What's the most illegal thing /b/ has ever done? Starts NOW

Literally someone killed someone and posted it here

>>724490866
I was talking about what YOU did illegaly everyone knows that story..
Newfag

oh boy

>>724490792
There's at least one serial killer at large who posts breadcrumb hints about women he's killed over the last 1-2 decades.

His threads appear once every few years.

I believe some anons even cross referenced a thread pic with some old yearbooks and even identified one of the girls. It was some latina girl that he allegedly strangled and had her necklace in the pic (same one from the yearbook) or something to that effect.

old /b/ used to have cp threads up all the time.
4chan considered candydoll as legal.
just imagine 10yr olds posing in an adult way.
actual hardcore cp threads sometimes stayed up for 15mins.
this was when mods were asleep.

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>>724491145
Oh, me? Well, on the evening of August 14th 2013 I got together with some friends and we got a length of chain and a couple cases of bud light and went around looking for a couple of qu...

Oh wait, go fuck yourself.

I jerked off and fed it to my sleeping niece that was a few months old. Jerked off once straight into her mouth and once on my hand and rubbed it on her tongue.

>>724492160
I was looking for those answers.. Never know whether it's real or fake..

>>724490792
I set a classroom on fire

>>724492442
I wish I could prove it without much more probable prison time.

>>724490792
i smoked marijuana once and then walked across the street WITH NO CROSSWALK

>>724490792
sold a load of class a drugs

>>724490792
Bought drugs online

Me and two buddies of mine robbed a semi abandoned house, that belonged to a business that was on hiatus. Wont go into detail but what we did caused the business a loss of 30'000$. We only made like 200$ from it. We were never caught, but some of the details were reported in a local newspaper.

>>724492749
I've smoked marijuana THREE TIMES you pussy faggot.

Had sex with a girl that was 17 years and 364 days old.

>>724490792
1,733 torrented films

that's like 2 life sentences here


i also smoked weed

>be me
>age 13
>pornhub
>"you must be 18 to enter, if not, close this window"
>enter anyway

I was a bit of a badass in my youth.

>>724493050
YOU MONSTER!!!! MOOOOOOOOODSSSSS

>>724493050
U could get a 99 year caution for that be careful Bro

>hacked into various accounts
>made my into a few cellphones
>stole a flash drive
>placed several hidden cams
>used most of it for noods and blackmail

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Sold:
Oxys(Frequently)
Adderal(Frequently)
Coke(occasionally)

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I pushed a door instead of pulling it like the sign said.

>>724493050
Had sex with a 16 year old... laughed because it's fucking legal in Australia.
Just can't take a photo tho.... which is classed as child port.. . Ironic isn't. That law is so we don't upset Americans by fucking 16 year olds and bragging about it with photos. And we can drink and smoke at 18. My illegal act.. speeding... excessively And safely.

Stolen cash from employers whenever opportunities presented themselves.

Every time grocery shopping I pocket kool-aid pods. Serves 'em right for trying to charge 3 bucks for something so pocketable.

ive been selling my prescriptions for cheap

>>724494231
Ment cp not child port

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>>724490792
Mostly just hookers, literally scores of them. They're just so much easier to deal with than getting into relationships. It's also considerably cheaper to do.

I can see law enforcement wanting an iP dump of this one.

Someone's going to admit a crime serious enough to investigate

>>724495109
Shh don't ruin it

I went in a bouncy castle with shoes on

>>724490792
I stole a Push Pop from Walmart once

>>724495109
i once smoked a weed. shit's so cash

>>724495109
LOL that already happened dumbass

>>724491749
lmao classy ass motherfucker

Saved a bunch of rare pepes

Smoke weed at a carnival on a school trip that was filled with officers

i molested a police officer once

>>724492840
This, plus shit loads of other things..

>>724495816
it's a bitch to find toddler sized cop uniforms with crotchless bottoms

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>>724490792
I go to South East Asia to fuck hookers. Some of the ages were questionable.

Trespassing is always a good way to pass the time

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>>724495900
kek

>>724493050
In Spain this is legal if you're 18+ and she's 16+ and you have her consent. As well as drinking is 18+ and not 21+. Amerifags take note.

