ITT: you talk about whats been bugging you. and maybe we share a beer?

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i don't produce serotonin and dopamine at a regular rate

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6LovY_DdEE

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>>724524327

whats that lead to?

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>>724524388
mood disorders, namely depression
easier to deal with when you acknowledge that life isn't so shitty and you're pretty much just sick

I need to fucking shave but instead i got high and now i'm on /b/ why does this shit keep happening to me!

A hen of mine died today.

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>>724524511

hello waifu.

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>>724524060
A lot of things bug me OP.

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>>724524493

sounds like you're smarter than your brain.

which is more than a lot of 'depressed' people can say. id buy you a beer right now if i could.

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>>724524584

lets start on the surface and work our way down then. whats on the mind?

>>724524575
hey you

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>>724524060
Sure mate, I just enjoyed some rum so we might as well vent to one another. I feel stuck in a cycle and it seems like no matter how good my intentions are, I keep fucking up and I'm never able to improve myself. The only difference is that I gradually become more self aware.

What's up on your end?

>>724524511
I smoke, then shave in the shower. Keeps my ass focused

>>724524060
I missed the season premiere of Archer tonight. Anyone have a link I can watch it yet?

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i don't enjoy anything anymore; every time something good happens i just dwell on the bad possibilities that could come with it; and i don't allow myself to enjoy things because i'm also so focused on things that i could have done better or that i fell will inevitably go wrong. The only small pleasure i get is when i can be bothered to drag myself outside for a cigarette and it's not raining.

>>724524443
i don't quite follow this image
the subject is presented as being made out of bits and pieces, while the norm is to be a single color

i feel this implies that all people aren't complicated collections of experiences and opinions and interests, that a person is supposed to fit into a single niche and not be any more complicated than that

>>724524614
i appreciate the gesture, been drinking a bit too much lately though so i should probably lay off for a while

>>724524644
holy shit, why this fucking image is right?

Damn i miss my ex, my buddies can tell too im pissed off all the time and its not getting better.

>>724524736

im actually not too bad myself, i have some minor insecurities over a short film i just did, but they're pretty minor.

tell me about your cycle. what are you trying to improve?

sissyphus?

>>724524511
know that feel /b/ro, you'll get it done... eventually

>>724524753

i LOVE shaving in the shower. is it weird that i want to shave and shower with a friend? feels like it should be some weird male bonding thing but its not.

beer in the shower is also legit.

>>724524759

probably couchtuner. maybe kiss cartoon?

>>724524874
that will eventually separate from them, so enjoy it

>>724524759
archer shows up on bootleg sites pretty quickly, don't worry

>>724524753
Every time i smoke i get lazy as shit & i do shit like this every day

>>724524736
some rock star said that life is 50% fucking up and 50% cleaning up the mess

>>724524803
yay now i'm high & horny thanks

>>724524903
i'm at the point of meh i'll do it tomorrow
>till i get high again

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>>724524830

>i dont understand this image
>goes on to explain it entirely

yeah. I like to think the artist was self aware. i mean he wrote it to be relateable. i think its not only harping on his own insecurities but also on how we perceive others. we do think of others as a constant, we think of them as one cohesive identity, and only ourselves as complicated, cuz were ourselves.

>no beer

fair enough man. ive had a few too many for myself lately, not that thats saying much.

>>724524888
Ah shit man, that's not so bad. I totally get what it's like feeling insecure over your own art projects, but you need to realize that as long as you keep at it and doing your best to learn how to improve your work, there's going to be a day where you look back and see how far you came.

Bah. Just trying to work out more, have some ambition, stop staring at screens all day. Seems like no matter what I do, I just feel like everything I do is wrong in some way and I'm only bound to fail, so I don't even try.

Gesundheit

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>>724524858

because it is. no reason why, its like asking why is the sky so blue.

once you accept loneliness it can be comforting. its the only way to comfort yourself when no one else can.

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Why is Paul a Paedophile?

>>724524543
I'm sorry anon, did they have a name?

>>724524990

i tend to keep my drinking and masturbating to an evening habit for the same reason.

>>724525059

jerk off bro. might as well.

>>724524060
Its not possible to achieve my dreams and i dont know what to do with my life

>>724524060

All these damn nigger/cuck threads.

>>724525230
Sounds like you are pretty used to loneliness, how did you made it? how did you not fucking surrender to the first signs of being just left aside by everyone else?

>>724525288
i was plaining on doing so but it's hard for me to cum in this state of mind i think of some strange things that freak me out

>>724525324
Not OP but you're damm right. I suspect paid Hills Shills.

>>724525155
by not understand i suppose i meant it conveyed a world view i considered unhealthy/incorrect, and i assumed that i had interpreted it incorrectly

depression has an odd way of making you think dumb pessimistic shit about everything. to the point that i think it makes people stupider

>>724525212

>see how far you came

i do that a lot as is, and its a great feeling, but sometimes you gotta wonder if, no matter how far you go, you'll ever really make it. i like to convince myself that i dont need to be legit, that as long as i can continue to self produce ill be happy. and i might be right about that... but there's still that nagging sensation that says 'you're supposed to be great, but you never will be'.

i think my biggest issue with it is my friends. i feel like i give my heart and soul into not just complimenting their works, but to helping them in producing. but when i sent them this i just got a lot of 'looks good' or 'looks cool'.

it feels like either they as friends dont care, or that the film itself is not good enough to care about, like its pieces are all there, but none of them seem to be note worthy.

id honestly rather have criticisms, cuz at least criticisms give me something i can fix.

