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Dick rate thread fgts

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Dick rate thread fgts
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how to shrink your dick without using chasity?
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>>724507207
Hey cool, they make rulers with alternative facts on them now.
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>>724507207

Fuck off and die faggot
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>>724507207
Why don't you fuck off to /soc/.
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rate mine?
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>>724507328
Cut a bit off the top, the top will regrow in a couple of weeks
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>>724507328
why can't you use chastity? It's pretty good. my gf brought my cock down like two inches. It barely gets hard any more.
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>>724507207
sure rate
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>>724507455
More fags on here than anywhere else
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>>724507604
Solid dick, 8/10

>>724507477
3.5/10

>>724507207
Long but a misshapen head, 6/10
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>>724507445
y u mad tho?
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>>724507740
Wait i fucked up, should be:

>>724507207
Solid dick, 8/10

>>724507604
Long but a misshapen head, 6/10
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>>724507542
>>724507328
why the fuck are you people talking about getting smaller dicks like this is a normal or sought out thing

the fuck
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>>724507858
This changes everything
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>>724507542
I don't think it's availible in my country and I don't want to pay 60€ for chasity from abroad.
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>>724507943
I'm not sure about the other guy, but in my case I wasn't paying much attention in classes and was looking at porn so my gf thought I should be punished.
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>>724507995
You can buy a device for €10 from aliexpress.
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>>724507604
another
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>>724508074
Plastic or metal?
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>>724508072
I really hope you're meming at me right now anon.
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>>724507604
>>724508153

9/10, very nice
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>>724508362
If only that were true
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>>724508362
I think you're reading too much into it lol. It's not that big of a deal. she told me (premed) that studies show decreasing penis size and erectile function can increase focus on studies and monogamy. I trust her totally in this regard. we have a rock solid relationship.
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Sup b
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>>724508198
Metal, this one to be exact
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plz r8 m8z
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>>724508980
small/10
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>mfw tiny dick and fiancee lies to me saying it's "perfect"
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>>724509017my sister said it was big..
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>>724508645
Great, thanks
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>>724508980
5 incher?
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>>724508506
Nah, you really are memeing at me right now fam
that's some straight beta retarded logic
it's even more unbelievable that a woman wants a man with a smaller dick unless she gots another alpha man and she's just a huge cunt that's just fucking with you
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>>724509167
how tiny we talking? though it could be perfect to her. 99 percent of girls don't want repair surgery after taking the 'perfect BBC'
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>>724509193
Its not big. Prolly above average. The head looks pretty gross tho. so 3.5/10
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>>724508980
seems on the bigger side to me.. tell me about yer sister rating it..

>>724507207
>>724507477
ill join the ruler guys

ill post more if people want
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>>724507207
Mine's pretty small...14cm
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>>724509418
> this is what guys without girlfriends really think
done with you "fam" faggot. I have other shit to do besides explain myself to retards on /b/.

deuces.
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Rate
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>>724509448
Like fully erect my hand can wrap around it and cover everything but the head. Never measured it but under 5in for sure
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>>724509564
7.5/10 more pls
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>>724509697
huge balls damn, and a juicy cock 10/10
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>>724509674
>this is what guys without girlfriends really think
BITCH You are NOT fucking serious right now. I refuse to believe you can be this beta with a fuckin female bro

Get the fuck outta here with this chit boyo
if some stupid bitch tried to reduce the size of my cock I'd fucking dump that stupid cunt in a heartbeat.

BRB Fuck you boyo, you really trolled me right now
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>>724508980
whats wrong with the head? i think its ok and i wish i had a ruler but i dont my guess is 5.5 - 6 inches when fully hard
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>>724509760
you wanted more

>>724509799
you like balls

have this
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R8 my phimosis cock? :3
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>>724510068
ONE MORE TIME for you because you're clearly a special kind of retard.

It's got scientific fucking reasons behind it. She's fine with just getting oral and getting fingered. our sex life is fine and I'm doing way better in school. The thing is that if I don't need to use it on her then who cares if ti gets hard?

