fags

A FUCKING CHEESE WEDGE

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>>724499571
I was implying craigslist hookups you mong
im not denying there arent useful things on there, like lightly used mens candy thongs 50% off

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>>724499670
I don't think he even knows where Australia is

salty anon come back, I want you to tell me how (((parentheses))) are a MSM conspiracy and not a /pol/ meme
ilu salty anon <3

ur a fag

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>>724499777
Mattis does, checkmate atheist.

>>724499823
Mattis is too busy personally skullfucking terrorists

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>>724499756
One of my roommates found his manager on CL m4m. That was funny.

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I like how people started using the echo parentheses on pol and twitter to make fun of jewish last names, the jews got so triggered over this that they wrote about it on several popular media outlets and now they virtually own the echo parentheses meme as their own personal insult and you can't use them on anything but jews now otherwise you're a newfag.

>gfur logic

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>>724499903
he suffers from premature skullfuculation, resulting from the enormous dick. he'll be at you next wednesday.
>>724500021
alright yeah but did he pay his manager to suck his dick?
4 real

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>>724500035
>(((jews)))

>>724500035
Zyklon B was made to pump gas into chambers to kill faggots and kikes. You could shove one up your ass if you wanted to but thats not what its for, even though it's doing the same thing.

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>>724500073
No we were blizted so we just fucking laughed.

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>>724500269
Goddamn cartoons for the Sunday paper got really fucking lazy at some point.

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>>724500293
Missed opportunities.
one of our supervisors is p cute, would fuck him.
he is probably like a 4 on the kinsey tho, it's taking some work.

>>724500286
Katia, you know nothing about the subject you feel so entitled to speak on. Why don't you go back to pretending you are an anime eyed humanoid cat with your friends instead of pathetically trying to insult adults. You are a walking talking insult to yourself. Make me a fucking taco right now and I will forgive you.

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>>724500450
you can admit you just don't get it

>>724500458
He was in his 40s and balding.

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>katia irl

>>724500458
>katia trying to convert straight people
you're literally ruining the country

>>724500035
>thing becomes infamous and widely known because racists use it to mock Jewish people
>calling others a newfag for calling them jew parentheses
no
it's the most common way to refer to them
you don't get to make fun of people for calling them what they're widely known as now

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>>724500625
pass.
>>724500539
I know quite a bit about nazis bro, since it is quite a hot topic nowadays.
Consider killing yourself.

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>>724500539
>pretending
he is one though
>>724500458
>>724499777

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>>724500450
don't trashtalk Heathcliff, man
he's bad news

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>>724500715
He is currently at 40% converted.
>>724500777
>>724500777
>>724500777

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>>724500548
Alright I don't get it. Enlighten me.

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>>724500777
Mornin starshine

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Gas all anonymous posters.

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>>724500899

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>>724500809
done

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>>724500899
Not Luc! He posts anonymously

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>>724500939
you and cait are fine.
for now.
get a name again though

>>724500983
ALL OF THEM.
I WILL CLOSE THE OVEN DOOR MYSELF.

>>724500945
post garbage ape

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>>724500715
>Night in the Woods

I wanted to like that game so much.

>>724501029
>all of them
>literally makes exceptions on the post immediately preceding this one

>>724501051
It was alright. Certainly some shit needed to be done better. Not as good as some people are raving or as bad as /v/ is ranting

>>724500899
can i be included

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>>724501051
>
>>724501083
ONLY ANONYMOUS HITLER GETS TO DECIDE, I AM THE DECIDER.

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>>724501031

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>>724501212

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>>724501212
thanks bae

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>>724500945
Clearly too high brow for me.

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>>724500740
>Consider killing yourself.
I see I have effectively angered you. I know hearing the truth put so bluntly in your face can anger one to no end, it can be quite an infuriating and frustrating ordeal to have another person know how pathetic and incompetent you are. I'm not your mother and I'm not going to baby you like your friends have done here for years. If being this salty towards your personal issues remedies your frustration, then hit me with your best shot you useless fucking trash. FUCKING DO IT YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GO AHEAD!

