/nzg/ - New Zealand General: Round II

>>724436664
2 off them quads

>>724436692
>tfw you will never start a quads thread
>tfw why even live

>>724436664
Oh yeah, I got to see wiz bros dick last night. You guys may as well give up on being men just saying...

>>724436821
Is it as talented as the man himself?

>>724436821
I wish I were born a woman but am not mentally ill enough to become a Frankenstein woman.

>>724436859
I hope one day to find out.. I do have to visit Auckland at some stage this year.

>>724436931
He has been coming and going for ages. I am sure he will be back.

>>724436953
>going to auckland
>not going to go to marry uke
youll break his heart. dont tell him

>>724437013
Well only for a couple days. Week at the most.
Was going to go up for darts champs but CBF would rather just go see a friend and chill

>>724437013
I'm still here. It's fine, I have a fuck buddy now. Also turns out I'm extremely attractive to Asian women. Something about the ginger hair and slightly above average sized peen.

>>724437076
>tfw we're not friends

>>724437129
Something something asians having small penises

>>724437129
I would hang with you uke, my best friend moved up for work though and has been begging for me to visit. He's also ginger.

>>724436821
Gave up a long long time ago

>>724437214
:(

>>724437188
That was the implication, yes.

>>724437201
It's best we don't meet. I wouldn't be able to help myself. I'd probably marry you instantly. I don't need that shit in my life.

>>724437299
Just live with her for 2 years, the government considers it married anyway :^)

>>724437299
Damn, I am on the prowl for a husband.

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Any fags in dunners?

>>724437438
Literal fags?
Yes.

>>724437402
No, it's considered defacto. It only effects what you own. You aren't legally considered the same person as in marriage.

>>724437428
Are you Q or someone else? Something to note is I have a mental illness that makes me fall in love with people basically instantly. It's intense and creepy.

It's 1am, shouldn't you guys be going to sleep to wake up for work in a few hours?

>>724437580
WINZ considers it marriage though so it's enough to fuck someone.

>>724437580
Q

>>724437560
well I mean, sure lol. lemme guess your name is Jakob

>>724437631
No they don't. They consider it a defacto relationship. Jesus dude, I am sorry you got fucked over by an ex but be gay somewhere else.

>>724437617
Don't have to wake up if i don't sleep. Not that i can.

>>724437697
My name is not Jakob. I'm also not actually gay.
I am in Dunedin though.

Previous thread needs another link to this one. They're still arguing about my mediocrity.

>>724437675
As per the rules of 4chan if I married you I would instantly be a cuck for being with a woman who has a child. I don't need that kind of stigma. I'm kind of a big deal around here.

That said, don't toy with my heart. I'm a tender fragile boy.

>>724437737
>le_clever_black_man.jpg

>>724437777
Queer quads has returned. Nice roll actual faggot.

>>724437699
Eh? No this has nothing to do with being fucked over by an ex, I was referring to WINZ counting it as a relationship, they're currently hounding me for having a female flatmate and trying to tell me that because I live with a woman it counts as a relationship with no actual proof.

>>724437129
>ginger
>Asian women like you

what am i doing wrong then

>>724437777
what the fuck is there to do here, other than drink or smoke

>>724437699
Yeah, they definitely do dude, they've been screwing people with it for a long time.

>>724437838
Fuck, hope you get it sorted man. Can you prove you're not financially dependent or anything?

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>>724437803
In case you were meming because you don't actually know the name, it's called "roll safe".

>>724437911
Well today i learnt something

>>724437872
Have you tried not being ugly?

>>724437838
Have you tried getting a job?

>>724437876
Have you tried fingering your prostate?

>>724437838
you too? wtf

>>724437991
>Have you tried not being ugly?
Well, guess i'm fucked.

>>724437991
Jobs are for fags

>>724438025
WINZ is for niggers.

>>724437837
Welp I guess I'm gay now
>>724437876
>drink
>smoke
What else do you need?
>>724437952
Every day is a school day in cyber space, my dude

>>724438120
>Welp I guess I'm gay now
Kek demands it. You should go bi at least, heaps more options to get rejected.

>>724438105
It is a well known fact in this thread that I am in fact, a chubby chaser.

>>724438196
A hole is a hole.

Can't wait to sleep and feel nothing for a few hours.

>>724438102
I work at WINZ, the majority of the unemployed I see are actually white.

>>724437699
>>724437838
I probably shouldn't be saying this but yes, due to a technicality in the law this does count as a relationship by our standards, go get a job.