>work out more
>stop staring at screens all day

i know that feel. ive managed to at least get exercise in. its hard for me cuz i had a brai nstem injury last year, and if i do a legitimate workout i tend to go home and sleep for 16 hours afterwards. my doc recomended i just do short bursts of exercises, like ten push ups in the morning, ten by lunch, ten in the afternoon, ten in the evening, ten ebfore bed, a few planks inbetween.

its working so far, but it still leads to days where i just feel destroyed. i miss being not so fucking fragile in this sense.

cant advise you on the screens though. best i can recommend is maybe take your phone outside. at the very least you'll be outside in the real world and take the time to look away from the screen just to enjoy the surroundings.

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>>724525307

what are your dreams though? what makes them impossible?

>>724525516
>how did you not fucking surrender to the first signs of being just left aside by everyone else?

Coming from someone who is in a similar situation, eventually you start pushing back first, people who are lonely are able to get even and not give a shit because they don't have anyone to disappoint life disappointed them first.

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Im falling in love with a girl im too much of a pussy to talk to. Shes cute, petite, and shes shy. This would be perfect if i wasnt a autistic piece of shit whos too scared of rejection. I had a gf in highschool, but it wasnt anything that made me feel the way this girl does. Any tips for overcoming this autism?

>>724525661
People is already stupid to feel depressed by something, is so easy to uncare than it is to put your hole head into that that stress/depress you

>>724525516

i had a lot of time to get used to it. i was a military child, and went to a new school often, five highschools. too many back in elementary for me to count.

at first you convince yourself your friends are your best friends and it will stay that way, but then you move and feel those feelings for others, and forget your old friends.

regardless, you quickly realize that you dont NEED anyone, and that apparently no one really NEEDS you. it hurts, but once you realize you dont need anyone, you can rely on yourself.

as a result i dont connect well with others. until recently my lonest relationship was 9 months and my longest friendship was 1 year. when you move around so much you dont learn how to keep people around for too long, so as an adult im finally settled in one city and it srough.

but i found someone kinda like me and we've been friends for 3 years. it wont last forever. but its helped me learn to treasure and nurture what I do have, and have the strength for when i have nothing.

the best part about being lonely is knowing that no matter what you lose in life, you're already lonely.

in a good way.

>>724525922
Talk to her niggah, my ex was a 4"10 blonde autistic OCD goddess i would rip someones nutsack off to get her back, rejection is never as painful as not talking to a bitch believe me.

>>724525922
thing that never happened
also
>edgy as fuck kys

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>>724525922
YOU LITERALLY JUST GOTTA DO IT AND NOT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT IF YOU FAIL, YOU'LL JUST WIND UP PINING OVER SOME OTHER GIRL EVENTUALLY ALWAYS

YOU'LL NEVER FINALLY GET A SHY QT3.14 GF IF YOU NEVER PRACTICE TALKING TO GIRLS IN THE FIRST PLACE

I BELIEVE IN YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Sometime i do pee pee in my sleep

>>724525750
Rally driver, the amount of money and time it takes to do this as a hobby is a lot as it is. Getting to the point where you make money form it takes a lot of luck and time.

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>>724525693
>you're supposed to be great but you never will be

I dunno man, I've lived a fucking insanely complicated life, and whenever I have done something well, it's memorable. I've gotten people to swear off hard drugs at the lowest point in their addictions, saved numerous people forest fire, wrote an entire novel and then gave a copy of it to my friend who was about to be homeless...he sold it and made a few thousand instead of me and now he's known as a local author that got a second chance at life. I can tell you for a fact that even if you're saving lives, changing the world with your art, being a shining beacon of hope for those around you, there's always going to be a voice in the back of your head telling you that you're not good enough. I don't think it ever goes away, even with all of the positive reassurance those around us can provide.
The coolest, most respectable thing you can do is continue doing what you love in spite of your doubts and shortcomings.

>screens and workout shit

What fucks with me is I do massage professionally and for a while I was a really in shape and well rounded guy. Now I just don't have the motivation to get out of bed most days.

>>724526044
|Holy shit dude, I can relate to that maximum feeling, that fucking moment when your head just stop fooling around in others problems to accept how fucking empty you are, socially and personal, not like a curse but like a lifestyle

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Love is just like a fire
it's amazing at first
it hurts when you fall into it
and when you're in it for too long all that's left is ashes that blow away in the wind

>>724526458
Wow, that's the gayest thing I've ever heard.

>>724526438
TY FOR REMINDING ME SSSS EXISTS FRIEND

>>724526458
>im14andthisisdeep

>>724526316

like race carring?

doesn't sound impossible i know a guy who does trucking as a job and then has a race car for fun times.

>>724526458
This is fucking cancer, get out of here fag, go and cry with your mom

>>724526458
wheres the now thats what i call edgy pic when you need it

>>724526438
>changing the world with your art

Examples like that are why everybody takes art in college and don't get any real world skills.

