Best of /b fred faggots

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>>724449947

>be 28
>going to a restaurant
>ordering a pizza pie
>i said no ansjovis wtf
>girl says sorry i say is ok
>eat pizza pie while lying
>go outside wait till restaurant closes
>walk up to girl call her a bitch
>yelling I SAID NO ANSJOVIS CUNT
>punch her repeatedly in the left eye
>shit stars bleeding she yells "whyyyy whyyyyy"
>take her head and place it above my cock
>let blood pour on cock
>shove it in her mouth NOW SUCK IT
>manager comes out yells WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING
>grab my pistol and blast him twice
>then blast girl in skull with my cock inside her mouth
>let blood pour all over my cock
>feels good man
>escape and go home
>masturbate with her blood still on my cock

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>>724449947
Done and done.

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>>724449947

>>724450249
Hello newfriend

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>>724450061
Lel.

Pic related was a while back with one of those "Post your CC# and 4chan censors it!"

Kid posted his and within like 10min, his checking account was empty. He posted the statement and everything too. He only had a few hundred bucks on there but it was all gone thru Steam games or some shit. I had a good kek that day.

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>>724450335
Next one

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>>724450335

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>>724450390

Someone post space niggers please...

>>724450335
I'm. Trying to find the one where the kid magnetises his dad's work computer
Top teir comp too

Quick redpill:
Kid downloads some virus and asks for help,

Enters certain programme that makes comp blue screen

Ask for more help and end up magnetising hard drive or something

It's hella funny if anyone has post though

>>724450545
Wut is that?

Inb4 newfag

I've been here for years never heard of this.

>>724450335
expires 16 04 get the fuck out

>>724449947
But that was real.

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>>724450923
I got the news story capped somewhere hold on

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>>724449947
Fake and gay

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Saw this awhile ago

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>>724450681 here

>>724451043
this was real

>>724449947
Fuckkkk
Was actually around for this one.

>>724451043
Newfag

>>724451043
>being this new

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>>724451287
>>724451336
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>>724451048

Awesome, had a good laugh!

>>724451043
welcome to 4chan my friend
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/4chan-images-investigated-after-murder-port-orchard-washington-n241806

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>>724450599

> get rich
> buy 4chan because I can
> add all banana posters to secret /pot/ board
> arrange banana raids from our secret lair
> lol
> use forture to invite all full expenses, to bananaconana
> entrance fee is a banana. rare pots get better seating
> arrange largest shitposting party ever conceived
> everyone spends hours pouring bananas onto ever messaging board and comment system we can
> many lols
> bananaGuests start to leave with fun done
> doors are locked
> ha, someone locked the door, funny prank guys
> open fire
> when police arrive, find hall of bullet-ridden occasionally-sodomized corpses surrounding a mountain of bananas

>>724449947
Do you realize the shitstorm thats going to rain down on this website once the mainstream media and feminist jews get winds that some anon murdered this chick for our entertainment, you faggots have officiaIly fucked this website for good, FUCK

Anyone got the everybody walk the dinosaur one?

>>724451504
like how new can you bee? ffs
check out the link here
>>724451611

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>>724450545
>>724450734

>>724450770
Idk if that was even the right post since no IDs and everybody was "Anon" but that was one of the times somebody actually fell for it and got rekt. IIRC it was only like $400 or something in his checking acct and I felt bad at first but then remembered the dumbass just posted his CC# on /b/.

>>724450681
There was the Xbox one too and a couple diff computer ones.

>>724451032
wonder if shes still alive to this day.

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>>724452313
Faggot

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>>724451032
That one was actually real?

Pic related was the start of a thread where I'm pretty sure OP ended up in an ambulance. Sorry for shitty phone screen caps.

>>724451043
fucking idiot.... kys

>>724452296
the best one I've read in months

>>724451669
are you new?

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>>724452540
Not sure if these are even in order, but 3 more caps from the thread

>>724451669
bad bait

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>>724452296
We had something similar happen on /o/ a couple months back with somebody trying to change their headlight.

>>724451162
Found pic related while looking for >>724453051 and it was the same Op image that got the newfag

>>724449947
Stop spamming whenever your ocd and autism kick in. Fucking lame....
Mhmm, I'm sure you are "oldfag" for real.

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>>724453191
I'm sure you are too, champ

>>724450014
please this copy pasta is every where

>>724450599
please jump

>>724449947
Was this ever time stamped? I recall a more thorough post

>>724453600
Madd Thadd

>>724449947
haha fucking finally, i've been searching for the original pic for so long mate


like

20 minutes

This made me unsettled. I guess I'm too normie to handle psychos.

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OC

>>724454241
wwoooow cool man!!!!!!!! *THUMBS UP* :D U COOL

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this. thread. legendary.

>>724454552
Thanks :)

>>724454555
Anyone got the vid?

>>724455414
this is shopped.
stuff like this would never happen, not even on 4chan.

