to your whim, and I'm tired of it. I loved you for a long time, and you've hurt me nonstop. I'm done being a spineless little bitch. I'm over you, and I'm sorry. Goodbye. I'm glad we didn't send the wedding invites yet.

>>724536043
Yeah I'm doing shit with that lately. Lost my mojo.

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>>724536229

>>724536191
It'll all be over quicker than you think.

>>724536204
"hi, police? this girl is probably going to tell you that I raped or abused her. I didn't though"

seems legit

I worry that I'm too young to avoid the horrible thing I know are coming, it's like history is repeating itself, but maybe a third or half different on the fundamentals. I feel like there's something like the fall of the Roman Republic or the prelude to WW2 going on with the media coverage the recent political unrest is getting and with how bad politics is getting.

>>724532041
I've only asked 4 girls out ever and none of them rejected me. I can't stand failure. I don't know what I'd do if that happened to me. At least it wasn't a flat out "no". I make sure that she can't say no though, so it all works out. I start by being friends, study their psyche, watch their body language, and wait for the right moment. I'm a creep I think.

How well did you know her?

>>724532493
I know them feels too mane. I liked this one girl 5 years, never asked her out because she was just too damn above me. She's only ever had one boyfriend in her life too. Instead I tried to replace her with other girls. Now I haven't been on a date in 11 months. :(

>>724536229
What's the fist and last letters of your name?

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Long story short...

>Find out friend's girlfriend is going to cheat
>Try and talk her out of it
>She says she needs a better sex life
>And that my friend is never there for her sexually
>So she's going to cheat when he's working
>She ends up cheating on him with me
>Figure it's better than it being some random stranger
>Who might have STDs or hurt her
>We fuck almost every weekend while he's traveling for work
>For the past 2 YEARS
>They're engaged and wedding is in 2 months
>We fucked last week
I feel awful, but at the same time this has been going on for so long that I don't really know how I feel anymore, I just drive over, fuck her, and then leave, sometimes I'll eat his food and sleep in his bed and he has no idea at all, I feel like a total shitty friend but at the same time I like to justify it by thinking it's better she slept with me than some random person.


Right?

>>724527648
I want to go to college
But every time I go I immediately get depressed have zero motivation to even do the things that I like and flunk out...
I don't think I've gone in the past like 2 weeks now... haven't done any homework or anything
I need help...

>>724536407
You're a piece of shit dude. If your any kind of man or a friend tell him and get the ass kicking you deserve.

>>724536407
no, being the friend is worse. you should have told him at the beginning that she was talking about cheating on him. too late now, obviously. I would distance yourself from them. Possibly tell the friend because fuck that slut

Autism is a self rightious rage against the hypocrasy and bullshit of society and femenism

>>724536072
>>724536204
This shit is too complicated negroes. I don't even know how I got into this shit lmao

>>724536327
It's a threat, it's illegal. They will go with you to pick up your shit too.

>>724534486
ok then.
i lack social skills, so i spend most of my time alone when not at work or school. i avoid getting emotionally attached to people, especially girls.
>taking OCHM (2nd time because not intellgent/hardworking student)
>first lab
>already know it from last semester so plan on doing it alone, quickly and then leaving
>qt3.14 stops me moments after instructor finishes and we are sent off
>"hey would you like to be my lab buddy?"
>me:"umm s-sure, yeah i guess"
> be quiet and try to focus on work
>end up being inadvertently flirtatious
>next lab, she talks more openly and more about herself.
>shes academically intelliget, emotionally intelligent, ambitious, quirky, sassy, and cute as hell.
>i start talking too
>uh-oh, not sure if self conscious but i think am weird, annoying, and superbeta when people get to know me they seem to shy away.
>start thinking-without concrete evidence-that she likes me.
>ask for number
>"Sure lab partner"
>ask if she wants to study and work on post lab in library
>"i was just gonna study at home but id totally go to the library if you wanted to do the homework together"
>holy shit
>3 hrs into studying and trying to get to know her i say "hey we've been studying for a while now, do you want to take a break and go do something else for a little?"
-no sexual intent, just genuinely smitten by this girls mind and personality. (now mind you, i havent even let myself be interested in a girl enough to walk up to and talk to her let alone pseudo-ask out)
>"ummm. pass hahaha, i think ill pass"
>me:"ok then"
> next hour is mostly silent studying with her occasionally showing me snaps of her cat (which she loves) from her sister
> decide im tired of studying and leave, she says by and that she will stay for a few more hours.