>>724438346
Fuck off, your job is literally telling people to get a job.

>>724438120
True facts my dude, best drop that uni shit asap.

>>724438346
>the majority of the unemployed I see are actually white
You must work in a white town. I see queues of niggers outside WINZ smoking their bene away.

>>724438346
dont you have a boss to suck off or something faggot? kill yourself

>>724438411
Finna drop out and study memeology nigga

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>>724438346
Don't try to push your anti-white agenda here.

>>724438402
>>724438463
Remind me who keeps a roof above your head?

>>724438444
There are plenty of maori, just an extremely high amount of whites also. Oh, tip for anyone who is struggling to get a job at the moment, ignore the posted jobs you may see inside a Work and Income office, the majority of them don't get updated for months at a time, it's highly unlikely you'll find an open position there.

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anyone here got any Deep Web sites for New Zealand-based drug markets besides Alphabay?

>>724436984
Who?

>>724438653
Any tips for a disabled Maori guy who wants to work?

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>>724438686
Yeah bro

https://www.crimestoppers-nz.org/about/contact-us

>>724438765
If you can sound white, call centre work. No experience necessary and good pay. You sit down, offices are wheel chair capable if you can't walk.

>>724438753
Blogbro

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anyone know what ever happened to blogfag?
>Schizophrenic breakdown?
>prison for stalking?
>finally killed himself and didn't even live stream it?

>>724438880
Who?

>>724438245
He only likes skinny bitches because they make his dick look bigger.

>>724436664
How about you and your fucking Aussie cuck friends fuck off back to some other site? This is an American board for American citizens only. Didn't you backwards ass Aussies get the memo?

>>724438851
Cheers brah. I can walk and what not, just can't read or write to well (dyslexia)

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>>724438880
did anyone save his ramblings?

>>724439119
I might have. CBF looking right now though
If archivefag is still around then yes, guaranteed

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>>724439097
Wot

>>724438958
see>>724436984

>>724438994
are you new?

>>724439119
No, 4chan is constantly archived to several sites though so it's out there somewhere.

>>724439102
You have to take notes but you can get away with a lot of shorthand. The jobs usually involve emails but you seem fine here, just got to make use of spell check. Call centres also have a high turn over so there is always a job available.

>>724439003
I don't give a fuck what other peoples preferences are. Chubby chicks are better to cuddle. I am bony as so I don't need bone grinding bone. Chicks with a bit of fat don't notice the bones so don't get annoyed by it. Chubby chicks are also warmer in winter and due to usually poor circulation have nice cold feet in summer. On top of that, I like big tits and round asses, which chubby women usually have, and I find a little tummy fat to be appealing. People who don't like chicks who are a little fat have never fucked a chubby chick.

>>724438765
If you're capable of keeping a professional tone and have a less uh, "Guttural" accent than most Maori you may want to try phone work of some kind, or perhaps see if anyone is offering a desk job behind a computer somewhere.

>>724439301
You're too polite for 4chan. Just say Hori accent.

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>>724439097
Shouldn't you be arguing about toilets and wearing a vagina hat?

>>724439102
Oh, that kind of disability. Yeah never mind. (Not trying to insult you, just figure that a desk job would be a fucking nightmare with all the note taking and such, you know?)

>>724439281
How hard is it to understand? You Aussie cucks along other Eurotrash faggots aren't allowed here anymore. Trump won, this is now American only. Just as it always should have been. You have to go back, back to Australian websites. You aren't welcome here.

>>724439469
You're going to be a ton of fun.

>>724439466
100% nightmare. working towards a teaching job, where i can just talk or type simple notes atm but I still need part time work.

>>724439457
Shouldn't you be fucking your sister while she imagines you are Crocodile Dundee? Isn't that what all Australian fags do?

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>>724439469
>Triggered this hard by the mighty Anglosphere
You're part of this, nigga.

>>724439532
Well at least we know this guy is as ignorant as the rest of the amerifags.

>>724439505
Uh, why are you still here? Fuck, how bad is the Australian education system that you can't understand a simple command? Fuck off you Aussie cunt. It's over. Time to piss off.

>>724439518
Do you enjoy hunting? I'm not sure what the current demand is but I used to make a surprisingly decent amount of money possum hunting with my old flatmate, plus if you're the type of person who is usually up all night it'd be right up your alley.

>>724439398
I'm too polite in general tbh.