HIT ME WITH ANOTHER FUCKIN BOMBSHELL

C'MMON YOU SAUCER EYED BIPEDAL ANTHROPOMORPHIC POLYCHROMATIC HUMANOID FELINE MOTHERFUCKER!!!!

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>>724501206
You're the lowest quality Hitler I have ever seen

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>>724501381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C5kGCwJ25Yc

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>>724499598
>OP describes self in one word
>knowing I can only put one thing for the response
>is unoriginal af
>clicks post

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>>724501356
start small, you'll get there

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>>724501531
>>724501430
linking is hard.

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>>724501381
You are not nearly mad enough.
keep going.

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>>724501621
It wouldn't be hard if you were a good hitler

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>>724501531
I see you have a shit taste that accompanies your shit personality. Who would have fucking thought?

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>>724500996
I don't like posting with a name, Darwin will use it to stalk me.

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>>724501711
everything worth doing requires practice.

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>>724501174
No, /v/ is pretty on the mark- Between all the non-game horseshit, paper thin moral preaching and the creators obviously viewing the rust belt as some kind of nice snowglobe world, except for all those problematic people who live there and don't think like them- /v/ is right on the money.

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>>724501726
pirates is a good movie, they've carried it a bit too far though.

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>>724501682
>he's been capping my posts all this time
You have nothing better to do then document me during the few times I come through I see.

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>>724501753
>implying Darwin isn't tracking you right now

>>724501771
Well you clearly need practice more than Nibi needs to get laid

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>>724501206
>Cowboy boots and leather jacket

Gregg wishes he could rock 'em as good as I can, the phony skanque.

Hitler wasnt such a bad guy
he killed hitler after all
xdddd

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>>724501617

wholesome meme thread

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>>724502018
That was literally from the fluffy abuse thread I was spamming, so.

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>>724502038
low effort shitposting nef.

>>724502115
It was clearly my post. You can't get enough of me, admit it.

>>724501617
that is pretty good, damn.

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>>724502214
You will be the first person gassed.

>>724502302
I am not into these flatulence fetishes of yours you disgusting fuck

>>724501848
What moral preaching? Two of the main characters wantonly commit crimes with no comeuppance or any form of punishment. The main character is an asshole to just about everyone.

>the creators obviously viewing the rust belt as some kind of nice snowglobe world, except for all those problematic people who live there and don't think like them
Yeah I have no idea what you mean here. Everyone is constantly worried about their jobs, the religious characters are pretty much all viewed positively and the main character straight up abuses someone for picking political science for their uni path

Can you give some examples?

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>>724502038
He is out.

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>>724502112
voltron memes?

>>724502244
Ernie Bushmiller (and Nancy) are legends for good reason

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>>724502581
How do you know? Are you stalking him back?

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>>724502621

voltron seems cool

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And did you get what you wanted from this life even so?

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I did.

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>>724501617
The fourth estate was a mistake.

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And what is it you wanted?

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To call myself beloved, to feel myself beloved on the earth.

>>724502537
I love you!


>>724502581
how about you go out
with me ;)

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>>724502681
it's a solid reboot, in spite of the Pidge genderswap

>>724502745
I dunno, it seems pretty cool from time to time

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>>724502840

i love my friends

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I feel like these heads are going to go in a peculiar direction.

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>>724502649
Yes.

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>>724502886

oh youve lost me

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>>724503067
this is some spy vs spy kind of shit

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>>724503180
It's an ever ongoing battle.

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>>724503287

>>724503430
thats a nutshell lacking lots of information

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I am looking forward to the new Alien film. I saw the original trilogy when I was in kindergarten and Resurrection, which was admittedly terrible, was one of the four movies I saw in theaters as a child. I didn't see Prometheus in theaters because of a lack of Xenomorphs.

>>724503614
You can't fit a lot of information into most nutshells

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>>724503614
The joke is that Death Note is retarded.