>next day, she completely ignores me in and after class, never even glances in my general direction.
>be weeks later, cant get her out of my head, idk why. just cant.
>do best to not facebook/instagram stalk

>>724536400
C and B. Doubt you know me, though. I have no friends. They all either left because of her, or she made me choose her over them.

>>724536407
OMG it the same story men have told another for the past 2000 years jesus

And there will be many more i this thread

i shouldn't be here but i can't sleep
it's time for change
it's time to grow up
fuck im late to the party
im always gonna be second string :(

Im alone now, as ive allways been, i didnt have to break up with her, now i miss her, or maybe i miss the idea of her. Did i ever really love her? I dont know, but im alone again, ill noone that pretty will ever notice me fuck everything man

>>724536674
tldr version:

>beta aspbergers fag
>grill talks to me, then spends a little time with me
>fall in love
>repulse her
>try to forget her
>FIN

>>724536204
>>724536327
See there's my problem. That shit sounds so sketch.

>>724536706
hi self

>>724536537
>>724536564

This is going to sound really fucking bad, but it's hard to distance myself from them when

A: The guy is awesome to hangout with
B: The sex is fucking amazing

Kind of hard to want to willingly give up either of those things.

>>724527648
>every time I go out
>every time I see a good looking woman
>I think about how I would fuck them

>>724536407
There's no way to justify what you have done, but there is also no way to justify breaking someones happiness, even if it's illusory. A better person would have told him what she said off the bat, but you can't be a better person for your "friend" now. I don't think it'd necessarily be right to tell him what you did and shatter everything he's worked for, but the truth needs to be told to someone.

>>724536367
You mean the Visigoths that ruined the Roman Empire?

I believe that Trump is trying to prevent the fall of the United States of America. He may be a bit outlandish, but what he says usually turns out to be true.

I don't necessarily see a land grab like with WW2, but more so like the beginning of WW1 where the tensions in Europe are very hostile with a deep divide between the people. The media is no longer to be trusted as it once was. I feel that the Right movement and the increase in Nationalists is going to prevent war but increase infighting due to the Antifa terrorists.

>>724536713
Shes one of the few people who ever loved me beeing myself, never had to fake a smile like i do every day, i miss her. Nono i miss not beeing alone, right?

>>724536681
Alrighty, I thought you might have been someone else, i've been in relationships like that too dude, you're better off alone than being with a woman that makes you feel alone.

I am going to end up with meme degree, because I am too retarded to study anything that has a slightest bit of mathematics in it.

>>724534161
>For all the fakness there is in the world, I have come to realize that other people are still going to be more real with me than you ever could

This is like pottery

>>724536819
Well then doing nothing until she makes you her cuck. Only you can get your ass out.

my boyfriends best friend is honestly the most attractive of their friend group and id sell my soul to fuck him, however, he doesnt like penis so its a no go

>>724527648
You fucking cunt, that was my last piece of poop and you had to smoke it like the egotistical hoebag that you are

You fucking faggot, you

Yea faggot you don't even have the BALLS to reply you fucking faggot

>>724536908
lol

Yall need some fucking sushine in your fucking lives - get a fat blunt and chill out in nature fucks sake

>>724536842
Then you'really a coward. Have some balls dude.

>>724536446
I'm the same way recently. I was in the hospital and they helped me. There were some people who dealt with severe anxiety and depression who I talked to, and they pointed me to a therapist. They will be calling me and checking up on me for the next 90 days. I feel like a failure, and lose my motivation.

I left highschool for early college and have no friends fom school anymore and have no college friends

>>724536972
Alright, this is how I picture it going...

>I tell my friend she's cheating on him with me
>He kicks my ass and they break up

So...this is somehow going to make me feel better? Getting my ass kicked and ruining their relationship?

>>724537065
me too

After 5 months of "dating" wth my best friend (8 years friendship) and tell each other that we liked she just dumped me because when I got to the bathroom she picked up my cellphone and saw that I was chatting with other girl (but nothing special, not even flirting). I still love you, I'll always love you since we first met as kids but I didn't know then, and even after 8 months aftert you rejected me I still love you and I apreciate every moment that we talk and every reply you make when we chat and my favorite think in the world is that we always chat since then even after you dumped me, I love you and I won't let you go, you are my best friend and also my girl, I love you.

>>724536967
ye nigger, good ole poop rolled in a blunt paypa and then you high as shit nigger
Das mah boi

>>724536298
hope so

>>724536367
Don't be an idiot. All that "facism" and "nazi" talk is just being started by spoiled babies bitter about Trump winning. The sky is not falling, the boogeyman is not coming to get you. Your life and everyone else's will continue as usual.