It's called being in a serious relationship. You're just a lonely faggot so you wouldn't understand.
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>>724509564
holy shit, how thick is that?
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>>724510298
surprisingly nice, 8/10

>>724509697
good cock 8.5/10

>>724509564
super thick but weirdly proportioned, 7/10

>>724508980
nice looking shaft, super dry head, 6.5/10

>>724508430
too blurry to really determine, but big enough that its between 7/10 and 9/10
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Do you like my dick
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>>724510780
Did you run dick first into a wall?
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>>724510617
>>724510691
yeah hes a thick buddy, thnx

this is him when hes half awake
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>>724510929
its not as visually appealing as some other cocks, but im pretty sure it would feel a ton better than some of these pencil dicks xD
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>>724511104
Why is your ballsack so far up your dick? Did you do some weird dick stretching thing?
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>>724508980
/b/ros what r some ways i could improve the look of my dick?
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>>724510546
god damn you are being cucked
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>>724511630
try and moisturise your head? it seems really dry
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>>724511582
9/10 one of the best in this thread by far
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>>724511107
thnx yeah my current gf calls it the maggot cuz its so ugly lol.. but every girl ive fucked loves it even if they cant fit it.. it was legendary on high school and college.. word spread and i got laid from it
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>>724511892
Thanks x
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>>724511104
what's with this trend of "rectangle pubes"?
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>>724511983
I hate when sissy faggots have fucking big dicks, It's completely fuckin unfair.
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>>724512283
It's not that big...
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>>724511582
9/10 mor pls
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>>724512454
bigger than mine and im a fuckig real man
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>>724512535
Ok :)
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>>724512454

>6'3"
>25
>200lbs and somewhat muscular
>5" dick

it just isn't fair
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>>724510617
>>724511107
>newfags detected
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>>724512576
Here's a pic where I made it look smaller just for you! :)
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>>724512908
>6'
>24
>180lbs
>4" dick
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>>724510546
Yes, clearly you aren't a tyrannosaurus cuck and I'm just a lonely faggot and it's why I find it hard to believe you could be this fucking beta.

>it's backed by science

JUST LMFAO @ YOUR SCIENCE
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>>724512908
I'd love to get rammed by your cock 9/10
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>>724513030
i see you anon.. same here
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>>724513030
dont fucking patronise me you faggot
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>>724513241
Yeah but you seem insecure...
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>>724513322
I'm just pissed off that basically whatever I fucking do I'll still have a smaller dick that some sissy.

>>724513091
Is my dick
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>>724513487
jesus even mines bigger and im 130lbs and 19 (one with the 'dry' tip)
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>>724513091
id suck this
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>>724513142

If it's one thing I do know, it's how to do a good dickin' no matter the gender.

I blame that on my insecurities from a younger age, and reading up on a lot of shit.

>>724513091

Shit, you're even lighter than me in weight. I am envious of your foreskin though. Hate not having mine.
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>>724513798
pic of my chest, im chunky but pretty muscular, i work on a farm so im pretty fit
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>>724514336

Used to be a hockey player. It ain't fair. We're supposed to be hung.
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>>724513212
lets see a pic from the underside looking up
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I'll post some pics I posted awhile ago
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>>724514513
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>>724514583
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>>724514411
No ones supposed to be anything. Its all down to genetics and you can't change it so there's no point getting hung up over it.
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>>724514411
It's at least nice to have someone else out there in the same boat as me, you ever stuff your crotch?
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>>724514949
>no point getting hung

eyyyyy
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>>724515021
Haha I didn't even notice XD
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>>724514949

I'm not anymore. I'm old enough now where I don't really care about it. Good pun, though. Even if unintentional.

>>724514950

Nah. The jock did that enough! Haha.
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>>724511582
Really nice
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>>724515316
Thanks x
9/10
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1/2
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>>724515945
2/2
6.5"
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Inb4 nigger
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