What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

Peeing

>>724521277
cant ride a bike

having a social life

>>724521277
Being an adult.

>>724521277
almost everything.

making koolaid

Throwing something round. Give me a card, knife, hell even a lawnmower and I can throw it at least somewhat tolerably. Baseball? Basketball? Dodgeball? If it goes more than 3 feet it's probably behind me.

Suffocating myself.

Thinking that i'm holding in piss. I always feel like ive pissed myself when i haven't

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Feeding my cat.

>>724521277
not raping

>>724521643
:(

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I cant learn the alphabet

I know several languages, dunno wtf is wrong with my brain

>>724521529

Tiny little fingers...Trump? Dat u?

Sleeping

>>724521277
driving. i still never got my full license.

>>724521277
>Anonymous 03/05/17(Sun)22:59:31 No.7245
getting quads.

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writing

Hand tremors make it hard to eat soup with a spoon, also perform surgery

>>724521706
calm down pussanon. I've got you
*Hugs tight*
show me on the doll where he hurt your feelers.

>>724521277

living

>>724521277
>Differentiating left and right
>can't spell the name Michael without auto correct

>>724522080

That's not simple, you asshole. Stop jewwing up the thread.

Playing bass guitar and I'm black

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>>724521962
a-all over senpai ;-;

>>724522080
more like not taking the low hanging fruit

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making quality posts.

I'm gay and u literally can't take my bf''s dick in my ass. So painful. He's a pop can.

>>724521277
Not being racist. Niggers being niggers, people from alabama who sound like Goofy had a lovechild with Ernest, mudslimes, jews, they're all fucking pests.

>>724521277
Tying my shoes & having a life

Getting singles

>>724521277
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/im-sinning

rapping honestly fam

math

>>724522101
i struggle heavily with definitely and successfully

>>724522550
plug yourself in another thread boy

This thread is gold

>>724521643
kek

making people like me

Swimming. Also I miss really obvious details and fail to make connection between two seemingly obvious things

Telling the truth. I always lie.

>>724522447
>people from alabama who sound like Goofy had a lovechild with Ernest
I used to have a teacher like that. I'm pretty sure he had autism. he was based though he was fired from his previous school because the class was acting roudy and he yelled "you guys are acting like a bunch of niggers".

>>724521643
:'(

>>724523010
what a ledge

>>724521277
Navigating. Unless I've driven there from the same starting point 5 times, I need google maps. Destination can be just a few miles away too.

>>724522955
I always tell the truth even when I lie

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>>724523102
yap

>>724521731
Probably some kind of autist. Don't worry. Most autists are actually pretty cool people.

>>724521402
The fuck is wrong with you faggot.

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>>724521731
you're an idiot savant congratulations.

>>724523559
this
most high functioning autists i've known were super down to earth people once you get past they fact they don't understand how to human very well

>>724523348
This isn't contradictory dumb faggot, you ruined the joke, kys.

getting laid... sigh

getting dubs

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>>724521277
Holding things I cannot grip things tightly so I end up dropping most things it started real recently too I'm not sure why

>>724523777
ha... you loser

>>724523777
MOTHER OF GOD.....

>>724521277
I find it difficult to multiply 7s or 8s. I learnt how to do the other numbers as a kid but was never taught 7/8.

>>724523777
The man who can only get trips
How sad

>>724522375
Get a new bf

Im a spic, and i could never learn the days of the week in english, been speaking english since i was 16, am 21 now, moved to australia and i still cant remember them

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>>724523777
how beautifully tragic

>>724523788
my grandmother has this issue, she'll be holding a glass perfectly fine and then just drop it for no reason

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>>724523998
I've been English speaking my whole life and I can't remember the names or order of the months in any language.

Making grilled cheese. I get impatient but keep the heat low so I don't flash fry shit but it's always too low and the bread never heats.

>>724521277
Talking to Russian ambassadors and then remembering that I met them.