>>724524060
I really wouldn't mind a couple of 2mg bars of Xanax, but I don't know anyone that sells. I have a legal prescription, but I actually use them as intended.

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>>724526438

>the most respectable thing you can do is continue doing what you love in spite of your doubts and shortcomings

i doubt id ever quit, i could see myself becoming this creepy bald unkempt old man sitting in the back of a dark basement doing radioplays if i somehow couldnt film or do anything else.

its been a part of me too long to ever give up. i had a massive fan base for my last show but it was mostly because it was a fan series, so im not sure if anything will hold up as i venture further into original works.

sometimes i just worry i invest too much in my friends and dont get the pay back.

>now i dont have the motivation to get out of bed most days

woof thats a lot more than just bad cycling dude, thats something a bit more serious. what do you feel the problem is?

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I search for attention, i realize it this morning

>>724526438
You left out the part where you personally rescued ten billion burning orphans from drowning

>>724526440

i dont think im empty is the thing. im lonely, or rather, alone, but im very fulfilled. granted i do have some really amazing friends now and i know i can always make new ones.

but even without people im just so full of stuff. so many things. i enjoy myself a lot and learning more about myself or just building up what i like. its like the things i enjoy are a part of me, or another someone inside of me to interact with.

i have all these amazing quirks and particulars that i just love about myself. i can get sad, but i dont think i can ever feel empty.

i think part of my upbringing taught me to appreciate what i love. i think part of it was also just being a little weird.

growing up i was that kid in the paranormal section of the library, and i spent most of my high school years working on film projects because it was more consistent then socializing, which differed every fucking school.

now i manage a psychic, and i still make movies. and i just love it. its like my 10 year old self said 'hey i wanna do this when i grow up' and somehow it just all happened to happen.

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>>724526811
Eh. If people want to waste money on relatively pointless degrees and then complain about the lack of jobs in their field, then let them. I feel like anybody with sense would learn a trade before going to college anyway. I always have plumbing to fall back on if need be.

>>724526888
>sometimes I just worry I invest too much in my friends

I just learned to appreciate the company of myself without completely turning into a hermit. When you get a firm grasp of who you are and what you're capable of, personal challenges seem a lot easier to overcome

>more than just bad cycling

No idea. I've just been progressively caring less and less.

>>724527074
We're all 100% aware of this.

>>724526458

>romance

this thread was actually pretty good considering it didnt dive immediately into relationshit. im kinda proud of /b/ tonight.

I'm still in love with someone I haven't seen or talked to in ~2 years

>>724526458
Here little one i got an amazing one for you.

Love doesnt exist, its a biological reaction in your brain that not only keeps you from killing that annoying bitch you keep waking up next to but actually have kids with them to, same rule goes for women they cant stand you either.

Love is bullshit that people take way too seriously, its loyalty and companionship that should be far more important to you.

>>724527130
Yes, after I won my tenth nobel peace prize and cured cancer while fucking all of my waifus.
Without a condom.

>>724527074

i think we all do a little bit man. we claim its just girls, but its not true. its why so many guys are 'funny guys' these days. we just want attention.

and its not wrong per se, but some times we all take it too far.

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>>724527130

people are allowed to be proud of what they do anon.

as long as its true, why not share?

maybe you wouldn't be so quick to put that anon down if you had something of your own to be proud of.

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awesome girl broke up with me. I wish she could have given me some reason to dislike her before breaking up with me, but she didn't give me one. Works a pretty high paying job in finance, probably about what I make. Usually i date chicks that are borderline retarded and don't really like the same things i do and im bored of them after 5-6 months and greatful for the break. This chick actually watched 2070 paradigm shift and liked it, libertarian (so not a complete sjw cunt like most chicks), watches all the usual pop culture shit, IASIP, arrested development, lots of the same music I do. Wanted to go camping and hiking and had family with all the equipment. Degree in math. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU. I have some pictures saved of us on my hard drive and every time I see them its like a punch in the gut. I deleted them for a while but then I restored them from the recycle bin. Feel like im gonna leave them there until I dont give a shit anymore, hopefully soon.

>>724527178

>I just learned to appreciate the company of myself without completely turning into a hermit. When you get a firm grasp of who you are and what you're capable of, personal challenges seem a lot easier to overcome

thats basically where im at in life, im this guy:
>>724527150


im very happy and confident in who i am. but like anyone, i can put too much in some things.

>>724527150
I never had said this to someone before but i hope you can keep carrying those good feelings

>>724527407
>pretends to not be samefagging

Sure, except anon actually didn't do any of those things. But it's fun to pretend your life was ever meaningful huh?

>>724527271
Loyalty is hard to come across nowadays all the bitches cheat

Companionship is nothing more than wanting somebody to be with in that moment of time other than than even those are meaningless lies

I'm destined to live a long, lonely life. I finally understand that.

I've seen death to the face more times that I can remember, sometimes on purpose. Always something happens, I survive unscathed. Life goes on; and no matter how ridiculous the risk I take; it'll be fine. Not great, just fine. I'm destined to survive; not because I'm special or there's anything the universe wants from me, but because as long as there's a small chance that I'll live longer, it seems that will the the outcome every time.

