How often do you think about suicide?

daily

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AN HERO, DO IT FAGGOTS!

always

daily man to much stress

I'm thinking about it right now FeelsBadMan

Every fucking day

>>724434620
Not super often, sometimes when I'm in my car I picture myself just Fucking totalling On a wall, anyone else?

>>724434620
constantly.
tried 3 days ago but lived

>>724434620
A lot less than I used to, thankfully. Probably about every 6 months now. Used to be weekly.

>>724434680
>>724434692
>>724434880
>>724434922
>>724435044

If you niggers think about it so often, why don't you do it? Pussies

>>724434620
Just when I breath..

>>724435224
We all can't be heroes like you.

Sometimes I just sit back and reflect on my life. I'm only 22 but I think to myself Damn am I just gonna work my whole life and do the same cliche things as others. As in get married have kids , retire then die? Like I feel like I wanna achieve something great. Do any of you anons feel this way??

>>724435224
I can't tell if they're just tryna be edge lords

>>724435346
Everyone feels that man, there no such thing as underachieving the words a contradiction

>>724435178
Yep. I am 19 and can't afford my own car yet, but I picture myself stealing my dads car and crashing it into some poor fuckers house with 120 kmh

>>724435354
If they need to I could send some razors

>>724435346
The problem with me is that I compare myself to other people that are enjoying life while I sitting back and just complain about everything that's going on in my life wishing I had better life that's when I start getting all depressed and shit.

>>724435494
Try drugs

>>724435524
Lsd works miracles

>>724435494
Man yeah judging yourself based on others achievements is a horrible mindset.

>>724435524
I have, Acid was awesome experience 10/10 would recommend

Used to think about it often, now I don't think about it at all.

I think about killing other people, especially ones who wronged me in the past. Fuck them.

>>724434620
If you kill yourself you're a major pussy and a bitch, If you're suicidal just go on a killing spree since you obviously get bullied into thinking it, do something about it pussy live life to the limits since you're suicidal, when we die we die as men you'll die as a dyke, PUSSY.

>>724435524
Horrible advice man. Weed can make it worse (personal experience) weed can bring out lament anxieties

>>724435684
He didn't say "try weed"

>>724435732
Jsayin

>>724435684
Fuck off cunt. Weed makes everything better

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>>724435684
Actually you're wrong weed helps you calm down makes you think about a lot of stuff in a positive way you'd be surprised of how much you can accomplish if you use weed to your advantage.

I only think about suicide because I can't be fucked living honestly

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>>724435494
Make a list what bothers you about yourself and start working on that. Then make a list what you envy others for and start working on that.
If that seems too difficult, make a list of people you hate for having a better life than you and start killing those people.

Every time someone is a faggot on /b/, when I tell them to an hero.

>>724435804
No idiot, I used to be a heavy weed smoker, if you're in a bad place weed will just make you overthink the fucked up shit, thc does trigger your subconscious so if you're in a really bad spot it's a bad thing, stop talking out your ass faggot.

3 to 5 times a day since i was 7yo. i'm 30 now, the trick is to remember, the voices are not your friends.

>>724434620
Not often enough

>>724434620
every day.

The further in debt I get, the more I think it's my only option.

>>724435860
Is it like the stanley parable?

>>724435840
That's you're problem you smoked weed with a tainted mind set everytime I smoked I would always clear my mind so I wouldn't over think bullshit I would just let stuff flow into my mind I've never had a bad experience with smoking weed except for the one time I couldn't find anything to eat.

>>724435954
yes kind of, but 3 different voices trying to screw you over.

>>724434620
weekly

>>724435804
I'm not wrong, I mean cant speak for everyone but I you can go to some dark places on comedowns

>>724436103
Stupid question but when you hear the said voices do you hear your own voice or someone else's?

A tips for all anons, and I hope you can find enough petty meaning to go on, in what I found it in.
Get a job and try to be good, or even great at it. As long as you try your best, you can justify whatever happens, you know for sure you did your best, and usually doing your best will be better than most happy-go-lucky idiots who just come for the paycheck.
If you have a severe disadvantage in your job, then of course, try to get counseling to get a job that suits you better.
Having a sense of worth, and maybe even pride, will definitely combat the sense of meaninglessness and boredom.

>>724435989
Well I guess you're right too man and btw sorry for being all insulting and shit I suffer of bipolar disorder kek, but if this guy is suicidal it's really a bad idea see maybe not everyone can put their mind in a good place like you, me myself I couldn't so maybe OP can't neither I suggest him to start working out eating healthy and getting some rest here and there, I know it sounds cliche but that's what cured my suicidal thoughts.

every day.

>>724436103
Shit man, you have all the entertainment you'll ever need all in your head.

