Dubs decide what I say to this libtard She super liked me so

Make it trips I don't need any Bernie freeloaders

>>724512053
"Can I speak to the man in charge?".

Ask her if she's liberal enough to give you a blumpklin on the first date.

"wow, you seem like a useless piece of shit"

>>724512310
this

>>724512405
roll

Since you're a vegan, do you not shave your armpits?

>>724512666
winrar

Show me you penis

>>724512448
Fucking retards, she's wearing a choker. You'd turn down blow jobs just to be political?

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>>724512666
Here you go Satan

>>724512310
this

Do you do anal

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>>724512808
Yup

>>724512826
the absolute madman

>>724512826
mispelled blumpkin idiot

>>724512826
You spelled blumpkin wrong

>>724512995
Damn auto correct how about we use your matches

>>724512970
post rest of her pics nigger

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>>724512310
This would have been so much better lol

>>724513079
Bumpkin isn't even a word so autocorrect wouldn't change it to that

>>724512808
mostly to avoid the conversation afterwards

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>>724513130
Live and die by the roll
>>724513103
Just more ugly

>>724513163
bumpkin is definitely a word idiot

>>724512808
shes 62 miles away dipshit

>>724513174
Sorry she isn't a trap robot

>>724513163
>it was posted on an anonymous website
>he must really mean it

>>724513219
keep em comin
i like the curly hair tbh

>>724513219
I'd love to let her liberal ass sit on my face

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Other pic she has is the same as another one so I'm not gonna bother

>>724513219
Not terrible, could get more attractive with age, different make up and less jerry curls.

>>724513302
who said anything about traps faggot? she just looks like an annoying cunt that i wouldnt want anything to do with

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>>724513392
thanks op

you say you're vegan but you can get my meat in your mouth

>>724513467
How about you take your xan and calm the fuck down if you really hate her this would be enjoyable

>>724512053
I dated a raging feminist once and completely denied her bullshit from day one. No idea what she stuck with me but she was completely submissive in bed. Would do literally anything and loved to be tied up and called me daddy. Any girl like this is seriously fucked up.

Sorry, I meant blumpkin* you don't need to be a bisexual vegan feminist to know that it fights the patriarchy and all social standards to tongue stroke a shitting man's meat

>>724512053

String her along until you can get her in the sack then scream Make America Great Again during the moneyshot.

>>724513846
this

>>724513772
agreed man.

Also, OP ask for nudes becuase she's a "strong woman"

>>724513820
op here re rolling

>>724512053

>62 miles

Ain't you supposed to be finding gash close to you with this? Or do you live in the middle of nowhere?

>>724513820
roooll

>>724513820
Roll

>>724513820
rolling for this

>>724513820
roll

>>724513820
God damnit roll

>>724513901
I told her I didnt want to talk about her stupid shit and basically made fun of her whenever she did. I was amazed she never dumped me but its probably because no one else would Dom her.

>>724513931
i have it set to 15 miles but she super liked me so im guessing that makes me view her profile

>>724514022
Winrar KEK

>>724512826
Should have asked for nudes, nigger

>>724514022
praise KEK

>>724514022
i said trips but fuck it i wanted to say that give me a sec

You have nice eyebrows, show me your tits

>>724514514
reroll

Can't wait to hear what she has to say to that shit

>>724514514
that's a winrar everyone

>>724514555
nice,

ask for those tits OP

>>724514555
Sheeeeit

>>724514514
>>724514555
1st was a win, and reroll was a win. need to do it now OP

>>724512826
Wow your a fucking retarded OP

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>>724513163
And for the record

>>724514706
>>724514764

>>724514857
I didn't need help to see the post under mine you fucking dingus

>>724513820
MAXIMUM KEK

>>724513163
bump·kin
ˈbəm(p)kən/
nouninformal
an unsophisticated or socially awkward person from the countryside.
i.e. you

>>724514643
I have a feeling she will not be responding to us

>>724514086
Basically with tinder. If the girl is out side your range, you know she already liked you.

>>724514983
That wasn't me but I appreciate robot holding your hand on that one

dubs are being wasted here

>>724515033
thank you

haters please exit you are the unedimucated ones

>>724512053
and why would u get ban its a red board

>>724512181
>>724515164

>>724514764

Wait til she answers, OP

>>724515224
i was banned before for an off topic thread i didn't wanna risk it if you're confident post it on my behalf and link it ill continue there

>>724515361
God forbid you not be able to visit Pol for a day

>>724515445
you're the only one that seems upset

my shit was a week and it was all boards i couldn't even use /sp/ for the super bowl

>>724515540
The horror

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>>724513163
are you for real such a dipshit that can't even open a new tab and make a quick search on internet before open your mouth and show the world how retarded you are?

>>724515618
well what would be better me posting it there insta ban then no more giggles or here where i know it could happen

>>724513392
She's vegan but owns a cat?
What a hypocrite.

OP fucked this up before shit even got started

"sorry that was my asshole friend you seem like a nice person can we forget that was said?"

>>724515629
its cause hes a bumpkin

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>kek

>>724516005
>not bumpkingirl.jpg

>>724516119
he fucked up

>>724514643
i feel like no one noticed this

>>724516200
Noticed what specifically?

no replies fellow robots i thought it would have potential but if she does ill make a new thread for now

>sage

>>724516351
the coocoo taste of coco puffs

>>724516351
why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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>>724516487
yah nice try op, ya came out way too strong though
/b/ always does that shit
hurrhurr CALL HER A NIGGER
like da fuq thats not funny faggot call her beautiful THEN call her a nigger smh

>>724516738
i follow the rolls if you wanted to say something better then maybe you should have rolled it

>>724516738
kinda defeats the whole point if i pick and choose

>>724517028
i mean it kinda defeats the whole point if she doesnt respond because it was a stupid message
but i see what youre saying
like i said, this always happens though

Eyebrows on fleek, though

>>724513772
Hopefully wont get tied up in this situation

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have you seen the super cool katie and sloane thread?

>>724513425
She already looks 40 at 18.....i dont see that going anywhere but downhill

didn't even post my trip 5's

>>724517199
very true its /b/ in general that jumps the gun usually

>>724512053
Kill yourself
Personal army request denied

>>724512310
Rolling

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If I match with her I'll start again

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>>724517921
Even better

>>724517890
i mean hes doing all the work and infact screwing himself

>>724512808
is that monster seriously in your league?

>>724517921
aint gonna happen buddy

>>724518005
She looks like she lives up to her name, probably has fucked more niggers than the hurricane did.

>>724518266
>my sides

i was just in new orleans so that made me laugh way harder then i normally would

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>>724518005
good lordt