The why I can't explain, not for certain. Probably the consciousness of a person always is transported to the reality in which they'll live the longest, while your deaths in other realms of possibilities are quickly forgotten as you travel through the fourth and fifth dimension. Who can tell? All I know is that if I'm with someone; I'm putting them at risk. If I'm with someone, they'll always sacrifice themselves for me. Every. Single. Time. No more.

It is better for me to remain safe and quiet, in my room. Do nothing, risk nothing. Money is running out; it has been running out for years; but somehow more always finds me. As long as I need it to survive, it will come.

>>724527567

pretty sure i always will. i mean we all have that little monster in our hearts who tries to eat away at them, but i love my life, and its hard not to. sometimes when im particularly whiny i just stop and think 'wow i got it good tho'.

sometimes just being able to cuddle my doggo in the morning is all it takes to make it a great day

>>724527321
how can you know when its too far? how can you just stop caring about how and how much attention you receive from others

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>>724527612

no, this is samefagging.

>>724527612

and no, he wasn't samefagging. im the guy he was talking to you dumbass.

There goes the thread

>>724527627

>all the bitches cheat

so do all the men/.

>>724527716

dont worry. once you turn 16 you'll look back at this post and cringe at yourself.

>>724527797

you don't really stop. you just learn to reel in your self.

self control is something we all learn along the way, and reaching for positive attention helps.

It's been a little over half a year since my best friend died after an 8 year fight with cancer. I want to go be social and make new friends, if nothing else just so I'm not the guy who only goes to college and work and nothing else.

But I've realized that making sure I was there for my friend those whole eight years really secluded me from people. From the age of 13 to 21 he was my only real friend, and I put my life on hold thinking I could easily pick back up later since him being happy was a lot more important than my happiness was at the time.

But now, I'm 22 years old and have no friends, the emotional baggage of my best friend's death, have been in a single relationship - which lasted all of a week about 5 years ago, and am scared to try and get that close to someone again because of how painful it was.

I get mad at myself sometimes for thinking that if I had abandoned him like everyone else did my life would have been better, and since he passed anyways maybe that would have been the better choice.

>>724527857
point proven Loyalty doesn't exist ethier

>>724527984
self control is an illusion, nothing as such does exist, its just force yourself to not be a bitch/asshole but, by nature, we all want to be up there, where everyone can see us

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>>724528002

maybe you need to stop looking at socializing as a challenge, and start looking at it as something fun.

your time with your bro was sad, but it was probably the most meaningful thing you've ever done. you are a meaningful person and deserve to go out and have fun. your friend would want you to. and you now can go forward knowing that someone who is worthy of your love will be the most loved person imaginable. you are top tier friend.

it may sound stupid but look at the bright side. sometimes just realizing that something isn't as bad as it seems is all it takes to turn it around.

you're a legitimately good person and friend. the world is your oyster.

your friend was lucky to have you

pic related.

>>724527837
Obviously samefagging. Thanks for underscoring my original point though. Before people might have just scrolled past, but now they'll invariably stop to read the comment that generated so many replies and they'll see that you're lying about your life and that nothing you ever did mattered.

>>724528069
Its rare but valuble

>>724528293

>self control doesn't exist
>its just force yourself to not be a bitch/asshole

but thats exactly what self control is, controlling your actions regardless of waht your nature says.

other wise it wouldn't be called self control. it would just be called self change.

>>724528397

talking to the wrong guy, but okay.

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How should I get over being in love with someone you can never be with /b/?

>>724528446
>its called lie
you just lie to other and other lie to you, that creates expectation, that creates stupid people who expects, that is the core of bithces and cunts

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>>724528563

by not obsessing over love.

>>724528560
>no one will know im samefagging if i just pretend im not samefagging

>>724528584

nope. you can be honest about your nature without succumbing to it.

we all want to hit each other, we dont lie about this, we just dont do it because we have self control.

>>724528623

what ever helps you feel smug.

i really hate living i wish i could get amnesia and forget everything, or at least i wish i wasn't me, my entire life has been a bunch of disappointments im starting to think life isnt for me

>>724528623
god bless anonymatus

>>724528606
>by not obsessing
I can't stop though. Unless I'm drunk or asleep.

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>>724528397
>>724528560

Actually he does have a point, you are talking to the wrong guy. Please, by all means, insult me instead.

>>724528665
>samefag detected

>>724528563
Channel it into anger, accentuate their subtle flaws, and blame them for everything.

>>724528676

just start over.

>>724528388
Thanks man.

>>724528720
>MOM LOOK IM SAMEFAGGING HAHA LOOK MOM

>>724528707

then enjoy that. you've set yourself up for failure. unfortuatnely a steady diet of disney movies and rom com memes have ruined our generation.

The two skin bridges on my dick have been depressing me later. It all culminated when a girl I fucked yesterday asked about them. I used to be stupid and think this is how all dicks looked until I posted a pic on 4chan a few years ago and somebody pointed it out. No girl has ever seemed to notice them or care until this girl. Thinking about getting them surgically removed but don't have the money right now.

>>724528676
Theres methods to forget about what you did when you were young like drano for your brain. The question is why would you want to forget about it? Now you have the experience and know how to avoid everything that happened to you, if you forgot about it you would forget the knowledge too.