>>724503658
It wasn't really an Alien film.

>>724503718
i liked it, the german dub was pretty professional

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>>724503747
Yeah, it was a prequel set well before the events of the first Alien film.

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>>724503658
Honestly after all the bullshit the franchise has been through since Alien 3, I'm hoping this is great.

I was pleasantly surprised by the Alien Isolation game, so there is some hope left

>>724503614
Here's my synopsis of death note:

>I knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that he knew that I knew what you know. >But did you know that I actually knew that you knew that I knew that you knew that he knew that I knew what you know.
>How did you know?

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>>724503831
I did not see or read it. I don't into narutos.

>>724503893
I heard great things about Alien Isolation.

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>>724502577
The party scene where the proprietor is being told how he shouldn't tolerate certain people, "yeah, punch out fascism," Gregg saying he found "some fascists' helmet from WWI and painted an anarchy symbol on it," the scene where Mae tells her mother that the whole town is basically a bunch of washed up hicks who've done nothing with their lives and so pinned their hopes on someone like her to make something of themselves, the same Hot Fuzz tweest where old conservative men concerned for their town=evil, or the most stable and life together couple of Gregg and Terry see moving to the city as the only logical choice and staying in their town is tantamount to stagnation-

What I mean when I talk about the creators is they obviously have spent SOME time in a rust belt town, even have fond memories of it- But they don't understand it. They hold up Fall like a leafer shithead and its construction as some charming beaver busywork rather than the pain in the ass it is and dread of the season right before being up to your ass in snow- They don't cut a distinction between any collapse of the "mining" (coal/iron/copper/precious metals) so any real concerns are thrown out to paint it with a wide brush without realizing each industry comes with its unique collapse concerns that impact the community around it and a thousand other things. I'd bet money the fuckers who made the game probably spent their early childhood in a midwest town and moved away to the city. Nostalgia.

>>724503991
After that horrifying abomination that was Colonial Marines, Isolation was manna from heaven.

It wasn't a perfect game, but it felt like an Alien game through and through.

>>724503991
ok, naruto is very different tho but your posted pictures let it seem that youre a very creepy and obstinate fellow anyways

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I am hoping that they get back into the main story line before Lance Henriksen is too old to reprise his role as Bishop.

>>724504229
I'm not creepy.

>>724504176
I can't recall an actually good Alien game that I played with the exception of Alien 3 for the Genesis, which was fun for child me to play.

>>724503985
have a (you) for effort

>>724500286
>Zyklon B was made to pump gas

wat. zyklon b IS the gas dude. and it wasnt pumped it was little stone like things that were thrown in from a hole in the top and reacted with air.

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People love fool. Good ol' fool, always with the jokes. Haha! Not creepy or upsetting at all. A perfectly nice and normal man.

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>>724504458
I wonder why they didn't use Zyklon A. Probably the cost.

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alright I'm back, what'd I miss

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Oh. There was a Zyklon A, it reacted to water and heat instead of just air.

>>724504770
The world was taken over by wooden robots.

>>724503860
It only happens 30 years before the first film. It was supposed to be a direct prequel to explain how the company knew about the xenomorphs in the first place, but during production, Lindelof convinced Ridley Scott to make it its own thing. That's why so many things line up but are still off (the jars arranged like the eggs in the original, LV 223 instead of LV 426, the xenomorph like creature at the end). Its the same universe, but the events aren't tied together.

It stands as another point for having Lindelof lynched.

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>>724504770
Me

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>>724504896
I was under the impression that it takes place hundreds of years prior to the events of Alien. Because during the events of Prometheus they are supposedly the first crew ever to embark on such a journey, and the events of Alien they are just an ordinary run of the mill cargo ship, one of thousands. I know Ridley Scott was saying it's a different story line at first, but I'm also almost positive that he has since stated that Prometheus and Alien Covenant are direct prequels to the first Alien film.