>>724524113
I just can't help it and I had to switch to plastic and paper utensils because I broke a few glass dishes

>>724524141
yes, i also forgot that, i cant remember order of english months, and in spic to realize wich month is wich i have to star counting from january

>>724523788
Someone once told me that calf muscle size has a lot to do with genetics. So you could use your calves just as often as another person (by running, for instance), and not develop the muscles as well. I suppose that's possibly true. And if it is, I could see it applying to forearm muscles as well, which are analogous muscles.

>>724524247
kek

Folding clothes in a uniform shape

Removing bra. Not a femanon

Folding clothes, only thing i can fold is my socks

i always forget my left from my right. i have to use my hands. wtf is that about

>>724521277
talking to people/making eye contact

>>724524612
Typing. I mean o can type for a bit budnskskdjfbfn dksiw d dksoaj s kdodudv

>>724523788


Probably MS

>>724524705
nigger

>>724524801
Who the he'll are you calling snsjifhebn? Ndksjnelo. Fuck dkdososneb njsks

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>>724523571
Maybe they are the most humans

>>724521277
Picking up girls.

I've tried the local high school, middle school. Finally I tried the elementary school.

I only fucked like 2 girls, and I couldn't get anything except one night stands. I'm pathetic.

>>724523777
Trips dont lie

>>724524919
go back to special ed

Basketball. I fucking hate my inpossibilities to fucking throw that goddamn ball throu basket. Im quite good at other sports thou. On the other hand, i do hate basketball as sport aswell so its not a big deal.

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>>724524705
>>724524801
>>724524919

>>724521878
"...also perform surgery." Haha I wonder who they let you loose om.

Coming onto guys. I can make friends fairly easy and get along well with others, but am absolutely clueless about sexual stuff.

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>>724524953
maybe you need to go younger...

know the months

Being loved

>>724521277
Life.

Paying my bills

>>724524953
Beating yourself up over it is not going to get you any nookie.

>>724525580
I feel your pain

can someone tell me why i get confused between my right and my left? it seems like such a simple concept but if you were to ask me out of the blue i wouldnt be able to answer without thinking bout it

>>724521277
Sleeping.

>>724524953
work on your people skills in general and your luck with women will improve
making a man and a women laugh isn't the same thing, but hanging with a bunch of smart guys can still build your wit

>>724525908
dyslexia m8, or a mild form of it

>>724526032
that makes sense..

Everything ITT is a mental illness

Everyone who admitted to mental illness should KYS

>>724522955
Is this a lie?

>>724521277
anyone know source of OP's image? been trying to hunt it down for a while.

>>724521277
directions, mainly left vs right

>>724526381
weak b8

>>724526658
it's dyslexia. ive just been informed by a very helpful anon

>>724526381
by that statement you would be a psycopath, see you in hell

>>724521277
Drinking water. Ever since I was a baby I always end up choking on it. Not all the time, but it's frequent. Surprisingly, it's only water. Not soda, not alcohol, fucking water.

Get confused between March and May.

When speaking, can't tell the difference between yellow and orange. Visually no probs, but I'm always calling daffodils or cabs orange.

Also get super retarded when finishing a purchase at a store or supermarket
> that'll $25.60 anon
> hand her 50 bucks
> here's you're change and receipt
> suddenly I'm a mess of fingers as I try to put my bills in the wallet, the coins in my pocket, the receipt anywhere, all while checking I got handed the right change. This as the girl us trying to shove my purchases back in my hands while already ringing up the next persons purchases.

JUST. GIVE. ME. TWO. FUCKING. SECONDS. TO. SORT. MY. SHIT. OUT.

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>>724521277
Having a conversation.

>>724527197
4/10, because the last one is plausible

>>724522955
i always tell the truth and this man always lies

>>724523788
Sounds like neurological damage, also on the side here, I remember seeing a house episode where I think he asked his patient to squeeze his hand as hard as they could or something, probably relevant in some way

>>724521277
cant close my right eyelid on its own. it just twitches and spasms. but when i close both its fine. pretty sure i have nerve damage

>>724528575
shows set in hospitals are always god awful about presenting anything that is medically accurate, however house is particularly bad

there's nothing wrong with enjoying things but you will become misinformed if you take your medical knowledge from these shows

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Walking

>>724523754
Ahem... he was lying.