>>724439639
Go on then daisy.

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>>724439532
>talks about incest
>is american

>>724439620
>Implying anyone from Australia is educated
>Implying America isn't the greatest country on Earth with the best educational system
Nice try Aussie. Go chug a Foster's while you get fucked by a kangaroo.

>>724439726
>Implies he isn't inbred
>Is Australian
Pick one you cunt.

>>724439761
We don't have kangaroos here. That is how ignorant you are.

Not even worth the (you)

>>724439831
Since when doesn't Australia have Kangaroos?? Fuck off.

>>724439650
I do haven't gone since i left the scouts though. Would need to find someone I could borrow a gun off, to many libtards around me and to poor to get my licence and a gun.

>>724439831
There's a couple of wallabies in the Auckland Zoo. They're pretty cool.

>>724439872
Since we aren't Australia haha.

>>724439877
You're Maori aren't you? Your cousins should have a gun.

I really should have a wank and go to sleep. Who saved Qs tits from the last thread? That blurry nipple won't do.

>>724439956
Nah those ones are in prison

>>724439918
Um.... Hate to burst your bubble there snowflake, but 'New Zealand' is part of Australia....

>>724440084
aaah, i have the sneaking suspicion that we are in fact our own sovereign nation

>>724440084
Someone should tell our prime minister.

>>724440165
not my prime minister.
he is a fake.

>>724440147
That's what Mick Dundee the king of Australia lets you think, but everyone knows Australia and New Zealand are the same place. Just admit that you are Australian and then get off my board.

Maybe if we ignore it, it will go away. That's the general rule for animals and children isn't it?

>>724440320
Worked with Jk.

>>724440320
It doesn't work for children. If you ignore them you end up as a jungle gym

>>724440165
I mean come on .... How could that shitty little island be a country? Lol. That's adorable. I bet you all also think you're actually people too, don't you? News flash: You are really Aussie cucks, you are all subhuman due to being partially bred with nigger and criminal DNA (worse are the so called Maori unga bonga types), and you will never be AMERICAN.

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>>724436984
>>724438753
>>724438880
>>724438958
>>724438994
>>724439119
>>724439179
>>724439291
Jesus fuck, wat a fucken day.

>>/me/
>blogfag
>wake up when boss man goes down into the lounge again
>he's been testing me to check if I can wake & prepare myself for work by not calling me
>decide it's not worth it to push my way into his work because it's tense as all fuck
>fail test as bad as NCEA
>message only friend to take me room hunting again
>2 hrs waiting trying to not feel like a bother to poor boss' gf upstairs
>use her fone to text a house I went to yesterday to try to pay for th room
>text back saying both rooms have been filled since 5 p.m. yesterday
>picked up eventually so I could mope & drag down his day
>cont.? or kill myself?

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We're not even a real country anyway.

>>724440636
cont no kill

>>724440636
>no mention of suns day
>no mention of the others names
Either you changed considerably, or you're a cheap imitation

Anyone know much about Binaural Beats?

>>724440455
America is OP but I can't bring myself to argue w/ people from a country with the lowest IQ in the developed world. Pretty sure the sand niggers and pajeets have a higher average IQ look it up. No wonder Canadians hate you fags.

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>>724440840
it's actually the only old blogpost I can find on archive.moe

I hope poor blog found peace.
[spoiler]I didn't.[/spoiler]

>>724440878
>Being unable to stand up against the truth
>Projecting his own lack of wit and education onto the subject of his jealousy
Aussie cucks on suicide watch

Anyway. I am going back to sleep before I get up for the day. Have a lot to do here in America. Go shooting, have huge breakfast, laundry, more food, go buy more ammunition, food again. Etc. Anyway you faggots be gone back to your drop bears and Crocodile Dundee fapping. You shouldn't really FAP to your monarch though. Probably disrespectful. And he carries a big knife. Also, get a better king.

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>tfw I find a hot new pornstar on /gif/
>tfw I look up her name, click a vid and start fapping
>tfw she starts wanking her cock

>>724441504
You didn't stop though, did you?

>>724441504
Naughty.

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G'night, kiwis.

>>724441504
GTO mein negro

When are you when you realise this thread a shit

>>724442088
>when
When am I when I realise this thread a shit?
2 years ago. Why?

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>>724442196

when are you realise women are the devil?

>>724442898
This is a well known fact, but women can be tamed with gentle manipulation and the threat of physical harm. You never even have to hit her if you do it right.

faggots