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>>724504853
I have a flamethrower.
>>724504896
I knew you could do it.
a whole post not about sex.
I'm proud of you snarf.
>>724505089
Tell me more about what I think

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>>724505247
Sure over dinner, let's meet up.

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Prequels can get weird and Ridley Scott is bonkers about his story lines. Look at his shit with Blade Runner.

>>724505183
>>724504896
28 years, to be exact

mm shiow me some puss

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>>724505389
That's so fucking weird though, how in the hell did they go from being the first ever crew to embark on an intergalactic journey to in 30 years having terraforming and intergalactic cargo transportation as just an ordinary run of the mill thing?

>>724505608
I dunno. Personally I think it's kinda bullshit.

I just didn't like Prometheus at all.

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>>724505689
It was okay, not complete garbage, but whatever. Taken as an Alien prequel it's pretty interesting. It explains the Jockey and how the company knew about LV 426.

garbag

>>724505183
That's why its a mess. It was announced as a prequel, but shortly before release they said it wasn't a direct prequel, but was instead its own thing to explore the Space Jockeys from the original. Now they are backpedaling to say it was on. Despite inconsistencies like you pointed out, where it only took 30 years to go from first long distance space travel to established long run mining operations with years of experience behind it.

>>724505247
Prometheus is all about sex. Hence giant sperm monsters.

>>724505840
I'd rather the Jockey not be explained. The ability to come up with ideas and theories was more entertaining than the explanation

>how the company knew about LV 426.
Which was also kind of awful. Would explain Alien, but why would they set up a colony (Aliens)? Surely there are far, far better ways of getting all that good alien stuff. Like a specialized research lab.

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>>724506144
H. R. Giger was the main artist for the movie
he puts dicks in every image he does.

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>>724506144
Ridley Scott I think is really about winging it. One minute things are one way, then he changes his mind when he thinks of something better, but instead of trying to write to make it all fit he just leaves it as it is.

>>724506256
They didn't set up a colony of Xenomorphs, they wanted a Xenomorph for study.

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If you're gonna do a art, may as well put in a few dicks

sexuality is part of the 'human experience'

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>>724506798
For the love of God, don't let Nibi hear this.

>>724505608
Technically 80 years on the terraforming. Ripley was floating for 50 years before being picked up in Aliens.

>>724506256
The colony in Aliens was specifically so the colonists would "accidentally" run into them. The point in the originals was that the company was extremely amoral and had no regard for life in their illegal research. Setting up a research lab would've tipped off the government.

>>724506555
No I mean the shitty mining colony on LV 426
They had groups (like Newt's family) who went on search missions

>>724507052
>Setting up a research lab would've tipped off the government.
I suppose that is reasonable, but I still think there would have been a more subtle and scientifically observant way to do it than sacrificing a colony. Look how badly it backfired on them

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>>724507052
Were they not already terraforming planets closer to Earth in Alien? I thought that in Aliens it was large scale terraforming of the entire galaxy.

>>724507316
That was Burk's doing. He wanted to capture a Xenomorph to present to the CEOs of Weyland to advance his position.

masturbate, my flock

>>724507316
This was written back in the 80's, when the idea of big corporations had to actual follow the law was still believed, so a research base would've had to have government monitoring and inspections.

Weyland-Yutani also wasn't the most competent. Its easier to explain mining casualties and replacements than scientist ones.

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>>724507643
No.

>>724508258

you will anyway

>>724507597
There had been alot of it. Look at the prison planet in 3. The thing with the original movies was everything was old and worn. So Prometheus coming in and going "lol, everything is only 30 some years old" was a huge mistake.

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>>724508505
Yeah but shut up.

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>>724508527
Yeah, if Prometheus really is only 30 years prior things wouldn't be nearly that ramshackle.

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I bought 8 boxes of girlscout cookies from some girl outside a store earlier.

>>724509170
are they good cookies

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>>724509170
T-thin mints?

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>>724509310
>>724509343
they were all samoas.

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>>724509383
You're dead to me.