>>724537137
>He kicks my ass
You fucking deserve it asshole. Fucking bro code demolished.

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>>724537137
No, but it is the right thing to do. There are people who do good things because they are good people, not to feel anything, not to be recognized for anything. You may not even like the good deed you did, but you have to suffer to be a good person and do the right thing, even if it seems pointless. Is that worth it to you?

>>724537137
You already ruined their relationship dude, that's just an excuse. You think it's cool to fuck your "friend's" wife? She's a disgusting whore that doesn't deserve marriage. The whole thing is a big joke to the concept.

>>724536880
Luckily I'm still young enough that things aren't ruined. I'm talking with my parents, and I'll be moving back in with them for a bit. They're states away and I haven't seen them for 7 months. I've been missing my brothers a lot, too. She made me move because she didn't like my family. I wish I could take it all back...

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You stupid bitch. Nobody fucking cares about all of the dumb non sequiturs that spill out of your fat mouth every time you're talking to one of your landwhale friends. Nobody gives a shit about how mean your family is either. If they were actually abusive that's one thing, but they've been supporting your fat useless ass for over 30 goddamn years and you don't show the slightest bit of appreciation for it. You don't even have a real job. You are a fucking loser and every time I see another whiny, self-pitying status update from you I contemplate cutting you out of my life entirely.

>>724536998
don't stop chasing her anon. Ask her what you can do to make things right. I am not a super religious person, but I've had some rough times(crashed car, lost job, girlfriend cheated on me) and some bible stuff really helped me.

“Brothers, I do not consider that I have made it my own. But one thing I do: forgetting what lies behind and straining forward to what lies ahead, I press on toward the goal for the prize of the upward call of God in Christ Jesus.”

>>724532896
They've been weak for a few thousand years, so basically a natural target for bullies.

>>724537166
>>724537485
oh shit your post number changed!

Seeing you suffer with the classically attractive douche rather than give me time to quit smoking and lose another 20 pounds is way more satisfying than it would have been waking up to you and your bastard child every morning.

Get fucked.

Brodom is cancer

you fucking aautistic faggot you have never had the balls to tell her you're in love with her and never will. wanna know why? because you dont even love yourself, dumb cunt. you used to be a fucking overweight fatass, but now that you have lost like 903248903248240 pounds and you're currently fit , you're just a LOSER who is in shape. you thought that by losing weight you'd have some confidence, but no, here you are, crying about it all the fucking time, you're the same loser cunt you used to be. although youre good looking now and own a car, you still are shit on the inside. you're 20 now and you have never been loved by a girl that isnot your mom. you're still a fcking virgin and it will be a miracle if you lose it before your 30's, because you're a complete LOSER CUNT, an autistic dumb faggot when it comes to women. how do you expect her to like you when you wHEn all of your interests are fucking irrelevant to everyone except for 2 or 3 three people in the world which are your closest friends? if you werent a fucking overthinking cunt , you would maybe bE HAPPY. BUT NONONO you're always waiting for the worst to come, thats why i fucking hate you you fucking stubborn cunt. you're completely aware that overthinking is the main source of your hopelessness but you will never fix that, dumb faggot. im fucking tired of staring at her in class, and falling more and more in love yet at the same time feeling more and more like COMPLETE SHIT because yoU know you shoudn't have fell in love with her becaus eSHES GOT A FUCKING BOYFRIEND. i fucking hate you faggot


- me talking to the mirror

I stopped talking to you because you made me sad. You're everything I'm not; well adjusted, good looking, and happy. You only talk to me when you have no one else that's there to listen to you to talk about how amazing your day was or when you need to vent about somebody that was mildly rude to you, while I am sitting here contemplating suicide every goddamn day. Our conversations never fucking go anywhere, I'm just your last resort when you need to talk to someone, and I'm fucking sick of it.

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>>724537423
Isolation is a from of emotional abuse my friend, it may seem like letting her go will hurt but it's comparable to removing a knife from a wound, yeah, it hurts, but you don't get the chance to heal if it's stuck inside of you, why put up with that?

My GF got molested by my supposed best friend two weeks ago. She's bipolar, I just drove her to the psychiatric emergency room today and she was admitted against her will for saying she was going to kill herself. Not sure when she'll be getting out.