>>724496210
Americans are backwards as shit and seem to think that sex is for rape and procreation purposes only. They literally believe this.

>>724496603
Law-wise and social-wise, yeah. They're so bat-shit cray cray. At least compared to Western Europe. Eastern is like another world to me, no offense

>>724496951
I was a different anon anyway so no offense taken.

>>724491709


are you describing paradise?

About two years ago I set my exs house on fire. Her room to be exact. I got the blame but never proven especially with my alibi. Using me for money and bills and then denying your begging to your friends well, I made that bitch beg for money to pay for damages. (Rented not owned)

did some pedo related stuff

>>724490792
Made a kid commit suicide.

Was fun.

>>724497934
Edgy faggot, when life hits you with lemons you'll be crying like a bitch thinking why can't I uphold my edgy standards of others not wanting empathy towards me

>>724497934
Tell us the story lad

>>724498146
>not wanting empathy towards me
why are kids so dumb?

>>724490792
Hooked two vcrs together to copy movies I rented.

not even lying, literally the most illegal thing i ever did was stealing a pack of gum while the shopkeeper was busy.

broke into an abandoned house. stole some shit

Posessing illeagal drugs.

Broke into an abandoned hospital and befriended the guard's dog a few days earlier so he wouldn't bark at me

>>724499991
broke into an abandoned guard dog and befriended the hospital a few days earlier so he wouldn't bark at me

broke into an abandoned girlfriend and befriended the mailbox a few days earlier so her mail would go straight to me

fucked a banana peel, shits so cash

>>724500683
>>724500277

Poster here.

I'm just fucking keking

Jaywalked 6year ago never got caught. still atlarge, i know the cops are still looking for me. Top most wanted jaywalker , being a smart criminal, ive been wearing fake beard eversince. I browse incognito and post anonymously. Dumb fbi cant trace me. Im expert in mspaint editing so i printed a fake IDs using my high end canon p200 printer.

>>724499991
the quads of truth have spoken

>>724501395
It might be stupid to ask but wtf is jaywalking

>>724501467
newfag these arent quads.

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murder

I got trump elected president

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>>724501395
We have extensive files on you, and we're patient - but won't wait much longer to bring you in.

>>724490792
The most illegal thing /b/ has ever done starts NOW? Well, count me in!

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>>724490792
I dabbed in 2017

>>724490792
I'm currently involved in an FBI investigation

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>>724502259
I see what you did there

>>724502259

story if you can tell

>>724490792
transported a loaded firearm w/o case (felony offense if caught) but I was deer hunting so I said fuck it if I get pulled over I'll just unload it but the most illegal thing I've got caught was speeding

>>724502363
Wat I do?

>>724502206
>I dabbed in 2017

What was it like way back then?

>>724501395
Why is jaywalk even a thing... In my country you can cross the road wherever you want and not get arrested by it

>>724502400
Look up operation playpen pretty much all I can say.

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>>724502489
America got a amazing president elected and some people couldn't get over saying we are number one after wiping there dick out for some gorilla that got shot

>>724501395
Thanks to former president Obama, we can bring you in and hold you indefinitely without charging you.

>>724502507
>not get arrested by it

Illegally downloaded a song. Don't tell the cops.

>>724502737
imma give the FBI a tip now you disgusting faggot

>>724502737
Called 911 to your door

>>724502569

lol got it

>>724502737
you wouldn't download a car

>>724502798
Also don't be a retard on for best tip I can give you or maybe just don't do it.

Had sex with my younger sister when she was asleep

>>724490792
Was at a house party where I didn't know anyone and when everyone went to bed me and my two friends robbed a ps3, a shit load of games and blue rays and about 100€ worth of alcohol

>>724503082

age? story pls

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Ya'll know what I done.

>>724492160
kys

>>724490792
I used scopolomine on a girl once.

>>724497353
You joke but there's no denying that /b/ has all but died since

>>724494818
You American? Where can you go to learn about prices/how to get one, etc?

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>>724503333

>>724494231

More US states have an age of consent of 16 than do 17 or 18.