>>724434620
never, my life is golden. i could fall ass backwards in a pile of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

>>724436177
only one of them is my own, there is an old dude's voice and a creepy girl's voice.

>>724436247
That's the spirit!

>>724436177
It's more like just talking to yourself in your head, everyone does it

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>>724434620
Everyday anon. Everyday

>>724435820
Why do you feel that way, anon? What's going on?

>>724436280
is it? even when you can hear them all at the same time?

i mourn people who are alive alot, like my mother and father and just my family in general, dont have the balls for suicide but yea in the end its just a chemical imbalance in my brain

>>724435684
Who said weed faggot? I ment LSD, LSA, DMT and Shrooms, Nicotine helps too

>>724435989
>just clear your mind
Hahahahahahahahahahahaha you really have no clue

>>724436435
So, you have depression? Have you tried like, not thinking about it or some?

>>724436274
>That's the spirit!
also the truth. i've been up all night mixing a guitar solo for my latest song, drinking vodka and just having fun. wife works a 6 figure job, i am worth over a mil so i don't work. it's a fucking party all the time.

>>724436268
That's intense. I only hear one voice which is mine but as cheesy as this might sounds I can hear the darkness in the voice as if it were my dark side I've also dreamed about that I'm always looking at myself but my eyes are completely blacked out as if I've been possessed

>>724436500
So tell us who you are if you got nothing to hide

>>724436389
Inject something white and sterile (paint..?) into the defective area of your brain. You need to balance out the white matter with the grey matter, because your neurons are colour sensitive.

Of course, you'll never hear that from a psychiatrist because they are trained to make money off your ass for the drug companies.

>>724436514
smoke weed before going to sleep, it does not make nightmares go away but at least you won't remember them.

>>724436418
Even still, lsd come downs are the worst, that can send you down somewhere dark

>>724434620
Sometimes, but we only have 1 life even if it's shit.

>>724436488
I kinda thrived on the nihilism of it all everything made me angry, didn't have the energy to keep my mind occupied

Everytime I talk to her.

>>724436608
Do you do this? Do you find it impossible to sleep without weed?

>>724436932
i haven't smoked weed in years for that reason, i enjoy nightmares and i like to remember them when i wake up.

>>724436810
>talk to her
Cuddle-bitch detected. She comes to you to feel wanted after Chad is done choke-fucking her.

>>724436544
i'm nobody, i just happen to have enough money and a wife that makes a good living. nobody famous. if you make smart investments and don't piss your money away, you can do it too. oh, and the part about falling ass backwards into things, that always helps

>>724435224
its not like life is shit or something its kind of an exit strategy just in case

>>724436605
i've never heard such bullshit in my entire life

>>724437192
Truth

>>724436178
but a while after that feeling of worth or pride hits me, i start to compare it and quantify it relative to better things and my progress seems meaningless.

>>724434620
at this point at least every 3 hours

>>724437305
Good goy.

>>724434620
Everytime I come to /b/ and the faggotry just keeps rising.

>>724437463
that

>>724438013
maybe it is you who attracts faggotry.

>>724438027
i try my best to believe any progress is good but i just feel like i'm never going to accomplish anything that will make me content

>>724434620
Every single time I close my brown eyes.

>>724434620
Everyday. Today more than usual.

>>724434620
Used to be fairly often until I (truly, not just projection) stopped giving a flying fuck about the stupid, shallow, unintelligible opinions people may or may not have regarding me.

Now I can do whatever the fuck I want to do until I'm (likely prematurely) dead. Want to make a shitty indie game? Do it. Want to draw porn? Do it. Want to learn guitar at 27? Fuck it, why not?

Oh no, someone can hear me playing guitar terribly

I->IV->V->VIIdim->VIIdim->VIIdim->VIIdim->VIIdim->VIIdim->VIIdim

There, now you have a reason to judge me you lazy cunt.

Worst case scenario? I'm forgotten like 99.999% of you other fucks. Best case? I'm remembered as someone who told 99.999% of the world to eat shit.

>>724438182
>brown
What a shit fucking colour. Not even unique in the slightest. You should probably commit suicide asap.

>>724438129
i know what your saying... especially this comparison-issue...
at first youre like "well, life is a little better now, maybe i can keep it up and actually get out of this shit hole that im in"
and then you see what others are up to and every time it's like "what the hell! i cant even do this, how would i ever be able to do that? i dont have ten years to get counseling and fix myself up. by that time there is nothing left of my youth. and there is so much stuff i'll just never be able to enjoy... what's even the point of all this shit and all the pain??"

>>724438341
sick intro to music theory reference bro

>>724438666
Why, in the name of common sense, would you bother aspiring to be better than the rest while living in constant comparison to others?