>>724528720

i mean we could prove it to him if ew each posted time stamps but he'd just bitch and whine some more.

>>724528720
You're not really fooling anyone. Maybe it's time to stop.

>>724528563
Why cant you be with her? I was obssessed with this chick then I realized I really just wanted to sleep with her and didnt really like her at all to be honest. This other girl I was in love with in high school was actually awesome and it took years to forget about her completely.

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>>724528644
damn anon, you just give a cold hearted fag another view of the situation and its apreciatted

I have mood swings, im happy one minute the next im pissed or sad, i also have a friend of 10 years that i recently started liking and idunno. The usual shit ya feel me, currently has a douche druggie alcoholic bf that is fishy to all hell and keeps so much from her. I wish i can tell her all the things her boyfriend doesnt but shes prettt judgemental looks wise, so why bother when I look like shrek and she legit looks like a model, a gorgeous one at that. It pains me that she had to go through so many asshole boyfriends and all I wanna do is treat her the way she deserves to be treated, like an absolute fucking queen. Unfortunately we all cant have what we want in life, call me a cuck but I'm glad were pretty good friends but sometimes I just want more you know? Thats my two cents of what bugs me I guess, nothing serious but still bugs me alot.

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>>724528839

sorry i can't help more. life has a lot of pain. but if you choose to love what you did, suddenly things are a lot happier. and you did love your friend, probably more than many people will ever love or be loved.

here is a scientists prediction of what turtles will look like in 300 million years to ease the pain. they are called a toraton and will be the largest land walking animal of all time.

>>724528881
Wew lad. Shit tier samefagging.

>>724528852

just remember that by the time a girl sees them, she'll already be too invested to stop whatever shes about to do.

>>724528849
Haha this is what I think everytime I see someone samefagging this hard

>>724528878
>>724528676

if you forgot about it you'd just be forcing yourself to live through it a gain, as your nature would lead you to the same problems.

learn from it. grow. and create a better future.

>>724528743
Doesn't work, I have moments were I realise how stupid and not worth my time they are but I can't hold on to that feeling.

>>724528851
>then enjoy that. you've set yourself up for failure.
Thanks anon.
I'm not really a disney or romance movie kinda person but thanks.

>>724528927
I can't be with them because of our ages and they flat out don't like me that way.

>>724528878
the way i am the way i interact with people i dont get along with people even though i want to and ive tried to change it but i never can, i want to forget about the girl i love bc its holding me back although we are together and i love her its obvious she doesnt love me as much as i love her i love her but its such a disappointment knowing she wont love me as much as i do her

>>724529008
i stop reading when "The usual shit ya feel me" sry anon

>>724528881
>still trying this hard
kek

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hi anons. would you simply acknowledge my existence?

>>724528934

surprised that worked, but glad i could help.

keep in mind you can also find safe / sane ways to give into your nature.

like with the hitting thing. my best friend does boxxing and that gets it out of his system. me, i just have violent sex. others take up wrestling or go so far as to join a fight club.

as for attention its like i said earlier. we all want attention, and thats okay, we just learn to avoid negative attention and instead focus on positive attention.

>>724529083
I know, the girls I've fucked in the past probably have noticed them but just didn't say anything, who am I kidding. But I've just become hyper aware of them now, and know that whenever I fuck new girls I'm going to be extremely nervous and embarrassed, especially if they are going to blow me and see it close up. The girl I recently fucked asked if it was some kind of std, kek.

>>724529148
I've been doing it for years, it's dedication over the long game that makes it work.

>>724529148

thats what people tell themselves, bu then they obsess over romance, and their true colors show.

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>>724528881
>>724528925
>>724528849

Wait, I'm lost. Why did he think we were samefagging again?

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>>724529259

yes sir.

>>724524933
>is it weird that i want to shave and shower with a friend?
gaaaaaaaaay

>>724529259
who the fuck are you?

>>724529284

kek, that does suck. im kinda the same way about my height. when i was younger i dated without concern for height, it never really mattered to me. then 4chan happened and im really aware of it and i get a little nervous.

i still date taller, and both of my subs are over 6 feet tall, but im just a little more aware and self conscious about it now unfortunately.

>>724529307
>I've been doing it for years, it's dedication over the long game that makes it work.
Are you focus on the bad anon?
If so I'll definately try it.

>>724529324
>thats what people tell themselves, bu then they obsess over romance, and their true colors show.
I'm sorry?

>>724529342

you listed some of your accomplishments in one of your posts. then he insulted you for posting your accomplishments. then i came to your defense saying that the rude anon would not be so quick to insult others if he had some accomplishments of his own.

and despite us having had a full conversation before he jumped in, finds it entirely unbelievable that i would come to your defense.

we should just ignore him tbh, if you keep responding he'll just keep spamming.

>>724529342
Pathetic.

>>724529396

i know, but is it WEIRD?

a lot of stuff that is gay isn't weird. i mean sports...