I'm a depressed alcoholic who needs to make a flight tomorrow morning at 8 a.m. and is currently drinking. I gained 20 pounds in the last month and a half, pressure from school is building up, none of the treatments I've tried have worked.

I've lost all of my friends, my dad is dying from prostate cancer. Feels bad man.

I miss my ex and i wanna kill my self

I met this girl in a videogame and we got really close and became friends on a personal level. We both know personal things about eachother and are considered good friends despite never actually meeting. I've talked to her on the phone and text her all day everyday. She is 17 and I am 21. This girl and I have so much in common its crazy. She's insanely attractive and I just want to make it work between us. I want to date her but the distance (several states away) is a huge issue not to mention she is underage. I don't know what to do but I am falling for this girl more than I have with any other girl I have met before. Any help /b/?

>>724537752
Welcome to the club dude.

Theese threads get real deep damn

>>724537137
Ok, you're just trying to justify to yourself that you have good reason to keep doing what you're doing. Just accept you're being a selfish cunt and stop sugar coating it. If you want to keep fucking her and maintain the relationship with him, go ahead. Just say out loud you are a selfish cunt and have no good reason for doing it, and move on.

>>724537687
I very recently came to this conclusion. My dad actually went through almost the same exact thing, apparently. The similarities were crazy. It'll hurt for awhile, but I just can't wait for things to get better. I have to be careful not to rush it, though. I think I deserve some downtime for a bit. I didn't think posting here would do anything, but it actually helped. Thanks, guys.

I am incredibly happy.

>>724537830
Bad idea hommie

>>724537697
>She's bipolar
Run for the fucking hills dude. I know from experience.

>>724537937
Share it with everyone and understand everybody is after what you claim to have.

After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music. Aldous Huxley


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=onuvj65actc

>>724538001

I want to. But I don't want to abandon her when she's on the verge of killing herself. Pretty shit situation.

>>724534335
Instead of expressing how you really feel, you attack other people on the basis of "my problems are worse"

Until you learn to keep cool and communicate better, you will not find resolve. I can almost guarantee that I'm older than you, but this doesn't mean anything about having gone through more or less hardships.

>>724537959
I don't plan on sleeping with her, she's too far away anyway. But is it worth it to try the long distance thing?

>>724538065
Seriously run like fucking hell. She will try or talk about it again and again.

>>724537752
I do and I don't. It's weird. Can't stop thinking about her every day though. I think I miss more of what I thought she was before I knew her than anything. It's like missing a ghost of some sort.

>>724538065
I'm in the same situation. Drop her off at a family member's house. Tell them what is happening.

>>724537901
I know you want it to get better right now. Fuck dude I do too, people say time heals all wounds and as corny as that shit is its true, it's just finding how to spend that time that no one's can really tell you about, no amount of words or stories will take the pain away, Just time itself. And you're welcome.

>>724537697
Your my friend :)

You need help my friend. You were selflessly helping your girlfriend instead of yourself and you use alcohol as a coping mechanism. It's much easier to feel and let go of feelings when your drunk. You need to realize that alcohol isn't the answer. Take a few hours for self reflection. I was in the hospital yesterday, and had a lot of time to reflect on the choices I made.

Spend as much time with your dad as possible. I almost died yesterday and one thing I thought about is that I haven't seen my dad in almost a year. I talk to him every night too. He almost died twice in the last few years, he's a vet with PTSD and had a major stroke a few years ago. That changed my life, and last year he was having major seizures and paranoia. Now I never take my family for granted. Let your dad know how you feel about his condition, and make him feel special, like when you were kids and he would look after you.

As for your girl, take care of her and be her support. Stop drinking for a while and clear your mind while she's in the hospital. Don't drink on your trip and asses your priorities.

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>>724534335
Generalising anonymous people this way really shows how insecure you truly are...

It's most likely that you're the "fake" one.

>>724537586
you literally took the words out of my mother fucking mouth, except im 24

Just fuck my school. Everyone is literally retarded. Retarded classmates joining council for fucking sashes. Fucking retards don't give two shits about school falling apart, yet complain a whole fucking lot on twitter. Sick of it. I tried to fix the problem but, you know what? Retards backed out. Cunts. I'm not going to fix what the retards are too pussy to do. So why should I? All they ever care about is petty drama. Fucking Chads and Stacys

>>724538104
Nope, sorry, its hard dud

I was mugged at gunpoint by two hispanic males in february. it was an extremely traumatic experience. they had bandanas concealing their identities, and held the revolver to my head, tracing it from my face to the back of my head and then cocking it. i was just walking to my friends house for a hike, it was horrible. it fucked me up mentally.REALLY BAD. i am also paranoid as fuck because they took my wallet and have my I.D. with my name and address. i thought i would get blown away

>>724538193

Yea honestly it isn't fair of them to make us responsible for them not killing themselves. Human beings have enough problems on their own, that shit is absurdly selfish.