If you really, truly want to live your life different from the rest then you need to throw out any hope that it will be even vaguely similar.

Their path is well-tread and clear. Your path requires a machete and a taste for cartography.

>>724438826
You can safely expect to get lost a few times, get stuck in loops, and yes even possibly end up gone to humanity forever.

That's what it takes to explore uncharted ground.

>>724438826
>Their path is well-tread and clear
I only read your reply but this is plain wrong.

Most people feel lost in life, feel like they have no idea what they're doing.

>>724434620
never. because I am not a needy faggot crying at the unfairness of the world

>>724434620
I think about other people committing suicide all the time. Or maybe that's fantasizing that other people will commit suicide all the time. Either way, I'm the greatest.

Every day now... And Im at college with 2 lovely kids and a great partner but I am so depressed. Might get help soon

>>724439361
Please do. If not for your sake, then the children's. Alternatively just give me your children.

>>724439040
I'm not saying we're not all lost to some extent or another, but if you're trying to say that we're all equally lost I'm going to have to strongly disagree.

There's a very clear recipe; battle-hardened, time-tested, and true; it's one most people follow, as per their parents instructions. Public school, college, internship, career, retirement, death. Season with a few wives and kids to taste.

Then there's literally everything else. The options nobody told us about, from autodidactically-studied trade skills to freelancing to entrepreneurship which takes many different forms. It's an amorphous, winding path that is inconsistent from one settler to another, and constantly overgrown/retreaded (as is the whim of the market).

The path is inherently isolating in nature, and everyone on it needs to mark their own maps along the way blindly hoping for a place to settle.

Why would you want to shoot yourself when Trump is going to do it for you?

>>724434620
If you ain't doing it multiple times a day, you ain't doing it right. That's all I can say. Only way to buff yourself. #ThinkBigThinkSuicide and #FromTheBogToTheDogToTheGod (gone agnostic)

Now monthly, but during stress, daily.

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>>724436990
It's hard for me to get nightmares or spooky shit while sleep and most of the time, I do not dream at all and it sucks as hell. Whether I'm stoned, twisted or sober, I don't dreams. Fuck is wrong with my head?

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>>724435224
Some of us have obligations to uphold. After that though, I'm ready...

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>>724434620
Never, even if I didn't like my life, which I do, I'd just drop everything and hichhike around the world as some kind of hobbo or something, life too beautiful to waste is away killing myself.

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>>724434620
I havn't job
I havnt good health
I havn't friends
I havn't girlfriend
but I NEVER think about suicide
I'm atheist so for me it is stupid thing

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>>724442641
With what do you fill your days?
What is your living situation?
How do you get money?

How can you be satisfied with your life being so empty?

>>724443108
why i need feel my life with things like job, money, girls, friends?
ask urself why u "want" all of it

>>724434680
This

>>724443108
Im not him, but for me personally, I have given up already. Feel no real emotions anymore. I just live day by day. Im only 18 btw.

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>>724443274
Human beings are social creatures.
By nature we are programmed to enjoy feeling a "connection" with other people.
It feels good to have people close to you.

Money is required to survive in the first world.
Surely you have a source of income too, or you're leeching off someone who provides for you or you wouldn't have the luxury of access to the internet.
Kind of hypocritical of you to say you don't want money while you spend most of your days lazing around on the web.

A job brings fulfillment. Creating something, being a part of something feels good.
Knowing you have a skill that allows you to bring life into something one way or another brings a lot of satisfaction.
I can't imagine how empty you must feel if you have no applicable skills or no drive to attain any.

Seriously, do you not feel completely empty?

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>>724443573
What's keeping you from stepping out into the world?
Go out and taste the bitter-sweetness of life.

Take risks, find joy, feel sadness, get disappointed, live life.

Surely if all you feel is emptiness there is nothing to really keep you from just trying random shit is there? You gotta fill your days with something after all.
Approach a stranger, talk to people, do something that's totally not you.

I partially think you're bullshitting with your "no emotions" shtick. Deep down you're just afraid of life.

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FUCKING FAGGOOOOOTS

>>724436640
The fuck are you on about

>>724434620
Every minute of my life

>>724434620
I'm not an edgelord that has nothing better to do that think about an hero because I'm too lazy to do anything with my life...

only really considered suicide a couple times in my life, where I would usually be hopeless. But I never go through with it, its just the thought that everything could be over within seconds that makes everything more bearable, like I don't actually need to give a shit.

Daily

Hopefully less if the SSRIs kick in

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>>724434620
Literally every single fucking day for many years, i haven't talked to anyone about this on a serious manner.
How fucked am i /b ?

How often do I THINK about suicide? I've already done suicide. Multiple times!