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There are cops outside of my house, /b/.
>Hear banging and talking
>peek through my blinds
>some white male
>banging stops
>stealth my way into kitchen
>see shadow of man from back porch window reflecting onto the ground
>wtf
>im also hopped up on ambiem atm
>peek once
>see nothing
>flee upstairs to better vantage point
>get a glimpse of same white male
>bangs on the door a couple more times.
>watdoido
>peer downstairs again
>can see a flashlight glowing on the floor
>why are they here
>mom went out of town
>I'm watching my nephew for the time being
>make it back to room
>peer through blinds
>Can see a cop car across they street, and two people walking towards it
>its still out there
>took ambien an hour ago
>Thought i would be passed out by now

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>>724529604
>>724529617
What if he doesn't actually think it's a case of samefagging and he's just bored?

I mean, am I right? Are you having a bad day anon?

Wanna talk about it?

>>724529664
fuck I meant to make my own thread I cant do anything right

>>724529604
I just want you to take a second to realize you're holding a conversation with yourself for no reason other than to fool anonymous strangers on the internet and you're still failing.

>>724529664
Stay hidden anon, how much cp do you have on your pc? Like holly shit

>>724529707

you're call anon. im gonna ignore him.

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>>724529742
wrecked and kek'd

>>724529740

lol

>>724529482
Ya my height isn't the greatest either. I'm actually a full blown manlet (5'7) but I don't think it's as big of a deal as people here think. It's never caused me serious problems, besides girls that I wouldn't have a chance with anyways. But ya I also get aware of my height sometimes and it makes me feel pretty inferior. Then I just forget about it and nobody cares. As long as I'm taller then the girl I'm fine. It's pretty interesting you've got girls who are taller. I've always been intimidated by that.

>>724529839
none. i think

>>724529860
>>724529742

>samefagging against samefags

c'mon anon

>>724529869
im 5'4 your life could be a lot worse anon

>>724529869

im 5'6" so i feel your pain. thankfully it hasn't controlled me, though i do make a point to just put '5'6"' in my tinger profile so that its out there in the open.

>>724529742
[AUTISTIC SCREECHING]

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>>724529850

I mean, if I actually am talking to myself, then I'm assuming my schizophrenia is acting up again and somehow the voices in my head have a stable internet connection.

So, what's it like being my subconscious?

do you guys ever wonder how many times you've argued with the same people on this site?

>>724529909
I'm no stranger to samefagging but I don't even need to in this case. You're being an obvious retard and anyone dumb enough to read this thread can see it

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>>724530178

get google fiber in here.

>>724530216
no

>>724530263

okay. i admit it. I've been samefagging this whole time.

>>724526458
Government is like fire, a dangerous servant, and a fearful master. - G. Washington

>>724530267
I don't feel like shelling out the cash for that. Come on now, we both know how irresponsible I am with money.

>>724530307
This is like if everyone was watching a retard try to suck his own dick and then suddenly he looks up and shouts "IM A GAY RETARD"

No shit dude.

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>>724530405

but it'd be imaginary cash.

>>724530216
i have wondered if girls i know irl have been on this site

i have wondered if friends i know still use this site

and i have wondered how much trap porn is on here per day

but no i dont wonder who i have argued with on an anonymous imageboard

i just feel like life isnt for me i wouldve killed myself along time ago but im only living bc my grandfather would be disappointed although he's dead i pretty much only live bc he would want me to

>>724530451

you caught us. i mean me. game over.

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>>724530480
I don't think that's how that works.

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>>724530502

then go have some fun

>>724529742
This hurt MY feelings and I'm not even the guy

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>>724530524

shhhhhhh no reals just feels.

>ITT an autist talks to himself

>>724530580

>guys*

>>724530752

and its you.

>>724530606
Anon, please. I've only had two shots of Kraken, I'm not even drunk enough for you to try scamming me yet. Give me like thirty minutes and then try agian.

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i lost count when i slept last. i think it has been 30+. im not sure. AMA

>>724530783

im sure the thread will still be here.
it looks like you and I are the only ones left besides the samefag guy.

so tell me something personal about yourself.

>>724530757
Sure.

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>>724524060

I bought a fuck machine to use on my wife, she flipped the fuck out when I showed it to her, we've been together 17 years, didn't see this outcome as a possibility when I ordered it. And I did it thinking about ways I could enhance her sexual pleasure. This fucking happened yesterday.

>>724529742
its the only thing he has. let him win this one.

>>724530835
I practice tai chi and massage, I like long walks on the beach, I've only killed fifteen hookers in my life, and one of those statements is a lie.

all i have is my gf and i might lose her soon shes the only source of happiness i have

I wish I could be a nicer person.

This morning someone made a thread about cutting themself, so I insulted them and pressured them to "do it right" with suicide tips and stuff.

The cycle is always the same. I wake up every morning feeling like hell and I find someone to take it out on. By the end of the day I'll have cooled down and I'll look back and feel bad about it, but it's too late by then. Not like I'm gonna be able to find Anon #700,000,000 and apoligise to them.

So I just tell myself I'll make it up some other way and stop being such a shitty person. But then I wake up the next morning with no interest in being nice and a strong desire to ruin someone's day.

I don't know what to do. Suicide is constantly on my mind.

>>724530926
Some girls just dont like toys it sucks, dont know how you could apologize but it seems like a good first step

>>724529742
Yikes

>>724530926

lol i mean thats a funny thing to buy without consulting her first.