>>724509424
they were all thin mints.

>>724509383
those are good

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>>724509465
Lying whore

>>724509170
tell me you got thin mints and those peanutbutter ones

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>>724509521

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>>724509521
Share a box of thin mints with me.

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I dont like thin mints

>20 hr remain tell I need my 9 wins
GAHHHHHHHH

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>>724499756
whats that guys name in yo pic? I cant recall

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I don't like samoas

>>724510257
johnathan ross

>>724510257
pewdie pie

>>724510257
stephen fry

>>724510823
stop derailing the thread

>>724500035
>>724500286
>>724500539
same unfunny fag

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>>724510386
thank you sir

jefferson garbag

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>>724509818
wow you really are sub-human trash

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>>724511618
fooled and rustled ur vegemites

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>>724511618
He is the epitome of terrible.

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>>724511800
I'll thinly spread your vegemite, faggot

>>724511900
The pinnacle of abominable

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>>724511966
the apotheosis of a bad diagnosis
rhymes are hard

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>>724511966
are you fat now

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>>724512238
A little bit. I need to get back into exercising, since I spent so much time being a cripple

>>724512221
We were rhyming?
I just was trying to find a way to say terrible without going to my usual word, "awful"

>>724512400
I thought you were starting rhymes

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>>724512400
proof also new buttpix

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>>724512452
Oh no, I'm terrible at rhymes.
Not as terrible as katia is at everything, but nonetheless.

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>>724512479
Nyet

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Hey Nef, watch out lardass, then chow down wide load!

What's it like being the new thread fat kid?

>>724509662
sure, thin mints are the best!

>>724509593
Literally what

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>>724513516
You will feed them to me while I play video games.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

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Sup fags

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>>724513263
Pretty great. The wench is taking on the role of personal trainer, she's been working me out nightly lately.

>>724511618

>>724514392
Penis.

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>>724514707
hot what is she having u do

bending over doesnt burn energy nef

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>>724515468
You would know

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>>724515803
is that the argument you're going to go with?

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>>724515946
That you would know bending over doesn't burn energy because you're experienced at bending over?

Yeah

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>>724516122
i-i get more sex than you so shut up

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>>724516180
okay

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>>724516302
whore

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>>724517058
>>724516180

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>>724517514

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>>724517583

>>724518723
No.

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>>724518756
D:

>>724518907
Not until Iaw gives you the D.

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It's way too cold.

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>>724519279
I'm waiting for it

>>724519429
Its fucking snowing here again.

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>>724519429
hey luc

>>724520144
how you doing snarf?

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>>724520144
Jeeze

>>724520212
Hello

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>>724520286
how you doing?

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>>724520330
Tired.

Cold

Nothing new really.

>>724520212
Wish work was done.

>>724513596
Sure, but im gonna be stuffing my face at the same time

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>>724520467
how's the move in going?

>>724520842
how is work going?

>>724521229
hey

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>>724521229
god you're such a fatty

>>724521308
Slow. Its Sunday night and its snowing. At least I go home in 2 hours.

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>>724521309
its knot my fault thin mints are the best
and you are one to talk, mr feed me while I play games

>>724521308
soup

>>724522268
They used to be best.

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This feels wrong.

>>724522527
You feel wrong.

>>724522647
Do not feel me.

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>>724522527
Why are you even signing up for that?
>>724522268
you got me

>>724522807
chubby waterdoge
would pet still
and feed you expensive cookies

>>724521540
that sucks, there was a massive blizzard here a day or two ago

>>724522268
playing overwatch with some people, what're you up to?

>>724522807
So I can see all the premium vagoo.

>>724522926
That is kind of gross. Humans are gross.

>>724506435
FUCK YOU GET OFF HACKFORUMS

>>724522780
I'm feeling you.

>>724522887
I'm done with winter.

>>724500035
(((724500035)))

>>724523086
yeah, it's been all over the place the last few weeks

>>724500450
My sister was there for that. Good story

>>724524652
>>724524652