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>>724455888
honestly what i would do in any scenario.
also nice trips bud.

>>724455620
t. massive newfag

>>724455414
used to have it, but lost it when my hdd died.
you will get b& or v& anyway if you post shit like this

>>724456857
no you wont retard

>>724455414
just found it on thebarchive

>>724455414
https://thebarchive.com/data/b/image/1473/13/1473139349361.webm

El bumpo

>>724457421
hahahahaahah

anyone have the one with the femanon who had a box of decomposing rabbits?

>>724457496
i feel more like crying.
his dick is bigger than mine and he gets more ass than me.
still disgusting though.
but i dont know what i would do if a recently deceased dolphin would wash onshore here.

>>724454555
>>724455414
>>724455620
>>724456569
>>724456857
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>>724457421
>>724457496
>>724457645
are there any risks, doing stuff like this ?
i mean its not a nigger: you cant get aids or something, right ?

>>724457645
just go for the living whales. There's always plenty during the season

>>724457735
aids not. But there's plenty of stuff you can get nonetheless. And also you need to do a lot of stuff. Find it, take it to your car, drive somewhere safe. Fuck, if you can do it with a deceased animal you are fit enough to go for a woman

>>724457953
i would really like to try that out once, just for the kink of it.
would wearing a condom and gloves be enough ? or do i need to do more than this ?
which kinds of animals are big enough to fuck ?
plenty of roadkill here.
how to get a fresh one ?
is this stuff illegal ?

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>>724457421
Even Ted Bundy thinks that shit is degenerate

>>724458150
Wtf man go buy a $10 hooker instead

>>724458186
i was in that thread and the guy was intelligent, charming, well educated and a nice conversational partner.
and dahmer just is a sick fuck who got caught.

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>>724453600
holy kek

>>724458240
i can get as many hookers as i want, but i am a man who is into new experiences.
and i think this is one of the very unique experiences not many people had so far.

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>>724458332
>implying I don't already know everything about ted bundy and every other SK

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Anyone got that thread where the guy had the spreadsheet for all the girls in his college class and put it up on the screen by accident. That was a classic.

>>724451032
there was a thread i while ago where some1 posted proof that it's fake. The girl in the 3 pictures is from a TV show or something.

Also watch the Docu about the theorie that her Parents killed her. Im not Saying they did but there are a lot of weird things the partens told over time.

>>724450505
this is posted in every thread. back in 2012 it came out that this was a fake the guy made body parts for hollywood movies

>>724458553
hallo jeansy

>>724458150
there was another thread, search hard enough and you'll find it. The guy was fucking roadkill all the time, and he explained his technique

>>724458912
link ?

>>724458970
> search hard enough and you'll find it
is it really this hard to read, faggot?
no spoonfeeding today

>>724457421
fake and gay, thats a plushie.
noone would ever fuck a decaying corpse of an animal.
and now stop being edgy

>>724459094
>noone would ever fuck a decaying corpse of an animal.
Fuck you, judgemental fuck

>>724459334
liberal fucktard.
this stuff is a crime against nature.
burn in hell with all that furrys, gays and horsefuckers

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>>724449947

i miss ids

>>724459399
its a victimless crime though

basically it would be like fucking one of those hartly potatoes

>>724450249
>thinking that's legit and not scripts / botting
>newfaggery on a whole new level

>>724459656
but thats wrong on so many levels,
how could you support this shit.

>>724459656
there are now victimless crimes, that shit is illegal for a reason.
spreading disease, animal cruelty, people stealing animals in order to kill and fuck, murdering witnesses

>>724460008
because its a dead animal?

its not like he is fucking something that can think and feel and respond

>>724460092
its illegal because the fucking jew lovers in washington are trying to control the way we act

>>724453600
keked

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>>724460008
He's probably part of that LBTBBQ-faggy nonsense where there is nor morality, only Zuul.
Liberals plain are sick and disgusting.
>See: - Christian Weston Chandler

has somone the thread in which anons tried to fit the biggest thing they could find into their pants

>>724460360
>liberal vegans are complete fags for not eating animals cuz morals
>liberal fags are degenerates fucking animals, how could they not care about wnimals

>>724460257
but it was alive at some point. shooting a deer to fuck it is just plain wrong.

>>724460257
degenerate libertard.
go on and smoke weed with some triggered sjw feminazis

>>724460692
youdont belong here

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>>724460482
You, you're not comparing the weirdness of vegans to FUCKING AN ANIMAL, ARE YOU?
ARE YOU?!
I'm calling you out as some 13 year old troll this instant. You are either some LGTBBQ faggot or just some kid with your hand on your dick fapping to this insanity.

>>724460360
Fuck off /a/fag

>>724460692
but shooting it just for fun isnt?

look m8 its a deer and deer are filthy tick covered vermin


>>724460774
its not like the deer has any problem with it

i mean its fucking dead for christs sake