>>724531250

Not really considered we've been together for 17 years, and have bought many things over the years. This isn't my first rodeo.

>>724531020

no one likes tai chi.

i manage a psychic, i make short films and web series in my spare time, and i purposely limit my roommates internet cuz i love hearing him freak out over his netflix lagging.

Hi! If anyone's around anymore, I just wanna let shit out. I've got a group of "friends" online. I use quotes because I may think they're my friends, but they barely ever acknowledge the fact that I even exist to begin with. Every time I try to talk to them, they either give careless one-word responses, or just flat-out ignore me. I'm getting pretty fed up with it. I really, REALLY wanna be friends with these guys, but they just won't accept me. They're the kind of people that if you make a joke, no matter what kind, even if they said it first, will find it stupid. It's just getting so annoying, trying to befriend them and being silently rejected. Alright, if you read this, thanks for sticking around to hear me complain. At least I can trust you to listen to me.

>>724531373

its a fuck machine.

even if you've bought kinky stuff without permission, girls are fickle, you know? im sure it'll blow over though you've been together 17 years after all

>>724530926
can I have it anon?

>>724529742
>>724529742
>>724529742

Just a reminder.

>>724531385
>>724531020

>>724531229

What is odd is all the other toys which I have bought over 17 years which included a dildo fuck pillow, which she's used, didn't fucking say a word to me about it. Have no idea why a dildo that moves on it's own set her off.

>>724531468

why bother wit hthem if they clearly dont care anon?

>>724531385
I fucking love tai chi.
I hate the way sand feels between my toes, though.

Now anon, that's pretty fucking sadistic. But have you ever considered sneaking into his room and moving minor shit around while he's gone to make him think he's going mad?

>>724531468
Shut up faggot

>>724531497

I've honestly thought about selling it for a quarter of what I paid, or even giving it away. Not sure what I'm going to do yet since I just got through day two of this fiasco. It's completely unused.

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>>724531510

hes still gonna think were samefagging

>>724529629

In the old days, if you were in a locker room and in a big communal shower, it wasn't weird. Probably a male bonding thing, but I don't know if anyone really felt a desire to do it, it was just a thing.
But showering with just one friend, at home, would seem pretty gay.
Of course I do like to shower at home with a bf, cause I'm a bit of a fag. But some fags prefer to shower alone, tbh.

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>>724531543

no, hes easily scared, and because i told him the apartment used to be haunted he'd jump to that conclusion.

we have this creepy doll around the house (pic related) that i move around here adn there to freak him out tho

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Planning to go overseas since december.
Booked flights for march 29

Just saved enough for rent while away, paid the $300 electricity bill, $140 phone and internet bills and was going to use the remaining weeks for spending money.

Wife loses job last night

>fuck

>>724531645
You can give it to me. Or how much would you sell it for? Where are you located also lol

>>724531745

fair enough. life is strange. id like to be a lot closer with my friends but i dont think i can even convince them to skinny dip

>>724531653
So then let him.

>>724531754
Put a mannequin in his closet.

>>724531589
Sorry.

>>724531845

>put a mannequin in his closet

he would legitimately physically attack me if i did that. hes a puss but he'd be so mad.

i think when he moves out that will be my final prank.

my old roommate and i used to love scaring each other, id just move the doll into his bed while he was sleeping.

shit was keks.

>>724531653
Oh you convinced me, no one ever edits out (You) every single time

Just a friendly reminder that you're talking to yourself.

>>724531118
welcome to the club, anon...
at least suicide is always a viable option

i had a chance to tell her how i really felt.but i decided to be a pussy and not now she's halfway across the world and i'm stuck in a toxic relationship,I would leave but i'm basically emotionally dependent on her. I drink to numb the pain but these days it doesn't numb shit. need help before i kill myself

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>>724529742

>>724531812

This is what I bought.

Go to Amazon and paste this : Hismith Premium Sex Machine,Wire-controlled Love Machine With Silicone Dildo

>>724531923
Okay. Another idea:

Fill the tank of your toilet with red food coloring and set the doll in the shower. That way when he freaks out and looks around after her flushes, he sees the doll staring at him as he pisses.

>>724532170
Lucky slut. I've wanted these for ages.

>>724532126
>>724529860
>>724529909
>>724530123
>>724530580
>>724531010
>>724531231
>>724532126

samefag.

>>724532233

that'd be kek worthy. i wonder if he'll move out this year. id like another roomamte but i also like how hes rarely home.

wish he'd told me he was going to be gone this weekend though i could ahad a nudist game night.

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im torn between 2 people my baby mama and and good women sometimes i wish everyone would die around me so i can be alone but something tells in my head to find my baby mama make it work with her or go on with the girl i am with now that doesnt make me happy im really hurt i really could use some help

>>724531468
It won't do you any good to invest your self worth into other people like that. It's like trying to change yourself in the hopes that it will make some girl like you, it never works.

broaden your horizons, talk to other people and find friends who will actually respect you.

Don't fall into the trap of thinking this group of "friends" is your only choice or even that they're important at all, no matter how "cool" you think they are or whatever it is that draws you to them. You can do better than tormenting yourself over people who shouldn't be worth your time.