Stupidly, however, if your state has aoc of 16, you cross into another state where aoc is also 16 to fuck a girl there, federal law attaches (aoc 18) and now you're arrested as a child molesting pedophile and the whole country cheers for a life sentence. america fuck yeah!

>>724503333
rolled fucking quads

>>724503386
there's some other images boards that feel like original /b/ but they're never as good.

>>724494818
me too, hookerbro, but i spend a lot on it

killed a jew... wait, worst?

oh, i threw a lollipop out the window when i was like 7

I got trump elected president

>>724490792
i still haven't payed WinRar

18 years old Id have say its between burglary and prescription fraud.

>>724503125
are you white?

>>724490792
I farted in a kids face at Disneyland

>>724495109
Only an idiot would think this is real.

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>>724490792
accidentally broke into a girls house

Broke into like two schools and got on the roofs one day.

>>724503481
While those may exist my point was /b/ has gone to hell after people started running posters off by being sjw's and white knights.

>>724503653
>prescription fraud

haha yeah that was fun in the mid 2000s before they clamped down...
see, pill mills could be exploited 100x more than most people knew. if you had paperwork saying you were already receiving a badass amount of opiates, and the credible max was 210-300x30mg roxies+120-180x80mg OC's+xanax+adderrall if you wanted it, they would continue your previous treatment.
and the "documents" were supplied by you, so you could take a real pharmacy record, change it to whatever the fuck you wanted, and they wouldn't verify because they were shady places and didn't care, because they weren't required by law to verify.
do this at a 1 doctor per county * 5 counties, and sheeeittt

>>724503589
You unutterable BASTARD!

>>724490792
I put a half full dog food can in the recycle bin

>>724490792
Tbh no joke folks

I easily got life time if they ever find out what I am doing

>>724504212
Just say fag

>>724490792
Lots of drugs.
Stealing.
Petrol bombed some shit.
Fucked 2 or 3 15 year old girls when I was 20/21.

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>>724503625
Did someone say... winrar?

>>724490792
I spray painted a cemetery before

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I ate all the popcorn.

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>>724503387
Yeah but I go to South East Asia for it. It's safer and cheaper to to there, plus it's more fun.

>>724504279
Okay... basic I host Kim dot com in Kims name. I also hosted 3 online dark bays - Hydra - Pirate and Casablanca, I also helped with 3 storm raids on ps3 network and on monthly basis do some company espionage on American companies for China

Anyone done anything worse? Non-merica BTW

Hi Säpo WeApp and NSA M15 ull never catch me

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>>724503527
I save up and just do it in Thailand once a year for a month or so.

I also have illegal incindiary devices and stole the 12 gauge from a cop car once.

>>724492840
Bitch I was selling a qp of weed a week. Schedule 1 drugs aren't nothing to fuck with

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>>724504637

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Being black...

>>724504551
Oh those little Filipinas get soaking wet at the drop of a dime.

>>724490792
Stole hundreds of thousands of dollars of merchandise using stolen credit card numbers.

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>>724505211
Well that one was Thai but yeah SEA's are the fucking bomb. This one is an old one but I really like this one, I'll be getting more here in 4 months.

>>724503802
"Accidentally"

Stole a packet of crisps

Wasn't even worth it, shit tier cheese and onion

>I'm 12
>be me at walmart
>told mum I wanted the new car and driver magazine
>says ok so i took it, special edition, comes with extra mag, all inside plastic cover
>I also wanted some hot wheels
>mom says fuck no, only one thing (yeah we poor)
>took 3 hot wheels and put them inside plastic cover, also some transparent tape, will say they're included with the magazine, hence the plastic shit
>nobody will notice shit.jpeg
>it's christmas eve so walmart is full of shitheads
>mom pays for it, didn't get caught
>success feels good man
>So happy that decided to tell my master plan to mum
>yells at me, now I'm grounded
>she gives the mag and cars to a random kid in the street

crime never pays...

>>724505293
>hundreds of thousands of dollars

I don't believe you, I think if you did then you are overestimating your number there.

>>724490792
i downloaded a car

>>724496009
as well as their sexes ain't it?