Okay, so there's this girl I've known for the better part of a decade. She's probably about a 6 or 7/10, but if she lost about 20 or 30 lbs, she'd go up to at least an 8 easily.
Anyway, she's been one of my best friends for probably like 6 or 7 years, even though we've gone through long periods of time where we didn't talk or anything, but we pretty much picked back up.
I kind of wanted to bang her when I first met her, before we became as good of friends as we are, but that didn't happen. Then, I basically friend zoned her for a little bit, but I'm kind of realizing lately that she's probably my soul mate. She has a boyfriend right now, but I know that she isn't happy with him, but I'm not really in the financial situation where I could support her if we were to move in together. She lives in a completely different state, but even her mom thinks that she should leave her current guy and just live with me, but again, I'm definitely not financially secure and I don't want to be that guy, but I'm definitely working towards that financial security. I'm paying off my bills and trying to get a promotion at work, and I think once I'm at least somewhat decently set, I'll tell her to come here. I'm pretty sure she won't be getting pregnant anytime soon, so that shouldn't be a problem.

>>724538319
Are you coming onto me?

I just need a buddy

>>724538317

Thanks /b/ro. I'm glad to hear you found a new lease on life. I guess sometimes that's what it takes to wake us the fuck up from our stupor. Luckily I'm flying to go see my dad tomorrow. I just need to focus on not getting so drunk tonight that I miss my trip.

>>724538377
I got mugged too, stole my phone right outside my school in broad daylight. Im not scare, actually i scout that place every day and ive been eger to get into a fight ever since. Stop beeing gay, shit happens

>>724538519
Do you want me to?

>>724538104
Close the distance when you get the chance

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>>724538594
Do you want me to want you to?

>>724538555
Trips confirmed. Hello, I am now your buddy.

I've got 3 months to figure out how I'm gonna make payments on student loans and move to my girlfriend's place in another state.

I'm pretty sure I'm fucked either way.

Also, fuck Goldberg.

>>724538706
He's not your buggy guy.

>>724538377
>checked
I'm also having conflicting opinions about mexican people

Specifically the illegal amigos

>>724538377
That's terrible. I hope your mental scars heal and that you may be able to go on with your life without fear. Just make sure your doors are locked and invest a few bucks in home surveillance and an alarm system. Those cheap battery powered alarms are pretty good deterrent, and the camera system is worth the peace of mind. Put the alarms on every window and door, test them monthly. Also get longer screws for your door locks. If it helps you can get a bullet resistant helmet and plate carrier too.

I have hypervigilance, ptsd, social anxiety disorder. I sleep next to a knife and taser, and used to sleep next to my gun before it was taken from me.

>>724538773
I'm not your guy buddy.

>>724538449
you're setting yourself to be the nice guy cuck who rescues a girl who has kept you as her back up plan for after shes slept around a lot. You need to choke down the Red Pill.

>>724538677
No.

>>724538785
me too! those fuckers were poor/on drugs when they did it. it was broad daylight and across the street from an elementary school and a church. fuck them

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>>724538863
Oh.

>>724538560
I got drunk the day before my accident. I was feeling really down as it was a year since my friend Andrew's suicide, I forgot to mention that. The next day I wasn't right in the head and was driving recklessly and wrapped my car around a pole.

It's been 3 years and I still can't get over her. Tempted to be an hero

>>724539040
I hope I've gotten over her by that amount of time or I might just have to an hero by then as well.

>>724538937
ATX lots of "diversity" here
Being robbed by people is a regular occurance.

There are many reasons why I hate this place.

>>724538839
I think you're missing the part where I said that I friend zoned her.

>>724539040
It's been 4 and I got over her last year. Unfortunately I haven't found anyone who made me feel that way since. Don't an hero. You'll find somebody. Go to church or something. I'm planning on going to church soon, and I'm not a super religious person either. I just need a social environment that I can get along with people in. The bible also is a real trip to read too. It's like I smoked a fat blunt when I open the book and start reading.

I jack off for random girls on omegel without ever doing it for my girlfriend

>>724539357
>Anonymous
I also payed for cam sex the night before she left on a trip

>>724538989
I'm sorry for your loss.