>>724531190
Put a post it note on your monitor, with how you felt the night before

>>724532273
Everything is a samefag when it's mean to you, huh? Never change /b/

Heyo. Something that I fucking hate is making drawing requests. I love it when people draw my characters and such, but when I have to ask them to, it makes me feel pushy and bossy. Any advice?

>>724532326
Why not just have one anyway?

>>724532418

samefag

>>724531525
>Have no idea why a dildo that moves on it's own set her off.
have you tried asking what set her off this time?
especially in light of the fact that shes been enjoying the other gifts (fuck pillow, etc.)

>>724529742
Im pretty sure this is most threads on b but yeah this is a pretty bad one

>>724529742
I'm just high as fuck enjoying the ride mein neger

>>724532442
if you feel os bad about it you could offer to pay artists commission or something

but like if they're taking requests then you not stepping up and asking for one just means someone else will. they're gonna put pencil to paper regardless, not like you're giving them extra workload.

>>724531468
You need to make REAL friends, IN PERSON friends. Online friends are not real friends, unless you were friends with them irl first.
This is a huge problem for millenials, and one of the reason they are so much more depressed and suicidal than previous generations.

>>724532524

im considering asking him if thats okay, cuz they're a lot of fun. he knows i like to be naked, but i generally stay clothed when hes around (which is only like 9pm onward). hes just such a whiny prick, you know?

so a few weeks ago my dad had two strokes, and my dog got attacked on the same night. i put my dog in a cone so she wouldnt bite her stitches from surgery. i asked if he could watch my dog if i wetn to visit my dad so i could say my goodbyes in case he, you know, fucking died, and at the very least take care of him for a few days since hes paralyzed.

he was fine with that but then he noticed my dog in a cone and siad
>is she going to be able to get through the dog door to poop?
>me: maybe, but if not we can leave the balcony door open
>him: well i wouldnt want anyone breaking in
>me: ...were on the second floor. either way, you can keep it closed while im gone and if she goes inside, it'll just be in the one corner, but she had no problems with this
>him: idk man thats pretty fucking gross
>me: my father just had two strokes and my dog just got her snout ripped off by another dog, im doing the best i fucking can here, jesus.

dog didn't have any problems either, not that i left but damn

>>724529742
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>>724532827
I dunno man. I've never had a roommate that I didn't think was a whiny prick, but I usually just accept their flaws and don't really worry about it as long as the rent is on time and there isn't a mound of shit in the kitchen sink when I wake up.
It also probably helps that I'm either always in my room or out doing something, so they never really have a chance to get on my nerves.

>>724533118

ive had a lot of roommates, some better than others. this guys pretty nice its just moments like that.

im sitting here like 'my dad just had two strokes, paralyzed on his left side, and you're worried that the dog might poop in the corner while its recovering from his surgery?'

fucking christ.

other than that hes enjoyable, just cunty.

>>724532393
>>724532811
Thanks for the advice, guys.

>>724532546

I have, didn't get more than feminist bullshit replies like "I'm the one with the vagina" (Oh the one you want me to to use to get you off?) my reply "I never said anyone was going to force you to use the fucking thing, didn't know you would have a negative reaction to it. No one is trying to rape your vagina".

No shit she's the one with the vagina, she has no problem with me making her cum 3-5 times a week to her request. This has seriously come out of left field. She apologized tonight for some of her comments, saying she should have taken more time before saying anything, but WTF?

I'll never worry about anyone elses pleasure but my own ever again. Lesson learned. It's all about me now. I can care less if she gets off any more or not.

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>>724533271
I would have just looked at him and said, "Everybody poops," and left it at that.

>>724529742
That shit cuts to the bone

>>724533374

nah i went with the 'dad had two strokes thing'. hes particularly close with his dad so im pretty sure he realized how stupid he was being.

either way, no internets for him

we should seriously stop samefagging though i think that anon doesn't believe that were two people no matter how hard we try.

>>724533313
so are you really going to get rid of it or not?

>>724533575
I mean, he has a point. If somebody went to this much effort to samefag for this long with this many posts, it would be the very definition of autistic.

>>724531525
Women take sex much more personally. Even if there are toys, it still involves you as a person. A fuck machine dehumanizes sex, making it mechanical instead of an emotional event between two beings.
If she could see it as a masturbatory thing, she may not feel as bad about it. But the fucking aspect may be too much because of aforementioned aspects. Maybe if you were very involved with the act of using it, she would feel better, because you were still part of the act.
Part of women sexuality is being desired by the man, and the machine may give her the feeling that your physical desirre for her has diminished, so you bought a machine to take the burden away of having to fuck her.
She likely doesn't even know why it is unsettling to her, or at least can't put it into words.
It's like giving your wife a vacuum cleaner or appliance as a gift. It makes sense to the male mind, in terms of: here honey, is something to make your drudgery better, because I care about you and want to help. But as anyone knows, this is a disasterous gift to give, because you've overlooked one of the main reasons of gift giving from the female perspective.

>>724533761

i seriously need to get some sleep now though.

its been fun anon.

>>724533901
if we pretend to believe youre not samefagging will you stop acting like such a spergie retard

>>724534049

>we

stop samefagging