Carried $200 worth of heroin home from a popeyes.
Which I mean, is illegal, but not like, serious.

OH, and I slapped a cop in the face once whilst doing airduster.

>>724490792
Fingered my cars mom in the seat of my friend

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>>724505620
Honestly yeah at times, but I've gotten better at telling the difference over the years. I have been with lady boys before which is pretty fun as well. Sometimes they are better than actual girls. Before anyone asks no I don't have any STD/STI's.

Sadly I don't have any pics of the lady boys I've been with.

>>724505527
Nope, it's correct.

Here is how it works:

1. Buy stolen card numbers (usually from Russian hackers). Most won't be any good, but some will.
2. Verify which ones are good by donating tiny amounts to charities online (like $1).
3. Steal prepaid cards from stores (this part sucks, but they have no real value because they aren't activated). Has to be the kind with printed, not embossed numbers.
4. Use fine sandpaper to remove numbers.
5. Use embossing machine (around $400, buy online) to emboss the new card number on the prepaid card.
6. Use a magnet to destroy the stripe on the card.
7. Go to a mall, charm them into manually entering the card info because your card "doesn't seem to work".
8. Buy gift cards or merchandise with stolen cards. You will need to make 20-30 at a time, since most won't work. Be aware that getting caught with an embossing machine and/or 20-30 similar prepaid cards is BAD. Be careful

>>724505402
Are Thai girls like that? I always thought of Thai girls being more sly, using sex as a tool to get what they want (or just making money in lieu of educational qualifications to earn a living because they're poor)

Filipina are not particularly clever, and they get so hot so fast.

>>724490792
Ripped the tag off of a matress

>>724501519
The most serious crime you could ever commit. Minimum sentance is 75 years no chance for parole. It all started with a phenomenon known as the Grifter here on 4chan. After the incident everyone on /b/ agreed not to talk about it because of how serious it was, then the influx of newfags never learned about it and it stayed buried. I've been here since 1988 and will probably be banned permanently for revealing even this much.

The truth is out there.

>>724505924
With my crew of ten people, we have actually probably stolen closer to a million dollars that way over the last 10 years. You can usually sell the gift cards for around 50 cents on the dollar, but they have to be used quickly. Stores usually kill them off a day or two after a stolen card is used to buy them.

>>724490792
fucked someone i wasn't supposed to.

I voted thirty six million times for Donald J Trump.

>>724502507
>Country
>Piece of land mostly inhabited by niggers
Choose one

Broke into my neighbor's house while they were on vacation and stole about $600. Got greedy and went back for more and got chased by their grandfather. Came home following day to cops waiting for me at my house. They tracked my footprints in the snow. I was fourteen and man I was dumb.

Also, when I used to work at a gas station I would take scratch offs and run a bunch until I was able to pay for ones I used and have a little pocket change. And when the local drunks would come in for a case a beer they would always pay with cash and I would pretend to ring it up then pocket it at end of night. Never got caught for this shit.

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>>724505949
I've never experienced it like that. I mean yeah there are some shitty Thai girls but that's everywhere. For the most part they just like sex and it's seen as a way to make some extra cash. Some you don't even have to pay for directly, just show them a good time and pay for their dinner (it's exceedingly cheap in Thailand) and don't be a dick and you'll be fine. Almost every experience I've had with Thai girls has been pretty awesome, they're super fun in and out of bed. They can show you some cool things to do when your in Thailand, they're generally good people.

>>724502856
u know that i would in a heartbeat
if i could download a car i would have a lot of cars

>>724506292

go to bed putin your drunk

>>724506445
Asianstreetmeat

But yeah I want to go to the philippines this year and fuck every day all day for weeks. Get it out of my system.

It was 2006, I was walking home when I saw a wigger step out of his shitty civic. Bitch left it running, so I jumped in that bitch and dipped out. I panicked, so I dumped the car in a busy parking lot, left the car running.

>>724506642
don't do it. you're going to get an STD. only do it if you already have one.

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>>724506936
>STD
Lol those are curable

>>724507008
herpes cure came out? hiv cure came out? nice.