Coping with a suicide isn't easy. I'm still dealing with it.

I buy dirty socks off girls

I can't make my girlfriend cum but I've made other dudes a girlfriends cum

>>724539483
Legendary but sad at the same time

>>724536043
it's called 'social proof' or 'pre-selection' you guys should look those terms up to read article about it.

>>724527648
I was so close to ratting you out to police, or better yet, coming to your house and beating the fuck out of you.

I wanted to fucking kill you for what you did to me, I wanted you gone, I wanted them gone too.

I still fucking hate you all, and If I saw you again I'd spit in your face, you are nothing, you are absolute shit.

When I found out your lies, when I found out your bullshit, I was besides myself. You betrayed me, and worse, you betrayed everything we had built over nothing, but really, we both know that you'd wanted this for some time.

I hope you die, I won't kill you, but the thought of you suffering or barely being able to get by makes me happy as fuck, because once I was a nice enough dude to give you my all, everything and you took it and ruined it, and you ruined me.

Fuck you, like I said, if I ever see you again I'm going to curbstomp you, I'm going to annihilate you, I will spent the rest of my life hoping yours gets more and more shit, and the day you kill yourself surrounded in cats, I'll be laughing.
,

>>724539265
What, a pcp blunt? Laced with cocaine, codeine and angel dust?

We are not going to be saved, no one is coming to help, so stop acting like its going to happen

>>724539395
thanks man. When I was in the hospital after the crash I started crying uncontrollably and talking about Andrew and how depressed I was. There they sent me some resources to cope with my anxiety and depression. I get to see a therapist soon :)

I'm not good at showing emotions, but this really helped. It took me almost dying to show my true feelings.

Get help before it gets to that point. Please, if you can't do it for you, do it for me.

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If you kill yourself, then you're killing the wrong person.

>>724531922
you worthless sack of shit

I should have just killed myself anyway.

>>724539566
nah, like smoking a bowl of blue dream. Like a body high. It makes me feel light and shit.

It's like it has some power or something.

>>724539780

This i agree

Though People still choose the wrong people in many instances, some good its ever done society

>>724539846
It's the reasonable part of your brain forcing itself into incorrigible delusions.

>>724533317
these stories are all rants, so of course you're not going to hear anything positive about women
nor are you going to hear anything realistic about chicks by reading the shit /b/ pumps out

>>724539846
Lol that's basically called brainwashing

I wanna die

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>came out of closet to friend
>he gets pissed off that i lied about being straight
>proceeeds to tell allmy friends
wat do?

I tried and kinda successfully got panty shot screepshots of my teacher

>>724534209
just focus on your kid/kids and making sure they have a good childhood

>>724530432
Holy shit, this made me cry. Sauce

>>724540093
this makes you seem underage but regardless, you'll be fine

this is just going to test who are your real friends

>>724540052
Working out regularly and having a not ugly ass looking penis statistically increases your chance of finding that dream girl

>>724528582
Anyone can get anyone. Some might, some won't

>>724540071
Nah. It's like have you ever held something of historical importance and you feel all happy and warm inside and at peace all at the same time?

>>724540079
Get yourself some weed
Don't smoke?
Get yourself some beer?
Don't drink?
Grow the fuck up.

Jk shit gets better as long as you don't get hit by a car

>>724540114
pics or it didn't happen

>>724531114
fucking this

goddamit so much stress from those fucking things

>>724540381
Teacher possibly browses here, thats a nono. Maybe in a few years

>>724540499
whaaaaa

You have a QT teacher that browses the internets?

>>724540284
Bro.It is.
My family has many valuable antiques, so yeah. Never held up a bible and felt the same.

Probably because my knowledge of modern religon being used as a tool, to coerce the weak minded through mass produced, factory printed books of heavily revised, 2000 year old desert monkey scribes nullified this "fuzzy" feeling.

/thread

>>724540886
Well, I'm not a super religious dude, I just read it and I felt something different.

I'm a strong believer that the average human literally cannot comprehend such things as a being greater than oneself. I say that you can't understand how god works, it's like how some creatures have more receptors in their eyes and can see colors beyond what we can see. Those colors they see are something we cannot even fathom to perceive. You can't say there was nothing and boom all of a sudden there was something and explain it by science. This goes against the law of conservation of energy. That is why religions are faith based. Just like the same faith that you have in science.

Even Michio Kaku believes in god.

No, the bible isn't in its original state, but I feel it has relevance on our daily lives through lessons it teaches.